12/31/2018 - Floyd Mayweather's "Fight" With A Japanese Kickboxing Prodigy Was Dumber Than Anyone Could Have Hoped For

12/31/2018 - Deadspin Up! All Night: Waiting For A New Year

12/31/2018 - The Jets Failed To Clean House

12/31/2018 - Everything That Should Die In 2019

12/31/2018 - These NFL Coaches Sucked Enough To Get Fired This Year

12/31/2018 - For Better And Worse, Marvin Lewis Was The Bengals

12/31/2018 - Eagles’ Third-String QB Throws Touchdown Pass, Negotiates With Kid To Get Football Back

12/31/2018 - The College Football Coaching Carousel Is Busted

12/31/2018 - Raiders Hire Mike Mayock, The TV Man

12/31/2018 - Dan Snyder Doesn't Get It

12/30/2018 - Nick Foles Has Done It Again, Of Course

12/30/2018 - Lamar Jackson And The Retooled Ravens Completed Their Romp To The Playoffs

12/30/2018 - Tom Coughlin Rips Leonard Fournette And T.J. Yeldon For Sitting On The Bench All Day

12/30/2018 - Raiders Refuse To Let Season End Without One Last Humiliation

12/30/2018 - Here Are Some Photos Of Tom Brady Taken Today

12/30/2018 - Kiko Alonso's Failed Dirty Hit Leads To Brawl, Ejection

12/30/2018 - Week 17 Is A Great Week To Watch Quarterbacks Catch Touchdowns

12/30/2018 - Matt Prater Earned All Seven Points With His First Career Passing Touchdown

12/30/2018 - Miami Head Coach Mark Richt Announces Shocking Retirement

12/30/2018 - Amanda Nunes's Destruction Of MMA's Most Feared Woman Was Shockingly Easy

12/30/2018 - It's Mutton Bustin' Chaos In Houston

12/30/2018 - John Wall's Busted Heel Has Officially Put The Wizards Out Of Their Misery

12/30/2018 - Report: Oh Dear God, The Titans Need Blaine Gabbert To Lead Them To The Playoffs

12/30/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Wanna Be Emaciated 

12/29/2018 - Alabama Did What Alabama Does To Oklahoma

12/29/2018 - Clemson Reminded Us That Notre Dame Is A Fraud

12/29/2018 - The Cotton Bowl Pregame Eagle Went Rogue All Over JerryWorld

12/29/2018 - Arsenal's Defense Is Still Complete Garbage

12/29/2018 - Justise Winslow Is Saving The Miami Heat's Season

12/29/2018 - Anthony Davis Has Not Been Traded Yet, Is Still Amazing At Basketball

12/28/2018 - Deadspin Up! All Night: Hang Your Brain Up In The Sky

12/28/2018 - Dallas Stars CEO Takes A Heaping Dump On His Team's Most Prominent Players

12/28/2018 - Please Stop Using Baseball To Describe Football

12/28/2018 - How Stupid And Toothless Does The NBA Now Look Trying To Manage This Shit

12/28/2018 - What Our Parents Thought Of Deadspin In 2018

12/28/2018 - Nevada Coach Jay Norvell Hath Donned The Blue Shirt Of Inspiration

12/28/2018 - Ben Simmons Keeps Dunking On Jazz Fans Over His Rookie Of The Year Win

12/28/2018 - Impact Wrestling Is Stuck In TV Purgatory And Facing A Bleak Future

12/28/2018 - Steelers Coordinator Says His Defense Will Have "A Problem" Covering A Guy Who's Been On Injured Reserve For Three Months

12/28/2018 - Alabama Football Player Stops Himself From Saying Something Interesting About Kyler Murray

12/28/2018 - Deadspin's Favorite Sports Moments From 2018

12/28/2018 - Tommy Pham Says The Rays Have "Really No Fan Base At All"

12/28/2018 - Jon Jones Throws A Hissy Fit After Reporter Asks About His Atypical Drug Test

12/28/2018 - Andrei Vasilevskiy Was Bug-Eyed With Disbelief At His Own Save

12/28/2018 - The Warriors Had Themselves Another Very Normal One

12/28/2018 - Referee Meltdown In Celtics-Rockets Surprisingly Has Nothing To Do With James Harden's Footwork

12/27/2018 - Dexter Lawrence Probably Should Have Skipped The Cotton Bowl

12/27/2018 - A Transformer Exploded In New York And The Videos Rule Extremely Hard

12/27/2018 - Let Us Enjoy A Nightmarishly On-Brand Overtime Period Between The Lowly Suns And The Dreary Magic

12/27/2018 - Won't Someone Please Think Of Dana White?

12/27/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Burbank Funk

12/27/2018 - Mamma Mia, That's A Spicy Own Goal!

12/27/2018 - Duke's Daniel Jones Gets Compared To Peyton Manning, Officially Enters The Pre-Draft Hype Cycle

12/27/2018 - The Hornets Pissed Away A Golden Chance At A Win In Hilarious Fashion

12/27/2018 - Temple Royally Fucked Up This Fake Punt

12/27/2018 - All The Times Lauren McCluskey Asked For Help Before She Was Murdered

12/27/2018 - The Strange Career Of Jeff Monson, American MMA Fighter Turned Russian Politician

12/27/2018 - Kyler Murray Suddenly Seems Interested In The NFL

12/27/2018 - ESPN Has Created Another Phony News Cycle Out Of Its Own Fart

12/27/2018 - You Can Only Grieve So Much

12/27/2018 - Inter Forced To Play Two Matches In Closed Stadium For Having Racist Shithead Fans

12/27/2018 - A Non-Exhaustive List Of Batshit Stuff That Happened During The Cal-TCU Bowl Game

12/27/2018 - Fuck Digital Tickets

12/27/2018 - The Best Things We Watched In 2018

12/27/2018 - How Are Russell Wilson And The Seahawks Doing This?

