2/28/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: It's Time To Go

2/28/2014 - Prospect Who Left Combine Because Of God Spent Three Days In Airport

2/28/2014 - Florida Man Chases Bear, Falls Down, Lies About Being Attacked By Bear

2/28/2014 - Mike Francesa Talks Oscar Movies

2/28/2014 - Scott Hall On Pic With Benoit And Undertaker: "Me, Dead Man And Taker"

2/28/2014 - Here Is An Actual Map Of Each State's Favorite Musical Artist

2/28/2014 - Vin Scully Calling A Kid Rolling Down A Hill Is What Spring Is For

2/28/2014 - Roundup: Your Best Craig Bjornson Photoshop Contest Submissions

2/28/2014 - And Now, A Scene From A Rays Spring Training Game

2/28/2014 - 24 Light Beers, Ranked

2/28/2014 - We're Jason Kelce And Connor Barwin. Got Any Questions?

2/28/2014 - Which Rapper Had The Best Athletic Career?

2/28/2014 - Girlfriends, Boyfriends Not Welcome At L.A. Galaxy's Guys' Night Out

2/28/2014 - Jan Vertonghen's Europa League Flop Was Oscar-Worthy

2/28/2014 - LeBron James Dunking A Wastepaper Basketball

2/28/2014 - Baron Davis's "Comeback" Trail Leads Him To China

2/28/2014 - Here Is Some Very Important News About Dick Vitale

2/28/2014 - Did MLB Rig Its Own Stupid Contest?

2/28/2014 - Beyond Bunnies: 14 Other Islands Packed With Your Favorite Animals

2/28/2014 - Jason Collins Meets With Matthew Shepard's Family

2/28/2014 - Richie Incognito On Beating Up His Car: "That Was Just Me Venting."

2/28/2014 - Darren Sharper Turns Himself In After Eighth Alleged Rape Emerges

2/28/2014 - Court-Storming Leads To Fight In Aftermath Of UVU-NMSU Thriller

2/28/2014 - Chris Bosh Takes LeBron's Mask, Becomes Boshman

2/27/2014 - LeBron James And His Mask Belong In A Comic Book

2/27/2014 - Tim Thomas Makes Outstanding Save After Falling On His Ass

2/27/2014 - Da Brat Ordered To Pay $6.4 Million For Assaulting Ex-NFL Cheerleader

2/27/2014 - Strong Take

2/27/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: I'm Never Gonna Hate

2/27/2014 - Phil Esposito On Callahan-St. Louis Trade Rumor: "What A Bunch Of Shit"

2/27/2014 - Here's Rapper Fabolous Dry Snitching On Raymond Felton's Infidelity

2/27/2014 - Grierson & Leitch Predict The Oscar Categories You Actually Care About

2/27/2014 - The Late Gay NFLer Whose Story Shows Why Michael Sam Matters So Much

2/27/2014 - Carl Crawford's Slide Is Still In Offseason Form

2/27/2014 - Cereals, Ranked

2/27/2014 - Was 2013 Really The Golden Age Of The Black Quarterback?

2/27/2014 - Arizona Radio Host Advocates Beaning Yasiel Puig

2/27/2014 - Here's A Story About Kevin Durant Being A Really Nice Dude

2/27/2014 - David Levine: The Line King

2/27/2014 - Pound For Pound

2/27/2014 - Sydney Leroux Attempts Happy Gilmore Drive, Eats It

2/27/2014 - Watch This Guard Pull Off A Ridiculous In-Game, Between-The-Legs Dunk

2/27/2014 - The 2014 Hater's Guide To The Oscars

2/27/2014 - The NCAA Debated Allowing Player Names In Video Games

2/27/2014 - Rajon Rondo Gets The Troll-Scout Treatment

2/27/2014 - Report: Richie Incognito Beat Up His Own Ferrari

2/27/2014 - The Amazing True Story Of Victor, The Wrestling Bear

2/27/2014 - Marcus Paige Is College Basketball's Newest Little Badass

2/27/2014 - NFL Was Preparing To Move Super Bowl If Arizona's Anti-Gay Bill Passed

2/27/2014 - Painted Outfield Wall Makes For A Great Optical Illusion

2/27/2014 - Josh Reddick Steals Two Home Runs

2/27/2014 - Aaron Hernandez Moved To Isolation After Fighting Handcuffed Inmate

2/26/2014 - This Kid Is A Fan Of Basically Every Sports Team Ever

2/26/2014 - Manu Ginobili Explodes Shoe

2/26/2014 - Report: Someone Bashed Richie Incognito's Ferrari With A Baseball Bat [Update]

2/26/2014 - Marlins President Eliminated On First Night Of Survivor

2/26/2014 - Arizona Gov. Vetoes Intolerant Bill, Quiets Super Bowl Relocation Talk

2/26/2014 - Your Handy Guide For What Will Win The Oscar Categories No One Understands

2/26/2014 - Coaches Unable To Contact NFL Prospect Who Left Combine Because Of God

2/26/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Seventeen Years Old

2/26/2014 - New Study Says NBA Referees Aren't Racist Anymore

2/26/2014 - HS Coach Gets Ethered By Girlfriend On FB, Resigns Amid Investigation

2/26/2014 - Gareth Bale And Cristiano Ronaldo Swiss-Cheesed Schalke's Defense

2/26/2014 - It Took 17 Days For Someone To Write A Story About Michael Sam's Dick

2/26/2014 - Hank The Dog Runs In A Milwaukee Brewers Sausage Race

2/26/2014 - Ryan Kalil Sends Off Jordan Gross With Barbershop Quartet Performance

2/26/2014 - Photoshop Contest: Craig Bjornson's Viking Rage

2/26/2014 - At The Combine, NFL Teams Asked Blake Bortles About His Girlfriend

2/26/2014 - The Rangers Took Their Team Photos In The Bathroom

2/26/2014 - The Young Ryan Brothers Dapping Each Other Causes A Swagger Overload

2/26/2014 - I'm Dirk Hayhurst. Got Any Questions For Me?

2/26/2014 - Coach K's Facebook Presence Does Not Come With A Sense Of Humor

2/26/2014 - The Browns Are Asking Prospects About Bricks And Paper Clips

2/26/2014 - Russian Skier Remains Paralyzed After Sochi Crash

2/26/2014 - Every NBA Team's Season, In One Chart

2/26/2014 - Jan Vesely Appears To Believe He Is Guarded By Ghosts

2/26/2014 - The Oracle of Ice Hockey

2/26/2014 - Kazan: An Appreciation

2/26/2014 - Let's Go To The Movies

2/26/2014 - Write On

2/26/2014 - Dwight Howard Blocks Little Kid; Little Kid Schools Dwight Howard

2/26/2014 - It Really Shouldn't Take That Much Effort To Beat Indiana

2/26/2014 - Anti-Gay Bill Could Cost Arizona The Super Bowl

2/25/2014 - Kansas State Player High-Fives Invisible Teammates Between Free Throws

2/25/2014 - Atlanta Braves Pitcher Had Surgery On His Dickhole

2/25/2014 - Female Radio Host: I Was Nearly A Human Trafficking Victim In Sochi

2/25/2014 - Flying Mattress Attacks Cyclist

2/25/2014 - Aaron Hernandez Reportedly Beat Up An Inmate Who Harassed Him

2/25/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Funny How Shit Come Together Sometimes

2/25/2014 - Prep Hockey Player Scores A Barrel-Roll Goal

2/25/2014 - What ESPN And The NFL Don't Talk About When They Talk About "Nigger"

2/25/2014 - Get It Right, People: Bobby Knight Didn't Throw A Folding Chair

2/25/2014 - Who's Your State's Distinctive Musical Artist?

2/25/2014 - Louisville Commit Arrested After Allegedly Impregnating His Cousin

2/25/2014 - Sad Manchester United Lose Following Wonder Goal From Joel Campbell

2/25/2014 - Sage Kotsenburg Wants To Sell You A Bro Mortgage

2/25/2014 - These Two Fan-Art Tributes To Harold Ramis Are The Worst

2/25/2014 - High School Basketball Playoff Game Ends In Stupid, Ridiculous Way

2/25/2014 - Marc-Andre Fleury's Stadium Series Mask Looks Like A Steelers Helmet

2/25/2014 - Steve Elkington Is Your Dumb Uncle On Twitter

2/25/2014 - Sochi's Most Memorable Moments As Rendered By Old-School Video Games

2/25/2014 - Do The Olympics Really Screw The Best NHL Teams?

2/25/2014 - Pills, Bullies, And Pink Weights: Life As A Fringe Major Leaguer

2/25/2014 - When Do Umpires Mess Up Balls And Strikes Calls?

