Dong-Obsessed Americans Are Seeing Dongs On San Francisco's World Series Champion Hats
The dong patrol has spoken, and they have seen the dong. Sorry, Commissioner Selig. There's no recalling this one.
Count this alongside the new conspiracy theory that Chris McKendry Freudian-slipped Big Ben's name to be "Roethlis-cock" today.
[H/T Anthony; screen grab from The Nationals Enquirer]
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