9/30/2015 - Jon Jay (Accidentally?) Fakes A Ground Rule Double, Prevents Run

9/30/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Hoe-Down

9/30/2015 - Cam Newton Isn't Buying Ed Hochuli's Denial

9/30/2015 - Mikhail Prokhorov Hijacks Nets Practice, Demonstrates Insane Dribbling Workouts

9/30/2015 - Angry Brazilian Mascot Flips His Shit, Rips Off His Head After Offside Call

9/30/2015 - Classic Man: A Sweat Hut Can Kill You 

9/30/2015 - Debbie Does Drywall: Why Home-Renovation Porn Is My Favorite Porn

9/30/2015 - Root For The Yankees In The Playoffs

9/30/2015 - The Washington Nationals Certainly Seem To Hate Matt Williams

9/30/2015 - Root For The Mets In The Playoffs

9/30/2015 - Please Enjoy Bayern Munich Dressed Up And Boozing For Oktoberfest

9/30/2015 - Now It's Manchester United's Turn To Embarrass England With Some God-Awful Defending

9/30/2015 - Rangers Mascot Uses Fake Spider To Scare The Shit Out Of A Fan

9/30/2015 - Get Your Ass Off Mars: The Martian Is A Thrilling, Crowd-Pleasing Science Problem

9/30/2015 - Bad Baseball Player Has Bad Thoughts About Foreign Players

9/30/2015 - Purity Went To Communist East Germany And Found Itself

9/30/2015 - Man Accused Of Stealing Mascot Costume And Partying: "I Was Ragin' Dude"

9/30/2015 - A U.S. Appeals Court Just Did The NCAA A Big Favor

9/30/2015 - Don't Mess Up Your Anniversary

9/30/2015 - A Whole Bunch Of Browns Say TMZ's Johnny Manziel Story Was Made-Up

9/30/2015 - Tom Brady And The NFL May Have One Last Courtroom Showdown Days Before The Super Bowl

9/30/2015 - Yankees Fan Muffs Not One, Not Two, But Three Chances To Catch A Foul Ball

9/29/2015 - Nationals Blow Comeback In Most Nationals Way Possible

9/29/2015 - Derrick Rose Has Fractured Orbital Bone, Will Need Surgery

9/29/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Raise The Flag

9/29/2015 - Southern University Receiver Stabilized After Surgery On Fractured Neck

9/29/2015 - The Walk Is A Cloying, Uneven Caper With An Absolutely Amazing Final Act

9/29/2015 - D-III Wide Receiver Uses Foot To Make Insane Catch

9/29/2015 - Arsenal Keeper Fucks Everything Up, Scores On His Damn Self

9/29/2015 - True Tales Of Lube And Laundry

9/29/2015 - Is This The Half-Naked Blue Jays Fan Who Attacked A Urinal? [UPDATE]

9/29/2015 - The Story Behind Dashiell Hammett's Last And Most Popular Book

9/29/2015 - Help, Help! My Sister Wants To Buy Weed From Me!

9/29/2015 - This Is The Worst Of The Bad Opinions On Bryce Harper, But Only So Far

9/29/2015 - Jon Jones Is Back

9/29/2015 - Aaron Rodgers Moving Around Is Its Own Kind Of Highlight

9/29/2015 - Kid At Rangers Game Won't Stop Flexing And Kissing His Biceps

9/29/2015 - The Gentleman's Guide To Making Her Come Without Using Your Dick

9/29/2015 - SMU Basketball Banned From Postseason, Head Coach Larry Brown Suspended Nine Games

9/29/2015 - Report: Jon Gruden Is ESPN's Highest Paid On-Air Personality

9/29/2015 - Argentine Model Puts Ezequiel Lavezzi On Blast, Posts Pics Of Him In A Thong

9/29/2015 - Sounds Like Some Browns Players Want Johnny Manziel Back

9/29/2015 - Kevin Johnson’s Shitbaggery, Explained

9/29/2015 - The Chiefs Finally Put An End To Football's Silliest Streak

9/29/2015 - There Are Officially No More Excuses For Not Running A Personal-Best Marathon

9/29/2015 - Brazilian Ref Whips Out A Big-Ass Gun After Getting Assaulted By Player

9/29/2015 - Ed Hochuli Denies Telling Cam Newton He Isn't "Old Enough" To Get A Call

9/28/2015 - Here's Trevor Noah's First Daily Show Monologue, Which Totally Didn't Suck

9/28/2015 - Cardinals' Stephen Piscotty Taken Off Field On Stretcher After Violent Outfield Collision [UPDATE]

9/28/2015 - English Rugby Star Clear To Play After Knocking Opponent Out With Kick To The Head

9/28/2015 - This Is Pretty Terrific

9/28/2015 - Female Ex-Coaches Accuse UMD Of Discrimination, Harassment, Anti-Canadian Sentiment In Lawsuit

9/28/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Don't Be Late

9/28/2015 - The Cool Pope In Central Park: A Totally Worthwhile Five-Hour Ordeal

9/28/2015 - ESPN Says Curt Schilling Will Be Back For The Playoffs. Let's See What He's Been Up To. [UPDATE]

9/28/2015 - This Ridiculous Solo Wondergoal Is The Apex Of Hatem Ben Arfa's Career

9/28/2015 - "Eat A Whole Can Of Chewing Tobacco," And More Terrible Reader Dares

9/28/2015 - Tottenham’s Beatdown Of Manchester City Was A Long Time In The Making

9/28/2015 - Can The Broncos Figure Out How To Use Peyton Manning?

9/28/2015 - 19 Oktoberfest Beers, Ranked

9/28/2015 - Appreciate Texas Tech's Near-Miracle Game Winner In Slow Motion

9/28/2015 - Gregg Popovich Hilariously Fucks With An NBA TV Reporter

9/28/2015 - Nationals Suspend Jonathan Papelbon For Choking Out Their Best Player

9/28/2015 - Ben Revere Blows Water Jug Bath, Dumps It All Over Himself

9/28/2015 - EL-P On The New Cat-Rap Classic Meow The Jewels: "It's A Lonely And Strange Thing"

9/28/2015 - Nation Demands Pro-Jonathan Papelbon Takes; Fox Sports Provides Them

9/28/2015 - Son Of Jets Coach Caught Talking Shit About Players In Locker Room

9/28/2015 - Steve Smith's Review Of The Bengals Secondary: Trash, Trash, Fuckboy

9/28/2015 - Things Did Not End Well For This Daring Browns Fan

9/28/2015 - Brandon Marshall Says His Failed Lateral Was "The Worst Play In NFL History"

9/28/2015 - FanDuel Ads Use Georgia Tech Football Players' Images Without Permission Or Compensation [UPDATE]

9/28/2015 - Cam Newton: Ed Hochuli Said I Wasn't "Old Enough" To Get A Call

9/28/2015 - Enjoy The Matt Williams Farce While You Still Can

9/28/2015 - Three Images From The Bears Game (So We Never Have To Speak Of It Again)

