10/31/2010 - Somebody Is Desperately Seeking Tim Tebow's Poo

10/31/2010 - Poll: Which Injury Will Hurt More?

10/31/2010 - Your World Series Game Four Open Thread

10/31/2010 - If The Whole Favre-Sterger Costume Thing Was A Contest, Chris From Austin Won (NSFW)

10/31/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About World Series Game Four

10/31/2010 - Let The Pouty Donovan McNabb Show Begin!

10/31/2010 - Ashton, Demi In Sticky Recruiting Situation With Iowa Men's Basketball Team

10/31/2010 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread

10/31/2010 - Texas H.S. Football Team Loses 12-OT Game

10/31/2010 - Here Are Many More Shots of People Pretending To Be Brett Favre And Jenn Sterger

10/31/2010 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread

10/31/2010 - Jenn Sterger Likely To Meet With NFL Officials (Updated)

10/31/2010 - Here Are Some Photos Of People Pretending To Be Brett Favre And Jenn Sterger

10/31/2010 - Here Are Some Photos Of People Pretending To Be Injured Tony Romo

10/31/2010 - Birds Of War Lead Rangers To Game Three Victory

10/30/2010 - Is Kurt Warner Living Out An "Eyes Wide Shut" Fantasy With Right-Hand Man Larry Fitzgerald?

10/30/2010 - Your World Series Game Three Open Thread

10/30/2010 - Your College Football Late Games Open Thread

10/30/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About World Series Game Three (With Video!) (And Bieber Tease*!!)

10/30/2010 - JaMarcus Russell "Stands Firm As Man of Integrity" After Purple-Drank Ruling

10/30/2010 - Your College Football Afternoon Games Open Thread

10/30/2010 - Is Lou Holtz A Perv, Pervy Thief Or Neither?

10/30/2010 - Today, In Epic French Rugby Videos ...

10/30/2010 - Your College Football Early Games Open Thread

10/30/2010 - Judge Rules In Death-By-Training-Wheels Case

10/30/2010 - Did Concussion Earlier In The Month Lead To A High-School Football Player's Death?

10/30/2010 - "Celtic" Delonte West Gets Into A Locker-Room Fight With Von "Who?" Wafer

10/29/2010 - Texas's Terracotta-Army-Like Statues Are Here To Frighten And Confuse Us All

10/29/2010 - More Stories About Terrifying Hydraulic Lifts From Football Videographers

10/29/2010 - John Salley Story Corner: A Trip To The Gentlemen's Club With The Wife's Credit Card

10/29/2010 - Incongruous Athlete Mix-Tape Theater: Pape Sy

10/29/2010 - The Timing Of The Daily Line's Cancellation Had Nothing To Do With Favre's Penis. Sort Of.

10/29/2010 - The John Wall Dance Makes An Appearance On The Daily Show

10/29/2010 - Brad Richards Shot A Hole In The Glass Last Night

10/29/2010 - Video Of The Ridiculous Post-World Series Brawl At A McDonald's Is Ridiculous

10/29/2010 - Cockblocked by Mario Manningham! GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE

10/29/2010 - Eli Manning's Wife Will Soon Have Two Children To Care For

10/29/2010 - The Day I Thought I'd Die On A Scissor Lift: What It's Like To Do The Job That Killed Declan Sullivan

10/29/2010 - Dallas TV Guy Can't Stop Talking About All The Stoners At The World Series

10/29/2010 - This Is What Four Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Do In The Bathroom Together

10/29/2010 - San Franciscans Continue To Smoke Weed Unabashedly In Front Of Texas Reporters

10/29/2010 - Cristiano Ronaldo’s New Nike Mercurial Vapours Look Awful

10/29/2010 - Get Over Yourself, Narc

10/29/2010 - San Francisco Bar Offers Warm Welcome To Josh Hamilton

10/28/2010 - Your "Sad Vlad Is Not A Meme" Rangers-Giants Open Thread

10/28/2010 - Peeper Videos Of Kevin Durant Are A Dumb Viral Something Or Other For Nike

10/28/2010 - Heat Strokes, Game 2: Moon Over Miami

10/28/2010 - Moneyball Comes To England

10/28/2010 - How Things Work When An Athlete Gets In Trouble

10/28/2010 - You Don't Tug On Superman's Cape, You Don't Kick Into The Wind (UPDATE WITH VIDEO

10/28/2010 - Searching For Big Country: An Outsize Guide To The New NBA Jam

10/28/2010 - The Killer Squirrel Epidemic Could Spell America’s Doom

10/28/2010 - A Brief History Of FIFA And Pro Evolution Soccer

10/28/2010 - How A Notre Dame Student Died, And Why He Shouldn't Have

10/28/2010 - For Those Of You Who Still Don't Think Pat Burrell Is The Gimp-Costumed "Machine"

10/28/2010 - Last Night's Winner: The Barry Bonds Redemption Tour

10/28/2010 - The Most Entertaining Meltdown By A High School Football Color Guy In History

10/28/2010 - Please Don't Give This Tiny Ron Washington Cocaine For Halloween

10/27/2010 - Uribe's Homer Helps Lead Giants To Game One Victory, California Smokers To Free Doobies

10/27/2010 - Cleveland Has A Better Record Than Miami, And Dan Gilbert Does Not Regret A Thing

10/27/2010 - Your "Not Cowboys-Niners" Rangers-Giants Open Thread

10/27/2010 - The Ol' "Run Over The Ref After Getting Ejected" Trick Fails Once Again

10/27/2010 - The People Have Spoken, And They Have Said, "Hannah Storm Always Dresses Mad Slutty LOL"

10/27/2010 - Heat Strokes, Game 1: Should This Diary Be What You Want It To Be?