12/27/2018 - The Year In Sports Media Beef

12/27/2018 - Deadspin's Best Long Stories Of 2018

12/27/2018 - Surprise! Paul Pogba Is Still Really Damn Good 

12/27/2018 - Matt Patricia Is Always Late

12/27/2018 - This Is Almost Certainly The Worst Double-Pass Play You Will Ever See

12/27/2018 - Just Five Blissful Minutes Of Jon Gruden Stomping Around Shouting At People

12/26/2018 - Hassan Whiteside Has A Case Of Free Throw Yips

12/26/2018 - UFC Welterweight Alex Oliveira Blown Up By Grenade On Christmas Eve, Is Fine

12/26/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Mi Burrito Sabanero 

12/26/2018 - The Sad, Short Story Of The First Responder Bowl

12/26/2018 - The Best Things We Heard In 2018

12/26/2018 - Time To Check In On Jim McVay And His Ridiculous College Football Grift 

12/26/2018 - Nobody Wants To Host The Olympics Anymore

12/26/2018 - Manchester City Suddenly Have Their Backs Against The Wall

12/26/2018 - The Best Things We Read In 2018

12/26/2018 - Larry Fitzgerald Says Ndamukong Suh Poking Him In The Eyes Was Just "Clowning" 

12/26/2018 - Draymond Green Is Kind Of Killing The Warriors

12/26/2018 - A Christmas Story Subplots, Ranked

12/26/2018 - No One's Scared Of Ben Simmons

12/25/2018 - Could Trump Dodge A Shoe?

12/25/2018 - What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

12/25/2018 - Dwayne Harris Is A Special-Teams Genius

12/24/2018 - Texas High School Football Title Game Ends With A Pretty Sweet Hail Mary

12/24/2018 - Jets Deny That They'll Try To Woo Milk Fiend Jim Harbaugh

12/24/2018 - Skins Cut D.J. Swearinger After He's Honest About The Team's Crummy Defensive Coordinator

12/23/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

12/23/2018 - The Steelers Came Up Short One Too Many Times In Their Loss To The Saints

12/23/2018 - UFC 232 Moved From Las Vegas To Los Angeles After "Atypical" Jon Jones Drug Test 

12/23/2018 - Larry Fitzgerald Throws First Career Touchdown Pass

12/23/2018 - The Texans Lost, But At Least We Got To See This Amazing Deshaun Watson Escape Play

12/23/2018 - Demaryius Thomas Carted Off With Torn Achilles

12/23/2018 - The Lions Are Still Clueless On How To Defend A Hail Mary

12/23/2018 - Falcons Punter Matt Bosher Absolutely Demolishes Panthers Return Man

12/23/2018 - Jarvis Landry Unleashes Arm Cannon With 63-Yard Throw

12/23/2018 - Philly Legend Celebrates Touchdown With Local Fan

12/23/2018 - Cowboys DE Tyrone Crawford Hospitalized After Suffering Scary Neck Injury

12/23/2018 - Report: The Cardinals Will Fire Steve Wilks At The End Of His First Season

12/23/2018 - Jordan Pickford's Manuel Neuer Impression Ended In Disaster

12/23/2018 - Cops: Two LSU Players Being Robbed Shot And Killed Assailant In Self-Defense

12/23/2018 - Report: Patriots Created A Security Team To Prevent Josh Gordon From Relapsing

12/23/2018 - Taylor Lewan On Josh Norman: "It’s Not Our Fault You’re Not Relevant Anymore"

12/22/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: The Same Party Every Weekend

12/22/2018 - Army's Beatdown Of Houston Reached The "Punt From The Black Knights' 30" Stage

12/22/2018 - Towson's Solomon Uyaelunmo Throws Down Two-Handed Slam Into Wrong Basket

12/22/2018 - Report: Raiders Eyeing AT&T Park As Temporary Home Stadium For 2019

12/22/2018 - NBA Officials Ruined Two Great Posters With Two Soft Techs

12/22/2018 - RB Leipzig's Timo Werner Gets Early Christmas Present From Werder Bremen

12/22/2018 - LeBron James Has No Problem Calling NFL Owners Out On Their Bullshit

12/21/2018 - New Recording Allegedly Shows Rachael Ostovich's Husband Threatening To Murder Her

12/21/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Just Want You For My Own

12/21/2018 - Dodgers Deal Yasiel Puig To Reds In Otherwise Bleak Multi-Player Salary Dump

12/21/2018 - Spanish Rhythmic Gymnasts Competed In Bedazzled Concentration Camp-Style Leotards

12/21/2018 - Here Is A Heartwarming Video Of DeMarcus Cousins Dunking On Kevin Durant

12/21/2018 - Mark Cuban Shares Just The Most Exhausting Take On American Basketball

12/21/2018 - Brilliant Shithead Hatem Ben Arfa Is Yet Again Back From The Dead

12/21/2018 - High School Wrestling Ref Who Called Colleague The N-Word Makes Black Wrestler Cut Off His Dreadlocks 

12/21/2018 - Louis Riddick Shares His Extremely Smart Thoughts About Addiction And Mental Health

12/21/2018 - ESPN Got NBA General Managers To Fill Their Diapers Over LeBron James Answering A Question

12/21/2018 - Luka Dončić's Step-Back Jumper Is As Smooth As It Gets

12/21/2018 - The Biggest Backer Of A New D.C. Stadium For Dan Snyder Appears To Be In Some Serious Shit

12/21/2018 - How Did $5 Million Of Vince McMahon's Money Wind Up In The Trump Foundation?

