1/31/2012 - ESPN Wonders If "Parody" Is "Attributing" To College Basketball Upsets

1/31/2012 - Here's A Nifty Little Assist From An Egyptian Soccer Match Today

1/31/2012 - "Somebody Fucking Go": Broadcaster Mocks Dion Phaneuf's Girly Voice When He Thinks He's In Commercial

1/31/2012 - Oh, This Is An Unfortunate Headline

1/31/2012 - This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

1/31/2012 - The Million-Dollar Drexel University LSD Bust: A Slideshow

1/31/2012 - If This Drunk Canadian Just Kept His Mouth Shut, His Hat Wouldn't Have Gotten Pissed On

1/31/2012 - Sorry Giants Fans, Chad McGhee Thinks The Patriots Will Dominate Your Team In The Super Bowl

1/31/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Let Us Know

1/31/2012 - Shawne Merriman Gave Away Super Bowl Tickets On Twitter, And Nobody Seemed To Care

1/31/2012 - Blood Writes: Fingers Aren't Supposed To Bend That Way

1/31/2012 - Joe Frazier's Youngest Son Claims Frazier Told Him He Was Poisoned Two Months Before His Death

1/31/2012 - Comments Of The Fortnight-Ish: Blood Week Edition

1/31/2012 - Justin Tuck's Nerves Had Him Throwing Up During The Super Bowl

1/31/2012 - Bill Belichick Was Once A Starter Jacket Model

1/31/2012 - Meet The Next Generation Of NFL Analysts You'll Probably Wind Up Hating

1/31/2012 - After The Scalpel, Out Come The Knives For Peyton Manning

1/31/2012 - A Madman Handcuffed Himself To The Goal During The Everton-Manchester City Match

1/31/2012 - Jose Bautista Might Have Been Exaggerating When He Said He's Been Tested For PEDs 16 Times In Two Years

1/31/2012 - Jerry Sandusky Will Soon Learn The Names Of His 10 Accusers

1/31/2012 - Blood Writes: Beware The Drunken Straggler Who Wanders Onto Your Deck And Falls Off

1/31/2012 - Coming To Grips With Your Sexless Adulthood

1/31/2012 - Why Are Ray Lewis And Friday Night Lights' Peter Berg Shilling For The NFL On Player Safety?

1/31/2012 - Here's The Most Gruesome MMA Injury We've Ever Seen, And We're Going To Go Throw Up Now (UPDATE: Fake!)

1/31/2012 - Kevin Hart, Who Lied About Being Recruited, Says He's Being Recruited

1/31/2012 - Blood Writes: The Dangers Of Dishwashing

1/31/2012 - Blood Writes: What's The Medical Term For A Broken Face?

1/31/2012 - Dave McKenna: I Just Wanted To Write About Dan Snyder Selling Beer In The Bathroom

1/31/2012 - Internet Correction: Ice Cube's "Good Day" Was Actually Nov. 30, 1988

1/31/2012 - Very Short Debate: Was Blake Griffin's Dunk Last Night A Dunk?

1/31/2012 - The Claim That Laurie Fine Had Sex With Syracuse Players Is Now In The Court Record

1/31/2012 - Skip Schumaker's New Baseball Card Features The Rally Squirrel

1/31/2012 - Russell Westbrook's Dunk Attempt Did Not Go As Smoothly As Blake Griffin's

1/31/2012 - How To Survive A Concussion In An MMA Fight

1/31/2012 - Grading The NFL Pundits: Yahoo's Mike Silver Is The Best, And ESPN's Adam Schefter Is The Worst

1/31/2012 - Blake Griffin Just Dunked On The Entire Perkins Family Tree

1/30/2012 - Hand Trying To Win Job

1/30/2012 - This Weekend's Ironman Series Event In Australia Featured Nudity

1/30/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Time Marches On

1/30/2012 - Blood Writes: When Kicking The Bottle Goes Wrong

1/30/2012 - Tim Thomas Has Not Voted Since 2004

1/30/2012 - Blood Writes: It's Not Smart For A Taekwondo Beginner To Spar With A Black Belt

1/30/2012 - Ricky Rubio Talks Some Olympic Trash To Kobe Bryant: "You Know You're Getting The Silver Medal"

1/30/2012 - The Gayest (And Straightest) Super Bowl Halftime Shows

1/30/2012 - Homemade Infographic: What Were The Gayest (And Straightest) Super Bowl Halftime Shows?

1/30/2012 - Blood Writes: Surviving A Car Accident With Bloody Faces

1/30/2012 - Greg Schiano Says He "Never Even Thought About Leaving Rutgers" Until He Did

1/30/2012 - Here's The AOL Column That Got Bill Simmons Hired By ESPN, In Which He Calls The ESPYs A "TV Holocaust"

1/30/2012 - Torrey Pines Cut Kyle Stanley One Of Those Oversized Checks Before His Epic Collapse At No. 18

1/30/2012 - A Tour Of The Terrifying Downhill Ski Course That Will Rip Open Your Pelvis "Like A Book"

1/30/2012 - A Bicycle-Mounted LeBron James Photobombed The Miami Marathon

1/30/2012 - Pat Burrell Is Retiring, But "The Machine" Just Might Live On

1/30/2012 - A Horizon League Collision Left So Much Blood On The Court It Had To Be Scraped Off

1/30/2012 - Rudy Fernandez Beats Buzzer With Just The Tip

1/30/2012 - WPS Owners Vote To Cancel 2012 Season

1/30/2012 - ESPN Reports That Mike Vrabel Is Now Black And Filipino-American

1/30/2012 - Bristolmetrics: Joe Paterno Was Mentioned 116 Times On SportsCenter Last Week; Jerry Sandusky Was Mentioned 8 Times

1/30/2012 - Tim Tebow Stayed At A Vegas Hotel During A Porn Awards Extravaganza

1/30/2012 - Let's All Get Wasted At Patrick Kane's Coming-Out Party

1/30/2012 - The Carolina Panthers Logo Gets An Update

1/30/2012 - Carlos Boozer's Young Son Chants "Let's Go Heat" While Watching Boozer Play Against The Heat

1/30/2012 - Jon Heyman's Tweets Make Him Seem Like The Richest Man Alive

1/29/2012 - Shaun White Just Got The First Ever Perfect Score In SuperPipe—On His Victory Run

1/29/2012 - Please Get J.R. Smith Out Of China Before His Family Starts World War III

1/29/2012 - US Skier Claims She Was Disqualified From The X-Games For Sarah Burke Tribute [UPDATE]

1/29/2012 - 2012 NFL Pro Bowl Live Blog

1/29/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Waste Not, Want Not

1/29/2012 - Goalies Fight In Minor League Hockey Brawl, Announcers Herald "Mass Hysteria"

1/29/2012 - What Earned This On-Air Double-Bird From San Francisco's NBC Affiliate? News The Raiders Hired Dennis Allen

1/29/2012 - LeBron James Hurdled John Lucas To Complete This Alley-Oop

1/29/2012 - Alabama Fans Proudly Displaying Their Teabagging Pride On Shirts: "Bama Teabagged The Tigers"

1/29/2012 - NHL All-Star Game Open Thread

1/29/2012 - NFL Players Will Be Tweeting During The Pro Bowl Tonight

1/29/2012 - Woman Dumps Man Because He Has Cancer, Still Wants His Super Bowl Tickets

1/29/2012 - Butler Coach Brad Stevens Is Still Too Boyish To Look Anything But Ridiculous When Complaining To Refs

1/29/2012 - Elderly Irish Horse Trainer To TV Reporter On His First Big Win: "I'll Have Fuckin' Sex Tonight And Everything"

1/29/2012 - Liverpool And Manchester United Fans Engage In "A Good Bit Of Banter" Including Miming Like A Monkey

1/29/2012 - BYU Students Earned The Vaunted "Crowd Technical Foul" Last Night

1/29/2012 - Wolverines, Buckeyes And More: Your College Basketball Open Thread

1/29/2012 - Feds In South Carolina Using Same Law That Put Mike Vick Behind Bars To Target Cockfighters