10/27/2010 - The Most Entertaining Meltdown By A College Football Color Guy In History

10/27/2010 - The Nerdiest Thing You'll Ever See

10/27/2010 - This JaMarcus Russell Interview Is Soul-Crushing

10/27/2010 - Notre Dame Students Plan To Rush The Field For Historic Loss

10/27/2010 - Grow Up and Drink Something Fancy, Manly

10/27/2010 - Cablevision Might Get The World Series After All

10/27/2010 - What We Have Learned About Brian Wilson And The Machine (UPDATE)

10/27/2010 - Soccer Postcards From A Simpler, More British Time

10/27/2010 - Silencing Joe Buck And Tim McCarver: A Simple Tech Solution To Our Crappy World Series Announcers

10/27/2010 - Fist-Bumping, Stationary-Bike-Riding Yao Ming Is The Best

10/27/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Paper Champions, Written In Pencil

10/27/2010 - Chicharito Comes To The Rescue For Manchester United (Again)

10/27/2010 - Death Row Inmate's Last Words: "Boomer Sooner"

10/27/2010 - The Result Of A Skate To The Neck Is Quite Frankensteiny

10/26/2010 - Your "Ah, Hell, Let's Just Root For The Comet" NBA Heat-Celtics Open Thread

10/26/2010 - This Is Easily The Best Unicycle Trick Video We've Ever Seen

10/26/2010 - The Deadspin Sources' Gold Club: Now Accepting New Members

10/26/2010 - Ex-Barcelona President Hired Detectives To Secretly Spy On Players

10/26/2010 - Helmet-To-Helmet Hits Are Even More Excruciating With Children Involved

10/26/2010 - Jeff Fisher, Private Eye, Goes Clubbing

10/26/2010 - Is Brian Wilson Into Fetish Porn Or Something? A Video Investigation

10/26/2010 - Inside The Nation’s Dorkiest Fanbase: How The Washington State Cougars Flag Gets On GameDay Each Week

10/26/2010 - The Invention Of Air: The Myths Of Young Michael Jordan, Deconstructed

10/26/2010 - Here's What's Replacing Cleveland's "Witness" Banner

10/26/2010 - How Much Would It Take For You To Be A Cannibal?

10/26/2010 - Elaborate Goal Celebration Sees Your Sharpie And Raises You A Compact Car

10/26/2010 - Chad Ochocinco's Pregnant Pigeon Saga Was A Bald-Faced Lie

10/26/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Dumb, Vaguely Crooked Proposals To Preserve Our Quaint Ideal Of Amateurism

10/26/2010 - Birth Of Basketball For Sale

10/26/2010 - Romo's Injury Flips The Script, To The Secret Delight Of Cowboys Fans

10/26/2010 - Paul The Octopus Couldn't Predict His Own Death

10/26/2010 - Jon Gruden Once Again Drawing Abstract Penises On Nation's Television Screens

10/26/2010 - Here's Your Monday Night Inspiration For Going To The Gym This Week

10/25/2010 - Tony Romo Is Probably Done For The Season

10/25/2010 - Philadelphia Inquirer Writer Compares Phillies Loss To 1906 San Francisco Earthquake

10/25/2010 - I Shaved My Balls For These Hockey Seats

10/25/2010 - Liverpool Breaks Out The Old "Finger Up The Arse" Goal Celebration

10/25/2010 - Kobe Bryant Is Going To Be The Next Brett Favre

10/25/2010 - What Does It Mean When Steve Nash Says The Suns Will Stink?

10/25/2010 - Bring Out The Limp: Brett Favre's Ankle Has Tiny Fractures

10/25/2010 - Derek Dooley Compares His Tennessee Team To The Nazis Or Something (UPDATED WITH VIDEO)

10/25/2010 - Cloying, Thy Name Is LeBron James

10/25/2010 - Philadelphia's Poop Revenge Thwarted

10/25/2010 - Anyone In LA Want To See Stephen A. Smith's New Show?

10/25/2010 - Scoring Some Telochki With Alex Ovechkin

10/25/2010 - Sign Up For The Deadspin Newsletter, Win An iPad

10/25/2010 - Here's Audio Of That ESPN U Reporter Getting Pranked And Wrecking Her Hotel Room (NSFW)

10/25/2010 - The 49ers Vs. Universal Health Care

10/25/2010 - The Ugly, Racially Charged Fight Over A Confederate Mascot. In Vermont.

10/25/2010 - Play Madden 11 In 3D, With Only A Pair Of Those Stupid Glasses And A Bag Of Chips

10/25/2010 - What It Looks Like To Get Nailed With A Puck

10/25/2010 - Soccer Player Has Heart Attack During Match

10/25/2010 - Hakeem Olajuwon And Ramadan: A Statistical Analysis

10/25/2010 - Weekend Winner: The Guy Who Won A PGA Event With A Goddamned Hole-In-One

10/25/2010 - Brett Favre Is A Bitch

10/25/2010 - The Brian-Wilson-o'-Lantern Never Caught On, As It Invariably Made Kids Wet Themselves

10/24/2010 - Pitt Coach Jamie Dixon's Hands Are The Jaws Of Life

10/24/2010 - Dong Meteorologist Would Prefer You Not Post Dong Pics/Links On His Facebook Page

10/24/2010 - Wikipedia's World Series Schedule Turned Into A Homo And/Or Facial-Hair Joke

10/24/2010 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread

10/24/2010 - Scantily Clad Women Have No Place On The Ice Unless They're Figure Skating

10/24/2010 - Report: Favre Admits To Voicemails, Denies Cock Shots

10/24/2010 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread

10/24/2010 - This Is How A Baseball Victory Makes The Ladies of San Francisco Act

10/24/2010 - Ryan Howard Finally Not Worth $125 Million To The Philadelphia Phillies?