12/21/2018 - Prosecutor Releases Scathing Report On Michigan State's "Culture Of Indifference"

12/21/2018 - Joe Gibbs's Skins Had A Beer Shed

12/21/2018 - Stephen A. Smith Shares His Extremely Dumb Thoughts About Addiction

12/21/2018 - Zion Williamson's Duke Is At Least Slightly Less Sanctimonious

12/21/2018 - This Year's Baseball Hall Of Famers Are Nearly Sure Things

12/21/2018 - Jon Gruden Hopes Nathan Peterman Is A Raider For A Long, Long Time

12/21/2018 - Zion Williamson Laughs And Hides His Face After Being Asked About Maybe Someday Joining The Knicks

12/20/2018 - Oh Wait, Never Mind, The Rockets Are Dead Again

12/20/2018 - Buddy Hield Got Two Years Older On One Birthday

12/20/2018 - Urban Meyer To Unironically Co-Teach A Class On Character And Leadership At Ohio State

12/20/2018 - Deadspin Up! All Night: You Were Searching

12/20/2018 - Dunking, Autofellating Otter At Oregon Zoo Dies At 20

12/20/2018 - Pat Bowlen's Wife Annabel Has Now Entered The Broncos Ownership Dispute

12/20/2018 - Novak Djokovic Is Yammering About Telepathy 

12/20/2018 - Cameron Jordan Is Trolling Ben Roethlisberger Now

12/20/2018 - Maryland Releases Videos From Offseason Workout Where Jordan McNair Died

12/20/2018 - Sweet, The NBA Season Is About To Start

12/20/2018 - Rick Pitino Settles For Coaching Gig In Greece, Just As I Have Settled For Life Without Power Over All Living Things

12/20/2018 - Heckler Gets Ejected After Blake Griffin Gets In His Face

12/20/2018 - Kelly Oubre Finally Got His Revenge Against Celtics Fans

12/20/2018 - Mark Cuban's Plan For Cleaning Up His #MeToo Mess: Hire A Woman To Do It For Him

12/20/2018 - Capitals-Penguins Will Never Get Old

12/20/2018 - Duquesne Coach Keith Dambrot Lost His Mind Over A Late Blocking Foul

12/20/2018 - That Might Be About It For Josh Gordon's NFL Career

12/20/2018 - Frank Solich Still Has Some Tricks Up His Sleeve

12/20/2018 - The Rockets Might Be Back, Dammit

12/19/2018 - The Knicks Are In The Freezing-And-Bloodied-And-Lying-In-Actual-Dog-Poop Stage Of Rebuilding

12/19/2018 - Tom Wilson Corrects The Record With Decisive Beatdown Of Jamie Oleksiak

12/19/2018 - MLB And Cuban Baseball Federation Reach Deal To Eliminate Defection And Smuggling Of Cuban Prospects

12/19/2018 - Indiana's Attorney General Is Investigating USA Gymnastics

12/19/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Sometimes Bad Can Do Some Good

12/19/2018 - ESPN Eats Its Own Tail Over The Faint Idea Of LeBron James And Anthony Davis Together

12/19/2018 - Dedric Lawson's Game Shouldn't Work, But It Does

12/19/2018 - A Brief Update On Drew

12/19/2018 - Visionary Brain Genius Elon Musk Has Invented The World's Worst And Most Expensive Subway

12/19/2018 - Unbeaten Buffalo May Not Be Big-Time, But They're No Fluke

12/19/2018 - Report: Prophecy Fulfilled As Raiders Sign Nathan Peterman

12/19/2018 - Video Shows Skins' Montae Nicholson Flooring Man With Knockout Punch [Update]

12/19/2018 - Skateboarding Gave Double-Amputee Felipe Nunes His Life Back

12/19/2018 - College Hoops' Most Brutal Losing Streak Is Over

12/19/2018 - LeBron's Photographic Recall Doubles As Good Parenting Tool

12/19/2018 - Donald Trump Has To Give Up Autographed Tim Tebow Gear He Bought With Charity Money. Sad!

12/19/2018 - Mother Of Addison Russell's Child Shares Details Of Mistreatment

12/19/2018 - Carrie Underwood's Sunday Night Football Theme Sucks And Nobody Should Kiss Her Sensitive Ass

12/19/2018 - Nikola Jokic's Doughy Shoulders Can Carry The Load

12/19/2018 - Report: Oh God Yes, Jon Gruden Is "Very High" On Nathan Peterman

12/18/2018 - Mason Plumlee Did What Now?

12/18/2018 - Jarrett Allen Summons Hysterical Strength To Stuff LeBron James

12/18/2018 - Zion Williamson Bonked His Forehead On The Damn Backboard

12/18/2018 - Penny Hardaway Tells Rick Barnes "Get The Fuck Out Of Here" After Feisty Press Conference

12/18/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Sure Is Strange

12/18/2018 - Bucs Consider The Strategy Of Throwing Even More Picks

12/18/2018 - How On God's Green Earth Did This Ball Not Go In?

12/18/2018 - The Real Star Of Mike Piazza's Doomed Foray Into Italian Soccer Is His Wife

12/18/2018 - I Can't Stop Thinking About Jim Nantz Calling Tom Brady "Mr. Cool"

12/18/2018 - Cubs Owners Discussed Moving Team Out Of Chicago During Beef With Mayor 

12/18/2018 - Former Marlins President David Samson Taunts Fleeced Taxpayers: "$1.2 Billion. Fuck You!"