1/29/2012 - Patrick Kane Proves That Superman Truly Is From Chicago

1/28/2012 - Chael Sonnen Continues To Confuse MMA With WWE

1/28/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Flap Your Lips

1/28/2012 - Former New York Rangers GM Neil Smith Wants The World To Know He Doesn't Suck "Nearly As Good As You"

1/28/2012 - Baseball Executives Continue To Show They Have No Idea How Baseball Works

1/28/2012 - Columbus Blue Jackets Owner Apologizes To Fans For Having A Terrible Team

1/28/2012 - Syracuse Holds Off West Virginia Thanks To A Blown Goaltending Call

1/28/2012 - Milwaukee Brewers Fans Are Just The Weirdest: A Fictionalized Doug Melvin Says Goodbye To Prince Fielder

1/28/2012 - Charles Oakley's Friends Want You To Let Him Cook In Your House

1/28/2012 - Todd Haley Might Not Get Paid

1/28/2012 - ESPNU Inadvertently Trolls Michigan Fans With Graphic Error

1/28/2012 - Johnnies, Dukies And More: Your College Basketball Open Thread

1/28/2012 - I Witnessed Carl Lewis Murder The National Anthem

1/28/2012 - Don Mattingly Beans a Bear And Other Trick Shots

1/28/2012 - Drew Brees And Doug Flutie Are Catching Waves At The Pro Bowl

1/27/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Take It Out

1/27/2012 - Tickets For Sunday's Nets Game Against The Raptors Can Be Yours For Just $.01

1/27/2012 - Almost Five Reasons To Watch The NHL All-Star Game, Which I Think Is Sunday

1/27/2012 - Rob Gronkowski's Father Has A History Of Saying Too Much About His Son

1/27/2012 - George Karl Says "There's No Question" LeBron Is Going To Win A Title

1/27/2012 - The Internet Has Discovered The Exact Day Featured In Ice Cube's "It Was A Good Day" [UPDATE]

1/27/2012 - A Graphic Guide To Understanding USA Today's Purchase Of The Big Lead

1/27/2012 - Tom Brady Gave All His Teammates Uggs To Celebrate Their Super Bowl Appearance [UPDATE: Or Did He?]

1/27/2012 - Cockblocked By Racial Stereotypes!

1/27/2012 - CBS Fires The Guy Who Reported Joe Paterno's Death Before It Happened

1/27/2012 - This Should Answer The Question Of Whether Alex Ovechkin Regrets Skipping The All-Star Game

1/27/2012 - Deadspin's Blood Week Begins Monday, And We Want Your Stories

1/27/2012 - UFC President Dana White Compares Anti-SOPA Activists To 9/11 Terrorists

1/27/2012 - The Prospects For Craig James's Senate Campaign Are Getting Even Worse

1/27/2012 - Patrick Witt Denies That Sexual Assault Claims Played Any Role In His Rhodes Scholarship Withdrawal

1/27/2012 - Metta World Peace Is Bored

1/27/2012 - The Best Way To Handle A Reporter's Dumb Question Is To Ask Him About His Wife's Infidelity

1/27/2012 - ShortCenter: It's All Hands On Deck For Irsay Vs. Manning

1/27/2012 - The Celtics Won A "Bar Fight," Kevin Garnett Shouts Repeatedly In Crazy Postgame Interview

1/26/2012 - The Winter X Games Are Underway, Which Means Gnarly Snowmobile Crashes

1/26/2012 - NC State's Lorenzo Brown Just Hit An 80-Foot Buzzer-Beater

1/26/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: And So It Goes

1/26/2012 - ESPN.com Solemnly Observes Joe Paterno's Funeral By Crashing A Jeep Through His Casket

1/26/2012 - Yale Quarterback Who Withdrew As Rhodes Scholar Did So Because He Was Accused Of Sexual Assault, Not Because Of The Harvard Game

1/26/2012 - Lefty Driesell Is Mad Because Maryland Named Its Court After Gary Williams

1/26/2012 - Teabagger Brian Downing's Lawyers: The Murder Rate Is Too Damn High To Worry About Teabagging

1/26/2012 - Eli Manning And The NFL's Trouble With Goodness

1/26/2012 - Ryan Clark Has Pro Bowl Fever: "I Wasn’t Incredibly Excited Or Anything"

1/26/2012 - Here's Video And A Transcript Of Nike Chairman Phil Knight's Vehement Defense Of Joe Paterno

1/26/2012 - Wes Welker Is Engaged To A Former Miss Hooters International Girl

1/26/2012 - This Man Will Pay You To Teach Him About Football, Because He Lied To Impress A Woman

1/26/2012 - By Bolting For The Tampa Bay Bucs, Greg Schiano Is Fulfilling Rutgers's Football Dreams

1/26/2012 - The US Women Won Two Games 27-0, And It Did Not Impress Brandi Chastain, So Hope Solo Fought Back

1/26/2012 - A Treasure Trove Of Bat-Killing Stories For Your Super Bowl Bye Week

1/26/2012 - Oddibe McDowell's Water Bill Has An Additional Year-End Fee Of $90

1/26/2012 - What Do Premier League Stars Read When They're Not Busy Not Reading?

1/26/2012 - Last Night's Ohio-Central Michigan Women's Basketball Game Got A Bit Chippy-Wa

1/26/2012 - Somebody Let Dirk Nowitzki Have The Microphone Again, And The Results Were Äußerst Komisch

1/26/2012 - FBI Docs: The Story Of The 6-Foot-8 Redneck Ex-Con Who Terrorized George Steinbrenner With Jet Skis

1/26/2012 - Clover-Nipple Man, The Unofficial Conductor Of The Notre Dame Fight Song

1/26/2012 - Lawrence Taylor, On If He Is A Changed Man After Getting Busted With An Underage Prostitute: "No"

1/26/2012 - Your "Oh No, It's 3:30 A.M. " Liveblog Of Federer-Nadal At The Australian Open

1/26/2012 - Don't Correct Michael Strahan's Grammar Or He May Suggest You Suck Your Dad's Dick

1/25/2012 - Some Guy From Queens Apparently Got Eli And Peyton Manning Tattooed On His Hairy Ass

1/25/2012 - This Is One Of Few Quotes That Improves A Story About A Man Who Stole 10,000 Pairs Of Panties

1/25/2012 - As Cop-Kicker Mugshots Go, This One's Sadly Artistic

1/25/2012 - It Seems As If The Big Yankees Fan Has Mentally Left The Ball Park

1/25/2012 - This Week In Great Quotes Linking Soccer Injuries To Sexual Frequency

1/25/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Take Your Shoes Off

1/25/2012 - Here's What Happened To That Batshit Crazy Benedictine University Recruiting Video (UPDATE)

1/25/2012 - Tampa Bay Lightning Fire Mascot Who Was Tackled By Boston Fan

1/25/2012 - Not Even The Greek League Wants Matt Howard

1/25/2012 - Jay Cutler Is Not A Winner Because He Doesn't Smile At Bears Employees, Writes Crazy Person

1/25/2012 - A J.P. Morgan Vice President Has Very Specific Tactical Plans For His Rec League Basketball Team

1/25/2012 - Messi's Being Messi Again, And Dani Alves Has A Nuke-Powered Boot

1/25/2012 - This Is Encouraging, Wizards Fans: Andray Blatche Says Randy Wittman Is "The Same Coach As Flip"

1/25/2012 - Ravens Defensive Coordinator Chuck Pagano Is The New Colts Head Coach

1/25/2012 - The New England Patriots Are Not Out For Revenge

1/25/2012 - Today In Straightforward Headlines: "Man Busted For Kicking Kitten Then Signaling Field Goal"

1/25/2012 - This College Hockey Announcer Pauses, Ostensibly To Choose The Perfect Words, And Then Says "Dick Around With The Puck" (UPDATE)

1/25/2012 - Parents: Don't Put Any Goddamn Candy In The Goodie Bag

1/25/2012 - Ray Lewis's Postgame Speech Might Actually Make You Feel Sorry For The Ravens

1/25/2012 - Madonna's Halftime Act Will Reportedly Be "Bringing Gay To The Super Bowl"