2/25/2014 - The Case For New York City As Greatest City In The World

2/25/2014 - Old Asshole Golfer Has Thought About Michael Sam

2/25/2014 - King Cake Baby Is Back

2/25/2014 - The Cardinals Are Very Embarrassed By Carlos Martinez's Wall Of Porn

2/25/2014 - The Greek Freak Goes Hunting For Blocks

2/25/2014 - The FBI Believed Clay/Liston I Was Fixed

2/25/2014 - Sixers Fan Discovers The Best Way To Enjoy Sixers Games

2/25/2014 - A Knicks Season Recap In 90 Seconds Of Play-By-Play

2/25/2014 - Comcast Is Living In The Past

2/25/2014 - This Seems Like It Should Be Illegal

2/25/2014 - Raymond Felton Arrested, Charged With Weapons Possession

2/24/2014 - Klay Thompson Dunk Sends Kyle Singler Stumbling Into Crowd

2/24/2014 - Dirk Nowitzki And Poor Fan Combine For Definitive Knicks GIF

2/24/2014 - J.R. Smith Pulls Down Vince Carter's Headband

2/24/2014 - Holly Rowe Is Missing Just That One Ring

2/24/2014 - This Is Just A Terrible, Terrible Goal

2/24/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Erase Me

2/24/2014 - Carlos Martinez's Twitter Favorites: A Big Ol' Wall Of Porn

2/24/2014 - Is Time For Give NFL, NBA, MLB, And NHL Medals, Olympic-Style

2/24/2014 - Harold Ramis: A Very Funny Fellow

2/24/2014 - Dominica's Fake Ski Team Scammed The Olympics And The Press

2/24/2014 - One Person In America Was Offended By Richard Sherman

2/24/2014 - When Should Managers Pull Their Starting Pitchers?

2/24/2014 - MLB Bans Home-Plate Collisions, But Not Really

2/24/2014 - For Some Stupid Reason, Everyone Was Shocked When Clay Beat Liston

2/24/2014 - Athletes Who Ate It At The Olympics: A GIF Gallery

2/24/2014 - The Angels Are Going To Screw Up Mike Trout's Contract

2/24/2014 - Who Cares About Jadeveon Clowney's "Motor"? (Assholes, That's Who.)

2/24/2014 - Rob Ford Ran His Dick Into A Fire Hydrant

2/24/2014 - Mike Trout Has Finally Broken Baseball's Math

2/24/2014 - Thomas Robinson's Block Sends Out Shockwaves Of Awesome

2/24/2014 - Jamal Crawford Has An Incredible Memory

2/24/2014 - So, Which Countries Had The Worst Olympics?

2/24/2014 - The Double Life Of A Closeted Gay Athlete, Decades Before Jason Collins

2/24/2014 - Has Jim Harbaugh Worn Out His Welcome In San Francisco?

2/24/2014 - The True Greatness of Ali

2/24/2014 - Jadeveon Clowney's 40-Yard Dash Run Was Ridiculous

2/24/2014 - The Milwaukee Brewers' Adopted Stray Dog Is The Best Dog

2/24/2014 - Jason Collins Played Basketball And It Was No Big Deal

2/24/2014 - Yeah, Whatever, Kid

2/24/2014 - NBC Edited Out 38% Of The Closing Ceremony. Here's What You Missed.

2/23/2014 - Here's Jason Collins Checking Into An NBA Game, And History

2/23/2014 - Second-Straight Ridiculous Save Sends Accenture Match Play To Hole 21

2/23/2014 - NFL Prospect Leaves Combine Because He Says God Told Him To

2/23/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Sparkles, Shimmers, Shines

2/23/2014 - Ronda Rousey And The UFC's Long Con

2/23/2014 - Dee Ford: Jadeveon Clowney Plays Like A "Blind Dog In A Meat Market"

2/23/2014 - Even When LeBron's Not Playing, He's Yelling At Mario Chalmers

2/23/2014 - Scores Of Idiots Don't Realize Fox Is Airing Last Year's Daytona 500

2/23/2014 - It's Official

2/23/2014 - Greg Oden Will Start An NBA Game For The First Time Since 2009

2/23/2014 - NFL Scouts Think Of Everything

2/23/2014 - Canada's Men's Hockey Team Celebrates Second Straight Gold

2/23/2014 - Make Jokes About The Vikings While Watching The Metrodome Collapse

2/23/2014 - In Which We Learn Nightmare Bear Is A Snowboarder

2/23/2014 - Crying Nightmare Bear

2/23/2014 - Young Child Foolishly Taunts Nightmare Bear

2/23/2014 - Report: Nets Will Sign Jason Collins, Have First Openly Gay NBA Player

2/23/2014 - Closing Ceremony Pokes Fun At Opening Ceremony Blunder

2/23/2014 - Windowlicker And Nosepicker Are The Best North Dakota Hockey Fans

2/23/2014 - How To Watch The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony Live

2/23/2014 - AP: Nicklas Backstrom Missed Gold Medal Game Due To Failed Doping Test

2/23/2014 - NASCAR Drivers, Fans Issue Complaints About "Patriotic" Anthem Rendition

2/23/2014 - NBC Ad Interruption Almost Ruins Gold Medal Winner's Watch Party

2/22/2014 - Bare Ass Illustrates Again Why Not To Broadcast Live From Mardi Gras

2/22/2014 - Jim Boeheim Goes Nuts After Bad Call, Costs Team Chance At Beating Duke

2/22/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: The Only Moment We Were Alone

2/22/2014 - Alberta Premier Reveals Pro-Drunk Platform

2/22/2014 - Canada 3 Sled Flips Upside Down, Slides Across Finish Line On Its Side

2/22/2014 - Sarah Burke's Former Coach Spreads Her Ashes On Sochi Halfpipe

2/22/2014 - Surfer Gets Radical On Giant Dick Surfboard

2/22/2014 - Louisville And Cincinnati Swap Lead Three Times In Final 30 Seconds

2/22/2014 - On Timekeeping At The Olympics

2/22/2014 - Why Bode Miller Mattered

2/22/2014 - Fan Throws Pizza At Usher, Gets Ejected From Villanova-St. John's Game

2/22/2014 - Here's Gareth Bale's Laser Golazo

2/22/2014 - "America's Most Patriotic Band" Plays America's Worst Anthem Rendition

2/22/2014 - How To Make Chocolate Pudding, Grown-Up Food For Grownups

2/22/2014 - Nightmare Bear Dances Over Eddie Olczyk's Shoulder

2/22/2014 - Arsenal Strike Again With Mesmerizing Goal

2/22/2014 - 19-Year-Old Knicks Fan Threatens "Death To James Dolan" On Twitter

2/22/2014 - Phil Kessel Is Not A Smelling Salts Aficionado

2/22/2014 - Once Again Proving Olympic Hockey Is A Mickey Mouse Affair

2/22/2014 - Here's How You Know These Aren't Your Father's Celtics And Lakers

2/21/2014 - New Hampshire Basketball Team Ends Four Year Long Losing Streak

2/21/2014 - Report: Space Jam 2 Starring LeBron James Is In The Works

2/21/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Time To Get Hip To The Lights Out Way

2/21/2014 - San Francisco 49ers CEO Sons Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio

2/21/2014 - Danny Granger Shares A Sad Goodbye With His Pacers Teammates

2/21/2014 - How 18-Year-Old Mikaela Shiffrin Kept Her Nerve And Won Slalom Gold

2/21/2014 - Russian Beers, Ranked

2/21/2014 - Hundreds Of Migrant Workers Have Died Since Qatar Won The World Cup

2/21/2014 - One Weird Old Trick To Remove White Water Stains From Wood

2/21/2014 - Patrick Kane Is Sad

2/21/2014 - The Trouble With Ronda Rousey

2/21/2014 - No, Fast Tempo Isn't Endangering College Football Players

2/21/2014 - How I Broke The Indoor Mile Record: An Interview With A "Freak"

2/21/2014 - The Inspirational Note Canada's Women's Team Left The Men

2/21/2014 - Fat Jesus Montero On His Offseason: "All I Did Was Eat"

2/21/2014 - Has Any Player Been Screwed On Deadline Day As Badly As Danny Granger?

2/21/2014 - Canada Blows Out USA, 1-0

2/21/2014 - How To Prevent Your Spine From Turning To Mush

2/21/2014 - Tennis Player Scolded By Cranky Announcer: "Oh Do Shut Up, Jelena"

2/21/2014 - We Have Discovered Proto-Nightmare Bear. He Is The Worst Nightmare Bear

2/21/2014 - Larry Legend

2/21/2014 - Lede Time: Jim Murray

2/21/2014 - Here is New York

2/21/2014 - The Last-Minute Hater's Guide To Canada

2/21/2014 - Paranoia: It Really Works

2/21/2014 - Down With The NCAA's No-Agent Rule

2/21/2014 - Rex And Rob Ryan Hit Up Hooters, Because Of Course They Do

2/21/2014 - Report: Police Have Video Of Ray Rice Knocking Fiancée Unconscious

2/21/2014 - Jermaine O'Neal Makes Game-Saving Block, Is Very Pleased With Himself

2/21/2014 - OJ Mayo Ties His Shoe While Playing Defense, Play Goes Poorly

2/21/2014 - It's Been A Horrible Two Days For Fred Davis [Mug Shot Update]

2/21/2014 - Matt Lauer Asks Bob Costas If He'll Be Taking The Red-Eye Flight Home

2/21/2014 - Upstart Program Defeats In-State Powerhouse, Celebrates Appropriately

2/21/2014 - The Battle Lines Are Drawn

2/20/2014 - LeBron James Is Capable Of Bleeding

2/20/2014 - Mike Williams's Neighbors Hate Him And His Extravagant Parties

2/20/2014 - Was The Figure Skating Fix In? It Probably Didn't Matter.