10/24/2010 - Well, This Video Only Took About An Hour To Arrive

10/23/2010 - Here's A Video Of The Best Weather Dong In History

10/23/2010 - Your Phillies/Giants NLCS Game 6 Open Thread

10/23/2010 - Your College Football Night Games Open Thread

10/23/2010 - Deadspin I-Team: Rangers Fan Perxtraordinaire

10/23/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About NLCS Game 6

10/23/2010 - In The Navy, You Can Lick Your Gap-Toothed Pal's Ear If You Beat Notre Dame

10/23/2010 - Your College Football Afternoon Games Open Thread

10/23/2010 - U.S. Swim Team Member Dies During Open-Water Event

10/23/2010 - Matt Lignell Has A Biiiiig Problem With Purdue

10/23/2010 - Animal-Loving Jets Fan Fornicates With A Dog Named Snowball Twice

10/23/2010 - Your College Football Early Games Open Thread

10/23/2010 - Referees Get Punished For Promoting Breast-Cancer Awareness With Pink Whistles

10/23/2010 - Rangers Fan Bounces In Victory Celebration

10/23/2010 - A-Rod Finally Worth $252 Million To The Texas Rangers

10/22/2010 - Your "Deep In The Heart Of The Dallas-Fort Worth Metropolitan Statistical Area" Yankees-Rangers Open Thread

10/22/2010 - This Is What Should Happen Whenever You Play A Sports Video Game

10/22/2010 - The NFL's Hit-Porny New Safety Video: The Director's Cut

10/22/2010 - Chad Henne Blames The Quarterbacks When Receivers Get Hurt

10/22/2010 - Commonwealth Games: The Tragedy That Keeps On Giving

10/22/2010 - Balaclava-Clad Man United Mob Lays Siege To Wayne Rooney’s House, Makes Death Threats

10/22/2010 - John Salley Story Corner: Rookie Hazing, Bad Boy Style

10/22/2010 - Of Course Christopher Walken Uses A Typewriter

10/22/2010 - Ape Escapes With Little League's Cash

10/22/2010 - Good Work, America

10/22/2010 - Cockblocked by Imagined Transgenderism! GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE

10/22/2010 - "Unnamed" Viking Expresses Thoughts On New NFL Safety Rules Via White Board

10/22/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Roy Halladay's Junk

10/22/2010 - Jay Mariotti Slinks Away From Twitter, Tail Between His Legs

10/22/2010 - ESPN Manages To Shit On Cleveland Yet Again

10/22/2010 - Another Goofy Slavic Baller Plays Way Out Of His League

10/22/2010 - Boy, I Bet This Fan Regrets Threatening Wayne Rooney's Life Now

10/21/2010 - Your "Pitchin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" Phillies-Giants Open Thread

10/21/2010 - Why Is Shaq Acting Like A Statue In Boston?

10/21/2010 - 'Rally Monkey' Creator Destitute, Selling World Series Ring

10/21/2010 - Chip Kelly Doesn't Want To Hear About How Boise St. Beat Oregon Last Year, OK?

10/21/2010 - Dwight Howard Could Probably Be In One Of Orlando's Top 15 Wedding Bands

10/21/2010 - ESPN Reporter Falls For Hoax, Busts Up Hotel Room

10/21/2010 - Peruvian Soccer Players Faint After Being Drugged By Rivals During Game

10/21/2010 - So, What's Magic Johnson Up To?

10/21/2010 - No One Gives A Shit About Cheap Shots

10/21/2010 - Canes To Beat FSU

10/21/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Buster Posey's Seasoning

10/21/2010 - Here's Some Adorable Children Doing Adorable Things

10/21/2010 - How I Celebrated LeBron James's "Hater Day" on Twitter

10/21/2010 - Sports Radio Show Caller Says Funny Thing To Les Miles, Is Cut Off Immediately (UPDATE)

10/21/2010 - Deanna Favre's Media Tour Was A Little Repetitious This Morning

10/21/2010 - The Time Is Now To Rise And Set Fire To James Dolan: Gus Johnson Out At MSG

10/21/2010 - What If Potential Concussion Victims Don't Want The NFL To Crack Down?

10/21/2010 - Sad Pistons Can't Even Put Together A Real Cheering Section

10/21/2010 - Bleacher Report Editors Demand Bleacher Report Writers Be Less Retarded

10/21/2010 - Gareth Bale Can Still Beat Inter Milan On The Aggregate

10/21/2010 - How San Francisco: Grandma Loves Baseball Team, BDSM

10/21/2010 - Deanna Favre Speaks: "I'm Handling This Through Faith"

10/20/2010 - The University Of Nebraska Is Now Auctioning Off Game-Worn Jerseys For Profit

10/20/2010 - Minnesota Wild Fan Warns Rick Rypien That He, Too, Is Going To Lawyer Up

10/20/2010 - Your "Hey, A Fourth Starter!" Phillies-Giants Open Thread

10/20/2010 - Ever Wonder What It's Like When The Police Get You Stoned And Make You Drive Around?

10/20/2010 - Something Lawsuity May Be Afoot Down Austin Way

10/20/2010 - At Least One Yankee Fan Saw Some Action: This Old Guy Groping His Ladyfriend

10/20/2010 - People Who DVR Sports Are Just The Worst Kind Of People

10/20/2010 - James Harrison Threatens To Quit Football If He Can't Continue Hurting People

10/20/2010 - Oh Look, Enthusiastic Madden Guy Is Back

10/20/2010 - Your "The Steinbrenners Need To Hire Seatfillers" Rangers-Yankees Open Thread

10/20/2010 - My Conversation With Milton Ahlerich, VP Of NFL Security

10/20/2010 - Kenny Mayne "Prefers Fornicating Horses," ESPN.com Informs

10/20/2010 - A Yankee Stadium Memory: "Their Look Didn't Say, 'Shut Up.' It Said They Wanted To Kill Me."