1/25/2012 - Clint Dempsey Is Better At Soccer Than You, And Every Other American Ever

1/25/2012 - A Plea To Joe Posnanski: Stop Writing Mealy-Mouthed Nonsense About Joe Paterno

1/25/2012 - Oh, God, "Sources" Are Already Bullshitting Reporters About LeBron Leaving Miami

1/25/2012 - A Chronicle Of Doing It: Nike And Destruction

1/25/2012 - A Slapshot To The Ear Can Do Some Serious Damage (NSFW)

1/25/2012 - Oregon High School Basketball Player Is Really, Really Excited About The League Game He Just Won

1/25/2012 - It Sounds Like The Bruins Are Ready To Say Goodbye To Tim Thomas, Free Citizen

1/25/2012 - Novak Djokovic Gives Appropriately Stupid Answer To Jim Courier's Incredibly Stupid Question

1/25/2012 - This Vancouver Canucks Fan Is Proud To Be Dating An Edmonton Fan

1/25/2012 - Whatever You're Doing With Your Life, It's Not As Awesome As The Athletes In This Recruiting Video

1/24/2012 - Larry Nance Jr.'s Jumpman Slam Was The Spitting Image Of Michael Jordan

1/24/2012 - The State Of The Union Is Punchy In Front Yards, Trailer Parks And Beyond (NSFW)

1/24/2012 - This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

1/24/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Gold Stars All Around

1/24/2012 - Recruit Who Tweeted Stuff Like "The Teacher Tells Me When A Girls Squirts That’s Not A Organism" Commits To Colorado

1/24/2012 - Report: Wisconsin's Former Associate AD Resigned Because He Allegedly Groped A Male Subordinate

1/24/2012 - Science! Proves That People Really Don't Like Going To Work The Morning After The Super Bowl

1/24/2012 - Pennsylvania's Governor Is Officially Sad Joe Paterno Is Dead, After He Officially Helped Fire Him

1/24/2012 - What It's Like To Be Inside A Hockey Rink When The Roof Collapses

1/24/2012 - Which Will Prince Fielder And Miguel Cabrera Reach First: 600 Combined Homers Or 600 Combined Pounds?

1/24/2012 - Bernard Pollard Hopes The Giants "Put A Thrashing" On The Patriots

1/24/2012 - The Mystery Team Wins: Prince Fielder Signs With The Tigers

1/24/2012 - "I Want Barry Melrose To Shoot On Me," And Other Highlights From Linda Cohn's Stint As A Goaltender

1/24/2012 - This Is What Happens When You Accuse Steven Tyler Of Butchering The National Anthem

1/24/2012 - How To Lose Weight Without Wanting To Kill Yourself

1/24/2012 - The Great Duke Attendance Scam

1/24/2012 - Ben Roethlisberger Didn't Pay Much To Settle The Lawsuit Against Him

1/24/2012 - Blues Forward Chris Stewart Provided A Great Example Of What Constitutes "Instigating" Last Night

1/24/2012 - Jason Richardson Entered A Game In The Middle Of A Play Last Night And Got Away With It

1/24/2012 - Drake Will Perform At The NHL All-Star Game

1/24/2012 - The White Mamba Made Kris Humphries Look Silly Last Night

1/24/2012 - By Dying, Joe Paterno Is Still Protecting Penn State

1/24/2012 - The Worst National Anthems Ever

1/24/2012 - "Cundiff" Is Already Being Used As A Verb

1/24/2012 - Tom Coughlin And Tom Brady Are Assholes, According To Pastry

1/23/2012 - Why The Giants Targeted A Player Prone To Concussions

1/23/2012 - The Giants Went After Kyle Williams Because He Had A History Of Concussions

1/23/2012 - "His Schlong" Was An Actual Answer On Tonight's Family Feud

1/23/2012 - Billy Cundiff Rushed His Kick Because Of An Error On The Gillette Stadium Scoreboard

1/23/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: From The Diaphragm

1/23/2012 - Read Tim Thomas's Odd Explanation For Skipping The Bruins' Day At The White House, And Then Back Slowly Away

1/23/2012 - Joe Paterno Now Has A Halo On State College Mural

1/23/2012 - Rob Gronkowski, To An ESPN Deportes Reporter, On His Emotions Last Night: "Yo Soy Fiesta"

1/23/2012 - Randy Moss Is A Sideline Reporter For The Pro Bowl, But, Unfortunately, It Is Just Some Guy Named Randy Moss

1/23/2012 - John Calipari Told His Team They "Need To Get Beat"

1/23/2012 - "You Don't Have To Worry About Me Jumping Off A Ledge": An Interview With Billy Cundiff

1/23/2012 - This Is How Close Chip Kelly Was To Leaving Oregon To Coach The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

1/23/2012 - Bristolmetrics: From Jan. 7-18, SportsCenter Devoted 13.5 Minutes to Hockey Total, And Other Fun Facts

1/23/2012 - Ladies And Gentlemen, The Cubs Of Tomorrow

1/23/2012 - Why We Scapegoat

1/23/2012 - Things That Killed Joe Paterno, According To The Internet

1/23/2012 - The Sad State Of The Modern Baseball Blooper

1/23/2012 - Terrell Suggs Called Skip Bayless A "Douchebag"

1/23/2012 - Penn State Students Appear To Be Taking Joe Paterno's Death Well

1/23/2012 - Jack Edwards Is Live-Tweeting His Visit To The White House

1/23/2012 - Kristin Cavallari And Jay Cutler Are Gonna Have A Baby

1/23/2012 - Tennis Players Bill Simmons Would Do: Another Classic From The Secret Sports Guy Vault

1/23/2012 - Pau Gasol Passes Like Ricky Rubio

1/23/2012 - This Baltimore Fan Is Rather Perturbed About The Ravens' Loss

1/23/2012 - Bill Belichick And Tom Brady Stank Their Way To The Super Bowl

1/23/2012 - Eli Manning's Facial Expressions Are America's Greatest Natural Resource

1/22/2012 - What Went Wrong On Billy Cundiff’s Missed Kick?

1/22/2012 - Terry Bradshaw: (Old) Ladies' Man

1/22/2012 - Did Lee Evans Catch A Game-Winning Touchdown For The Ravens?

1/22/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Ask Yourself

1/22/2012 - New York Giants At San Francisco 49ers: Your NFC Championship Game Open Thread

1/22/2012 - Chuck Giampa Takes You Inside The Spacious Mind Of A Judge

1/22/2012 - Catching Up With Chris Brown, The Texans Super Bowl Champions Tattoo Guy

1/22/2012 - Steven Tyler's "Star-Spangled Banner" Was Terrible. But Was It The Worst Ever?

1/22/2012 - Yes, This Is CBS Host James Brown Interviewing A Fake Baby

1/22/2012 - Baltimore Ravens At New England Patriots: Your AFC Championship Game Open Thread

1/22/2012 - Lionel Messi's Hat Trick-Finishing Goal Brought Announcer Ray Hudson To Orgasm

1/22/2012 - This Is The Bill Walsh Coaching Tree On A Man's Ass

1/22/2012 - Mishaps In Online Advertising: The Joe Paterno Edition

1/22/2012 - Corky Romano And The Other Things Your Fox Affiliate Is Showing Instead Of Soccer

1/22/2012 - Deadspin Archives: Brent Musburger Offers Some Troubling News About Joe Paterno

1/22/2012 - Do Not Refuse The Post-Match Handshake Or Australians Will Boo The Shit Out Of You

1/22/2012 - Joe Paterno Dies; Paterno Family Releases Statement

1/22/2012 - Jürgen Klinsmann Reacts To Media Hand Wringing Following The Joe Paterno Health Watch

1/21/2012 - Ricardo Clark's 97th-Minute Goal Gave The U.S. Their First Win Over A South American Team In Five Years

1/21/2012 - Has Rece Davis Driven Digger Phelps To The Depths Of Depression?

