It's the final day of our end-of-year retrospectives, as Charles Barkley gets in just under the wire with his arrest on suspicion of DUI. Today: Substance abuse!
• A brilliant plan to get out of a DUI ... offer sex with your girlfriend. I see no way this can fail.
• Travis Henry thought he was in a Scorsese movie.
• Roger Clemens does not recall bleeding through his pants.
• John Rocker was on steroids? Is there nothing to believe in?
• Barry Bonds; still unemployed, but looking fabulous.
• Steroid dealer had unfortunate nickname.
• The Dirty.com's Nik Richie is hit with about 12 metric tons of karma.
• Marcus Vick nabbed for DUI ... by bicycle officer.
• Ah yes, I remember the drunk Zamboni driver story like it was yesterday. Wait, it was yesterday.
• Jack Kent Cooke's daughter gets drunk and bitchy. Let's watch the fun.
• For the Indiana Hoosiers, success was a drug. Unfortunately, so was drugs.
• What really got Shanahan fired.