2/20/2014 - The New Tampa Bay Buccaneers Logo Is Basically An Angrier Skull

2/20/2014 - Why Does NBC's Primetime Figure Skating Broadcast Suck?

2/20/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Miss You Comin' 'Round Here

2/20/2014 - Jonathan Soriano's Crushing Shot Scores From Halfway Line

2/20/2014 - The NBA Trade Deadline Was Mostly Craptastic

2/20/2014 - Rob Ford Gets Air

2/20/2014 - Bill Simmons Had Lena Dunham On His Podcast; Here Are Things They Said

2/20/2014 - Holy Shit, Everyone Look At This Golazo From Ricardo Quaresma

2/20/2014 - Which Winter Olympic Sport Has The Biggest Athletes?

2/20/2014 - Canadians Freaking Out Over Winning Hockey Gold Is Just Fantastic

2/20/2014 - What The Hell.

2/20/2014 - Canadian Pride At The Women's Hockey Medal Ceremony

2/20/2014 - Here's Canada Celebrating Its Sudden Death Overtime Win For Gold

2/20/2014 - Could A Simple New Rule Stop Refs From Ruining Big Soccer Games?

2/20/2014 - This Is How Close The U.S. Was To Gold

2/20/2014 - I'm Kerry Rhodes. Got Any Questions For Me?

2/20/2014 - Russian Figure Skating Fans Applaud Gracie Gold's Fall

2/20/2014 - How The Myth Of The NCAA "Student-Athlete" Was Born

2/20/2014 - Why Is T.J. Oshie So Good In The Shootout?

2/20/2014 - USA! USA! USA!

2/20/2014 - Harrowing Ad Running During Olympics Advises You To Pray For Death

2/20/2014 - Canada's Curling Skip Gets Emotional While Watching Final Shot

2/20/2014 - Do Safer Cars Make NASCAR Drivers Behave More Recklessly?

2/20/2014 - The Best Sports Movie You Can't See

2/20/2014 - There's Another Darren Sharper Rape Investigation In Miami Beach

2/20/2014 - Finishing The Hat

2/20/2014 - Canada's Ladies Win Gold In Curling; Here's Where They Come From

2/20/2014 - This Is One Ugly Photo Finish

2/20/2014 - Skier Eats It, Laughs At 4.20 Score

2/20/2014 - Bill Conlin's Accusers Speak, Call For End Of Statute Of Limitations

2/20/2014 - Who Are The Best Dribblers In Champions League? A Ranking, 1 To 160

2/20/2014 - Dwight Howard Joins In "Howard Sucks" Chant In L.A.

2/20/2014 - Austrian Hockey Team Apologizes For Partying Too Hard

2/20/2014 - Swiss Women's Hockey Team Wins Bronze Thanks To This Empty Netter

2/20/2014 - How Many Words Can You Spell Using Don Cherry's Jacket?

2/20/2014 - Report: The Phillies Ratted Out Two Draft Picks To The NCAA

2/20/2014 - Luger Kate Hansen Films A Wolf/Dog Roaming Outside Her Sochi Hotel Room [UPDATE]

2/20/2014 - College Basketball Game Ends In A Tie

2/19/2014 - Angry Russian Hockey Fan Wants To Send The Team To Siberia

2/19/2014 - Alexey Shved Woke Up Like This

2/19/2014 - Terrible Boston College Team Ends Syracuse's Unbeaten Season

2/19/2014 - Dolphins Fire Offensive Line Coach Involved In Harassment Of Player

2/19/2014 - Wes Welker Chills On The Beach With His Wife And A Blowup Doll

2/19/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Big Pig Apocalypse

2/19/2014 - Dolphins Fire Longtime Trainer Mentioned In The Ted Wells Report

2/19/2014 - Minor League Goalie Fined For Tripping Mascot

2/19/2014 - Frame-By-Frame Analysis Of Carmelo Anthony Checking Out Some Lady

2/19/2014 - Once Again, It's Yuna Kim Vs. The World

2/19/2014 - Rory McIlroy's Errant Shot Knocks Fan Into Cactus

2/19/2014 - Ted Ligety Is Skidding His Way To A Skiing Revolution

2/19/2014 - "Pasta In Excess," And Other Self-Reported NCAA Violations At OU

2/19/2014 - Police Summons: Ray Rice Knocked Fiancée Out

2/19/2014 - Arsenal Keeper Red-Carded, Leaves Pitch Making Vigorous Wanking Motion

2/19/2014 - A Ban On Black Players Cost The NFL Its Most Exciting Quarterback

2/19/2014 - Tim Byrdak Posts Handwritten "Reliever For Sale" Ad

2/19/2014 - The Bucks' Y2K Night Contest Has Broken Their Fax Machine

2/19/2014 - Here Is An Article About Ray Rice That Was Written By A Post-Human

2/19/2014 - Grant Balfour Has A Big-Ass Truck

2/19/2014 - When And Where To Watch The Olympic Hockey Semifinals

2/19/2014 - Ashley Wagner's Reactions Remain The Best

2/19/2014 - Why You'll Never Make A Living Playing Live Poker Tournaments

2/19/2014 - Canada Came This Close To A Goal

2/19/2014 - What Everyone Missed In The Report On The Dolphins Bullying Scandal

2/19/2014 - Can One Of The Premier League's Finest Even Give FC Bayern A Match?

2/19/2014 - The Russian Olympic Hockey Coach's Postgame Presser Was Gold

2/19/2014 - David Backes Scored From An Impossible Angle

2/19/2014 - Pussy Riot Members Attacked With Whips At Attempted Sochi Protest

2/19/2014 - The Coach Who Doesn't Care: How One Man Turns Skaters Into Champions

2/19/2014 - Is Time For Sad Nightmare Bear

2/19/2014 - A Clutch of Odd Birds

2/19/2014 - MLB Drops Its Sham Lawsuit Against Biogenesis's Tony Bosch

2/19/2014 - Here's Ray Rice Dragging His Unconscious Fiancée Out Of An Elevator

2/19/2014 - A Heartbroken Alex Ovechkin Discusses Russia's Loss

2/19/2014 - That Sad Vladimir Putin Photo Is Not From Today

2/19/2014 - John Calipari Just Cannot Even Deal With You Right Now

2/19/2014 - Quantifying Hustle: How Many Runs Does Cano's Slacking Cost His Team?

2/19/2014 - Gerald Green Hammers A Lob On Kenneth Faried's Head

2/19/2014 - IOC Rejects Ukrainian Olympians' Request To Honor Dead

2/19/2014 - USOC Issues Official Response To Canadian Claims Ice Dancing Was Rigged

2/19/2014 - Sage Kotsenburg Finally Gets His Olympic Medal Made Of Bacon

2/18/2014 - Former Soccer Player Sues College Over "Domination" Wrestling Drill

2/18/2014 - Japanese Skier Breaks Arm In Crash; NBC Video Says He "Lands Safely"

2/18/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Sounds Like A Mountain Range In Love

2/18/2014 - Wall Street Journal Article About Brent Celek Has Amazing Correction

2/18/2014 - Three Reasons 15-Year-Old Yulia Lipnitskaya Could Shock The World

2/18/2014 - High School Wrestlers Wearing Pointed Hoods Lynch Rival In Effigy

2/18/2014 - Falling Beam At Indiana's Assembly Hall Is Metaphor For Something

2/18/2014 - An Emergency In The Snow

2/18/2014 - Student Gets Detention For Calling Teacher "Communist" Over USA Hockey

2/18/2014 - Zlatan Ibrahimović Scores Outrageous Champions League Goal

2/18/2014 - Yu Darvish Jokes That Masahiro Tanaka Is Overpaid, Everyone Freaks Out

2/18/2014 - Kerry Rhodes Says He's Not Gay, Not Blacklisted

2/18/2014 - David Ortiz: "Fuck Them. I'm Tired Of Hearing Them Talk Shit"

2/18/2014 - Practical Jokers Are Awful Human Beings

2/18/2014 - When And Where To Watch The Olympic Hockey Quarterfinals

2/18/2014 - Man At Minnesota Hockey Game Comes Prepared For The Kiss Cam

2/18/2014 - Damian Lillard's Between-The-Legs Dunk, Animated

2/18/2014 - Watch This Baseball Player Try To Murder A Pitcher During A Brawl

2/18/2014 - Richard Ben Cramer Takes On Ted Williams

2/18/2014 - Danica Patrick's SI Nipple: A Lesson In Internet Boob Etiquette [NSFW]

2/18/2014 - Biathlete Celebrates Early, Nearly Blows Gold

2/18/2014 - Olympian Has Interesting Underwear Choice

2/18/2014 - Man City Learned From Barcelona, But Can The Student Kill The Master?