1/21/2012 - Joe Paterno Is Still Alive [UPDATE]

1/21/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Hum

1/21/2012 - Joe Paterno Is Reportedly "Near Death" [UPDATE]

1/21/2012 - Duke's 45-Game Home Winning Streak Is Over Thanks To This Florida State Buzzer-Beater

1/21/2012 - ESPN Asks, New York And Florida Answer: Nonexistent Knicks-Heat Game Is Best Non-NFL Game Of The Weekend

1/21/2012 - Florida Law Requires Stadiums to Shelter Homeless On Off Nights; Not A Single One Has Complied

1/21/2012 - UCF Pre-Med Coed Propositions Dwight Howard

1/21/2012 - Don't Hire Bill Belichick: TV Network Heads Are Shockingly Stupid

1/21/2012 - Here's Clint Dempsey's Hat Trick Today, The First-Ever By An American In The English Premier League

1/21/2012 - Michigan State Head Coach Mark Dantonio Acts Like Michigan's Little Brother

1/21/2012 - Ben Roethlisberger Settles Lake Tahoe Rape Suit

1/21/2012 - Kevin Love Will Entertain You

1/21/2012 - Indiana Pacers Mascot Shatters Backboard At High School Basketball Game

1/21/2012 - Deadspin's Better-Late-Than-Never Guide To The English Premier League

1/20/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Stay Out Of Danger

1/20/2012 - Mario Chalmers Just Found Out That He Has A 20-Month Old Daughter Named "Queen Elizabeth"

1/20/2012 - Franco Harris Wants Joe Paterno Reinstated For Four Games Next Season, Because Franco Harris Has Lost His Mind

1/20/2012 - The A's Are Very Interested In Manny Ramirez

1/20/2012 - Deadspin Commenters: Occupy Gawker!

1/20/2012 - Undercover Cops Will Be Wearing Giants Jerseys At Sunday's Game

1/20/2012 - Are The Giants Really Better Than The 49ers?

1/20/2012 - Homemade Infographic: Google Images Isn't Excited About The Los Angeles Clippers Yet

1/20/2012 - Ryan Miller: "Nope."

1/20/2012 - "The Teacher Tells Me When A Girls Squirts That's Not A Organism": Top Recruit's Twitter Gets Him Expelled

1/20/2012 - This Game-Winning Dunk Is The Best (And Maybe Only) Finish To A D-League Game You've Ever Seen

1/20/2012 - Another One Of Bernie Fine's Accusers Now Says He Lied [UPDATE]

1/20/2012 - Brian Downing From Ohio Wants You All To Know He's Not Alabama Teabagger Brian Downing

1/20/2012 - "Ice The Motherfucker," The Guy From Good Times Screamed At Muhammad Ali: A Weird Life, In 4 Boxing Matches

1/20/2012 - Antrel Rolle Used To Think Eli Manning Was Soft, Specifically Because Of Manningface

1/20/2012 - Cockblocked By Gum!

1/20/2012 - After Divorce Settlement, Kobe Goin' Broke

1/20/2012 - Today In Hilariously Misleading Headlines About NFL Playoff Bets Between Mayors

1/20/2012 - JaVale McGee's Mother Has Some Ideas About How The Washington Wizards Should Showcase JaVale McGee

1/20/2012 - As A Golfer Considers His Shot, A Sound Guy Behind Him Absolutely Eats It

1/20/2012 - No, The Alabama Teabagger Did Not Fly To The BCS Title Game On His Cousin The Sheriff's Private Jet. (What?)

1/20/2012 - There Will Be No More Kegs Or Student U-Hauls At Yale Athletic Events

1/20/2012 - The Alabama Teabagger Has A Mugshot

1/20/2012 - Well, This Is Pretty Much The Worst Ending For A Horse Race

1/20/2012 - The Mets Are Moving In The Fences, And They're Selling Them Too

1/20/2012 - ShortCenter: The Giants And The 49ers Are The Same Team, To Judge By ESPN's Buzzwords

1/20/2012 - This Flyers Fan Has A Pair Of Straightforward Messages For The Islanders

1/19/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Talk A Little

1/19/2012 - "The Fans Would Throw Little Tinfoils Of Hash At Me": A 1980 Interview With Bill "Spaceman" Lee, Baseball's Stoner Evangelist

1/19/2012 - Before It's Made Public, Louis Freeh's Independent Investigation Of Penn State Will Be Reviewed By Penn State

1/19/2012 - Yu Screwed Prince Fielder (Sort Of)

1/19/2012 - When Should You Teabag Someone? A Flowchart Explains

1/19/2012 - FIFA Mandates World Cup Drunkenness

1/19/2012 - Science! Proves That Men's Lacrosse Players Use More Drugs Than All Other College Athletes

1/19/2012 - Justin Blackmon Hopes To Play With Drew Brees Or Aaron Rodgers, Doesn't Read A Lot Of Mock Drafts

1/19/2012 - Oh Yu: A Collection Of Awful Yu Darvish Headline Puns

1/19/2012 - Brian Downing, Alleged Alabama Teabagger, Has Turned Himself In

1/19/2012 - Fausto Carmona Is Not Fausto Carmona

1/19/2012 - 20,000 Screaming Children Watch A Soccer Match

1/19/2012 - Former Georgetown Coach John Thompson Doesn't Know What Herpes Is [UPDATE]

1/19/2012 - The Sports Guy Before ESPN: A 2000 Bill Simmons Column Is Unearthed

1/19/2012 - The Patriot Way Is Now A Load Of Shit

1/19/2012 - How Could Penn State's Trustees Have Been Blindsided By The Sandusky Case?

1/19/2012 - The Verducci Effect Is Overworked And Broken Down

1/19/2012 - Cuba Gooding Jr. Invites Linda Cohn To Rock Out With Her Cock Out

1/19/2012 - We Can Rebuild Taylor Hall

1/19/2012 - Joe Biden Congratulates The San Francisco Giants "On Their Way To The Super Bowl"

1/19/2012 - The ECW Arena Is Dead. Long Live The ECW Arena.

1/19/2012 - Trinity's Obnoxious 13-Year Squash Winning Streak Is Finally Over, Thanks To Obnoxious Yalies

1/19/2012 - ShortCenter: Adam Schefter Makes Fun Of Rob Lowe, Sources Say

1/19/2012 - Adidas Won't Re-Up Sponsorship Deal With Liverpool Because They're Losers

1/19/2012 - Is This The Alabama Teabagger? [UPDATE]

1/19/2012 - Why, Yes, A Boston Bruins Fan Tackled The Tampa Bay Mascot After It Doused Him With Silly String

1/19/2012 - J.R. Smith Shattered Three Pairs Of Ankles (Including Stephon Marbury's) In A Single CBA Game

1/19/2012 - Watch Tennis Player Stanislas Wawrinka Cop A Feel On An Unsuspecting Lineswoman

1/18/2012 - Big Baby Depantses Self, Gets Called For A Technical

1/18/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Team Up

1/18/2012 - Rob Lowe Refuses To Confirm Or Deny Rob Lowe's Report That Peyton Manning Is Retiring

1/18/2012 - If Hillary Clinton Farted Near Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, This Is Probably What It Would Look Like

1/18/2012 - Fernando Torres Gets Cuckolded, And Other Videos Of Note From Last Weekend's Premier League Action

1/18/2012 - Messi Had A Hand In Barça's 2-1 Win Over Real Madrid—A Hand That Pepe Stepped On

1/18/2012 - Ticket Prices For The Next Wizards Home Game Have Jumped 60 Percent In One Day ... To $3.99

1/18/2012 - New Orleans Police Are Officially Looking For The Teabagger

1/18/2012 - Peyton Manning's Dad, Agent Deny Rob Lowe's Exclusive Report About Peyton Manning's Retirement

1/18/2012 - Disney's ESPN's Bill Simmons Has Committed 98 Potential SOPA Violations On Grantland So Far

1/18/2012 - Mike Tyson First Met Muhammad Ali In Juvie

1/18/2012 - The Banned Boca Raton Women's Professional Soccer Team Will Keep Playing In Zombie Form

1/18/2012 - Exclusive: Molly Ringwald Refuses To Confirm Or Deny Rob Lowe's Report That Peyton Manning Is Retiring