9/27/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: I'm Hot Just Like An Oven 

9/27/2015 - Miko Grimes Allegedly Arrested At Dolphins Game [UPDATES]

9/27/2015 - Agreed

9/27/2015 - Peter Sagan Wins Cycling World Championships With Late Solo Attack

9/27/2015 - Jonathan Papelbon And Bryce Harper Brawl In Nationals Dugout

9/27/2015 - SEC

9/27/2015 - Tom Brady Becomes Fourth Quarterback To Throw 400 Touchdowns

9/27/2015 - Things Possibly Going Through Brandon Marshall's Brain, Ranked

9/27/2015 - Mike Trout Is A World-Class Home Run Thief

9/27/2015 - Rams Game Delayed After Pyrotechnics Set Field On Fire 

9/27/2015 - The Browns Are Such A Godforsaken Mess

9/27/2015 - Referee Ejected From Game For Allegedly Trying To Punch Head Coach

9/27/2015 - A "Lifelong" Commitment, If Only Technically: A Guide To Ignoring The NFL Today

9/27/2015 - Cal Has Always Been Fun, But Now They're Good

9/27/2015 - Uriah Hall Nails Spinning Back Kick In Outstanding Display Of Violence

9/27/2015 - Fresno State Scores Touchdown On Play We Don't Entirely Understand

9/26/2015 - Utah Tires Of Pummeling Oregon, Starts Beating Up Fox Camera Operators Too

9/26/2015 - TCU Avoids Embarrassing Texas Tech Loss With Miracle TD Catch

9/26/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: That's Not Gonna Save You Man

9/26/2015 - Virginia Tech Punter Makes Save Of The Year

9/26/2015 - Leonard Fournette Is An Unstoppable Force Of Nature

9/26/2015 - Maryland Cheerleader, Like The Terrapins, Is Getting Crushed

9/26/2015 - Zoom!

9/26/2015 - Pigeon On The Field

9/26/2015 - The NFL Wants Players To Help Pay For New Los Angeles Stadium

9/26/2015 - The Mailman Has A Cooler Phone Than You

9/26/2015 - Syracuse Punter Hurdles LSU Defender On Fake Field Goal

9/26/2015 - Amara Darboh Celebrates U.S. Citizenship With One-Handed Circus Catch

9/26/2015 - High School Quarterback Dies After On-Field Injury

9/26/2015 - This Is A Good Fan

9/26/2015 - Ex-Alabama St. Coach And Booster Get In A Fight During Deposition

9/26/2015 - jet fUel Can't meLt steel beAms: Your Tucson College GameDay Sign Roundup

9/26/2015 - Lionel Messi Taken To Hospital With Knee Injury [UPDATE]

9/26/2015 - Chill Out, Dude

9/25/2015 - José Altuve Leaves Game After Injured In Collision

9/25/2015 - Nationals Cannot Stop Beating Selves, Allow Inside-The-Park Grand Slam

9/25/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Hear It Every Day On The Radio

9/25/2015 - Lance Berkman Cites Random Men In Women's Bathrooms As Reason To Keep Discriminating

9/25/2015 - The Gambling Drama Mississippi Grind Will Break Your Heart

9/25/2015 - Tell Us About The Craziest Dare You Ever Accepted 

9/25/2015 - Hi, We're The Deadspin Staff. Let's Chat!

9/25/2015 - Cool Pope Readies Prog-Rock Album; Here Is The First Track

9/25/2015 - 15 Years Ago, Vince Carter Jumped Over A 7-Footer And Dunked The Shit

9/25/2015 - Sean Payton Says Drew Brees Won't Play This Sunday

9/25/2015 - Elite Squad: The Enemy Within Is The Next Stop For Narcos Fiends

9/25/2015 - Is A Parking Garage Really Not Liable If My Car Gets Damaged Or Stolen?

9/25/2015 - Prosecutors Believe Supposed Tampered Evidence In Patrick Kane Case Was "Elaborate Hoax"

9/25/2015 - FIFA President Sepp Blatter Now Faces Criminal Investigation

9/25/2015 - Peyton Manning Is A Rickety Old Man

9/25/2015 - Where Did Those Crazy Lane Kiffin Rumors Come From?

9/25/2015 - "I'm A Grown-Up Now": The Teen Who Accused Kevin Johnson Of Sexual Abuse Speaks Out

9/25/2015 - Madison Bumgarner Had An Endless, Awkward Staredown With Umpire Joe West 

9/24/2015 - Memphis Looks Fun

9/24/2015 - Lawyer For Patrick Kane's Accuser Withdraws From Case

9/24/2015 - Always-Wrong ESPN Fuck-Up Chris Broussard Wrong Yet Again

9/24/2015 - Gunner Kiel Left Motionless After Reversed Targeting Foul

9/24/2015 - Neutering Is Not The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To This Bichon

9/24/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Ice Cream Is Gonna Save The Day

9/24/2015 - Doofus Lion

9/24/2015 - Frustrated Idaho Fan Fills Campus With Flyers Calling For Paul Petrino's Firing

9/24/2015 - Various Lowlights From Curt Schilling's Failed 38 Studios [UPDATED]

9/24/2015 - How To Get In Shape

9/24/2015 - Review: Curt Schilling's Video Game Company Had Many Flaws Before Taking Rhode Island's $75 Million

9/24/2015 - Goodnight Mommy Is Effortlessly Disturbing

9/24/2015 - Canned Champagne Is Bad, And Also Perfect

9/24/2015 - Chandler Parsons Started The Great NBA Emoji War By Accident

9/24/2015 - Is Playing Quarterback Too Hard?

9/24/2015 - Why Daily Fantasy Is Such A Problem For The NCAA

9/24/2015 - Empire Is Back, And More Ridiculous Than Ever

9/24/2015 - Conan O'Brien, Tony Hawk, And Lil Wayne Mess Around With Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5

9/24/2015 - John Calipari Probably Loves The Pope Way More Than You Do

9/24/2015 - Heroes Reborn Is A Terrible Idea That Might Turn Out Great Anyway

9/24/2015 - David Wright Was Being Playful When He Said "Fuck You" To Freddie Freeman

9/24/2015 - Rockies To Pirates: Thanks For Beating Our Asses, Here's Some Champagne

9/24/2015 - Players' Tribune Names Kevin Durant Kobe Bryant's Boss

9/24/2015 - Aaron Rodgers Is So Freaking Good

9/24/2015 - What To Expect The First Time You Jump Out Of A Plane

9/24/2015 - Extra Point Off The Ref's Face Still Counts

9/24/2015 - Oh, Hey, Jonathan Papelbon's Still A Dick

9/24/2015 - Goodbye Jason Richardson, Thanks For Making Me Fall In Love With The Warriors

9/23/2015 - Vin Scully Explains Yogi Berra-Related Reason Don Mattingly Isn't Wearing A Jacket Tonight

9/23/2015 - The Raiders Are Less Metal Than We Thought, Will Paint Gold Marks On Field

9/23/2015 - The Smart Steelers Are Going To Continue Going For Two

9/23/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Just Wanna Listen

9/23/2015 - Come On, Summer Is Obviously The Worst Season, Fight Me

9/23/2015 - Entire Umpiring Crew Forgets What The Count Is

9/23/2015 - Here Is Some Impossibly Stupid NBA Ass-Eating Gossip To Brighten Your Day

9/23/2015 - The Idiotic Stonewall Is A Bigger Disaster Than Roland Emmerich's Actual Disaster Movies

9/23/2015 - Massachusetts Man Cannot Handle Seeing A Sunfish: "What The Fuck Is That, Kid?" 