2/18/2014 - NBA Players Are Pretty Good At Inventing Smoothies

2/18/2014 - Inflatable Mascots Bring Dance-Terror To NBA All-Star Game

2/18/2014 - IIHF To Change Rule That Gave U.S. Victory Over Russia

2/18/2014 - Why Does Every Olympian Skate To Les Misérables?

2/18/2014 - Marcus Hall Is Selling Signed Photos Of His Double-Bird Exit

2/18/2014 - Foolish Baby Has Ankles Broken By Crossover

2/18/2014 - "Uh..."

2/18/2014 - Snowboard Cross Semifinal Features Nutshot, Photo Finish

2/18/2014 - Richie Incognito Is Back With An Apologetic Twitter Rant

2/18/2014 - Tony Kubek Once Brought A Camera To Spring Training, Then Mantle Farted

2/18/2014 - Jimmy Fallon's First-Ever Tonight Show Features Legendary Cameo Segment

2/17/2014 - OK State Buzzer-Beater Forces OT After Steal With Three Seconds Left

2/17/2014 - Female Running Back Tackled Multiple Times In Men's Pro Football Game

2/17/2014 - Bob Costas Is Back: How Are His Eyes?

2/17/2014 - 76ers Sign High School Student With Down Syndrome To Two-Day Contract

2/17/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Never Asked For Your Crutch

2/17/2014 - Cam Newton Brings Out The Dumbest In Everyone

2/17/2014 - Why Is The NFL Getting In Bed With Football's Infamous Troll Scout?

2/17/2014 - Fixed Or Not, The World's Best Ice Dancers Won Gold

2/17/2014 - Brazilian Bobsled Goes Airborne

2/17/2014 - Marshawn Lynch Lays Out Poor Bastard Just Trying To Learn Football

2/17/2014 - Iowa AD: Paying Players Is Too Complicated For Me And My $450K Salary

2/17/2014 - Sochi Organizers Attempt To Clear Fog With Giant Fans

2/17/2014 - Is Time For Cat Falling Through Olympic Arena Ceiling

2/17/2014 - Jeremy Schaap's Report From Sochi Was A Big Fat FRAUD

2/17/2014 - IOC Declared A "Red Alert" On Sochi's Unfinished Hotels In September

2/17/2014 - Which Olympians Are Getting The Dead-Relative Sob-Story Treatment?

2/17/2014 - Gus Kenworthy's Love For Puppies Has Him Stuck In Sochi

2/17/2014 - Lamar Fires Pat Knight, Who Was A Loser And A Bully

2/17/2014 - Soccer Player Somehow Scores On A Sliding Tackle In His Own Half

2/17/2014 - No, Kevin Durant Is Not "The Servant"

2/17/2014 - This Old Man

2/17/2014 - The Greatest Mel Brooks Interview Ever

2/17/2014 - Barn Burning

2/17/2014 - Adorable Dog Invades Soccer Pitch, Plays Defense

2/17/2014 - Nightmare Bear Greets Swimsuit Models With His Cold, Soulless Eyes

2/17/2014 - College Student Jobbed Out Of $10,000 Half-Court Shot

2/17/2014 - Screaming English Soccer Fan Is Mesmerizing

2/17/2014 - Canadian Columnist Says Ice Dancing Is Rigged

2/17/2014 - Watch All The Best All-Star Game Highlights In Super Slo-Mo

2/17/2014 - You've Got Something On Your Face

2/17/2014 - Michael Sam Gets A Standing Ovation At Mizzou Basketball Game

2/17/2014 - NBC Wrings Every Last Tear Out Of Bode Miller

2/17/2014 - Nightmare Bear Continues Sochi Reign Of Terror

2/16/2014 - Yao Ming Next To An Average Person Is Amazing, As Usual

2/16/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Karma

2/16/2014 - Aloe Blacc Proves Beats Headphones Are Shit With Tone-Deaf Performance

2/16/2014 - Ray Rice Arrested In Atlantic City After Altercation With Fiancée

2/16/2014 - Dog Invades Pitch During Argentine League Match, Takes A Shit

2/16/2014 - Hey There, Chris Bosh

2/16/2014 - Hawaii Man Owns A Surfing Pig

2/16/2014 - Nightmare Bear Struggles To Fit Gigantic, Creepy Head In Car

2/16/2014 - Get With The Program, Terry Gannon

2/16/2014 - Slovakia Goalie Gets Penalty For Butt-Checking

2/16/2014 - South Korean Basketball Coach Makes Player Put Tape Over His Mouth

2/16/2014 - Yelling Is A Key Part Of Women's Curling

2/16/2014 - Ryan Dempster Gives Up $13 Million, Plans To Not Pitch In 2014

2/16/2014 - Here's A Funny, Impromptu Interview With T.J. Oshie From 2010

2/16/2014 - Jamaican Bobsled Theme Song Apparently Syncs With Course Length

2/15/2014 - The Slam Dunk Contest Was Hot Garbage

2/15/2014 - NASCAR Season Kicks Off With Pace Car Catching Fire

2/15/2014 - Steve Elkington Tells Stephanie Wei She's Short And Has "No Cans"

2/15/2014 - "Get The Fuck Away From Me, Nightmare Bear."

2/15/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Lord

2/15/2014 - Agent Reveals "Player A" In The Miami Dolphins Investigation

2/15/2014 - Police: Woman Hit Fiance With Dale Jr. Beer Bottle, Tried To Frame Him

2/15/2014 - NFL Prospect Quits Job, Lives In Van To Train For Draft

2/15/2014 - Norwegian Olympian's Mom Doesn't Hold Back On Criticizing Her Son

2/15/2014 - How A Century-Old Skate Design Completely Changed Modern Speed Skating

2/15/2014 - How To Make A Simple Goddamn Grilled-Cheese Sandwich

2/15/2014 - Secretary Of Education Arne Duncan Owned The All-Star Celebrity Game

2/15/2014 - Bartolo Colon Is Still A Large-Ass Man

2/15/2014 - Ditching The New Under Armour Suit Didn't Help Speedskater Shani Davis

2/15/2014 - T.J. Oshie Beats Russia In 4-3 Shootout

2/15/2014 - Here's Why Russia's Third Goal Was Disallowed

2/15/2014 - No, That's Not Right

2/15/2014 - Super-G Course "A Disaster," 18 Different Skiers Fail To Reach Finish

2/14/2014 - "You May Have A Hard Time Getting In Some Of The Titties..."

2/14/2014 - Darren Sharper Accusations: 11 Druggings, 7 Alleged Rapes

2/14/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Gimme The Ring

2/14/2014 - Men's Figure Skating Was A Disaster

2/14/2014 - We're All Fucked

2/14/2014 - What Olympic Sport Is Your Country Most Excited About?

2/14/2014 - Mario Balotelli Kicks Ball Really Hard

2/14/2014 - The Kiss Cam And American Sports Fans: The History Of A Romance

2/14/2014 - The Time Barry Bonds Called His Shot, And Other Great Heckling Stories

2/14/2014 - Bar Games, Ranked

2/14/2014 - Roger Goodell Makes All The Money

2/14/2014 - Has Figure Skating Maxed Out In Difficulty?

2/14/2014 - How Jingoistic Was NBC's, CBC's, BBC's Olympics Coverage On Thursday?

2/14/2014 - U.S. Speedskating Moves To Drop Under Armour Race Suits

2/14/2014 - Katie Uhlaender Was Not Too Happy About Just Missing A Skeleton Medal

2/14/2014 - Figure Skater Yan Han Makes Weird Faces In Slow Motion

2/14/2014 - Dude Snowboards NYC Streets

2/14/2014 - Brûlé

2/14/2014 - Why Non-Assholes Always Want To Prove Themselves To Assholes

2/14/2014 - Here's Video Of Tracy McGrady Pitching Off A Mound

2/14/2014 - Don Cherry Is Currently Wearing A Bear On His Head

2/14/2014 - Should Olympic Athletes Have Sex Before Competition?