1/18/2012 - Scrappy White Guys: Not Just For Baseball Anymore

1/18/2012 - Cristiano Ronaldo Went Five-Hole And Drew First Blood In El Clásico

1/18/2012 - Unknown Philly Sports Radio Guy Pulls Celebrity Card, Punches Cab Driver To Avoid $5 Fare

1/18/2012 - Peyton Manning Will Retire Today, Reports ... Rob Lowe [UPDATE]

1/18/2012 - We Are Running Out Of Athletes Named Bob

1/18/2012 - The Hockey Gods Will Have Their Bloody Vengeance

1/18/2012 - 9 Things I Learned In The Parent Encouragement Program, AKA Shitty Parents Anonymous

1/18/2012 - It's Been Almost A Year Since His Last Sentence, So Pacman Jones Naturally Got Another Year Of Probation For Something Unrelated

1/18/2012 - Craig James's Senate Campaign Is Going About As Poorly As You Expected It To Go

1/18/2012 - Sad Packers Fan Is Less Sad, More Sober Today

1/18/2012 - Tebow! Tebow! Tebow! (This Is A Dodgers Story)

1/18/2012 - The Western Carolina Catamounts Beat A Northern Georgia Bible College By 102 Points Last Night

1/18/2012 - The Mets' Colossally Inept Medical Staff, Exposed In A Beat Writer's Twitter Rant

1/18/2012 - Turner, Montana, Pop. 192, Angrily Lashes Out Against Baseball Blogger And Geography

1/18/2012 - "Am I Sick? Are We All Sick?": Overwrought Things The Media Wrote To Auburn's PR Guy During Cam Newton's Wild 2010 Season

1/18/2012 - Marcos Baghdatis Calmly Destroyed Four Consecutive Tennis Rackets Between Sets Last Night

1/18/2012 - Tim Tebow Played Injured. Get Used To It.

1/18/2012 - ShortCenter: The Giants Are Confident, ESPN Says Over And Over And Over

1/18/2012 - The King And Queen Of Canada Sat Among The Commoners At The Canucks Game

1/18/2012 - WKRG Admits On-Air That Yes, Our Sports Director's Son Is In The Teabagging Video

1/17/2012 - When Awkward T-Shirt Selection Makes A Child-Porn Mugshot Even Creepier

1/17/2012 - This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

1/17/2012 - This Is What A Decisive Victory In A Jack-In-The-Box Parking Lot Looks Like

1/17/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Rock Talk

1/17/2012 - Kevin Love Doesn't Really Have A Good Answer For Why He Hasn't Signed An Extension With Minnesota

1/17/2012 - 100 Percent Of The NBA's Asian-American Population Now Plays In The D-League

1/17/2012 - Dwyane Wade Turns 30, Has Best Super Sweet 16 Party Ever

1/17/2012 - Philadelphia Daily News Columnist Marcus Hayes Suggests NBA Players Don't Know Who Their Fathers Are

1/17/2012 - Former Pro Golfer Netted In Massive Sex Sting

1/17/2012 - Brand Leadership: The Scene At The Penn State President's New York Town Hall

1/17/2012 - Tiger Woods And Tony Romo To Double-Team Pebble Beach

1/17/2012 - Alabama TV Station Airs Teabagging Video That Features The Son Of The Station's Sports Director

1/17/2012 - Gunner Kiel's Mom Recommits Him To Notre Dame

1/17/2012 - Robbie Findley Missed An Open Net From Two Yards Out

1/17/2012 - The Colts Have Fired Jim Caldwell

1/17/2012 - Could A Barefoot QB Succeed In The NFL?

1/17/2012 - Mike Martz Gave Us Something To Believe In, Even If We Shouldn't

1/17/2012 - Stop Whatever You're Doing, And Watch This Sad Drunk Lady Cry About The Packers Loss

1/17/2012 - ShortCenter: Jalen Rose Blames SportsCenter, MTV For JaVale McGee's Showboating

1/17/2012 - Some Cop Left Security Plans For The 2012 Olympics On A London Commuter Train

1/17/2012 - In Honor Of His 70th Birthday, Here's Muhammad Ali Riding A Horse

1/17/2012 - Jersey City Assemblyman Is Sorry A Friend Wrote About Dallas "Cowgirls" And Philly "Gaybirds" On His Facebook Page

1/17/2012 - Marshall Coach Tom Herrion Flops On Sideline To Draw A Foul, Helps Seal Win Over UCF

1/17/2012 - This Fan Behind Charles Barkley Is Awfully Excited To Be Holding A Ukulele

1/16/2012 - "Donkey Punch" Made Its Way Onto Jeopardy! Tonight

1/16/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Talk On

1/16/2012 - Oh, Dwight Howard Decided He's Now Open To Playing For The Clippers Too

1/16/2012 - Murray Chass's Hall Of Fame Vote Is Based Partly On His Dinner Plans

1/16/2012 - The View From The Wrong Side Of An NFL Instant Classic

1/16/2012 - Mike Martz Is Retiring

1/16/2012 - Jack Harbaugh On His Sons: “They Have No Weaknesses. They’re Just Like Their Mother. They’re Stealth.”

1/16/2012 - If You Want To Participate In A Futile, Bizarre Contest/Giveaway, The Carolina Hurricanes Have You Covered

1/16/2012 - You Have No Idea Whether Greg Jennings Really Fumbled Or Not, So Shut Up Already

1/16/2012 - Should You Be Scared Of The Yankees In 2012?

1/16/2012 - Turns Out That African Fellow Running A Gold-For-Sale Scam Was Dikembe Mutombo

1/16/2012 - PSU's Damage-Control Memos Show "Deepest Concern" For Children (And Your Non-Refundable Donations)

1/16/2012 - Just As He Promised, Nick Saban Finds A Way Around The SEC's Oversigning Rules [UPDATE]

1/16/2012 - Chandler Parsons Just Dunked On JaVale McGee

1/16/2012 - Holy Balls Serena Williams Is Ripped: Deadspin's Australian Open Preview

1/16/2012 - Four Theories On How The Giants Went From Awful To Amazing

1/16/2012 - Ben Blood Upholds The Time-Honored Hockey Tradition Of Sucker Punching A Guy In The Handshake Line

1/16/2012 - Jeff Fisher Is Putting Together A Terrible Coaching Staff In St. Louis

1/16/2012 - Apparently, Alex Smith Should Have Chosen Not To Run For That Touchdown

1/16/2012 - Hubris Runs Massive Ship Aground, So Naturally Its Owner Also Runs The Miami Heat

1/16/2012 - Here's The Tim Tebow And 9/11 Connection You Never Thought Anyone Was Dumb Enough To Make

1/16/2012 - The Kansas City Chiefs Might Have The Worst Workplace In America

1/16/2012 - ShortCenter: Merril Hoge Explains Aaron Rodgers's Very Bad Day

1/16/2012 - Joe Paterno Wants Us To Believe He Has Never Heard Of "Rape And A Man." Joe Paterno Is Full Of Shit.

1/16/2012 - There's A Hidden Message In The Names Of These Ole Miss Basketball Players

1/16/2012 - Why, Oh Why, Did The Packers Have To Lose?

