SHOTY Quarterfinals: No. 1 Brett Favre vs. No. 8 Ines Sainz
It's kind of amazing that these two have never been captured in the same photo together. I totally looked. Nothing. Give it time.
As always, it is not about the destination but the journey.
No. 1 Brett Favre Threw another season-ending interception. Inspired full-page newspaper ad encouraging his return. Became a grandfather. Retired. Teased by Daulerio, in a shocking move that destroyed what were once known as respectable news-gathering techniques. Unretired anyway. Garnered more pageviews on one post than this site did in its first two months of existence. Turned 41. Cried. What more can be said? You have seen Brett Favre's penis.
No. 8 Ines Sainz Harassed by New York Jets. Courageous. Somehow avoided Clinton Portis and 52 other packages. Broke Femtern's heart (but got her a job). Commented upon by Jen Sterger.
So, who makes the semifinals? Brett Favre or Ines Sainz?
Polls are open until Wednesday morning.
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