2/14/2014 - Dolphins O-Line Coach Was Aware Of, Participated In Harassment

2/14/2014 - Report: Darren Sharper Allegedly Drugged, Raped Women In Four States

2/14/2014 - Jonathan Martin Listed Reasons To Leave The NFL: "Won't Die From CTE"

2/14/2014 - Dolphins Line Kept A "Fine Book"; Incognito Tried To Destroy Evidence

2/14/2014 - Messages Between Jonathan Martin And His Parents Are Heartbreaking

2/14/2014 - You Can Be My Buddy Anytime: De La Soul's 25 Hour Valentine

2/14/2014 - The Worst Stuff From The Miami Dolphins Investigation

2/14/2014 - Investigation Finds "Pattern Of Harassment" In Miami

2/14/2014 - Charles Barkley Does A Dreadful Rendition Of "Gin And Juice"

2/14/2014 - Jim Fregosi, Dick-Waving Angel

2/14/2014 - The Haircut

2/14/2014 - Baron Davis's Comeback Mockumentary Is Damn Funny

2/14/2014 - Irish Slider Falls Off Skeleton Sled, Climbs Back On, Finishes Run

2/14/2014 - Buster Keaton: Hero

2/14/2014 - Fans Sleeping At The Ballpark

2/14/2014 - Derek Jeter: Rated Very High By Ass

2/14/2014 - NHL Believes Russia Will Try To Steal Other Teams' Injury Reports

2/14/2014 - We'd Rather See A Previous Iteration Of Al Roker On Skeleton

2/14/2014 - Peruvian Finishes 30 Minutes Behind Winner, Who Meets Him At Finish

2/13/2014 - Sports Illustrated Releases Surprisingly NSFW Swimsuit Issue Cover

2/13/2014 - Wu-Tang Is For The Children

2/13/2014 - North Texas Cheerleader Doubles As Unlucky Walking Dead Zombie

2/13/2014 - Helmet Camera Captures Snowmobiler Being Hit By Avalanche

2/13/2014 - Is A Crappy Under Armour Race Suit Slowing Down U.S. Speed Skating?

2/13/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Using My Mind And My Imagination

2/13/2014 - Do Dominica's Adorable Skiers Deserve A Gold Medal In Tax Dodging?

2/13/2014 - Pierre The Pelican Looks Like A Normal Mascot Now

2/13/2014 - Clippers Refuse To Deny That Blake Griffin Beat Up Justin Bieber

2/13/2014 - John Chaney Threatened To Kill John Calipari 20 Years Ago Today

2/13/2014 - CC Sabathia Is Skinny Now And It's Weird

2/13/2014 - Let's Go On An NSFW Tour Of The Olympic Village

2/13/2014 - UFC Books Match Between Number One Contender And Twitter User

2/13/2014 - Rules For Ben-Gals Cheerleaders: "No Panties," "No Slouching Breasts"

2/13/2014 - Listen To The BBC Snowboarding Bros Call U.S. Hockey

2/13/2014 - Your Guide To Jason Brown, The Skater You Can't Help But Cheer For

2/13/2014 - Someone Stole $50,000 In Cash From Ed Reed's Car

2/13/2014 - Why Colin Kaepernick Is Just As "Cerebral" As Peyton Manning

2/13/2014 - Those Olympic Hockey Organists You've Been Enjoying Are From The NHL

2/13/2014 - Butt Hurt

2/13/2014 - America's Baseball Writers Mourn The Passing Of Derek Jeter

2/13/2014 - Torin Yater-Wallace Is The Stoner-Philosopher Of The Olympics

2/13/2014 - Jeremy Abbott Eats It, Gets Up, And Finishes To Huge Applause

2/13/2014 - Amir Johnson's Jersey Vest Is The Best Vest

2/13/2014 - Russian Curler Eats It

2/13/2014 - Watch Russian TV React Live To The End Of Evgeni Plushenko's Career

2/13/2014 - Here's A Swiss Ski Fan Humping A Giant Bell

2/13/2014 - Chart: Does Your Choice Of Candy Reveal Your Politics?

2/13/2014 - Injured Evgeni Plushenko Withdraws From Men's Individual Event

2/13/2014 - Can Women's Pro Soccer Work In America? An Investigation, In Sweden

2/13/2014 - Nobody In Sochi Is Having More Fun Than Johnny Weir

2/13/2014 - Here Are All Seven Goals From The U.S. Rout Of Slovakia

2/13/2014 - Speed Skater Wins Gold After Everyone Else Crashes

2/13/2014 - Falling Chunk Of Disco Ball Delays Warriors Game

2/13/2014 - Schools Are Putting Out Wonderfully Dorky Snow Day Announcements

2/13/2014 - Risks Of Sizzurp

2/13/2014 - Track Worker Struck, Injured By Bobsled

2/13/2014 - LeBron James Ruins The Warriors With A Last-Second, Game-Winning Shot

2/12/2014 - Referee Ejects Unruly Front-Row Memphis Fan

2/12/2014 - Syracuse Stays Unbeaten With Tyler Ennis's Deep Buzzer-Beating Three

2/12/2014 - Olympic Skier Todd Lodwick Videobombs His Own Injury Report

2/12/2014 - Olympic Figure Skating Pairs: Are They Humping?

2/12/2014 - That Isn't Dwight Howard, Ma'am

2/12/2014 - Texas Sportscaster Destroys Silly Opposition To Michael Sam In The NFL

2/12/2014 - Composite Video Of Downhill Skiing Runs That Ended In Gold-Medal Tie

2/12/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: He Really Move Grams

2/12/2014 - Which NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL Teams Have The Best Local Fan Bases?

2/12/2014 - This Photo Of Dick Vitale Is Art

2/12/2014 - This Is A Pretty Ridiculous Behind-The-Back Buzzer-Beater

2/12/2014 - Have You Ever Wanted To Hear Walter Johnson's Voice?

2/12/2014 - Lester Holt Tried To Dance Like Kate Hansen And It Was A Mess

2/12/2014 - How Sports Illustrated Botched The Michael Sam Story

2/12/2014 - Sister Lift: Confessions Of A Former Pairs Skater

2/12/2014 - The Crime Novelist Who Reinvented Soccer Writing

2/12/2014 - Andrew Bynum Threw A Fantastic Tantrum In Cavs Practice

2/12/2014 - ​Mark Cuban Is Fighting To Make HGH Legal In The NBA

2/12/2014 - Richie Incognito Says Jonathan Martin Was Suicidal In 2013

2/12/2014 - 8 Wild Ski Photographs, And The Stories Behind Them

2/12/2014 - Switzerland Beats Latvia On Crazy Last-Second Deflection

2/12/2014 - Who Are The "Bad Boys" Of Winter Olympic Sports?

2/12/2014 - Derek Jeter Announces Retirement After 2014 Season

2/12/2014 - Russell Wilson: The Curse Of The "Good Negro"

2/12/2014 - Former Nebraska Kicker Says He Was Openly Gay, Loved By Teammates

2/12/2014 - Kelly Clark Wipes Out On First Run In Halfpipe Final

2/12/2014 - Who Says There's No Room In Curling For Fashion?

2/12/2014 - How Jingoistic Was NBC's Olympics Coverage On Tuesday?

2/12/2014 - Olympic Skier Gus Kenworthy Found All The Puppies

2/12/2014 - James Rodney

2/12/2014 - Louis Armstrong's Artwork

2/12/2014 - Best In Show Winner Gets Frisky With The Good Morning America Crew

2/12/2014 - Why Are Canadians So Bonkers About Curling?

2/12/2014 - Cool Covers: Raymond Chandler

2/12/2014 - If The Winter Olympics Were Held During The Battle Of Hoth

2/12/2014 - This Photo Is The Olympics

2/12/2014 - BBC Snowboard Bros Strike Again, Drop Some Knowledge On Lingo

2/12/2014 - No, LeBron Didn't Get A Technical For Apologizing

2/12/2014 - Shani Davis And Koen Verweij Are Best Olympic Bros

2/12/2014 - Did The Browns' Front Office Break Up Over Greg Schiano?

2/12/2014 - Jam Out To Gold Medalist Tina Maze's Music Video

2/12/2014 - He Doesn't Give A Damn

2/12/2014 - Lebanese Olympic Skier Under Fire For Topless Photoshoot

2/12/2014 - German Cup Match Invaded By Surprise Anal Sex Tours

2/12/2014 - Swedish Hockey Leaguer Scores The Filthiest Goal In Skills Competition

2/11/2014 - Which Cleveland Browns Rumor Is Funnier?

2/11/2014 - Michael Sam's Father Did Not Take His Son's Coming Out Smoothly

2/11/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Ever Open Doors

2/11/2014 - J.J. Watt Is A Pretty Decent Hockey Player

2/11/2014 - I Wouldn't Buy This For A Dollar. RoboCop, Reviewed.

2/11/2014 - Rival Fan Smokes Cristiano Ronaldo In The Head With A Lighter

2/11/2014 - The Evolution Of The Halfpipe: Faster, Higher, Safer?