1/15/2012 - Washington State Head Coach Ken Bone Eats It On The Court

1/15/2012 - The Job Of Sumo Referee Is A Dangerous One

1/15/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Kick It Old School

1/15/2012 - Hakeem Nicks Hauled In A Halftime Hail Mary

1/15/2012 - Play-By-Play Man Loses His Mind On Three-Quarter-Court Buzzer Beater

1/15/2012 - Your NFL Playoffs Divisional Round Open Thread: New York Giants At Green Bay Packers

1/15/2012 - NSFW: An Alabama Fan Teabagged A Passed-Out LSU Fan At The Bourbon Street Krystal [UPDATE]

1/15/2012 - Bernie Fine Accuser Admits To Fabricating Sexual Abuse Claims

1/15/2012 - Darius Morris Hit A 50-Foot Contested Buzzer-Beater

1/15/2012 - It May Be Professional Lacrosse's Season-Opener, But Teams' Fighting Skills Are In Midseason Form

1/15/2012 - Your NFL Playoffs Divisional Round Open Thread: Houston Texans at Baltimore Ravens

1/15/2012 - Edson Barboza's Roadhouse-Style Face-Kick Knockout Is Even Better When Slowed Down 500%

1/15/2012 - Man Agrees To Drink An Entire Bottle Of Tabasco If Tebow Loses To The Patriots, Pukes

1/15/2012 - Dwarf Tossing Is All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses The Ability To Walk Unassisted

1/15/2012 - Tim Tebow Losing Is Why We Love Sports

1/15/2012 - Jose Aldo Retained His UFC Title With A Knee To Chad Mendes's Face, Then Leapt Into The Crowd To Celebrate

1/14/2012 - Tom Brady's Punt Finally Brought Some Life To The Broncos Defense, If By Life You Mean Punches

1/14/2012 - Edson Barboza Brutally Knocked Out Terry Etim With A Kick To The Face

1/14/2012 - Here's The Evidence That Alex Smith Really Did Throw A Playoff Game-Winning Touchdown Pass In The Final Seconds

1/14/2012 - Your NFL Playoffs Divisional Round Open Thread: Denver Broncos At New England Patriots

1/14/2012 - Here's CNN Meteorologist Alexandra Steele's Forecast For Today's Chargers-Lions Playoff Game At Ford Field

1/14/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Now Operational

1/14/2012 - Joe Paterno's First Interview Since The Sandusky Scandal Is A Five-Page Waste Of Time

1/14/2012 - Somebody Let Tony Siragusa Know There's An "L" In The Word "Flag"

1/14/2012 - Florida State Upset North Carolina, But What We Really Learned Is That Walk-Ons Are Expendable

1/14/2012 - Donte Whitner Knocked Pierre Thomas Out Cold With This Helmet-To-Helmet Hit

1/14/2012 - Your NFL Playoffs Divisional Round Open Thread: New Orleans Saints at San Francisco 49ers

1/14/2012 - Stephen Bardo Saw The King's Speech But Clearly Didn't Pay Much Attention To It

1/14/2012 - UCF Basketball Team Can't Believe The Sorry State Of West Virginia Hotels Before Big Game Against Marshall

1/14/2012 - This Interview With PGA Golfer Matt Every Is A Train Wreck

1/14/2012 - Here's ESPN's Heather Cox Reciting Lyrics To Rick Ross's "Fuck 'Em" Live On The Air

1/14/2012 - Tim Tebow And Nick Saban Pizza Portraiture Is A Thing Now

1/14/2012 - ESPN Settles Wrongful Termination Suit With Ron Franklin

1/14/2012 - Did Sean Avery Spit On His Minor League Hockey Coach?

1/14/2012 - Dirk Nowitzki Hits Milestone In Mavericks Win, Derek Holland Hits This Spliff, Man

1/13/2012 - Jamaal Magloire Airballed A Free Throw In Spectacular Fashion

1/13/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Hey Hey

1/13/2012 - A.J. Daulerio's Stirring 9/11 Column, And Other Roast Remainders

1/13/2012 - Two Brief Phone Conversations With A Very Loud, Gibbering Scott Paterno

1/13/2012 - BCS Head Says There's No Playoff Because We Don't Want Student-Athletes To Miss Exams

1/13/2012 - Rick DiPietro Has Surgery, Out For—Ah, You Know How This Goes

1/13/2012 - ESPN Manages To Work LeBron James Into A Tim Tebow Story

1/13/2012 - Congratulations To New Rams Coach Jeff Fisher, Who On At Least One Occasion Popped The Collar On His Pink Golf Shirt And Tied A Sweater Over His Shoulders

1/13/2012 - I Caught Tebow Fever, And I Don't Want To Be Cured

1/13/2012 - Great Moment In Naked Condom Runs

1/13/2012 - Hundreds Of Packers Fans/Day Laborers Line Up To Shovel Lambeau Field

1/13/2012 - How The Song "Seven Nation Army" Conquered The Sports World

1/13/2012 - Penn State's New President Doesn't Think This Is Penn State's Scandal

1/13/2012 - Sit Back And Enjoy Watching All 39 Of Dwight Howard's Record-Breaking Free-Throw Attempts

1/13/2012 - Everyone Thinks The Underdog Giants Will Beat The Packers

1/13/2012 - The Cover Of The New Penn Stater Magazine Is Dark, Demented, And Perfect

1/13/2012 - This One's For Anyone Who's Ever Wanted To Tell A Sideline Reporter "I Love You, You're So Pretty And Beautiful"

1/13/2012 - For Lamar Odom And Dallas, The Honeymoon Is Over Before It Began

1/13/2012 - Nobody Does Meltdowns Quite Like Montreal

1/13/2012 - Maryland Student Gets In Trouble For Showing His Ball So Hard University Pride

1/13/2012 - It Looked For All The World Like Jaromir Jagr Was Batin' On The Bench

1/13/2012 - Indiana Basketball Coach Tom Crean Makes Funny Faces When He's Angry

1/12/2012 - Sadly, The World Will Never Know Who Shaq "Blames For That Shit" [UPDATE]

1/12/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Sweet Talk

1/12/2012 - AL MVP Justin Verlander Eats Like You Do When You're Drunk At 2 A.M.

1/12/2012 - What We Can Learn About Football (And Bill Belichick) From "The Belestrator"

1/12/2012 - Chris Bosh, Like Rest Of World, Would Rather Dwyane Wade Take The Final Shot Than LeBron James

1/12/2012 - ESPN Broke Its Own Record By Making 160 Tim Tebow References In One Hour Of SportsCenter. Here Are All Of Them.

1/12/2012 - Kwame Brown's Season Likely Over After He Hurt Himself Fouling Someone

1/12/2012 - Bud Selig Can't Hear You: A Gallery

1/12/2012 - Bonnie Bernstein Defends Holly Rowe's Sharp Elbows

1/12/2012 - Donovan McNabb Makes Triumphant Minnesota Rec League Hoops Debut

1/12/2012 - Freddie Roach Says Mayweather Doesn't Really Want To Fight Pacquiao, He Just Needs The Money

1/12/2012 - Does The Cialis Couple Bang On That Ferris Wheel? (And Other Matters)

1/12/2012 - Mario Balotelli Does Thing

1/12/2012 - Somebody Stole Magic Johnson's Cue Cards

1/12/2012 - The Homer In Winter: In Defense Of Tommy Heinsohn

1/12/2012 - The BCS Trophy Is Touring Alabama, And We Need Your Help

1/12/2012 - ShortCenter: Ric Bucher Has Nice Hair, Doubts About The Miami Heat

1/12/2012 - Breaking: LeBron Travels, Doesn't Get Whistled

1/12/2012 - Anthony Mason Is Now Wisconsin's Second-Worst Tax Offender, And Latrell Sprewell Is Off The List

1/12/2012 - One Of Massachusetts's Best High School Wrestlers Is A Girl

1/12/2012 - NCAA's "Cecil Newton Rule" Closes A Loophole That Should Have Been Closed 50 Years Ago

1/12/2012 - Jermaine O'Neal's Right Fist Was His Best Defense Against Vince Carter

1/12/2012 - ESPN Anchor Todd Grisham Would Like To Inform You He Has A Kidney Stone

1/12/2012 - A Week Before He Was Charged With Child Sex Abuse, Jerry Sandusky Watched A Football Game From The Penn State President's Stadium Suite

1/11/2012 - J.R. Smith's Sister Choked A Woman During A Brawl In China Involving The Same Team That Beat Up Georgetown

1/11/2012 - Knicks Fan Sitting Near Tracy Morgan Really Does Not Want Anyone To Know He Is Sitting Near Tracy Morgan

1/11/2012 - Chris Broussard Doesn't Know How To Spell "Memphis"

1/11/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Rattle On

1/11/2012 - What If Tim Tebow Had A Baby With Skip Bayless?