12/18/2018 - Spencer Dinwiddie Is A Refreshing Change Of Pace From The Standard Brandbot Athlete

12/18/2018 - Everywhere Is Gross

12/18/2018 - High School Football Coach And Catholic Priest Derail Funeral Of Teen Who Killed Himself

12/18/2018 - It's No Fun To Get Stuck Between Superstars

12/18/2018 - Ass Team Of The Week: The Lions Finally Crapped Their Season Into The Toilet

12/18/2018 - Devin Booker Joins Rich Tradition Of Humiliating Enes Kanter

12/18/2018 - James Harden Did A New Thing To Infuriate Everyone

12/18/2018 - CC Sabathia Got To Curse Out The Rays And Got His $500,000 Bonus

12/18/2018 - José Mourinho's Failed Tenure At Manchester United Is Finally Over

12/17/2018 - Report: The Tessitore-Witten-McFarland Trio Will Be Back For The 2019 NFL Season

12/17/2018 - Taj Gibson's Loose Shoe Temporarily Becomes Important Defensive Weapon

12/17/2018 - Kerfuffle Erupts Between Thunder And Bitter, Tightly-Wound Bulls

12/17/2018 - Maniac Football Coach Teams With Maniac Basketball Player To Deliver Watered-Down Gordon Gekko Speech To Impressionable Young Browns

12/17/2018 - Dan Hooker Took Just So Much Punishment From Edson Barboza

12/17/2018 - Dave Joerger Wildly Overshoots The Mark While Clarifying Excessively Pro-Luka Dončić Comments

12/17/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: The Very Thought Of You

12/17/2018 - The New MLS Playoff Format Is A Disaster In Waiting

12/17/2018 - Man, Vance Joseph Really Messed That One Up

12/17/2018 - Kelly Slater Pulled Off A Miraculous Mid-Wave Recovery After Falling Off His Board

12/17/2018 - This Is How Liverpool Will Win The Premier League

12/17/2018 - The Worst Couple In Media Is Writing A Book 

12/17/2018 - Don't Get Too Hopeful About James Dolan Selling The Knicks

12/17/2018 - Marcus Peters Goes Into The Stands To Shut Down Heckler [Update]

12/17/2018 - The Flyers Are Throwing A Hail Mary

12/17/2018 - Katie Compton Is An All-Time American Athlete

12/17/2018 - Jared Goff Is Really Struggling

12/17/2018 - Nothing Means Anything, But John Wall Was Great Last Night

12/17/2018 - Please Enjoy This Nikola Jokic-Ass Layup

12/17/2018 - American Soccer Is Fine

12/17/2018 - Oh No, Corey Crawford Has Another Concussion

12/17/2018 - Jaguars Junction: Week 15

12/17/2018 - Audacious Clown Tries To Win Back $100 In Daily Fantasy Losses, By Going To Court Twice

12/17/2018 - Here's The Champions League Round Of 16 Draw

12/17/2018 - The Seahawks Crapped The Bed

12/16/2018 - Hmm, The Patriots Are Supposed To Be Scary In December

12/16/2018 - South Carolina Commit Zia Cooke Had An Incredibly Nasty 43-Point Game

12/16/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Tee Off When The Spirit Hit Me

12/16/2018 - Who The Hell Was Supposed To Catch This Pass?

12/16/2018 - Josh Johnson Was Alive, Healthy In Washington's Win Over The Jaguars

12/16/2018 - Sebastian Janikowski Knows His Limitations

12/16/2018 - Paul George Is In His Zone

12/16/2018 - Bills Defenders Force Timeout After Helmet And Jersey Won't Stop Smooching

12/16/2018 - Stephen Miller Now Has Exactly One Thing In Common With Carlos Boozer

12/16/2018 - Marcus Mariota Brings Alec Ogletree To His Knees With Powerful Block

12/16/2018 - Khalil Mack Uses His Butt To Earn Half A Sack

12/16/2018 - Alex Ovechkin Has Not Been Fucking Suck This Year

12/16/2018 - Blackhawks Mascot Gets Into A Wrestling Match With A Fan

12/16/2018 - LeBron And Lonzo Post A Rare Double Triple-Double 

12/16/2018 - Stanford Apologizes For Volleyball Team's Drawing Of Tree Sticking Up Herbie Husker

12/16/2018 - The Browns Are Respectable, And That's Already A Major Achievement

12/15/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him

12/15/2018 - Arizona State's Manny Wilkins Has Got To Stop Attempting Hurdles

12/15/2018 - Swiss Skier Hospitalized After Horror Crash At World Cup Downhill 

12/15/2018 - Doug Christie Was Pretty Horny For This Steph Curry Crossover

12/15/2018 - Suns And Wizards Get Their Shit Together Long Enough To Complete Trevor Ariza Trade

12/15/2018 - Serbian Soccer Fans Barrage Linesman With Snowballs, Force Stoppage Of Play

12/15/2018 - An NBA Trade Just Fell Apart Because Someone Confused Two Guys Named Brooks

12/14/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Shine On

12/14/2018 - Bill Fralic Was A Real-Life Incredible Hulk

12/14/2018 - This Lengthy Markelle Fultz Update Is A Real Bummer

12/14/2018 - Reports: Dan Snyder Is Conspiring With Congressional Republicans And The White House To Screw D.C. Residents

12/14/2018 - As Ring Of Honor Closes The Book On 2018, A New Startup Wrestling Promotion Looms

12/14/2018 - This Obscure College Basketball Game Had A Nutty Finish

12/14/2018 - This Nightmarish Bulls Season Appears To Be Wearing On Poor Horace Grant

12/14/2018 - Dead Letters: "You Are Truly In A Deadspin"