9/23/2015 - Washington Football Fan Group Stars In World's Saddest Vine

9/23/2015 - Tottenham Honor Wayne Gretzky With Misspelled Jersey

9/23/2015 - Good Grandpa

9/23/2015 - Whole30 Is The Latest Diet Fad, But It Won't Be The Last

9/23/2015 - Lawyer Of Patrick Kane's Accuser Claims Rape Kit Was Tampered With [Update]

9/23/2015 - Yogi

9/23/2015 - Baseball Is A Wonderful Sport

9/23/2015 - Keeper Discovers That Throwing The Ball Right Into An Opponent's Head Is A Bad Idea

9/23/2015 - Another High School Football Player Targets A Referee

9/23/2015 - Cantillon Iris Is Overpriced Bullshit

9/23/2015 - Boxer Dresses Up Like Batman, Fights The Joker At Press Conference

9/23/2015 - Mario Balotelli Has Pretty Bad Hair, Scores A Pretty Good Goal

9/23/2015 - Browns Send Johnny Manziel Back To The Bench, For Some Reason

9/23/2015 - Report: Kam Chancellor's Coming To Save The Seahawks

9/23/2015 - The NCAA Has No Idea What To Do About Daily Fantasy

9/23/2015 - Jose Bautista Has A Goddamn Cannon Attached To His Shoulder

9/23/2015 - Yogi Berra Is Dead At 90

9/22/2015 - Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL, Refuse To Put Gold Marks On Field

9/22/2015 - Barry Zito And Tim Hudson Will Face Off On Saturday

9/22/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: We're All Too Young To Know

9/22/2015 - DeAndre Yedlin Did Something Good Today! USA! USA! USA!

9/22/2015 - How To Not Be A Jerk On A Plane

9/22/2015 - Bear To Rude Homeowner: Here's Some Shit For Ya

9/22/2015 - Classic Man: "Keeping An Axe Blade Sharp Requires Careful Maintenance" 

9/22/2015 - John Tortorella's Conference Call Got Hijacked By Pranksters

9/22/2015 - Robert De Niro Redeems The Dopey Fantasy That Is The Intern

9/22/2015 - Robert Lewandowski Loses His Motherfucking Mind, Scores 5 Times In 9 Minutes

9/22/2015 - Jesus Christ, Manuel Neuer, What Are You Doing?

9/22/2015 - Which Sport Has the Best Bench Area?

9/22/2015 - Auburn Fan Tammy Goes Back On The Finebaum Show, Gets Mad As Hell

9/22/2015 - Joe Maddon Says AC/DC Screwed Up Wrigley Field

9/22/2015 - How To Buy A Tie And Wear It Well

9/22/2015 - Try Not To Laugh At Jerry Jones's Evaluation Of Brandon Weeden

9/22/2015 - Ragnar Is Holding Out For $20,000 A Game

9/22/2015 - Do Not Underestimate Will Ferrell's 40 Speed

9/22/2015 - Cricket Fight!

9/22/2015 - The Colts Are A Mess Behind The Scenes, Too

9/22/2015 - The Jets Defense Is Ferocious

9/21/2015 - I Think Ragnar Might Be Overvaluing Himself 

9/21/2015 - Why Is Adrian Wojnarowski Peddling A Falsehood About The 2013 Draft?

9/21/2015 - Walk Into Lake Michigan Forever, Scott Walker

9/21/2015 - Police: TCU Football Players Arrested For Assault, Jacking A Case Of Keystone Light

9/21/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Know You're There

9/21/2015 - A Sketchy Drug Test Didn’t Stop Vitor Belfort From Fighting At UFC 152

9/21/2015 - Marseille Fans Kind Of Upset With Former Player, Hang Him In Effigy

9/21/2015 - Reports: Drew Brees's Shoulder Is Messed Up

9/21/2015 - I Peed My Pants At A Little League Game, And Other Tales Of Urine-Based Humiliation

9/21/2015 - Diego Costa And José Mourinho Are The Shitheads We Need

9/21/2015 - Pablo Sandoval Gets Dizzy And Tired Running The Bases

9/21/2015 - Things Are Already Tense Between Ndamukong Suh And The Dolphins

9/21/2015 - How To Make Your Vacation Rental Feel Like Home

9/21/2015 - City Council To Consider Banning Second-Half Alcohol Sales At 49ers Games

9/21/2015 - Donald Trump: Joe Flacco Is Elite

9/21/2015 - What's Paul Byrd Up To These Days?

9/21/2015 - Eagles' Nolan Carroll Tackled An Idiot On The Field

9/21/2015 - How To Clean Semen Off Of Anything

9/21/2015 - Syracuse QB Eric Dungey Leaves Game After CMU Linebacker's Nasty Hit

9/21/2015 - Felix Hernandez And Adrian Beltre's Friendly Rivalry Is Still The Best

9/21/2015 - Rugby Man Trucks, Dazes Fellow Rugby Man

9/21/2015 - Horny Bills Fans Continue To Have No Concept Of Shame

9/21/2015 - Carlos Tévez Snaps Poor Man's Shin Bone With Horrible Tackle [GRAPHIC]

9/21/2015 - Julian Edelman Goes Airborne

9/21/2015 - Pete Carroll Says The Refs Blew That Big Fumble Call

9/21/2015 - Did Chip Kelly Outsmart Himself?

9/21/2015 - Tracy Morgan's Emmys Speech Dusted Off One Of His Best, Bawdiest Jokes 

9/21/2015 - Aaron Rodgers Makes Fun Of Russell Wilson By Crediting God For The Packers' Win

9/21/2015 - 49ers Fans Start Brawl Outside Of Buffalo Wild Wings, Get Pummeled

9/20/2015 - WWE Invaded By Yet Another Idiot On The Field [UPDATE]

9/20/2015 - Stacked

9/20/2015 - Tony Romo Has A Broken Collarbone

9/20/2015 - Hot Dog Eats Hot Dog

9/20/2015 - Please Do Better, Vikings Fans

9/20/2015 - Tom Brady, True Competitor, Digs Deep

9/20/2015 - Bills Safety Aaron Williams Leaves In Ambulance After Injury (UPDATE)

9/20/2015 - The Royals Got Yordano Ventura With The Old Hoodie Gum Trick

9/20/2015 - Ball Boy Chases After Fan Who Tries To Steal Football

9/20/2015 - It's Never Not Fun To Laugh At The Officials

9/20/2015 - This Is The Billsiest Bills Fan

9/20/2015 - Notre Dame Defensive Back Tears His ACL While Celebrating

9/20/2015 - ¡Bicicleta!