10/20/2010 - An Examination Of Obnoxious Yankees Fandom In Three Parts

10/20/2010 - Most Metal Pilot Of All Time Flies Soccer Team To Italy

10/20/2010 - So It Begins: NFL Security Sends Us An E-Mail About Brett Favre And Jenn Sterger

10/20/2010 - The Funniest Part About Rick Rypien Going After A Fan

10/20/2010 - Colts Punter Gets Drunk, Goes For Swim

10/20/2010 - AC Milan-Real Madrid Match Interrupted With Fan On The Field Zaniness

10/20/2010 - And Here's Your Heavy-Handed Yankees Metaphor

10/20/2010 - Last Night's Winner: The Continued Glorification Of Brain Mushification

10/20/2010 - Jenn Sterger Lawyers Up

10/20/2010 - Your Religion/Textile/Baserunning Metaphor Of The Day

10/19/2010 - Your "A.J. Burnett Is Actually Starting A Playoff Game" Rangers-Yankees Open Thread

10/19/2010 - Vulcan Mascot's Decision To Light A Homecoming Float On Fire Was Highly Illogical

10/19/2010 - The Year In NFL Concussions (So Far): A Horrifying Video Compilation

10/19/2010 - Sign Up For The Deadspin Newsletter, Win An iPad

10/19/2010 - What It Feels Like To Get A Concussion

10/19/2010 - Brett Favre Had His Hands Full With NFL Security Today

10/19/2010 - Your "Baserunners Wearing Jackets!" Phillies-Giants Open Thread

10/19/2010 - Jeff Garcia Pisses In Hand Towels, And The Art Of Breaking Thumbs In The Loose-Ball Pile

10/19/2010 - America Explains Itself

10/19/2010 - No, ESPN Did Not Tell The MNF Coaches To Take Timeouts (UPDATE)

10/19/2010 - Fans Taunt Canadian Football Team, Team Responds With Fists

10/19/2010 - Our Resident Sex Addict Settles A Bet Regarding Decuple Penetration

10/19/2010 - This Dude Has A Religious Experience With Madden

10/19/2010 - Video: We Ask Jose Canseco About His Missing Chandeliers

10/19/2010 - Backheel Goal Scorer Returns With More Fancy Goal Scorin'

10/19/2010 - Goddamnit It, America

10/19/2010 - Last Night's Winner: None More Black (Quarterbacks)

10/19/2010 - Cliff Lee Dropping His Crotch On Brett Gardner's Head Seems Like A Metaphor Of Some Kind

10/19/2010 - Perhaps The Yankees Could Use This Inspiration From The Late MC Freddy Sez

10/18/2010 - Cody Ross’s Postseason Surge Offers Baseball Writers Their First Rodeo For Rodeo Puns

10/18/2010 - Bill Self Dresses Up As One-Hit Wonder Vanilla Ice For Kansas's Late Night In The Phog

10/18/2010 - Teenage Axl Rose Has A Mug Shot That, It Seems To Me, Reminds Me Of Childhood Memories

10/18/2010 - With $110 Million Settlement, Elin Nordegren Can Finally Replace That Busted Car Window

10/18/2010 - Your "Will The AL Ever Have A Pitchers' Duel?" Rangers-Yankees Open Thread

10/18/2010 - Here's The Highly Amusing MIT "Fuck List"

10/18/2010 - This Seven-Person Leapfrog Dunk Is Exceptional

10/18/2010 - Matt Schaub And The Texans Had A Moment Yesterday

10/18/2010 - The Cowboys Almost Make You Feel Sorry For Them

10/18/2010 - Rick Pitino Screws Common Decency On A Restaurant Floor, So To Speak

10/18/2010 - Does Carl Pavano Own The Year's Best Mustache?

10/18/2010 - Bo Pelini Is Pissed In Both Senses Of The Word

10/18/2010 - Weekend Winner: The New Human Cockfighting

10/18/2010 - Junior Seau Drives Off Cliff After Being Arrested

10/18/2010 - Everything That's Wrong With College Tailgates In One Picture

10/18/2010 - What They're Saying About Brett Favre's Penis Today

10/18/2010 - Coach Would Rather Players Sleep Around Than Drink After Games

10/18/2010 - Phillies Fan Puking On The Field Is Definitely Puking On The Field

10/18/2010 - Gerard Butler's Michigan State Weekend

10/18/2010 - Terrell Owens Hires A Pimp. Sorry, "Matchmaker"

10/18/2010 - Meanwhile, The Devil Told Big Ben To Keep Making Passes

10/17/2010 - Samuel Eto'o Beats Stupid Italian Racists 1-0

10/17/2010 - Your Phillies/Giants NLCS Game Two Open Thread

10/17/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About NLCS Game 2

10/17/2010 - Rutgers DT Eric LeGrand Suffers A Devastating Spinal-Cord Injury

10/17/2010 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread

10/17/2010 - Here's Video Of The Desean Jackson Hit

10/17/2010 - Here's A Rockwellian Picture Of Lebron At A Sneaker-Release Event

10/17/2010 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread

10/17/2010 - Here's Video Of A Goalkeeper Scoring A Game-Tying Goal In Stoppage Time

10/17/2010 - Why Did Cal-Berkeley Demote Its 25-Time National-Championship-Winning Rugby Team? [Updated]

10/17/2010 - The Messiah College Lady's Soccer Team Will Not Tolerate Peeping Toms

10/16/2010 - Here's Video Of A Baby Monkey Riding A Small Pig

10/16/2010 - Your Phillies/Giants NLCS Game One Open Thread

10/16/2010 - Your College Football Night Games Open Thread

10/16/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About NLCS Game 1

10/16/2010 - Your Yankees/Rangers Game Two ALCS Open Thread

10/16/2010 - Your College Football Afternoon Games Open Thread

10/16/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About ALCS Game 2

10/16/2010 - Let's Talk About How Being Comatose Feels

10/16/2010 - Your College Football Early Games Thread

10/16/2010 - And Now, The Tale Of A Man Who Moved From New England To Cleveland For The Browns