1/11/2012 - Stephen A. Smith Plays Blutarsky To Skip Bayless's Fawning Coed In This First Take Parody Of Animal House

1/11/2012 - Ousted Penn State Athletic Director And Accused Perjurer Tim Curley Has Lung Cancer

1/11/2012 - Robert Griffin III Made His NFL Announcement While Wearing Barney The Dinosaur Socks

1/11/2012 - Hall Of Fame Coach Says "The Bowl People Might Be The Most Corrupt People In Athletics"

1/11/2012 - That Is One Huge-Ass Spartan Tattoo, MSU Redshirt Freshman Special Teamer

1/11/2012 - Of All The Great NBA Uniforms To Steal, Kuwaiti Pro Team Chooses The Wizards

1/11/2012 - Joe Flacco Wants A Little Recognition For Not Having Achieved Anything Noteworthy Yet

1/11/2012 - What If Tim Tebow Had A Baby With The Panda On Yao Ming's Lap?

1/11/2012 - Yao, Panda. Panda, Yao.

1/11/2012 - Kobe Bryant Totally Googles Himself

1/11/2012 - What If Tim Tebow Were Gay? Your Hypothetical Tebow Questions, Answered

1/11/2012 - Expect To See A Lot More Of Jim Rome, As CBS Plans To Use Him For Nearly All The Sports They Broadcast

1/11/2012 - What If Tim Tebow Had A Baby With White Michael Vick?

1/11/2012 - Spanish Goalkeeper Allows Four Goals In Six Minutes, Saves Best Fail For Last

1/11/2012 - Deadspin's College Football Top 25 Or So: Hi, Tide!

1/11/2012 - Let The Jets' Mutiny Against Mark Sanchez Begin

1/11/2012 - Of Course Darryl Dawkins Wore An Alligator Skin Suit And Smooth-Talked A Sixers Sideline Reporter Last Night

1/11/2012 - If Tim Tebow And Michele Bachmann Had A Baby, It Would Look Like Justin Bieber, NFL.com Reports

1/11/2012 - ShortCenter: Herm Edwards Displays His Wisdom, Socks

1/11/2012 - Iowa Basketball Coach Fran McCaffery Loses His Shit, Berates Refs And Players, Slams A Chair

1/11/2012 - Linda Cohn Had Some Generational Struggles Tonight With Robert Griffin III

1/10/2012 - A Couple Of Beer-Swilling Guys With Beards Sat On The Mavericks' Bench Tonight In Detroit [UPDATE]

1/10/2012 - This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

1/10/2012 - Drunk Chick Punches Cab Driver, Plays "American With Disabilities" Card

1/10/2012 - Total Prick Drops A Woman Outside A Hollywood Club And Nobody Drops Him

1/10/2012 - Darth Vader Defeated A Taser But Succumbed To Pepper Spray In Orlando Last Week

1/10/2012 - This Portuguese Soccer Highlight Is Brought To You By Some Guy Named Artur

1/10/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Take A Load Off

1/10/2012 - Matt Garza Could Be Bound For Detroit

1/10/2012 - College Football Is Willing To Discuss Talking About Having A Playoff, Maybe

1/10/2012 - At Least One New Packers Shareholder Received An Official Certificate From The "Green Boy Packers, Inc."

1/10/2012 - Obie The Orange Bowl Mascot Leaves The Hospital, Probably With A Really Intense Painkiller Addiction

1/10/2012 - Joe Paterno's Son Will Not Coach At Penn State Next Year

1/10/2012 - Deadspin Inquires: Was Floyd Mayweather's Dustup With Larry Merchant A Put-On?

1/10/2012 - Charles Barkley On "The National Nightmare" Of Tim Tebow

1/10/2012 - DeSean Jackson Was Posing For Photos In A Strip Club At 6 A.M.

1/10/2012 - Baseball's Hall Of Fame Voters Are Irrational, But Not For The Reasons You Think

1/10/2012 - Serena Williams Now Cause For Lamest Rap Beef Ever: Drake Vs. Common

1/10/2012 - John Parr Updates His 1985 Hit "St. Elmo's Fire" For Tim Tebow

1/10/2012 - Here's Barry Larkin In The Most 1991 Photo Ever

1/10/2012 - Can You Abandon A Comatose Girlfriend Or Boyfriend?

1/10/2012 - The Raiders Have Fired Hue Jackson

1/10/2012 - Sean Salisbury Says Goodbye To A.J. Daulerio, Whom He Once Sued

1/10/2012 - All The 3:16 Bible Verses, Ranked By How Likely They Are To Foretell Tim Tebow As The Messiah

1/10/2012 - ShortCenter: Matt Millen And Robert Smith Solve All Of College Football's Problems

1/10/2012 - Does Anybody Know A Nine-Year-Old Power-Hitting Catcher In Raleigh?

1/10/2012 - LSU's Jordan Jefferson Smeared His Own Spit On His Face, Which Feels Like A Metaphor For Something

1/10/2012 - The Crying Alabama Fan Gets The Last Laugh

1/10/2012 - Chronicling Brent Musburger's "Honey Badger" Obsession: A Video Compilation

1/9/2012 - A Touchdown Was Scored In An LSU-Alabama Game. Here's The Proof.

1/9/2012 - There's A Four-Letter Word On The Four-Letter Network At The 3-D Party

1/9/2012 - This Is Not Actually The Halftime Score, ESPN

1/9/2012 - Your Alabama-LSU BCS Championship Game Open Thread

1/9/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Gather And Blather

1/9/2012 - Surfing Bro Surfs On His Moving Car's Windshield

1/9/2012 - Barry Larkin Is In The Hall Of Fame

1/9/2012 - Brett Favre Is Now Texting Drew Brees

1/9/2012 - Kwame Brown Says He Taught Andrew Bynum "Everything He Knows"

1/9/2012 - Thierry Henry Scored For Arsenal In His Homecoming Match To Put Them Up 1-0 On Leeds

1/9/2012 - Uncivil: How Paul Finebaum Keeps The SEC's Dixie Aroused

1/9/2012 - SportsCenter Sought On-Air Advice From Someone Named "Jizzy48"

1/9/2012 - With New OT Rules, Demaryius Thomas Didn't Realize The Game Was Over

1/9/2012 - City Of New York Cancels Mutton-Bustin', Rodeo's Greatest Event

1/9/2012 - Dustin Penner Is Out With Pancake-Related Back Spasms

1/9/2012 - Son Of Packers Offensive Coordinator Is Missing, Believed To Have Fallen Into Icy River [UPDATE]

1/9/2012 - Black-Hatted Mystery Man And Alleged Scorecard Meddler At Amir Khan Fight Identified

1/9/2012 - Barry Larkin Will Make The Hall Of Fame, According To "Exit Poll"

1/9/2012 - Todd Bozeman Is In Trouble Again, This Time For (Maybe) Hitting One Of His Players

1/9/2012 - Are NFL Coaches Getting Smarter About Fourth-Down Strategy?

1/9/2012 - The Secret Service Says Delonte West Was Never Banned From The White House

1/9/2012 - Yes, That Is Mark Cuban Wearing A Suit

1/9/2012 - ShortCenter: The Denver Broncos' Big Win, Reduced To Buzzwords

1/9/2012 - Teamwork Results In One Of The Greatest Cricket Catches You'll Ever See

1/9/2012 - The Falcons Need Some New Fourth-Down Plays

1/9/2012 - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Appear To Be Setting The Bar High In Their Coaching Search

1/9/2012 - Holly Rowe's Been In The Interview-Muscle Racket For Years

1/9/2012 - The Steelers Overestimated Tim Tebow Before They Underestimated Him

1/9/2012 - Harvey Updyke Jr. On Bourbon Street, Where There Are No Trees For Him To Poison

1/9/2012 - How Will Ben Roethlisberger Spend The Offseason?