9/20/2015 - God Help Us, Are The Steelers The Smartest Team In The NFL?

9/20/2015 - Carlos Hyde Has Magic Knees

9/20/2015 - A Step In The Right Direction? Today's Guide To Ignoring The NFL

9/20/2015 - Jason Pierre-Paul Vs. The Giants Will Only Get Uglier From Here

9/20/2015 - Kliff Kingsbury Clowns Bret Bielema After Texas Tech Beats Arkansas

9/20/2015 - Report: Dez Bryant To Be Out Twice As Long As Initially Forecast

9/20/2015 - Sad Bamafans: The Video

9/20/2015 - Ole Miss Takes Big Lead On Bama Thanks To Bonkers Touchdown

9/19/2015 - Texas Linebacker Stricken With Sudden, Timely Bout Of Wefuckedupitis

9/19/2015 - Arkansas Wide Receiver Suffers Horrific Injury, Somehow Walks It Off [GRAPHIC]

9/19/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: We Won By A Landslide

9/19/2015 - LSU's Leonard Fournette: A Brief, Essential Highlight Reel

9/19/2015 - Sebastian Giovinco Continues To Tear Up MLS

9/19/2015 - Notre Dame Defensive Back Knocked Out With Severe Knee Injury Suffered While Celebrating

9/19/2015 - Joe Maddon, Who Got Mad At Cardinals For Plunking, Does Some Plunking

9/19/2015 - Manchester City Drop First Points Of The Season

9/19/2015 - This Punt Was Bad, But The Coverage Was Worse

9/19/2015 - Japan Stuns South Africa For First Rugby World Cup Win In 24 Years

9/19/2015 - Aaron Burbridge Circus Catch So Good Officials Initially Called It Incomplete

9/19/2015 - Joe Maddon Calls Bullshit On The Cardinals Way 

9/19/2015 - "Beat Ole Piss": Your Tuscaloosa College GameDay Sign Roundup

9/19/2015 - Cops Arrest Four From 49ers Stadium Parking Lot Fight

9/19/2015 - Bournemouth's Matt Ritchie Hammers Home One Of The Season's Most Astounding Goals

9/19/2015 - Rafael Palmeiro Returns To Professional Baseball, Goes 2-For-4 With An RBI

9/18/2015 - I Think You Could Say This Guy Got Blown Up

9/18/2015 - Former First Round MLB Draft Pick Arrested On Double Murder Charges

9/18/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: We Be Talking

9/18/2015 - The Procrastinator’s Guide To iOS 9

9/18/2015 - Lance Lynn Sucks, Is Unreasonably Angry About It

9/18/2015 - A Hot-Pepper IPA For Tasteful Tough Guys

9/18/2015 - Bear Cub Knows A Hammock's Where It's At

9/18/2015 - Alex Ovechkin's Birthday Gift Was A Ship–No, Wait, A Sheep

9/18/2015 - Zlatan Books Entire Town Square So Fans Can Watch Him Beat Down On His Old Team

9/18/2015 - Everest Works Best When It Focuses On The Mountain, Not The Feeble Men On It

9/18/2015 - Michael Carter-Williams Threw A Perfect First Pitch If He Was Aiming For The Cameraman

9/18/2015 - Bird Released Into Wild, Flies Directly Into Glass Wall, Likely Perishes

9/18/2015 - 87 Of 91 Former NFL Players Autopsied Show CTE

9/18/2015 - The Texans Will Finally Ditch Their Death-Trap Grass

9/18/2015 - ESPN's Matthew Berry Sells Credibility To DraftKings

9/18/2015 - Who's Funding Kevin Johnson's Secret Government?

9/18/2015 - Tell Us About A Time You Pissed Yourself

9/18/2015 - High School Football Player Twists And Turns His Way Through A Crazy Punt Return

9/18/2015 - Marco Rubio's Boy Kinda Punched Rand Paul's Boy In The Face Last Night

9/18/2015 - The Caucasian's Guide To Black Barbecues

9/18/2015 - Dabo Swinney Needs To Work On His Whip, And Also His Nae Nae

9/18/2015 - Texas High School Players Say They Were Told By Coach To Hit Referee

9/18/2015 - Von Miller Isn't Impressed By "Fake Gronk" Travis Kelce

9/18/2015 - Nobody Was Harder On Jamaal Charles Than Jamaal Charles, But Jim Nantz Tried

9/17/2015 - Richard Sherman And Michael Bennett Are Having A Serious Public Debate On Black Lives Matter

9/17/2015 - Dissolve The United States

9/17/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Keep In Touch With Me 

9/17/2015 - FIFA Secretary Jérôme Valcke Suspended For Alleged Ticket Selling Racket

9/17/2015 - Patrick Kane Holds Disastrous Q&A At Blackhawks Training Camp

9/17/2015 - Barcelona Face A Challenge They Can’t Buy Their Way Out Of

9/17/2015 - How To Eat At A Fancy Restaurant

9/17/2015 - Stephen A. Smith, Useful Idiot, Connects Weed To The Collapse Of Civilization

9/17/2015 - First Blood Is A Darker, Sadder, And Better Rambo Flick Than You Remember

9/17/2015 - How To Clean An Extra-Foul Bathroom

9/17/2015 - Why Trent Dilfer Was The Worst Color Man In History

9/17/2015 - Photos: Jason Pierre-Paul's Right Hand 

9/17/2015 - Tyrod Taylor's Coin-Eating Skills Are Unimpressive

9/17/2015 - Black Mass Plays Like A Boston-Mob-Thriller Parody

9/17/2015 - Vin Scully Talks About Babies

9/17/2015 - Ducks' Clayton Stoner Charged For Killing And Beheading Cheeky The Bear

9/17/2015 - Is Tony Romo Elite?