10/16/2010 - Baltimore Furry Commits Itself To Inspiring Marathoners

10/16/2010 - Here's The Last Picture Taken Of A Former President Before Nolan Ryan Turned On Him With Arms Named "Power" and "Glory"

10/15/2010 - Your "Where's John Wetteland?" Yankees-Rangers Open Thread

10/15/2010 - The Steinbrenner Family Doesn't Want You To Know George Had A Heart, Penis

10/15/2010 - The Curious Case Of The Uterine-Expanding, Digitally Disappearing Picabo Street (UPDATE)

10/15/2010 - The Most Russian Video Of All Time: Wolves Swarm Cop On Freeway

10/15/2010 - Breaking: Poynter Still A Collection Of Media Bores Who Wouldn't Know A Joke If It Held A Two-Hour Seminar On "Humor In The Media"

10/15/2010 - Athletes Cheat Because They Believe So Highly In Themselves

10/15/2010 - The One Where Mark Sanchez Unconstipates Himself With A Spoon

10/15/2010 - Just A Warning To You Big Simpsons Fans Out There

10/15/2010 - Stereotypical Laxer Is Not At All Stereotypical, Says Stereotypically Annoying New York Times Story

10/15/2010 - Funbag Bonus: Did The Chilean Miners Masturbate?

10/15/2010 - Australian Team Accused Of Chucking Washing Machine Out Of Window

10/15/2010 - Youth Football Brawl, No. 671

10/15/2010 - Cockblocked In The Car Hole! GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE

10/15/2010 - Soccer Team Signs 11-Year-Old

10/15/2010 - How One Small DVR Improvement Screwed Up The Football-Watching Experience

10/15/2010 - Chicago Reporter Fired, Possibly For Dating A Player

10/15/2010 - John Salley Story Corner: All Rub, No Tug From The Hotel Masseuse

10/15/2010 - Kevin Martin: Shooting Guard, Housing Bubble Burstee

10/15/2010 - Tiger's Women Going After Each Other Now

10/15/2010 - Tiny Athlete Disqualified Over Stepstool

10/15/2010 - You Can't Write A Pot Story About The NBA Without Including Michael Beasley

10/15/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Ines Sainz, Shrinking Violet

10/15/2010 - Time-Traveling Hillbilly Arrives Too Late To Warn Crowd About Spread Offense

10/15/2010 - The Taiwanese Animation Version Of The Brett Favre Scandal We've All Been Waiting For

10/14/2010 - Michigan's Parachute Guy Has Raised The Bar On Ball-Delivery Stunts

10/14/2010 - We Fined Gilbert Arenas For Being A Liar, Says Wizards Coach

10/14/2010 - Angry Readers Defend Brett Favre — Now With Audio! (NSFW)

10/14/2010 - Saints To Ruin Halloween

10/14/2010 - If You Wanted Big Ben Traded, You Are A Moron

10/14/2010 - John Elway Bilked In Ponzi Scheme

10/14/2010 - Why Did Ole Miss Pick A Louisiana Black Bear As Their New Mascot?

10/14/2010 - Last Night's Winner: David Stern's Excessive Complaining

10/14/2010 - Blinded To The Other "Blind Sides"

10/14/2010 - MIT Had Its Own "Fuck List"...In 1977

10/14/2010 - What They're Saying About Brett Favre's Penis Today

10/14/2010 - Police Find Serbia’s Infamous Masked Hooligan Hiding In Bus Luggage Compartment

10/14/2010 - Jeff Francoeur Just Burned The Mets

10/14/2010 - 365 Days Of Heartbreak For The Cleveland Fan In Your Life

10/14/2010 - Lincecum-Halladay Billed As "Matchup For The Ages," A "Pitching Classic"

10/13/2010 - Brett Favre Has His Hands Full With Himself

10/13/2010 - Chinese National Basketball Team Karate-Kicks Brazil Off Court In International Friendly

10/13/2010 - This Is What Pittsburgh Looks Like When The Pirates Actually Win Something

10/13/2010 - Horrible Spoof Video Faceoff: "Teach Me How To Bucky" vs. "Teach Me How To Duckie"

10/13/2010 - Mel Kiper Jr. Tries To Clear The Air On The "Cooperated With An Agent" Thing

10/13/2010 - Bill Simmons: Journalist?

10/13/2010 - Josh Hamilton's Ginger Ale Spray Down Has Been Documented On Video

10/13/2010 - NBA Is Big In Russia, Says Article Quoting People Pretending To Be Russians

10/13/2010 - "Nude Katy Perry" Photos And Other Things We've Been Offered Since The Favre Story

10/13/2010 - Grow Up and Drink Something Fancy, Manly

10/13/2010 - Well, This is Just Sad In Every Way: Tommie Smith To Sell His Gold Medal

10/13/2010 - Rick Reilly® Hits Bottom

10/13/2010 - Reporter Fired For Being A Homer Takes Job With Favorite Team, Redux

10/13/2010 - Here's Video Of Chris Berman In 1984, Seemingly Before His Testicles Descended

10/13/2010 - Miami-FSU Fans Settle Differences With Punches To The Head, Incomprehensible Yelling

10/13/2010 - Who Wants To See A Hockey Goon Finger An Opponent?

10/13/2010 - Lionel Messi’s Goals Look Just As Good Written Down

10/13/2010 - Favre Scandal Breaks Through to National Media

10/13/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Gilbert Arenas's Minor Act Of Treason

10/13/2010 - Raiders Still Making The Youth Of America Cry

10/12/2010 - Your "It's Tuesday, What Are You Going To Watch, Hockey?" Rangers-Rays Open Thread

10/12/2010 - Vlade And Drazen Sitting In A Tree, U-N-I-T-I-N-G (The Balkans)

10/12/2010 - Stories That Don't Suck: The Epic Tale Of America's Greatest Ping-Pong Hustler

10/12/2010 - Make Your Deadspin Favre-Free

10/12/2010 - Andy Reid Plans To Start Some Sort Of Super Quarterback This Weekend

10/12/2010 - Scary, Ski-Masked Serbian Homophobes Disrupt Euro Cup Qualifier

10/12/2010 - The Adventures Of A Guy Walking Around Vikings-Jets Tailgates With Brett Favre's Cock Photos

10/12/2010 - So, Who Comes Out Looking The Worst From SI's Agent Tell-All?