12/14/2018 - James Harden Irritated The Lakers Into A 50-Point Triple-Double

12/14/2018 - The Difference In The East Could Be Andrei Vasilevskiy

12/14/2018 - They Said It Could Only Be Done On The Equinox

12/14/2018 - The Chargers Clinched A Playoff Berth In Extremely Ballsy Fashion

12/13/2018 - Suns Owner Robert Sarver Refutes Report Of Relocation Threat, Says The Suns "Are Not Leaving Phoenix"

12/13/2018 - I Hate That This Incredible Keenan Allen Catch Didn't Count

12/13/2018 - Report: Anonymous Executive Says "That Whole Anthem Issue" Will Keep Bruce Maxwell Out Of Baseball

12/13/2018 - BONK

12/13/2018 - Mark Davis Orchestrated Amari Cooper Trade That He Believes The Raiders Will Regret

12/13/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: They Want You

12/13/2018 - Celtics' Robert Williams Is Fine Being Called "Time Lord," But Danny Ainge Wants Better For Him

12/13/2018 - Phoenix Woman Dunks On Suns Owner Robert Sarver At City Council Meeting

12/13/2018 - Blues Add Puppy To Practice So Hopefully Players Will Stop Fighting

12/13/2018 - How The Patriots Screwed Up In The Miami Miracle

12/13/2018 - Not All Ice Sports Are Created Equal

12/13/2018 - Disgruntled Villanova Freshman Jahvon Quinerly Apologizes For Fake-Hacking His Own Instagram

12/13/2018 - The Baseball Hall Of Fame Is Now In The Remembering Some Guys Business

12/13/2018 - Report: Carson Wentz Has A Fractured Vertebra

12/13/2018 - No One Knows Where The Raiders Are Going To Play Next Season

12/13/2018 - Get To Know The Vermin In And Around Your Stadium Food

12/13/2018 - The Raptors Didn't Even Need Kawhi Leonard To Punk The Warriors In Oakland

12/13/2018 - I Don't Think Stephen A. Smith Watches Much Football

12/13/2018 - Warriors Accuse Athletic Writer Of Fabricating Steph Curry “Tranny Sex Tape” Joke [Update]

12/13/2018 - Irish Rugby's Mike McCarthy: Please Specify That It Is I Who Should Not Be Coaching The Green Bay Packers

12/13/2018 - Report: "Narcissistic Sociopath" D.J. Durkin Is A Consultant At Alabama Now

12/13/2018 - Paulo Dybala Learns What It's Like To Play With Cristiano Ronaldo

12/13/2018 - Everything's Going Great With The Skins, Why Do You Ask?

12/13/2018 - The Flames Can't Keep Winning Like This, But It's Going To Be Fun To Watch Them Try

12/13/2018 - Pacers Fans Play The Most Infuriating Game Of Tic-Tac-Toe In Human History

12/13/2018 - Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He's Angry Enough To Hit You

12/13/2018 - Spencer Dinwiddie Channels His Inner Steph Curry, Torches The 76ers

12/12/2018 - Former NBPA Union President And New Sparks Head Coach Derek Fisher Joins Up With A Shady Luxury Lending Outfit

12/12/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Oooh Ahhh

12/12/2018 - Thomas Müller Sent Off For Karate-Kicking Opponent Upside The Head Like A True Maniac

12/12/2018 - It Must Suck So Hard To Be A Manchester United Fan

12/12/2018 - The Barstool Sports Gang Had A Blackface Whoopsie

12/12/2018 - Steph Curry Acknowledges Dark Side Of Moon Truthering, Says It Was A Joke

12/12/2018 - Larry Nassar Helped Draft USA Gymnastics' Sexual Misconduct Policies

12/12/2018 - Report: The Clippers Desperately Want Kawhi Leonard To Know They Like Him

12/12/2018 - The Oilers Suddenly Have Everything They Could Want

12/12/2018 - Baseball's Hall Of Fame Was Busted Long Before Harold Baines Got In

12/12/2018 - Suns Owner Robert Sarver Threatens To Move The Team If He Can't Bully Phoenix Out Of More Money

12/12/2018 - All The Writers You See In Deadspin Videos Are Actually Me In A Green Screen Suit

12/12/2018 - Finally, A Philly Team Beat Villanova

12/12/2018 - WTA Clarifies Rules, Clears The Way For Serena Williams's Catsuit And Leggings Of All Kinds

12/12/2018 - The Intrafamily Squabble For Ownership Of The Broncos Is Only Getting Uglier

12/12/2018 - Peter King Graced The Deadspin Awards With His Beer Expertise

12/12/2018 - The Ravens Are Lamar Jackson's Team Now

12/12/2018 - Daniel Radcliffe Once Again Presented The Deadspin Award For Worst Tweet Of 2018

12/12/2018 - The Deadspin Awards Have Happened For The Third Time

12/12/2018 - Conservative Gays Need To Shut The Fuck Up

12/12/2018 - More Than You Probably Wanted To Know About The Rules On A Puck Hitting A Ref's Dick And Balls

12/12/2018 - It's Pretty Messed Up That The Red Sox Might Be Shedding Payroll

12/11/2018 - Kawhi Leonard Has No Time For Your Damn Holiday Cheer

12/11/2018 - Goal Disallowed After Puck Ricochets Off Unfortunate Referee's Dick And Balls

12/11/2018 - Jimmy Butler: I Pooped On My Timberwolves Teammates Even Worse Than You Thought

12/11/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: It's Mad Drama

12/11/2018 - Here Are Some Of The Interesting And Horrifying Revelations From The Larry Nassar Report

12/11/2018 - Nicki Minaj Has Beef With, Uh, Former Giants QB Jesse Palmer [Update]

12/11/2018 - World-Famous Atlanta Strip Club Welcomes In A Little-Known Soccer Trophy For Some Booty Dancing

12/11/2018 - Oakland Sues Raiders And NFL, Which Could Bring An Even Earlier End To Team's Time In Bay Area

12/11/2018 - Dang, I Guess They Have "Oat Milk" Now?