9/17/2015 - How To Make Your Relationship Non-Monogamous

9/17/2015 - Kyle Seager Trolled Jered Weaver Into Getting Ejected

9/17/2015 - Seahawks Coaches Don't Mind Marshawn Lynch's Mom Calling For Darrell Bevell's Job

9/17/2015 - We Might Actually Get A Barry Zito Versus Tim Hudson Matchup

9/16/2015 - South Park Accurately Sums Up Ballghazi In A Cartman Dream Sequence

9/16/2015 - Welcome To Deadspin's Republican Debate Liveblog

9/16/2015 - Slava Voynov, In Immigration Custody, Says He Will Voluntarily Return To Russia

9/16/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: It's Almost Funny

9/16/2015 - "You Are The Real MVP!!": More Letters Sent To The Ballghazi Judge

9/16/2015 - Hulk Kick Ball Hard

9/16/2015 - Texans Coach Refuses To Reveal Which Bad Quarterback He Will Start

9/16/2015 - Liverpool Shooting Themselves In The Foot By Not Taking Europa League Seriously

9/16/2015 - Tom Brady Says It "Would Be Great" If Donald Trump Becomes President

9/16/2015 - Ta-Nehisi Coates Needs An Editor, Says Editor Who Edited Like One Blog Post In 18 Months

9/16/2015 - Alessandro Florenzi Shoots From Goddamn Mars, Draws Roma Level With Barcelona

9/16/2015 - Don't Laugh: Metta World Peace Can Help The Lakers

9/16/2015 - Classic Man: "Don't Mess With A Bear" 

9/16/2015 - How The NFL Convinced Prosecutors To Give Them (And No One Else) The Greg Hardy Photos

9/16/2015 - Ronda Rousey Gets Fired Up About Bullshit Marijuana Testing

9/16/2015 - Here's One Really Sad Fact About The Jaguars

9/16/2015 - How To Answer The Phone

9/16/2015 - Indians Fan Takes A Foul Ball Right Off The Noggin

9/16/2015 - James Harden's Drunk As Hell And Yelling About Adidas

9/16/2015 - Here's Jason Pierre-Paul's Hand, Sort Of

9/16/2015 - This Is A Really Good Baseball Photo

9/16/2015 - Peyton Manning Dropped Some Dad Burns On The Denver Media

9/16/2015 - God Smites The Manchesters Because England Sucks

9/16/2015 - Kevin From The League Admits He Made Up Story About Narrowly Escaping 9/11

9/16/2015 - Indians' Fireworks Guy Accidentally Sets Them Off For Royals HR

9/16/2015 - Islanders Unveil Third Jersey

9/16/2015 - Jon Lester Finally Picked Somebody Off

9/15/2015 - A Troll Is Trying To Hijack The University Of North Dakota's Search For A New Nickname

9/15/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Make The Change

9/15/2015 - High School Football Player Removes Opponent's Helmet, Bashes Him With It

9/15/2015 - Taco Bell's Dare Devil Loaded Grillers Are Brilliant And Gross, As Usual

9/15/2015 - OK, Just How Many Damn Fingers Does JPP Have Left?

9/15/2015 - Man City's Vincent Kompany Uses Juventus Defender's Head To Score Goal

9/15/2015 - Man Utd's Luke Shaw Suffers Gruesome, Leg-Breaking Tackle [WARNING: GRAPHIC]

9/15/2015 - Nobody Hates The Skins More Than Skins Fans

9/15/2015 - Sicario Is An Unrelenting Horror Story Disguised As A Drug-War Action Movie

9/15/2015 - Thumb Dead

9/15/2015 - How To Deal With Your Neighbors

9/15/2015 - Byron Maxwell Had A Very Bad Night

9/15/2015 - Manchester City Are Soaring In England; Now They Must Fly As High In Europe

9/15/2015 - I Found Purity's First Honest Paragraph, On Page 66

9/15/2015 - Video Shows 49ers Fans Beating Vikings Fan In Parking Lot

9/15/2015 - You Will Not Win Money Playing Daily Fantasy

9/15/2015 - The Yankees' "Biggest Hit Of The Season" Came From An Unlikely Rookie

9/15/2015 - Jim Tomsula Should Be Your Favorite Coach

9/15/2015 - Australian Sportswriter Liveblogs 49ers Game, Discovers Just How Dumb Football Can Be

9/15/2015 - How To Fix Your TV If You Couldn't See The Timeouts On Monday Night Football 

9/15/2015 - Sick Of All Those Daily Fantasy Games Ads? This Is For You.

9/15/2015 - Adrian Peterson's Learning Curve Is Steep

9/15/2015 - Scott Van Pelt Brought Back Ballimerese To Bring Tim Kurkjian To Uncontrollable Laughter

9/15/2015 - Someone Finally Completed American Ninja Warrior's Final Course

9/14/2015 - Jackass Fights With Adrian Gonzalez For Foul Ball

9/14/2015 - The Many Talents Of Jim Tomsula

9/14/2015 - How Would You Describe This Eagles Play Call? 

9/14/2015 - U.S. Attorney General Expects More FIFA Arrests, Maybe Even Sepp Blatter's 

9/14/2015 - Pole Vault For Dummies

9/14/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Woo

9/14/2015 - I'm Just Saying, Skip Bayless Would Be A Happier Dude If He Ate Some Popeye's

9/14/2015 - Gronk Goes Steady

9/14/2015 - Victor Moses's Breakaway Was An Emotional Roller Coaster

9/14/2015 - Marcus Mariota Looked Fantastic

9/14/2015 - Classic Man: "Going Bald Is One Of The Most Severe Tests"

9/14/2015 - Florida Coach Jim McElwain Apologizes For Blowing Up At A Player

9/14/2015 - I Want To Kiss This Hockey Player's Performance Of "Free Fallin'" On The Mouth

9/14/2015 - The Giants' Collapse Was Even Dumber Than It Looked (And It Already Looked Pretty Dumb)

9/14/2015 - We Are Enjoying The Hell Out Of This Chelsea Collapse

9/14/2015 - Man At White Sox Game Reacts Appropriately To The Wave

9/14/2015 - Tim Sherwood Is Magical

9/14/2015 - Kam Chancellor's Holdout Couldn't Be Going Any Better

9/14/2015 - Pacman Jones Won't Be Suspended For Slamming Amari Cooper's Head Into His Own Helmet

9/14/2015 - Washington Would Really Like You To Know About All Of Its Wonderful Navajo Art

9/14/2015 - An Inflatable, Life-Size Ben Wallace, And Other Things You Bought While Drunk

9/14/2015 - Cops: Man Kills Himself At Buffalo Bills Tailgate

9/14/2015 - This Is A Good Football Photo

9/14/2015 - Here's Will Ferrell's At-Bat In Ferrell Takes The Field, Which Was A Drag Otherwise

9/14/2015 - Dez Bryant Got Hurt, Stayed Hyped

9/14/2015 - The Giants' Loss Was Inexplicable

9/13/2015 - Miss America Takes Crown Thanks To Declaring That Tom Brady "Definitely Cheated"

9/13/2015 - Dutch Treat

9/13/2015 - The NFL's New Extra Point Rule Is Great

9/13/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Scrape That Shit Right Off My Shoe

9/13/2015 - Bucs Fans Boo Jameis

9/13/2015 - Pacman Jones Rips Amari Cooper's Helmet Off, Slams His Head Into It

9/13/2015 - Seahawks Choose To Run This Time With Game On The Line, Still Lose

9/13/2015 - Low Man Wins 

9/13/2015 - Fight Breaks Out At DIII Football Game (CORRECTION)