2/11/2014 - Not Helping, Pelicans

2/11/2014 - BBC Snowboarding Commentators Are A Blast

2/11/2014 - Sochi's Gay Bar Is Overrun With Reporters

2/11/2014 - Mary Carillo Explains Her Amazing Badminton Rant

2/11/2014 - The Bittersweet Legacy Of Steve McNair

2/11/2014 - How Atlético Madrid Is Making La Liga Fun Again

2/11/2014 - Who's Your Favorite Old-Man Olympic Hockey Player?

2/11/2014 - Japan's Women's Hockey Team Is The Lovable Underdog Of The Olympics

2/11/2014 - Do Not Write Your Own Wedding Vows

2/11/2014 - Dutch Airline Boss Arrested For Peeing On Putin's Fence

2/11/2014 - Men's Halfpipe Final Ends In Disaster Of Gnarly Wrecks

2/11/2014 - Where Olympic NHLers Are Coming From

2/11/2014 - Japan Ties Russia With Knuckle Puck, Celebrates With Bow

2/11/2014 - Great Britain Demolished The U.S. With An Olympic Curling Record

2/11/2014 - Why It Took 90 Years For Women's Ski Jumping To Make The Olympics

2/11/2014 - Marreese Speights Dominates: The Spectacle Of The Fattish NBA Gunner

2/11/2014 - Street Talk

2/11/2014 - The '86 Series: Best Of Times, Worst Of Times

2/11/2014 - The Main Ingredient: Scanwiches

2/11/2014 - Canadian Coach Comes To Rescue Of Russian With Broken Ski

2/11/2014 - Al Michaels Makes Up Curling Betting Line, Places Wager On Air

2/11/2014 - Jon Stewart Rips NFLers Who See Michael Sam As A "Distraction"

2/11/2014 - Joe Banner, Michael Lombardi Out In Cleveland

2/11/2014 - Let's Relive Mary Carillo's Great American Badminton Rant

2/11/2014 - American Lugers Not Happy With Gay Rights Group's Viral Luge Video

2/11/2014 - Russians Have Horrible Time In Men's Free Sprint Final

2/11/2014 - Bill Self: Jim Boeheim Protégé

2/11/2014 - Leave Bob Costas Alone!

2/11/2014 - Jerry Lewis Boxing

2/11/2014 - Russian Olympian Who Tweeted Racist Photo Of Obama Says She Was Hacked

2/11/2014 - Russian Skater Gets Away With False Start Thanks To Broken Starter Pistol

2/11/2014 - Let's Watch Mary Carillo And Bob Costas Drink Vodka Together

2/11/2014 - This Is Some Quality Side-Eying

2/10/2014 - Holly Rowe Conducts Postgame Interview From Atop Scorer's Table

2/10/2014 - Grambling State Finally Won A Division I Game

2/10/2014 - Kung Fu Fight Breaks Out In Iowa State-West Virginia Blowout

2/10/2014 - I Can't Stop Watching This Goal Celebration

2/10/2014 - Paul George Dunk Reel Will Get You Pumped For The Dunk Contest

2/10/2014 - Bob Costas's Pink Eye Has Spread

2/10/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Think You'll Understand

2/10/2014 - Dude Purposely Ruins Mock Baseball Drafts For Our Delight

2/10/2014 - Fake Luger Profile Is A Perfect Parody Of The Olympic Hype Machine

2/10/2014 - The Dunk Contest Format Is Completely Different This Year

2/10/2014 - Speed Skaters Have Gotten A Lot Faster Since 1924

2/10/2014 - No, There's Not A Ski Jumper Named Cunty Spunkfuckshitpiss

2/10/2014 - Dutch Twin Brothers Battle For Gold In Speed Skating

2/10/2014 - So, Why Is There A Korean Guy On Russia's Speed Skating Team?

2/10/2014 - Get Your Ugly NFL Sweaters

2/10/2014 - LeBron's Putting On A Dunk Show Again

2/10/2014 - Mike Francesa And His Callers Talked Michael Sam And It Was Not Good

2/10/2014 - How I Accidentally Became Part Of The Anti-Russia Conspiracy

2/10/2014 - Your Guide To Evgeni Plushenko, Figure Skating's Old Badass

2/10/2014 - Why Doug Williams Matters

2/10/2014 - Map: Where In America Can You Watch Canada's Great Olympic Coverage?

2/10/2014 - Per Spett's Superman Jump Is Awesome

2/10/2014 - Swimsuit Issue: The Butterfinger Edition

2/10/2014 - Michael Sam Shouldn't Have To Do This Alone

2/10/2014 - Russian Speed Skater Narrowly Avoids Wardrobe Malfunction

2/10/2014 - NBC Luge Commentator Disapproves Of American Luger Kate Hansen Dancing

2/10/2014 - U.S. Olympian Kate Hansen Prepares For Luge Run By Dancing

2/10/2014 - Bobsledder Who Got Stuck In Sochi Bathroom Is Now Stuck In Elevator

2/10/2014 - Snowboarders Beware: "Stoked" Means "Drunk" In Russian

2/10/2014 - Rick Reilly's Latest Self-Plagiarism Is The Worst

2/10/2014 - Soul On Ice

2/10/2014 - Pistons Fire Coach Mo Cheeks; Nobody Bothers To Tell The Players

2/10/2014 - Canadian Curlers Mock Teammate's Bad Throw Behind His Back

2/10/2014 - Olympic Halfpipe Is "Garbage," Snowboarders Report

2/10/2014 - Too Many Bad Puns

2/10/2014 - NFL Executives Say The League Isn't Ready For Michael Sam

2/10/2014 - Herm Edwards Suggests Mike Sam Is "Bringing Baggage" Into Locker Room

2/9/2014 - Clippers Throttling 76ers; Here's An Example Of Their Brutal Nature

2/9/2014 - Here's How The NFL Reacted To Michael Sam Coming Out

2/9/2014 - NFL Prospect Michael Sam Says He Is Gay

2/9/2014 - Russia Is Dominant On The Ice; Can Team USA Get It Together?

2/9/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Keep Cool

2/9/2014 - Smart Suspended Three Games; TTU Claims Fan Called Him "Piece Of Crap"

2/9/2014 - 7-Foot-1 High School Sophomore Plays Basketball Like Kevin Durant

2/9/2014 - Estonian Biathlete Wears Some Intense Contact Lenses

2/9/2014 - Gigantic QB Jared Lorenzen Hurts Ankle, Is Carried Off By Four People

2/9/2014 - Added Time Bites Manchester United In The Ass As Fulham Draws

2/9/2014 - BBC Slopestyle Announcers Prove The U.S. Holds No Monopoly On Homerism

2/9/2014 - Meet The Girl Who Ate It After Interview About Running In The Snow

2/9/2014 - Butler Bulldog And Georgetown Bulldog Hang Out, Pant Heavily Together

2/9/2014 - Oregon Basketball Coach Says He's Victim Of ASU Student Saliva Attack

2/9/2014 - "Go Back To Africa" Twitter Rumor Becomes Marcus Smart Story Canon

2/9/2014 - The Story About The Russian Dying Over The Botched Olympic Ring Is Fake

2/9/2014 - Jayhawks' Frank Mason Earns The Easiest Ankle-Breaker

2/9/2014 - Ashley Wagner's "Bullshit" Moment Is The First Meme Of The Sochi Games

2/9/2014 - The Non-Skier's Guide To Ski Racing (And Ski Crashing)

2/9/2014 - I Could Watch Roy Hibbert Blocking This Little Kid's Shot All Day Long

2/8/2014 - Oklahoma State Star Marcus Smart Shoves Opposing Fan In Texas Tech Loss

2/8/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: It Makes You Wonder

2/8/2014 - Runner Eats It Immediately After Interview About Running In Snow

2/8/2014 - Mario Balotelli Cries; Everyone Thinks It's Because Of Racist Chants

2/8/2014 - Skiathlon Seems Fun

2/8/2014 - Man Wins Biathlon With Snot All Over His Face

2/8/2014 - Promoter Calls Off George Zimmerman-DMX Fight

2/8/2014 - Terrible Hijacker Arrested Wearing Canadiens Sweater

2/8/2014 - Steve Nash, At 40 Years Old, Can Still Shake You Out Of Your Shoes

2/8/2014 - Norwegian Speedskater Captures Majesty Of Olympic Flame

2/8/2014 - Luis Suarez Almost Nets Goal Of The Season

2/8/2014 - Here's Everything Else NBC Edited Out Of The Opening Ceremony Broadcast

2/8/2014 - Team U.S.A. Has Its First Gold Medal And The Pictures Are Awesome

2/8/2014 - What The Hell Is Team Figure Skating?