12/11/2018 - What The Hell Happened With Ben Roethlisberger On Sunday?

12/11/2018 - Napoleon The Racing Corgi Crushes All Challengers, Is A Very Good Boy 

12/11/2018 - How Did Donald Trump Propose?

12/11/2018 - Ousmane Dembélé Clowns Two Tottenham Defenders And Dunks The Ball Into The Net

12/11/2018 - No Offense, But Adam Ottavino Would Make Babe Ruth Look Like A Sack Of Pig Assholes

12/11/2018 - Despised Coach Of Chicago Bulls, On Task Force Designed To Mitigate His Failings: "I'm Jacked Up"

12/11/2018 - Paul George's Two-Way Brilliance Has The Thunder Kicking Ass

12/11/2018 - Temple's Interim Head Coach Is Fired The Hell Up To Play A Bowl Game In Shreveport 

12/11/2018 - Report: White Sox Acquire Starting Pitcher

12/11/2018 - Blues Players Just Straight Up Start Whaling On Each Other In Practice

12/11/2018 - Joel Embiid, Who Has A Migraine And Diarrhea: “I Have A Migraine And Diarrhea”

12/11/2018 - Vikings Fire Passing-Only Offensive Coordinator John DeFilippo

12/11/2018 - Arbitrator Lifts Ban On Taekwondo Star Steven Lopez After Woman Who Accused Him Of Sexual Abuse Declines To Testify

12/11/2018 - Can Seattle's NHL Team Recapture Vegas's Magic?

12/11/2018 - Of Course Lionel Messi Has Become A Master Of Free Kicks

12/11/2018 - Ass Team Of The Week: Washington Sucked Down A Doo-Doo Milkshake On Purpose

12/11/2018 - LeBron Manages To Accidentally Torment Knicks Fans During Dwyane Wade's Farewell

12/11/2018 - The Mets Are Ready To Get Weird

12/10/2018 - Bulls Rudely Mocked For Jim Boylen's Practice Schedule Following Another Ugly Loss

12/10/2018 - Russell Wilson, What, And Why, And What

12/10/2018 - Nationals Somehow Add New Layers Of Humiliation To Loss Of Bryce Harper

12/10/2018 - Deadspin Up! All Night: Put Your Money On Me

12/10/2018 - MMA Writer Exposed As Child Pornography Collector [Update]

12/10/2018 - Normal Man Donald Trump Hilariously Fucks Up Army-Navy Coin Toss

12/10/2018 - Raiders Fire GM Reggie McKenzie, Ideally Giving Jon Gruden Unlimited Power

12/10/2018 - Ropes & Gray Nassar Investigation Paints Damning Picture Of USOC And USA Gymnastics [Update]

12/10/2018 - It Only Took Four Bears To Make Jared Goff Look Like A Chump

12/10/2018 - Steph Curry Pulls Up From 238,900 Miles, Denies Moon Landing

12/10/2018 - The Bucs Had A Punt Blocked By A QB Named Taysom

12/10/2018 - Leonard Fournette Says The Heckler He Threatened To Beat Up Called Him A Racial Slur

12/10/2018 - Paul Konerko Has A Good Bad Idea For The Hall Of Fame

12/10/2018 - Guy At Knicks Game Unwisely Tries To Get Team Staffer To Sit Down By Tugging On His Coat

12/10/2018 - Frank Ntilikina Gave The Knicks A "Please Don't Trade Me" Game

12/10/2018 - Chelsea Ban Four Fans In Conjunction With Alleged Racist Abuse Of Raheem Sterling

12/10/2018 - The Bears' Trick Play Was A Work Of Beefy Genius

12/10/2018 - Cristiano Ronaldo Is Glad He No Longer Plays With Selfish Assholes Like Cristiano Ronaldo

12/10/2018 - Report: Obnoxious Hardman Jim Boylen Nearly Drove The Bulls To Mutiny In Less Than A Week

12/10/2018 - Really? These Fuckin' Guys?

12/10/2018 - A Note On Drew

12/10/2018 - The Miami Miracle Was 12 Years In The Making

12/9/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Dreaming Of The Last Time That You Said You Wanted To Dance

12/9/2018 - Steelers Waste Amazing Hook-And-Ladder Play Against Raiders With Smelly Wet Fart

12/9/2018 - Buzzkill Cowboys Get In The Way Of Eagles' Group Touchdown Celebration

12/9/2018 - Mark Sanchez Did Not, In Fact, Know The Offense

12/9/2018 - Dolphins Topple Patriots On Miraculous, Nice Walkoff Lateral Play

12/9/2018 - Boca Juniors Take Copa Libertadores Lead Via This Absolutely Gorgeous Nahitan Nández Pass

12/9/2018 - I Can't Stop Watching These Crazy Pat Mahomes Passes

12/9/2018 - Some Basketball Stuff The Chicago Bulls Did While The Boston Celtics Were Beating The Stuffing Out Of Them

12/9/2018 - Packers' Joe Philbin Runs Out Of Challenges 83 Seconds Into The Game

12/9/2018 - Raheem Sterling Calls Out Newspapers For "Fueling Racism" After Allegedly Dealing With Racial Abuse At Chelsea

12/9/2018 - Luka Dončić Went Nuts For Two Minutes And Crushed The Rockets

12/9/2018 - Report: Jason Garrett Attempted To Improve Monday Night Football

12/9/2018 - Atlanta United's MLS Cup Victory Ends Michael Parkhurst's Agonizing Championship Drought

12/9/2018 - Cross Country Runner Faceplants Across Finish Line

12/8/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Baby, We Were Born To Die