9/13/2015 - The Miami Dolphins Are The First Team To Earn A Yakety Sax Treatment

9/13/2015 - Luke Kuechly Leaves Game With Scary Head Injury

9/13/2015 - Goddammit, Fireman Ed Is Back

9/13/2015 - Travis Kelce Knows How To Celebrate A Touchdown

9/13/2015 - Josh McCown Headed To Locker Room After Brownsiest Of Cleveland Browns Plays

9/13/2015 - Fabio Aru Beats Tom Dumoulin To Win Vuelta a España

9/13/2015 - It's Only Going To Get Worse: A Guide To Ignoring The NFL Today

9/13/2015 - Two Utah Football Players Suffer Gunshot Wounds At Party

9/13/2015 - Dizzy Bat Ends Spectacularly For This Bills Fan

9/13/2015 - Report: Jason Pierre-Paul Is Missing More Fingers, Could Miss Season

9/13/2015 - Moses Malone Is Dead At 60

9/13/2015 - BYU Wins Again Thanks To Fourth Down Desperation Pass

9/13/2015 - Another Texas High School Football Player Hits Ref

9/12/2015 - BYU's At It Again

9/12/2015 - He Mad

9/12/2015 - Enjoy Several Minutes Of Zeke The Wonder Dog Performing At The Oregon-MSU Game

9/12/2015 - David Ortiz Clobbers 500th Home Run Of His Career

9/12/2015 - Almost

9/12/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Family Portraits On The Wall

9/12/2015 - It Was Really Too Wet To Be Playing Soccer In Brazil Last Night

9/12/2015 - Notre Dame QB Malik Zaire Out For Season With Broken Ankle

9/12/2015 - Michael Zerafa Stretchered Out Of Ring After Being Knocked Out By Peter Quillin

9/12/2015 - Flavia Pennetta Wins U.S. Open, Promptly Announces Her Retirement

9/12/2015 - Houston, How Do You Feel About Beating Louisville On Their Home Field? 

9/12/2015 - Notre Dame Scores Touchdown On Extremely Well-Designed Fake Field Goal

9/12/2015 - "Oh My Gosh! No!" Vandy's Inadvertent Fake Punt Sparks Marvelous Verne Lundquist Moment

9/12/2015 - Neymar Sends Inch-Perfect Free Kick Into Top Corner To Draw Barcelona Level

9/12/2015 - Boston College Led 41-0 After The First Quarter, 62-0 At Half

9/12/2015 - Venezuela Beats Canada On Sketchy Foul Call, Qualifies For Olympics

9/12/2015 - Benteke Scores Overhead Volley Wondergoal; Liverpool Lose Anyway

9/12/2015 - Cops: Coach Stood By While J.V. Football Player Got Beat Up For Sitting With Rival Team

9/12/2015 - Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Five Goals In Destruction Of Espanyol

9/12/2015 - Everton Whomp Chelsea Behind Steven Naismith Hat Trick

9/12/2015 - "I'm White": Your East Lansing College GameDay Sign Roundup

9/12/2015 - Cops: Browns CB Justin Gilbert Wrecked Car After Throwing Dip Spit At Other Driver

9/11/2015 - Football Team Passes For 782 Yards, Scores 90 Points, Still Loses

9/11/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: This Is A Worldwide Thing 

9/11/2015 - Remember When A Chelsea Player Waggled His Dick At Stranded Americans The Day After 9/11?

9/11/2015 - Bear Cubs Struggle To Tame The Mighty Hammock

9/11/2015 - What Does It Take To Get Photographers Into Sports Halls Of Fame?

9/11/2015 - NYPD Releases Video Of Officer Taking Down Former Pro Tennis Player James Blake

9/11/2015 - Roberta Vinci's Post-Match Interview Is An All-Time Great

9/11/2015 - Serena Williams Knocked Out In U.S. Open Semis By Unseeded Roberta Vinci

9/11/2015 - The Dixie Chicks Got A Raw Deal

9/11/2015 - Why Is ESPN Doing George W. Bush's Dirty Work For Him?

9/11/2015 - The Visit Proves That M. Night Shyamalan Is Still Trying Way Too Hard

9/11/2015 - David De Gea Wanted Out Of Manchester, So Why The Hell Did He Just Sign A New Contract?

9/11/2015 - Q&A: Speedy Ortiz's Sadie Dupuis On The Band's New Anti-Harassment Concert Hotline

9/11/2015 - Shanghai Noon Is The Goofy Kung-Fu Western You Didn't Know You Wanted

9/11/2015 - How To Hold Elected Office: A Civics Lesson For Meat Suits

9/11/2015 - Bill Belichick's Fed Up

9/11/2015 - Steelers Assistant Coach Accused Of Assaulting Patriots Fan

9/11/2015 - What's The Craziest Thing You've Bought While Drunk?

9/11/2015 - Deadcast: The 2015 Hater’s Guide To The Top 25

9/11/2015 - Ben Roethlisberger Says The Patriots Defense Bent The Rules

9/11/2015 - What Exactly Happened With The Steelers' Headsets?

9/10/2015 - DeAndre Jordan Snapchatted Doc Rivers's Son (Not Austin) To Say He Wanted To Return

9/10/2015 - The NFL Is Back: Welcome To Your Steelers-Patriots Liveblog

9/10/2015 - Memphis Undoes Decision To Honor John Calipari After Fans Whine

9/10/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Tell Me You're Listenin'

9/10/2015 - The NYPD Sting That Wrongly Arrested James Blake Seems Like A Huge Mess

9/10/2015 - Good Dodgers Fan Flips Off The Whole World

9/10/2015 - To Hell With Vox's Victorian-Living Idiots

9/10/2015 - Baltimore Cops Have Found A New Enemy: Dirt-Bikers

9/10/2015 - Chip Kelly Cares About You, Eagles Fans

9/10/2015 - Richard Gere's Homelessness Drama Time Out Of Mind Will Hit You Hard

9/10/2015 - Why Is Floyd Mayweather Fighting A Nobody This Weekend?

9/10/2015 - Jack Johnson Is Fighting For His Contract In Bankruptcy Court

9/10/2015 - How To Write A Note For Any Occasion 

9/10/2015 - There Is Joy In The Work

9/10/2015 - Pace University Football Captain Gives Nazi Salute While Wearing Confederate Flag Outfit

9/10/2015 - Is Notre Dame's President A Liar Or A Fraud?

9/10/2015 - ESPN Retroactively Edits Column Defending Patriots

9/10/2015 - Does Rex Ryan Have A Photo Of His Wife's Feet On His Desk?