10/12/2010 - Nick Swardson Is a Friend to Gay Robots and Wheelchair-Bound Cats Alike

10/12/2010 - Does Breast Cancer Unfairly Hog The Cancer Spotlight?

10/12/2010 - Here's The Most Awkward Moment From Last Night's Brett Favre Press Conference

10/12/2010 - This Little Kid Really Hates The Raiders

10/12/2010 - What They're Saying About Brett Favre's Penis Today

10/12/2010 - Foul Ball Girl Runs Afoul Of The Law

10/12/2010 - Last Night's Winner: The Guy At ESPN Who Decided This Brett Favre Graphic Was A Good Idea

10/12/2010 - Man Gets Full Football Jersey Tattoo To Honor Team Icon

10/12/2010 - "Boom Goes The Dynamite" Kid Lands On His Feet

10/12/2010 - When Radio Folks Forget About The TV Simulcast

10/11/2010 - The Onslaught Of Customized Favre Jerseys Begins

10/11/2010 - Giants Take NLDS, Fans Decide It's A Good Time To Cover "Don't Stop Believin'"

10/11/2010 - When The Mug Shot Says It All: George Maloof Arrested For DUI In His Driveway

10/11/2010 - Introducing The Deadspin Intern You'll Inevitably Christen "Femtern"

10/11/2010 - Let's Talk Football For A Second

10/11/2010 - Your "Brooks Was Here" Giants-Braves Open Thread

10/11/2010 - Anger Is A Gift: More Angry Readers Defend Brett Favre

10/11/2010 - Brett Favre Has His Hands Full With Tears

10/11/2010 - Hockey Player's Filthy Gesture To Sean Avery Is Pretty Easy To Decipher

10/11/2010 - What They're Not Saying About Brett Favre's Penis

10/11/2010 - Everybody Passes Out Now And Then, Says Mavericks GM

10/11/2010 - The Single Saddest Moment Of The NFL Season

10/11/2010 - Brett Favre Has His Hands Full With Remorse

10/11/2010 - Crazy Lady Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has Predictably Crazy Theory About Our Brett Favre Story

10/11/2010 - Allen Iverson Recognizes The Sad Truth About Allen Iverson

10/11/2010 - Mike Ribeiro Arrested For Public Intoxication, May Try To Blame Bad Sushi

10/11/2010 - Free Darko's Dream Week Continues, Now With Doodles

10/11/2010 - What They're Saying About Brett Favre's Penis Today

10/11/2010 - There's A Jason Whitlock Live Chat Happening In Five Minutes, People

10/11/2010 - The Carlton Dance Makes NFL Debut (Update)

10/11/2010 - Montenegro Striker Loses His Shorts In Goal Celebration

10/11/2010 - Weekend Winner: Big Ten Gamblers And Conspiracy Theories

10/11/2010 - Roy Oswalt Wants To Be Your New Internet Meme

10/10/2010 - Here's Video Of A Woman In White Lingerie Hitting A Woman In Blue Lingerie Really Hard

10/10/2010 - Why Is Someone Who's Purportedly Pacman Jones In Handcuffs Again? (UPDATED)

10/10/2010 - Your "Heroes of Concentration" Phillies/Reds Open Thread

10/10/2010 - Your "How Hurt Is Billy Wagner" Braves/Giants Open Thread

10/10/2010 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread

10/10/2010 - There Was A Lot Of Fighting In Last Night's Devils/Capitals Game

10/10/2010 - You're With Me, Breast Favre

10/10/2010 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread

10/10/2010 - Did An L.A. Police Watchdog Bend Ethical Rules For Jay Mariotti?

10/10/2010 - Lordie Lordie, Brett Favre Turns 41 Today

10/10/2010 - Cigar Guy Isn't As Fun, Photoshoppable When He's Not Wearing The Fake 'Stache

10/9/2010 - Your "DUANnie Baseball" Yankees-Twins Open Thread

10/9/2010 - Your College Football Night Games Open Thread

10/9/2010 - Anaheim Duck Joffrey Lupul Says Only A Fool Believes That's Favre's Dong

10/9/2010 - Your "Carl Crawford Salute Says It's Already Over" Tampa Bay/Texas Open Thread

10/9/2010 - Your College Football Late-Afternoon Games Open Thread

10/9/2010 - Can The Post Find A Minnesota Freelancer Willing To Knock On Favre's Front Door?

10/9/2010 - Tony Gwynn Has Cancer, Blames Chewing Tobacco

10/9/2010 - Your 2:30 P.M. Favre Update

10/9/2010 - Angry Readers Defend Brett Favre

10/9/2010 - Today In Neo-Nazi Youth Sports News...

10/9/2010 - Your College Football Early Games Open Thread

10/9/2010 - Do The Baltimore Ravens Hate Lesbians?

