• See ya, Hirshey.
• See ya ... what? See ya ... us?
• If the Cubs are gonna keep winning, at least this happened.
• Uh, yikes.
• This guy is the greatest.
• Ron Artest, journalist.
• Drew, out of the closet.
• We're not sure we'd get along with Chuck Bednarik.
• Everybody likes that Kimbo Slice character.
• We're already in love with the NBA Finals.
Miss a week, miss a lot, people. The countdown officially begins; we only get to write three more of these week wrapups. Alas. Your weekend editor is the esteemed Christmas Ape. We hope he likes horse races who dope. We'll see you Monday. Oh, and you kids in Chicago for the Pants Party? Go crazy; we are incredibly sad we won't be there.