12/8/2018 - Officials At Army-Navy Needed 8 Minutes To Review A 2-Yard Run

12/8/2018 - Stupid Rules Prevent Former UCLA Player From Winning Free Car After Winning Promotional Contest

12/8/2018 - AHL Broadcast Becomes Awkward After Play-By-Play Guy Learns On Air That His Color Commentator Lost His Coaching Job 

12/8/2018 - Will Grier To Skip Meaningless Exhibition Game And Focus On 2019 NFL Draft Instead

12/8/2018 - We Regret To Inform You That Jimmy Butler's Presence Has Frustrated Another Young Center

12/8/2018 - Northern Michigan Ices Game Against Rivals With First Goalie Goal In Program History

12/7/2018 - American Figure Skater Crashes Headfirst Into The Ice, Referee Allows Her To Continue

12/7/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Smokin' In The Boys Room

12/7/2018 - The Kid Who Previously Lived Near Akron Has Returned

12/7/2018 - Steven Adams Debuts Actual Voice

12/7/2018 - Thank God David Silva's Hair Transplant Is Finally Taking Root

12/7/2018 - Josh Sargent Makes Strong Case For Wonderteenhood By Scoring On His Bundesliga Debut

12/7/2018 - Nationals Owner Mark Lerner On Bryce Harper: "I Really Don't Expect Him To Come Back"

12/7/2018 - New York Times Curls Up On Rob Manfred's Lap 

12/7/2018 - Reports: Tenshin Nasukawa To Box American In Exhibition Match

12/7/2018 - Dynamite Kid Leaves Behind One Of Pro Wrestling's Most Complicated Legacies

12/7/2018 - Hugh Freeze: "[Jesus Christ] Is The Only One I've Ever Met Who Can Handle My Junk"

12/7/2018 - The Knicks Are Patting Frank Ntilikina's Head And Telling Him To Wait Over Here While Mommy Rings The Convent Doorbell

12/7/2018 - Here Is An Extremely Weird Baseball Hall Of Fame Ballot

12/7/2018 - Former Major Leaguers Luis Valbuena, Jose Castillo Killed In Car Crash

12/7/2018 - Welcome To Football Hell

12/7/2018 - Report: Liberty Hires Hugh Freeze, Because Of Course They Would

12/7/2018 - Elias Pettersson Made Another Sick-Ass Play

12/7/2018 - The Suns Are Melting Down

12/7/2018 - Rudy Gobert Flipped Out And Got Ejected Three Minutes Into The Game

12/7/2018 - Derrick Henry Went Old School And Embarrassed The Jaguars

12/6/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: And It Seems So Real

12/6/2018 - Sleepy Dad LeBron Got His Rest And The Spurs Paid The Price

12/6/2018 - Here’s Bill Walton On Jay-Z, The Pacific Northwest, And Ex-Idaho Sen. Larry Craig’s “Wide Stance”

12/6/2018 - The Diamondbacks Dealt Paul Goldschmidt For Peanuts

12/6/2018 - No One Knows Who Doped These Sled Dogs

12/6/2018 - Reports: Alex Smith's Leg Surgery Led To Serious Infection

12/6/2018 - Elissa Ennis Details How She Says Reuben Foster Abused Her, Alleges 49ers Tried To Discredit Her To Police

12/6/2018 - Zion Williamson Is Human

12/6/2018 - Rui Hachimura Hit The Game-Winner For Gonzaga And Is On His Way To Being A Household Name

12/6/2018 - Paul George Led A Wild Comeback Against The Sorry-Ass Nets

12/5/2018 - Report: Cleveland PD Launch Investigation Into How NFL Obtained Kareem Hunt's Police Report

12/5/2018 - Hassan Whiteside Claims He Wasn't Mad, Just Had To Use The Bathroom When He Left The Bench Early

12/5/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Want to Break Free

12/5/2018 - USA Gymnastics Files For Bankruptcy Amid Legal Challenges With Larry Nassar's Victims

12/5/2018 - George H.W. Bush Happily Watching From Heaven As Houston Gets XFL Team, Says Dope

12/5/2018 - Crystal Palace's Training Ground Kitchen Given Zero-Star Food Hygiene Rating After Mouse Infestation

12/5/2018 - Ohio State Loses Two Commitments From 2020 Class In Wake Of Urban Meyer's Retirement

12/5/2018 - An American Surfer Goes Rogue To Claim The Baltic Sea's "Last Wave"

12/5/2018 - Merril Hoge's Book Is As Desperate As The People Who Need Him To Be Right

12/5/2018 - The UFC Is Either Stupid Or Evil

12/5/2018 - De'Aaron Fox Gets In On The NBA's Shammgod Epidemic

12/5/2018 - Washington's Quarterback Situation Goes From Bad To Worse To Josh Johnson

12/5/2018 - Ryan Reaves Injured Tom Wilson On A Blindside Hit

12/4/2018 - Packers Shitcan Associate Head Coach Winston Moss Hours After Critical Tweet About Coaching Search 

12/4/2018 - Mike Locksley's Questionable Coaching Past Makes Him An Odd Hire For Maryland

12/4/2018 - NFL Puts Referee Who Allegedly Called Bills DE Jerry Hughes A "Bitch" On Administrative Leave

12/4/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: A Smoking Gun

12/4/2018 - Markelle Fultz's Shooting Form Diagnosed With Nerve Condition

12/4/2018 - Bills Release Kelvin Benjamin To Shed Dead Weight Off Roster

12/4/2018 - Steelers Fan Chokes Pregnant Chargers Fan During Scuffle 

12/4/2018 - Report: Brandon Browner Pleads No Contest To Attempted Murder, Sentenced To Eight Years In Prison

12/4/2018 - White Sox Attempt To Impress Bryce Harper By Introducing Him To Cleveland Indians Legend Jim Thome

12/4/2018 - What's The Worst Thing People Do In Office Bathrooms?