10/9/2010 - John Salley Story Corner: Down And Out In Toronto With Isiah Thomas And Crazy Alvin Robertson

10/9/2010 - An Open Letter To Soccer Player Charlie Davies (With Afternoon Update)

10/9/2010 - NYC Already Planning Yankees World Series Parade

10/8/2010 - Your "TBS Announcers Still Think Posey Was Safe" Braves-Giants Open Thread

10/8/2010 - Here's A Waving Otter To Clear Your Heads Of Dong For The Weekend

10/8/2010 - Guy Who Looked Like Tim Lincecum Doesn't Look Like Tim Lincecum Anymore

10/8/2010 - Sources: Two More Women Who Worked With Jets Received Lewd Texts From Favre (UPDATE)

10/8/2010 - Mike Tomlin: Roethlisberger Is Going To Get Back To His Business

10/8/2010 - Your Double Roybow Reds-Phillies Open Thread

10/8/2010 - The Jets Have Their Hands Full With Favre

10/8/2010 - Retired Football Player Loves Jesus, Guns

10/8/2010 - Let's All Admire Umpire Hunter Wendelstedt's Rather Large Human Element

10/8/2010 - NFL Looking Into Favre Allegations

10/8/2010 - Today In Ill-Conceived, Ill-Executed Tattoos

10/8/2010 - Barcelona's Passing Wizardry Makes The Lakers Look Foolish

10/8/2010 - Cockblocked By Old Yeller. GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE

10/8/2010 - Liverpool FC Chairman Admires Winning Attitude Of The Boston Rod Sex

10/8/2010 - Per Bill James's Pitching Metric, Tim Lincecum Was More Dominant Than Don Larsen, Roy Halladay

10/8/2010 - What They're Saying About Brett Favre's Penis Today

10/8/2010 - Soccer Refs Are The New Windowless Van

10/8/2010 - Last Night's Winner: The Reporter Who Asked Brett Favre About His Wang

10/8/2010 - Shaq Wants A Little Friend Not Named Nate Robinson

10/8/2010 - Rod Carew Is Last Aboard The Blyleven Bandwagon

10/8/2010 - Rays Fans Just Blue Themselves

10/7/2010 - Your "Oh Right, There's Another Series" Braves-Giants Open Thread

10/7/2010 - Letter Chiding Baylor Students For Clogging Plumbing System With Semen Is Too Good To Be True, Alas

10/7/2010 - Your MUSTACHE MUSTACHE MUSTACHE Yankees-Twins Open Thread

10/7/2010 - When Preseason Games Of Grab-Ass Go Wrong

10/7/2010 - People Are Definitely Boning At The Commonwealth Games

10/7/2010 - Favre Speaks, Refuses To Address Photos, Voicemails (UPDATED WITH VIDEO)

10/7/2010 - So, How Will Brett Favre Do Monday Night?

10/7/2010 - Fall Is Here So Groom Yourself, For God's Sake

10/7/2010 - Your "Who Do You Have Besides Cliff Lee" Rangers-Rays Open Thread

10/7/2010 - Brett Favre's Cellphone Seduction Of Jenn Sterger (Update)

10/7/2010 - 10 Or So Minutes Until Dong Time

10/7/2010 - Teammate: Wayne Rooney Is "Working Class" And "Vulgar"

10/7/2010 - The Imperfect Man Pitched A Perfect Game, Lost His Pants

10/7/2010 - Here's Someone Else Who Says Robbie Alomar Has HIV

10/7/2010 - You Should All Be Reading The Business Insider's Sports Section

10/7/2010 - "Didn't There Used To Be A Roof Here?"

10/6/2010 - Did A Jets PR Person Act As Liaison Between Brett Favre And Jenn Sterger?

10/6/2010 - Roy Halladay Throws 2nd No-Hitter In Post-Season History

10/6/2010 - Your On-Time Reds-Phillies Game One Open Thread

10/6/2010 - Corrupting America's Public Schools, One Cigar Guy Photoshop At A Time

10/6/2010 - Ron Washington Opens Up About Coke, Third Person Use

10/6/2010 - Browns Now Charging You To Walk Through Parking Lot

10/6/2010 - Your Last Half Of The Rangers-Rays Game Open Thread

10/6/2010 - Dæmon Babies and Fire-Breathing Beasts (and Breasts) Await

10/6/2010 - This Is A Praying Mantis Bodyslamming A Hummingbird

10/6/2010 - That ESPN The Mag Story About Pooping Athletes Is Now Online

10/6/2010 - Apathetic Giants Fan Perfect Metaphor For San Francisco Fan Stereotypes

10/6/2010 - This Backheel Goal Is The Best Goal You'll See Today

10/6/2010 - ESPN Producer Caught Beating It Outside A Lady's Window

10/6/2010 - How A Bill Simmons Tweet Ended Up With Randy Moss Being Traded

10/6/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Mossholes

10/6/2010 - 360-Degree Swing Attempt Doesn't End Well

10/6/2010 - A Little Hot Podcasting Action To Get You Ready For The Playoffs

10/6/2010 - Byron Scott's Swastika Tie To Become Latest Slap In The Face To Cleveland Fans

10/6/2010 - Studies Show Legs Aren't Supposed To Bend That Way

10/5/2010 - The Saddest Sports Photograph We've Ever Seen

10/5/2010 - Matthew Berry Creates His Own "Fuck List"

10/5/2010 - Mets Executive Thinks Mets Executives Failed, Will Miss Fired Executives

10/5/2010 - Danny Woodhead: Not Particularly Small, Just White

10/5/2010 - A Trip Down Memory Lane With Team Slogans

10/5/2010 - ESPN The Mag's Epic Tale About Pro Athletes Who Poop During Competition

10/5/2010 - Breaking Down The NHL Broadcast Rights Possibilities

10/5/2010 - How Alberto Contador Doped (And We're Assuming He Did)

10/5/2010 - Hooking Up At The Browns Game: Not A Tale Of Seneca Wallace And His Receivers

10/5/2010 - A Meeting With The Godfather: How Youth Basketball's Sausage Gets Made

10/5/2010 - Randy Moss's "Disgusting Act" Finally Put To Political Use, And The NFL Isn't Happy

10/5/2010 - You Aren’t Gay If You Kiss A Girl After Oral Sex

10/5/2010 - The Official Jewish Response To The James Shields Conspiracy Theory

10/5/2010 - Who Wants To See A Photo Of Amar'e Stoudemire Jumping Naked Into A Pool?