2/8/2014 - Swiss Hot Dog Creates Short-Handed Goal

2/8/2014 - U.S. Bobsledder Gets Locked In Bathroom, Destroys Door To Escape

2/8/2014 - Russia Today Consults Security Expert Steven Seagal On Sochi Safety

2/7/2014 - NBC Edits Out IOC Anti-Discrimination Statement From Opening Ceremony

2/7/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Never Seen You Lookin' So Lovely

2/7/2014 - Russian TV Didn't Show The Olympic Rings Malfunction

2/7/2014 - Russian Police Choir Sings "Get Lucky" Before Sochi Opening Ceremony

2/7/2014 - Here Are This Year's Sloan Finalist Papers—And Their Biggest Issue

2/7/2014 - Help! My Girlfriend's Hair Is Everywhere!

2/7/2014 - Watch Russia's Greatest Sports Hero Get Wrecked By Team USA

2/7/2014 - How The Opening Ceremony's Russian History Lesson Handled The Bad Stuff

2/7/2014 - The Beautiful Infographics Of Ted Williams's The Science Of Hitting

2/7/2014 - Randall Cunningham: The Author Of NFL's Greatest Individual Play

2/7/2014 - Lady Who Just Lit Olympic Flame Tweeted A Racist Picture Of The Obamas

2/7/2014 - Paper Tiger

2/7/2014 - Death Of A Playmate

2/7/2014 - Model Predicts That The U.S. Is Going To Dominate Sochi

2/7/2014 - Opening Ceremony Features 'Trololo Song'

2/7/2014 - Sochi Opening Ceremony Features Scary, Blinking Robot Bear

2/7/2014 - Jamaica Is Here, Everyone

2/7/2014 - 1,000 High School Students Celebrate Olympics With Patriotic Flash Mob

2/7/2014 - Austria Is Having Problems

2/7/2014 - Russian Olympic Beer Cans Are Dripping With Testosterone

2/7/2014 - Zdeno Chara Got A Bed Extension

2/7/2014 - It Took 10 Minutes For The First Opening Ceremony Mistake To Occur

2/7/2014 - The Reason To Love Joakim Noah, In One Meaningless Play

2/7/2014 - Mark Brunell Claims Weed Ruins Lives, Calls For Increased NFL Testing

2/7/2014 - Meet Nightmare Bear, The Olympic Bear Mascot

2/7/2014 - Charles Barkley Tries, Fails To Pronounce "Jonas Valanciunas"

2/7/2014 - Olympic Luger Crashes, Makes Incredible Recovery

2/7/2014 - Russia Is Pregnant With Anticipation For The Opening Ceremony

2/7/2014 - Tonga's Olympic Luger Is An Underwear Marketing Stunt

2/7/2014 - Still Dumb Fun

2/7/2014 - Max Pacioretty Misses Two Penalty Shots, Scores Hat Trick Anyway

2/7/2014 - Skier Shreds Knee In Practice, Asks Dad, "Am I Still An Olympian?"

2/6/2014 - Here's Bob Costas Saying "Pussy Riot" Over And Over

2/6/2014 - Rabid Raccoon Walks Into Woman's House, Sleeps On Her Bed, Attacks Her

2/6/2014 - Grizzlies To Give Fans Neck Tattoos With None Of The Permanence

2/6/2014 - That Font Size Is Equivalent To Yelling

2/6/2014 - Motel For Stray Dogs Near Sochi Has Roughly 100 Occupants

2/6/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Many Fantasies Were Learned

2/6/2014 - Cool Chart: The Altitudes And Latitudes Of Winter Olympics Hosts

2/6/2014 - Pretend-Lesbian Pop Duo To Perform At Sochi Opening Ceremony

2/6/2014 - What Is Going On Here? [Update]

2/6/2014 - The Big Book Of Black Quarterbacks

2/6/2014 - Olympic Ski Jumping Makes For Some Cool And Trippy Photos

2/6/2014 - Meet The Underdogs Of The U.S. Figure Skating Team

2/6/2014 - The Dunk Contest Field Has Been Announced, And It's Not Terrible

2/6/2014 - Pete Carroll Is The Future

2/6/2014 - Equality Organization's Ad Features Hot Luge Action

2/6/2014 - This New NBA Stat Is A Huge Step Forward For Basketball Analysis

2/6/2014 - The Hater's Guide To The Sochi Olympics

2/6/2014 - NFL Teams As Corporate Logos

2/6/2014 - Obese Fans Will Get Discounts, Special Wider Seats At The World Cup

2/6/2014 - The Big Book Of Black Quarterbacks (Part 2)

2/6/2014 - Stray Dog Wanders Onto Cross-Country Skiing Course, Barks At Everyone

2/6/2014 - Maverick: The George Kimball Interview

2/6/2014 - How To Watch The Sochi Olympics Opening Ceremony Live

2/6/2014 - What's The Deal With Bob Costas's Eye?

2/6/2014 - Kyle Lowry Gets Boned By Terrible Foul Call, Runs Right Off The Court

2/6/2014 - All The Sochi Food Is In The Ass

2/6/2014 - Here Is An Important Photo Of Pacman Jones And Rod Stewart

2/6/2014 - The Olympic Swag Bags Are Pretty Sad

2/6/2014 - Women's Downhill Skiing Halted Because Jump Was Too Big

2/6/2014 - Slopestyle Matryoshka Doll Lets 'Boarders 50/25/12.5/6.25/3.125 Grind

2/6/2014 - Hey! The Olympics Have Started

2/5/2014 - Lakers Beat Cavs Despite Having Only Four Eligible Players

2/5/2014 - Chris Kaman Just Doesn't Give A Shit

2/5/2014 - You Can't Wear Those Pants While Playing Hockey, Justin Bieber

2/5/2014 - Italian Basketball Coach Flips Out About Sportsmanship After Loss

2/5/2014 - No, Pete Carroll Doesn't Have A "9/11" Tattoo On His Wrist

2/5/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: We'll Sing All The Songs From Way Back When

2/5/2014 - Barcelona Benefit From Maybe The Worst Own Goal Of All Time

2/5/2014 - There Is A Lone 49ers Fan At The Seahawks Parade

2/5/2014 - Marshawn Lynch Reaches For A Bottle Of Fireball At The Seahawks Parade

2/5/2014 - The Super Bowl, Reenacted With Legos

2/5/2014 - The Olympic Village Has An "Extreme Shortage" Of Pillows

2/5/2014 - The Legacy Of The Decision: Everyone Is Taking His Talents Somewhere

2/5/2014 - The Durant-LeBron Arms Race Is Real—And Statistically Unprecedented

2/5/2014 - Game Of Thrones And Nutella Ads: How The Super Bowl Looked In Austria

2/5/2014 - Skeleton Helmets Are The Coolest Thing At The Olympics

2/5/2014 - Potemkin Toilet Discovered In Sochi

2/5/2014 - Richie Incognito's Triumphant Return: A Four-Tweet Play

2/5/2014 - Beautiful Maps Reveal Where People Run In 22 Major Cities

2/5/2014 - A George Zimmerman-DMX Boxing Match Would Almost Certainly Be Fixed

2/5/2014 - CBS's NFL Deal Means More Phil Simms, The Return Of Saturday Football

2/5/2014 - Auburn Website Posts Bio For Top Recruit Who Just Committed To Alabama

2/5/2014 - Plimpton's Moscow Games

2/5/2014 - A User's Guide To The Bizarre Toilets Of Sochi

2/5/2014 - What Winter Olympics Venues Would Look Like In Manhattan

2/5/2014 - Shaun White Refuses To Ride Sochi's Dangerous Slopestyle Course

2/5/2014 - The Dogs Of Sochi

2/5/2014 - Resolved: The Olympics Really Are About Peace, Love And Understanding

2/5/2014 - Super Bowl Fans Spent A Record $94.60 Per Person On Food and Drinks

2/5/2014 - Terrence Ross Posterizing Kenneth Faried Is Now An Awesome Animation

2/4/2014 - Now A Champion, Richard Sherman Deals With An Insult In The Best Way

2/4/2014 - Lance Stephenson Leaves Game After Making Impressive But Dangerous Shot

2/4/2014 - The Kansas City Royals' New Billboard Is Pretty Clever

2/4/2014 - Dancing Seahawks Fan Powers Through The Pain To Keep Celebrating

2/4/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Need You So

2/4/2014 - You Can Trade Losing Lotto Tickets For Florida Panthers Seats

2/4/2014 - Is Time For Olympic Leopard Attack

2/4/2014 - NFC Championship Game Truthers Have A Dumb Conspiracy Theory

2/4/2014 - Block Party: The Lego Movie, Reviewed

2/4/2014 - Mike Missanelli Suspended, Explains Himself To Admitted Email Hacker

2/4/2014 - Redskins Lied About Not Paying Horrible People To Defend Team Name

2/4/2014 - Vladimir Putin Would Win All The Gold At Sochi If He Wanted To

2/4/2014 - Where Do Our Winter Olympians Come From?