12/4/2018 - Good Job, Whoever's Doing These Beautifully Dumb Seahawks Videos

12/4/2018 - Monday Night’s Best Football Game Was Between Mascots

12/4/2018 - Cal State Northridge Basketball Fan Shrieks Like She's Dying During Free Throws

12/4/2018 - Joakim Noah Will Emerge From His Crypt, Sign With The Grizzlies

12/4/2018 - Ronaldo's Sisters Should Probably Chill Out 

12/4/2018 - Ass Team Of The Week: The Indianapolis Colts Went Down Like A Bunch Of Chumps

12/4/2018 - The NHL Is Coming To Seattle

12/4/2018 - Sportswriters Are Too Outraged By Kareem Hunt To Bother To Learn What Domestic Violence Is

12/4/2018 - Trae Young Doesn't Have To Be The Next Steph Curry

12/4/2018 - Heroic Doggy Keeper Rescues Blundering Human Keeper With Great, Adorable Save

12/4/2018 - Red Sox Will Visit White House

12/4/2018 - Urban Meyer Resigns, You Know The Drill

12/4/2018 - Nikola Jokic Is An Artist

12/3/2018 - Colt McCoy Injury Opens Door For Mark Sanchez, With Predictable Results

12/3/2018 - Dopey Team Does Cool Thing

12/3/2018 - Report: The Warriors Had To Wash Their Hands A Lot

12/3/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Don't Know How I'm Gonna Pay Rent

12/3/2018 - Kareem Hunt Was A Suspect In A Nightclub Assault In January [Update]

12/3/2018 - The Mariners Have Pulled The Plug

12/3/2018 - Jon Gruden Says He Knew He Couldn't Challenge Play That He Challenged

12/3/2018 - Tennis Channel Broadcaster, ATP Board Member Justin Gimelstob Denies Multiple Accusations Of Violence

12/3/2018 - David Moyes Is The Most Interested Man In The World

12/3/2018 - Jets Overcome 16-0 Lead With Thrilling Come-From-Ahead Loss

12/3/2018 - Luka Doncic Gets Pumped And Jacked About The NBA, Also Happens To Play In It

12/3/2018 - Fred Hoiberg's Disappointing, Forgettable Time With The Bulls Has Come To An End

12/3/2018 - The Texans' Reported Keys To Success Are So Stupid 

12/3/2018 - Tottenham Fan Arrested For Throwing Banana At Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

12/3/2018 - Two NFL Offensive Linemen Working Together Still Cannot Block Aaron Donald

12/3/2018 - This Is Too Many Stuffed Toys

12/3/2018 - Jaguars Junction: Week 13

12/3/2018 - Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt, Refuses To Stay Down

12/3/2018 - The NCAA Will Never Give UCF A Chance

12/3/2018 - Patrick Beverley Ejected After Throwing Ball At Fan He Says Told Him “Fuck Your Mother”

12/3/2018 - Bill Belichick Got Into It With Adam Thielen

12/3/2018 - Chargers Hit Game-Winning Field Goal Despite Steelers' Threepeat Of Offsides Block Attempts

12/2/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: We're Dying On The Inside

12/2/2018 - The Green Bay Packers Have Fired Mike McCarthy

12/2/2018 - Bills DE Jerry Hughes Screams At Ref For Calling Him A "Bitch" Then Claims Not To Remember Incident

12/2/2018 - Bears Take Giants To Overtime With Buzzer-Beating "Philly Special"

12/2/2018 - Look At This Bills-Ass Play 

12/2/2018 - Odell Beckham Jr. Slings Touchdown To Maintain Perfect Passing Record

12/2/2018 - Akiem Hicks Pulls Off Near-Perfect Imitation Of William "The Refrigerator" Perry To Score Fat Guy Touchdown

12/2/2018 - Jalen Ramsey To Andrew Luck: Sike!

12/2/2018 - A.J. Green Carted Off After Non-Contact Foot Injury [Update]

12/2/2018 - Jurgen Klopp Invades Pitch And Leaps Into Keeper's Arms After Late Liverpool Winner 

12/2/2018 - Tortured Hiring Process For USMNT Coaching Job Finally Ends The Way Everyone Knew It Would

12/2/2018 - Kareem Hunt In ESPN Interview: "I Realized What I Did Once I Saw The Video"

12/2/2018 - Reports: NFL Really Fucking Botched The Kareem Hunt Investigation [Update]

12/2/2018 - Tyson Fury Would Not Stay Down, Fights To A Draw With Deontay Wilder In Heavyweight Championship

12/1/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Corona

12/1/2018 - Report: School Officials Determine High School Football Players Caught Running Nude With An Oreo Between Their Ass Cheeks Were Not Hazed

12/1/2018 - Mario Hezonja Steps Over A Fallen Giannis Antetokounmpo After Breakaway Dunk

12/1/2018 - William Nylander Ends Holdout, Agrees To Six-Year Deal With Maple Leafs

12/1/2018 - Oklahoma's Grant Calcaterra Makes Impressive One-Handed Touchdown Catch To Ice Big 12 Championship

12/1/2018 - Tua Tagovailoa Admits In Tone-Deaf College Gameday Segment That His Dad Would Beat Him With A Belt After Bad Performances 

12/1/2018 - The Pac-12 Championship Ended With A Justified Shower Of Boos

12/1/2018 - James Harden Uses Incredible Defensive Awareness To Pull Off No-Look Steal

12/1/2018 - Table Tennis Guy Pulls Off The Last-Ditch Block Of A Lifetime