10/5/2010 - Worst Burglar Ever Wears Stolen Oregon Jersey, Hides In Bathtub

10/5/2010 - The Cigar Guy Photoshops Have Come To Our Classic Album Covers

10/5/2010 - Miami Dolphins Solve Everything

10/5/2010 - Possibly Soon-To-Be Dead Wrestler Of The Week Needs Some Work

10/5/2010 - President Of Bolivia Knees Political Rival In The Groin During Soccer Exhibition

10/5/2010 - Last Night's Winner: The Greatest Hitter In Japanese History, This Ginger Kid

10/5/2010 - UCF Ladies Won't Forget 9/11, Will Forget Their Shirts

10/4/2010 - Cracking The Case Of The Oscar Winner Who Hooked Up With Matthew Berry's Friend

10/4/2010 - The 2010 Hater’s Guide To The MLB Playoffs

10/4/2010 - Doug Gottlieb On His Jim Mora Interview: "I Come Off More Snarky Than I Think"

10/4/2010 - The Cigar Guy Photoshops Have Begun

10/4/2010 - Gay Skydiver Fired For Fondling Female Student During Jump

10/4/2010 - She Got Gam: FIBA Considers Lower Rims, Higher Hems For Women's Basketball

10/4/2010 - Checking Back In With The Guy Who Bet Against The Pirates Every Game

10/4/2010 - Cavs Beat Writer Is Taking His Talents To South Beach, ESPN

10/4/2010 - FreeDarko's Dream Week Is Off To A Rousing Start

10/4/2010 - Mark Cuban Owes Don Johnson Several Million Dollars

10/4/2010 - Mike Danton, David Frost, And The Return Of The Unkillable Hockey Svengali

10/4/2010 - Hockey Season? Must Be Time For Absurd Shootout Goals

10/4/2010 - Weekend Winner: The Morons Of The NFL

10/4/2010 - Not A Good Weekend For Ankles And Legs In The Premier League

10/4/2010 - Jerry Jones's Bizarre Sexual Assault Lawsuit

10/4/2010 - John Wall Is Good At Basketball, Is Better Showman

10/4/2010 - The Yankees/Red Sox Turf War Claims Another Victim

10/4/2010 - The Best Sports Photograph We've Ever Seen

10/3/2010 - Did Dan Gilbert Call LeBron James An Asshole Or Not?

10/3/2010 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread

10/3/2010 - Trio of Bros Sing About Marquette Basketball

10/3/2010 - Titans Defensive Coordinator Chuck Cecil Doesn't Much Like Referees

10/3/2010 - Field Trip: Simmons And Gladwell At The New Yorker Festival, Falling In And Out Of Love

10/3/2010 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread

10/3/2010 - Sideline Reporter Jim Knox Tries To Run With The Buffalo, Gets Dropped By A Human

10/3/2010 - Deion Sanders Knows How It Feels To Get Used

10/3/2010 - Wayne Rooney Is Not An Animal. Wayne Rooney Is A Human Being.

10/2/2010 - Your Floribama Bloodthirst Open Thread

10/2/2010 - Lithuanians Clearly Don't Remember The Last Time A "Blondes Only" Society Was Pursued

10/2/2010 - Here's Video Of Some Philadelphians Bathing In Soup To Make Some Sort of McNabb Statement

10/2/2010 - Your College Football Late Games Open Thread

10/2/2010 - Science Says The Louder The Grunting, The Sweeter The Tennis Shot

10/2/2010 - Man Overcomes Being Named Gooch, Legal Blindness To Bowl A Perfect Game

10/2/2010 - Your Early College Football Open Thread

10/2/2010 - Who Wants To See Bulls Gore A Few Colombians To Death?

10/2/2010 - Triple H Bangs On Doors To Get Votes For Mother-In-Law Linda McMahon

10/2/2010 - So, What's Mrs. Tom Brady Doing With This Guy Who Isn't Mr. Tom Brady? (With Update!)

10/1/2010 - This Is A Photo Of Danzig Wearing A Danzig Shirt After Buying Cat Supplies

10/1/2010 - Joe Morgan Drops A Zen Koan

10/1/2010 - A Glimpse Into How The Duke Fuck List Went Viral

10/1/2010 - This Is What Happens When Three NBA Players Appear On The Fox Business Network

10/1/2010 - The Tiger Woods Sex Tape Has Been Bought, Says Woman In Sex Tape That May Not Exist

10/1/2010 - A Vigorous Defense Of Karen Owen, Duke Fuck List Author, Hero

10/1/2010 - The Ballad Of Chad Ochocino's Pregnant Pigeon

10/1/2010 - The One Revealing Ben Roethlisberger's Awful Pick-Up Line

10/1/2010 - GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE: Inadvertent Irish Brawl Edition!

10/1/2010 - Breaking: America, Not So Bright

10/1/2010 - Charles Barkley Is Wearing His McNabb Jersey At This Weekend's Game

10/1/2010 - Duke "Fuck List" Author Gets Potential Book, Movie Deals

10/1/2010 - Marmalard, Dead! Minaya, Dead! Manuel, Dead!

10/1/2010 - Nebraska Fans Are The Worst Parents In The World

10/1/2010 - The Doug Gottlieb-Jim Mora Mini-Fight: "Is This Your First Interview? Jesus Christ."

10/1/2010 - The World's Longest Basketball Shot...For Now

10/1/2010 - In Which We Defend The Sports Fella, And Piss Off Animal Rights Activists

10/1/2010 - Duke Players Incensed, Paranoid Over "Fuck List"

10/1/2010 - Ines Sainz Has An Answer For Playboy

10/1/2010 - Al-Jazeera Sports’s World Cup Coverage Was "Sabotaged As Part Of A Jordan Revenge Plot"

10/1/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Women

10/1/2010 - Philly Will Throw Donovan McNabb A Parade. A Parade Of Boos.

10/1/2010 - Tiger Woods Is Probably Thinking What You're Thinking Right Now