2/4/2014 - Does Legal Weed Make A Good Office Gift?

2/4/2014 - Almost a Hero

2/4/2014 - Unfinished Sochi Cultural Center Just Covered Up With Tarp

2/4/2014 - The Best Rap Remixes Of 1994

2/4/2014 - Patrick Kane Honors Dead Grandfather, Breaks Down After Game

2/4/2014 - This Is Just Mean

2/4/2014 - Tara Lipinski Channels "The Dude" In Lebowski-Themed Skating Routine

2/4/2014 - Did Ya Hear The One About The '84 U.S. Hockey Team?

2/4/2014 - Staying In Sochi Is A Hilarious Adventure

2/4/2014 - Marc-Andre Fleury Did Something Ridiculous

2/4/2014 - The Sochi Double Toilets Are Real!

2/4/2014 - The Olympic Hockey Teams' Bedrooms Are Very, Um, Cozy

2/4/2014 - Like Most Sabres Fans, This Guy Showed Up Incognito

2/4/2014 - Joakim Noah Takes The Time To Properly Curse Out The Refs

2/4/2014 - Derrick Williams Attempts Ill-Fated Off-The-Backboard Dunk

2/3/2014 - Randy Foye Buzzer-Beater Sends Color Man Into Song

2/3/2014 - Sochi Hires Private Company To Murder Stray Dogs Ahead Of Olympics

2/3/2014 - Jared Lorenzen, At 320 Pounds, Is Still Playing Quarterback

2/3/2014 - This Probably Hurt

2/3/2014 - Richie Incognito And Jonathan Martin Texted About "Puss" A Lot

2/3/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Those Squinting Eyes

2/3/2014 - How The Transfer Window Makes Us Joyless Football Manager Drones

2/3/2014 - Let's All Watch Bob Costas Make Weird Faces For Two Minutes

2/3/2014 - Michael Kay Takes "Classless" Shot At Mike Francesa

2/3/2014 - Here's Jimmy Howard's Olympic Mask

2/3/2014 - Drake Pays Homage To Johnny Manziel With Custom Shirt

2/3/2014 - Seahawks Fans Manage To Party Without Jaywalking

2/3/2014 - Sochi-Bound Activist Jailed For Public Swearing

2/3/2014 - Who Was America Rooting For Last Night?

2/3/2014 - Phillip Seymour Hoffman

2/3/2014 - Why The Super Bowl Transit Nightmare Happened

2/3/2014 - Philly Radio Host Gets All Homophobic In Email Fight With Listener [Updates]

2/3/2014 - The View From The Super Bowl Flyover

2/3/2014 - Fuck You, "You Sexy Thing"

2/3/2014 - Excellence, Not Ego: Remembering The Great Philip Seymour Hoffman

2/3/2014 - Just How Bad Was That Super Bowl? Updating Our Watchability Rankings

2/3/2014 - Shirtless Seahawks GM Wears The Championship Belt

2/3/2014 - Click

2/3/2014 - That Was The Worst Game Ever

2/3/2014 - Scientology Ran A Local Super Bowl Ad

2/3/2014 - Shirtless, Drunk, And Champions: Scenes From The Seattle Celebrations

2/3/2014 - Georgia Lawyer's Local Super Bowl Ad Is Batshit Amazing

2/3/2014 - Shaun Phillips Is Feeling OK Today Because He's Got A Really Nice Kid

2/3/2014 - The Land Of The Permanent Wave

2/3/2014 - 9/11 Truther Sneaked Into Super Bowl By Telling Security He Was Late

2/3/2014 - How The Seahawks Defense Made The MVP Award Pointless

2/3/2014 - Marshawn Lynch Is Still Not Talking

2/3/2014 - Excited Seahawks Fan Goes Naked From The Waist Down On Live TV [NSFW]

2/2/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Have A Hangover

2/2/2014 - Here's Marshawn Lynch Dancing In The Locker Room

2/2/2014 - 9/11 Truther Invades Malcolm Smith's Super Bowl Postgame Conference

2/2/2014 - The Seattle Seahawks Burn The Broncos' Touchdown Factory To The Ground

2/2/2014 - Watch Your Super Bowl Highlights As Narrated By "J.R." Jim Ross

2/2/2014 - Super Bowl Champion Richard Sherman Injured By Karma

2/2/2014 - Sad Eli Is So Sad

2/2/2014 - The Super Bowl, In Three GIFs

2/2/2014 - The Seahawks Cannot Be Stopped

2/2/2014 - Crying Broncos Kid Is The Face Of The Super Bowl

2/2/2014 - Dumb People Mad At Multilingual "America The Beautiful" Coca-Cola Ad

2/2/2014 - Seahawks Take The Second-Half Kickoff Back For A Touchdown

2/2/2014 - Peyton Manning Throws Brutal Pick-Six

2/2/2014 - Desmond Bryant Is Not Happy With His Seats At The Super Bowl

2/2/2014 - Cuuuuuuuubes! (Is A Liar)

2/2/2014 - Super Bowl Starts With Safety

2/2/2014 - Joe Namath's Coin Toss Intercepted By Referee

2/2/2014 - Watch Renée Fleming Blow Away Every Previous National Anthem Rendition

2/2/2014 - Golf Fans Now Shouting "Omaha" After Tee Shots

2/2/2014 - OK, Frank Caliendo's Richard Sherman Mockumentary Is Brilliant

2/2/2014 - Some Media Members Are Too Warm At The First Cold-Weather Super Bowl

2/2/2014 - Scenes From The Super Bowl Transit Nightmare

2/2/2014 - Taking The Train To The Super Bowl Is A Disaster

2/2/2014 - Skittles Pope!

2/2/2014 - CBS Broadcasts Wi-Fi Password For Secret Super Bowl Security Center

2/2/2014 - The End Of Weber State-Sacramento State Was Just Absurd

2/2/2014 - Chicago Columnist Picks Bears To Win Super Bowl

2/2/2014 - Lookin' Good, Gunslinger

2/2/2014 - Prepare To Get Ripped Off At The Super Bowl

2/2/2014 - Joe Thornton Shames Corey Crawford With Lovely Shootout Goal

2/2/2014 - Introducing Your Ultimate Super Bowl Dip Champion: Guacamole!

2/2/2014 - Jerry Seinfeld Leaves Adam Schefter Hanging

2/2/2014 - "Stone Cold" Matt Stairs Chugs Beers At Wing Bowl

2/2/2014 - Why The Denver Broncos Are In The Super Bowl

2/2/2014 - Here's Roger Goodell Spinning A Yarn About Player Health

2/2/2014 - You're Eating It Wrong: Chicken Wings

2/2/2014 - Awkward Super Bowl Interviews Have More Insight Than Most Of Media Day

2/2/2014 - Peyton Manning Somehow Isn't The Unanimous MVP

2/2/2014 - Former Ref Says He Had 15-16 Death Threats After Controversial Call

2/2/2014 - San Diego TV Station Airs Unsettling Photo In Super Bowl Weather Forecast

2/2/2014 - Cal Ends #1 Arizona's Unbeaten Season With Last-Second Jumper

2/1/2014 - Luis Scola Wins Game By Inbounding The Ball Off Paul Pierce's Ass

2/1/2014 - What In The Fuck Is Going On Here?

2/1/2014 - Duke Forces Overtime At Syracuse In Wild End Of Regulation

2/1/2014 - Ray Guy Elected To Pro Football Hall Of Fame

2/1/2014 - Deadspin Up All Night: Superficial Things

2/1/2014 - Here's The Worst Thing Said About Marshawn Lynch This Week

2/1/2014 - UFC 169 And The Art Of Negative Marketing

2/1/2014 - Waste Management Phoenix Open

2/1/2014 - Tracy McGrady Wants To Play Baseball

2/1/2014 - Guy Fieri In An Enormous T-Shirt With Joe Montana

2/1/2014 - Dead Boxer's Body Propped Up In Fake Boxing Ring For Wake

2/1/2014 - Former NFLer: "Every Guy Who Played Should Have Insurance. We Don't."

2/1/2014 - Drunk Dude Sings Lil Jon's "Get Low" On D.C. Metro

2/1/2014 - Doctor Predicts Tom Brady And Patriots Will Win The Super Bowl

2/1/2014 - It Is Time To Crown The Ultimate Super Bowl Dip. VOTE VOTE VOTE!

2/1/2014 - How To Make Wings, Instead Of Letting The Pizza Dude Do It For You

2/1/2014 - Brooklyn Nets Hold Kevin Durant To Just 26 Points

2/1/2014 - Weatherman: "But The Seacocks, They Have A Chance, Too"

2/1/2014 - The Dick Vitale Concert Series: Barry Manilow

2/1/2014 - You're Not Going To Be Able To Have Any Fun In The Sochi Bathrooms

2/1/2014 - Terrence Ross, In The Pepsi Center, With The Authority