9/10/2015 - Report: Floyd Mayweather Received Banned IV Before Pacquiao Fight

9/10/2015 - An R.E.M. Song For Each 2016 Presidential Candidate

9/9/2015 - Here Are The Anti-NFL Letters Fans Sent The Ballghazi Judge

9/9/2015 - Joey Votto Gets Tossed, Goes Berserk, Has To Be Held Back By Ump

9/9/2015 - Here, Illustrated, Is Every Nats Fan 

9/9/2015 - Cops: Deputies Ignored NFLer Who Taunted, Then Sprayed Champagne At Clubgoers

9/9/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: We Are People Who Like To Fly

9/9/2015 - A Layman's Guide To The New iPhones, And Apple's Other New Crap

9/9/2015 - And Now, Our Favorite Key & Peele Sketches

9/9/2015 - The Cardinals Played A Center Fielder Who Can't Throw

9/9/2015 - College QBs Are Unprepared For The NFL

9/9/2015 - Report: Cops Tackle, Handcuff James Blake After Mistaking Him For Identity Theft Suspect

9/9/2015 - This Is Why Teams Put Up With David Luiz, The Defender Who Doesn't Defend

9/9/2015 - Classic Man: If Her Pupils Are Dilated, She's Totally Into You 

9/9/2015 - America Has Always Wanted To Pretend That Sports Aren't Work

9/9/2015 - How To Excel At Tailgating

9/9/2015 - Why Your Team Sucks 2015: New England Patriots

9/9/2015 - Patriots Request Reinstatement Of Accused Ball-Deflating Employees

9/9/2015 - Bad Old Man Likes Other Bad Old Man

9/9/2015 - Mexican TV Station Uses Donald Trump To Troll USMNT

9/9/2015 - Toronto Film Festival 2015: 10 Movies We Can’t Wait To See

9/9/2015 - Matt Williams Fucks Up Again, Gets Booed At His Press Conference

9/9/2015 - Reports: Bruno Mars Invited To Perform At Super Bowl Halftime Show

9/9/2015 - Why Jason Pierre-Paul Avoided The Giants All Summer

9/9/2015 - Irony Is Dead: Bakersfield Condors Unveil Oil-Themed Mascot

9/8/2015 - Serena Prevails Over Venus In Three Sets, Advances To US Open Semifinals

9/8/2015 - Yoenis Cespedes Error Turns Michael Taylor Single Into Little League Grand Slam

9/8/2015 - NBA To Seed Playoffs By Record, All But Kill Divisions

9/8/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Need A New Soul

9/8/2015 - In Spite Of Itself, Deadspin Turns 10 Today

9/8/2015 - Here Are Your Best (And Worst) Recurring Dreams 

9/8/2015 - Penn State Has Already Reached The Symbolic Burials Portion Of The Season

9/8/2015 - What Did The Patriots' Alleged Spygate Guru Actually Do?

9/8/2015 - We Tried The New Lay's Flavors So You Don't Have To (Please Don't)

9/8/2015 - 911 Recording: Browns Coach Andy Moeller's Fiancée Claims He "Tried To Strangle Me And Beat Me Up"

9/8/2015 - I Founded Deadspin 10 Years Ago Today. Let's Chat.

9/8/2015 - The Nats Are On Life Support, And Matt Williams Is Yanking Away At The Plug

9/8/2015 - Patrick Kane Grand Jury Hearing Postponed Amid Reported Settlement Talks

9/8/2015 - Fearless Jackrabbit Dances In End Zone After Invading CFL Game

9/8/2015 - Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Seattle Seahawks

9/8/2015 - Manchester United Don't Know Who They Are

9/8/2015 - Patriots Fan Offers Counterpoint To Bombshell ESPN Report

9/8/2015 - Bumble Gives Women The Power, But Men Love It Anyway

9/8/2015 - Here Are 7 Faces Andy Murray Made Last Night

9/8/2015 - Cardale Jones Didn't Know He Was Starting Until The First Series

9/8/2015 - Bombshell ESPN Report: The Patriots Were Huge Cheaters And Roger Goodell Covered It Up

9/8/2015 - Bryce Harper: Nationals Fans Leaving Early Was "Brutal"

9/8/2015 - Tell-All From Former Yankees Clubhouse Worker Is Finally Out; Alleges Jeter & Posada Had Sexy Time

9/8/2015 - Dan Patrick Returns To SportsCenter; Still Manages A Subtle, Lasting Burn

9/8/2015 - Kansas State Band Insists They Were Not In Dong Formation

9/7/2015 - An Idiot Invaded WWE Raw Tonight

9/7/2015 - This Is Perfect

9/7/2015 - Yeah, That Is Totally A Gold Watch As Uniform Accessory

9/7/2015 - France Beat Serbia Thanks To Matuidi Screamer

9/7/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: It's All Because Of You

9/7/2015 - New York Mets Outlast Washington Nationals In Crucial Fail-Off

9/7/2015 - Happy Labor Day!

9/7/2015 - Cleveland Browns Suspend Offensive Line Coach Andy Moeller Indefinitely [UPDATES]

9/7/2015 - High Schoolers Who Attacked Ref Suspended, Could Face Criminal Charges

9/7/2015 - Vernon Adams Jr. Says He'll Play After Taking Cheap Shot To The Head

9/7/2015 - What Is Jerome Randle Doing Leading The Ukrainian National Team?

9/6/2015 - Matt Harvey: "I Will Pitch In The Playoffs"

9/6/2015 - Georgetown Player Breaks Five Vertebrae, Could Be Paralyzed

9/6/2015 - Purdue Throws Pick Six On First Play Of The Season

9/6/2015 - "It May Be Rabid": U.S. Open Match Interrupted By Squirrel

9/6/2015 - High School Football Players Target, Light Up Poor Official [UPDATE]

9/5/2015 - Kansas State Band Formation Is NSFW [UPDATE]

9/5/2015 - This Is How I Play Street Fighter

9/5/2015 - Bartolo Colón Can Do It All

9/5/2015 - Wisconsin Player Leaves Game With Head Injury After Lining Up In Wrong Backfield

9/5/2015 - BYU Beats Nebraska With Hail Mary

9/5/2015 - Hot-Mic Ref To Irate Coach: "Get In The Fuckin' Huddle!"

9/5/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: More Mud Than A Pig

9/5/2015 - That'll Earn You An Ejection

9/5/2015 - Stanford Is The First Upset Victim Of The College Football Season

9/5/2015 - Rutgers Dismisses Five Arrested Football Players

9/5/2015 - Wayne Rooney Ties England Goal Record

9/5/2015 - Mike Williams Carted Off With Neck Injury After Crashing Into Goal Post

9/5/2015 - Tim Tebow Cut By Eagles

9/5/2015 - Ole Miss Benches Laremy Tunsil As Precaution Against NCAA Process

9/5/2015 - High School Football Player Dies After Injury On Punt Return

9/5/2015 - Cowherd's Hair: Your College GameDay Sign Roundup

9/5/2015 - Report: Neurologist Who Switched RG3's Concussion Diagnosis Resigns (UPDATE)

9/5/2015 - We Are Living In An Era Of Fascination

9/5/2015 - Tom Brady's Angry Dad Phones Radio Show, Calls Roger Goodell "A Flaming Liar"

9/4/2015 - Insert Jokes Here

9/4/2015 - Is This Bad? (It's Bad.)

9/4/2015 - ¡Golazo Fantástico!

9/4/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: As Far As They Would Go

9/4/2015 - Defense Lines Up With 10 Players To Honor Late Teammate, Recovers Fumble, Scores Touchdown

9/4/2015 - Demetrious Johnson And John Dodson Face The Pain, Step To This

9/4/2015 - Tell Us About Your Recurring Dreams 

9/4/2015 - Whose Disgusting Baseball Chin Is This?

9/4/2015 - Jarryd Hayne Ruined A Cornerback's Night

9/4/2015 - Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Green Bay Packers

9/4/2015 - Kung Fu Hustle Is Goofy, Referential, And Totally Insane

9/4/2015 - The Mets Have A Matt Harvey Problem

9/4/2015 - Patriots Planned To Raise A Tom Brady Banner If Brady Were Still Suspended

9/4/2015 - The Falcons' Owner Seems Pretty Fed Up With Roger Goodell

9/4/2015 - Jason Pierre-Paul Will Return To The Giants

9/4/2015 - Two Fans Go To The Hospital After Bolt Falls From Roof At Colts Game

9/3/2015 - Nuggets Mascot Excels At Taunting Children

9/3/2015 - Bryce Harper Scores Four Runs Without Ever Recording An Official At-Bat

9/3/2015 - Skins Ban Non-Season Ticket Holders From Using Will Call

9/3/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Afraid To Lose

9/3/2015 - ESPN Shuts Down Curt Schilling For The Rest Of The Season

9/3/2015 - Deadspin 25: Central Florida Is No. 1 In Our Poll Because You Guys Are Jerks

9/3/2015 - Roger Goodell Issues Statement On Tom Brady Decision

9/3/2015 - Jack Sock Down

9/3/2015 - The NFL Will Not Try To Keep Tom Brady Off The Field For Week 1

9/3/2015 - How To Take Your Kids Backpacking

9/3/2015 - Five Rutgers Football Players Arrested And Charged With Assault

9/3/2015 - The NFL Must Hire A Commissioner

9/3/2015 - Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Indianapolis Colts

9/3/2015 - Scoundrel Mountain: The Sordid, Untold History Of The Pitching Mound

9/3/2015 - This Is Roger Goodell's Defining Defeat, And The One He Deserves

9/3/2015 - That Anthony Rizzo's Such A Sweet Boy

9/3/2015 - Judge Overturns Tom Brady's Suspension 

9/3/2015 - Sleeping Fan Jolted Awake By Chris Davis's Walk-Off Homer

9/3/2015 - Someone Appears To Be Trying To Hoax The Marlins President Out Of His Job

9/3/2015 - A Who's On First Email Exchange With Hapless Skins PR Boss Tony Wyllie (UPDATE)

9/2/2015 - It's A Joy To Watch Josh Donaldson Tag Up

9/2/2015 - Wife Of Skins GM Apologizes For Accusing ESPN Reporter Of Trading Blow Jobs For Scoops

9/2/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: It's Much Too Late

9/2/2015 - Here's An Impossibly Stupid Scene That Was Cut From The Concussion Movie

9/2/2015 - Deadspin 25: Ohio State Is Probably Going To Win It All, And That's Fine And Cool

9/2/2015 - Stupid Rock

9/2/2015 - "Iman" Is A Fine Name For Iman Shumpert's Daughter

9/2/2015 - U.S. Soccer Continues To Sabotage Soccer In The U.S.

9/2/2015 - Check Out This Dad Playing Sports

9/2/2015 - John Daly Sings "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" Days After Collapsing On Course

9/2/2015 - The Big Ten Is A B1G Waste Of Your Time

9/2/2015 - Summer Movies 2015: Mad Max Rises, Adam Sandler Sinks

9/2/2015 - The NFL Didn't Have To Screw Will Smith's Concussion Movie, Hollywood Already Had

9/2/2015 - Classic Man: Make Your Own Deodorant 

9/2/2015 - Lawrence Phillips Charged With Murdering His Prison Cellmate

9/2/2015 - Jonathan Franzen Wants To Bone Pip, I Think?

9/2/2015 - Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Denver Broncos

9/2/2015 - The New Miley Cyrus Record Is Exhausting, But Might Be Worth It Anyway

9/2/2015 - Victoria Azarenka Hits Chair Umpire With A Solid High-School Burn

9/2/2015 - Surprise Military Reunions At NFL Games Reach Peak Bullshit

9/2/2015 - Soccer Lady Has Absolutely Zero Aiming Skills, Scores Awful Own Goal

9/2/2015 - True Beauty Is Vince Wilfork In Nothing But Overalls

9/2/2015 - Texans Owner: J.J. Watt Wouldn't Have Destroyed His Cell Phone

9/2/2015 - A Unified Theory of Dusting

9/2/2015 - Elvis Andrus Catches Pitcher Napping, Swipes Home

9/2/2015 - Report: Bills GM "Went Rogue" In Cutting Fred Jackson

9/1/2015 - 32 Years Later, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka Charged With Girlfriend's Death 

9/1/2015 - Rockies Turn Just About The Easiest Triple Play You'll Ever See

9/1/2015 - Deadspin Up All Night: Conceal Don't Feel

9/1/2015 - RGIII Almost Saved Washington, And Then He Didn't

9/1/2015 - Police Officer Hits Rowdy NYCFC Fan With Stun Gun

9/1/2015 - Curt Schilling Emails Blogger To Clarify His Thoughts On Nazis And Muslims

9/1/2015 - The Royals Have Chickenpox

9/1/2015 - Deadspin 25: Marcus Mariota's Gone, But Oregon Can Still Be Fun

9/1/2015 - Deadspin 25: This Could Be A Good Year For Everyone Who Hates Alabama 

9/1/2015 - Pissed-Off Saido Berahino Swears To Never Play Another Game For West Brom 

9/1/2015 - The Six Best Teacher Gimmicks

9/1/2015 - Kool Keith's Relaxing Guide To Wine

9/1/2015 - Shut Up About Tom Brady's Legacy

9/1/2015 - Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Dallas Cowboys

9/1/2015 - The Botched David de Gea Transfer Was A Glorious Clusterfuck

9/1/2015 - Rob Manfred Kicks Shoeless Joe Jackson Back Into The Grave

9/1/2015 - Nice Going, Shane. Look What You Did. Do You Have Any Idea How Much This Is Gonna Cost?

9/1/2015 - RGIII Denies Liking Anti-Skins Instagram Post, Blames Intern