1/8/2012 - Why The Steelers Lost To Tim Tebow

1/8/2012 - Penn State's New President Is Being Less Than Candid About What He Knew About Jerry Sandusky

1/8/2012 - Tim Tebow Just Made You A Believer: His Game-Winning Touchdown Pass On The First Play Of Overtime

1/8/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Drop It At A Higher Level

1/8/2012 - This Is What It's Like When Your Bungee Cord Breaks While Hurtling Toward Victoria Falls

1/8/2012 - NFL Wildcard Weekend: Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos

1/8/2012 - Hakeem Nicks Treated The Falcons To His Own Interpretation Of "The Dirty Bird" [UPDATE: Jamal Anderson Responds]

1/8/2012 - Jerry Sandusky's Autobiography Helped Police Track Down Additional Victims

1/8/2012 - Last Night's Phoenix Coyotes Broadcast Featured Some Lady's Five-Hole

1/8/2012 - Professional Bowler Does Thing You Usually Only See From The Very Drunk

1/8/2012 - The "Respect United" Soccer Tournament Was Canceled After Fans Brawled With Riot Police

1/8/2012 - NFL Wildcard Weekend Open Thread: Atlanta Falcons At New York Giants

1/8/2012 - Delonte West Had A Twitter Meltdown

1/8/2012 - Eli Manning and Matt Ryan: Post-Turnover Face-Off

1/8/2012 - Watch The Republican Presidential Field Try And Fail To Pretend They Know When The College Football Championship Is Played

1/8/2012 - Here's The Saturday Night Live Sketch In Which Charles Barkley Does His Shaq Impersonation

1/8/2012 - Charles Barkley Is The Dongfather

1/8/2012 - Blake Griffin Destroyed Ersan İlyasova With A Monster Dunk

1/7/2012 - NFL Wildcard Weekend Open Thread: Detroit Lions At New Orleans Saints

1/7/2012 - Arian Foster's Touchdown Run Is Just Embarrassing For Chris Crocker

1/7/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Talk It Out

1/7/2012 - University Of Kentucky Freshman Hits $10,000 Half-Court Shot—But Will The Contest Sponsor Pay Up? [UPDATE]

1/7/2012 - Here's How To Snap Your Femur Playing Football

1/7/2012 - NFL Wildcard Weekend Open Thread: Cincinnati Bengals at Houston Texans

1/7/2012 - Despite Losing The National Championship Game, A Sam Houston State Player Still Says He's "#1"

1/7/2012 - Tim Tebow Propositioned By Sorority Girl

1/7/2012 - Josh McDaniels Is Back With The Patriots

1/7/2012 - "Resume Goes Here" For The ESPN Graphics Operator Who Made This Blunder

1/7/2012 - Malik Rose Channeled His Inner "Negro-Damus" In A Prediction During Last Night's 76ers Game

1/7/2012 - Canadian Bobsleigher Almost Killed By "Wood In His Buttock"

1/7/2012 - Turns Out Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife Is The Homewrecker

1/7/2012 - One Of The Best Strikes You'll See All Season Just Put Tiny Macclesfield Town Up On Bolton

1/7/2012 - Insane Mountain Bike Announcing Theater: "How Does Danny Hart Sit Down With Balls That Big?!" Edition

1/7/2012 - Kansas State Did Not Blow Away Arkansas, But Not For A Lack Of Trying

1/6/2012 - Dr. Dwight Howard Busted Out The Defibrillator Paddles To Revive Glen Davis

1/6/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Shoot The Breeze

1/6/2012 - An Interview With Jim Everett About "Teeny, Tiny" Jim Rome's Departure From ESPN

1/6/2012 - Also Thinking He's Off Air, Kevin Harlan Talks About How The Saints "Kicked The Shit Out Of" Teams

1/6/2012 - Liverpool: Still A Bit Racist

1/6/2012 - An Insider's Guide To Chop Blocks

1/6/2012 - Spoiler Alert: John Fox Says The Broncos Aren't Going To Pass It Much

1/6/2012 - Jim Rome Left Partly Because Of Stuff Said About Him In The ESPN Book

1/6/2012 - And Here's Charles Barkley's And Weight Watchers' Official Statements On That "Scam" Business

1/6/2012 - Readers, You Are Free To Roast A.J. In The Comments

1/6/2012 - Even The Trains In New Orleans Dislike Tom Rinaldi

1/6/2012 - LaVar Arrington Is More Upset Penn State Didn't Consult Him Before Hiring A New Coach Than He Was About Penn State Covering Up Child-Rape Allegations

1/6/2012 - Was Ron Jaworski The Puppetmaster Behind Penn State's Odd Coaching Hire?

1/6/2012 - Now Jim Rome Is Leaving ESPN

1/6/2012 - A.J. Daulerio Is The Devil, And The Devil Is A Persuader

1/6/2012 - Precocious And Horrifying Four-Year-Old Kills Two Deer With Shotgun

1/6/2012 - I-Team: Who Is The Mystery Man Allegedly Meddling With Scorecards At The Amir Khan Fight? (UPDATED)

1/6/2012 - Cockblocked By Cam Newton!

1/6/2012 - NBC Reporter Charged With DUI After Partying With Jerry Sandusky's Lawyer "Pleaded" With Police Over Blood-Alcohol Test

1/6/2012 - Starlin Castro Under Investigation For Alleged Sexual Assault, Reports WBBM In Chicago

1/6/2012 - East Carolina University Will Not Abide Dong On Front Page Of Student Paper, Fires Innocent Man

1/6/2012 - I-Team: Why Does New Penn State Coach Bill O'Brien Have A Hole In His Chin?

1/6/2012 - If You Don't Like Bacon On Your Hamburger, Then Screw You

1/6/2012 - A.J. Rubs Vaginal Cream On His Arms, And Other Stories From His Girlfriend

1/6/2012 - Are The Atlanta Falcons Really The Dirtiest Team In The NFL?

1/6/2012 - Steelers Running Backs Coach "Badly Burned" In House Fire

1/6/2012 - Western Kentucky Fires Head Basketball Coach Hours After He Loses Power Play Game To ULL

1/6/2012 - Andy Dalton Has Finally Stopped Pooping

1/6/2012 - Campaign Donation To Craig James Contains Hidden Message About Dead Hookers

1/6/2012 - ShortCenter: How Many ESPNers Does It Take To Tell Us Penn State Has A New Coach?

1/6/2012 - At The World Hockey Juniors, Canada's Mark Visentin Made One Of The More Amazing Saves You'll Ever See

1/6/2012 - Top Football Recruit Makes College Decision On Live Television, Much To His Mother's Visible Displeasure

1/6/2012 - Thinking He's Off Air, Charles Barkley Says His Weight Watchers Endorsement Is A Big Scam

1/5/2012 - The Ragin' Cajuns Beat Western Kentucky In Overtime By Playing 6-On-5

1/5/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Talk Around The Campfire

1/5/2012 - "We Are Taking Control Of The Narrative," Said PSU President In Stupidly Triumphant Sandusky Memo

1/5/2012 - A.J. Daulerio Is A Freakshow Of A Human Being

1/5/2012 - Roy Hibbert Is Tired Of People Asking If He's Hasheem Thabeet

1/5/2012 - The New York Jets Are Out-Lupica-Ing Mike Lupica

1/5/2012 - Least Essential NBA Player Misses Least Essential NBA Game Because He Lost His Passport

1/5/2012 - A.J. Ruined Deadspin. Thank God.

1/5/2012 - The Kings Have Canned Paul Westphal After The Weekend Brouhaha With DeMarcus Cousins

1/5/2012 - A Confusing NHL Racial Controversy Gets Muddier, As Banana Reference Nets A One-Game Suspension

1/5/2012 - The Entire NFL Challenge System Needs To Be Destroyed

1/5/2012 - Is This Guy The Most Hated Coach In Pro Football History?

1/5/2012 - Chargers Fire Defensive Coordinator, Solving All Their Problems And Making Them Favorites For 2012

1/5/2012 - We've Found The Dirtiest HS Basketball Players In America, And They're Two Chunky White Guys

1/5/2012 - If You're In NYC Tonight, Come Hear Some Real Sportswriters Read And Talk

1/5/2012 - The Salsa Music That Played After Victor Cruz's Touchdown Sunday Was Entirely Planned By NBC

1/5/2012 - ESPN's Scott Van Pelt Sends His Regards To A.J. Daulerio, The Guy Who Called Him A "Classic Power Bottom"

1/5/2012 - After Being Leveled By Darwin Cook, The Orange Bowl Mascot Will Never Juice Again

1/5/2012 - The Day Democracy Came To Ottawa, And Everyone Was Sad

1/5/2012 - ShortCenter: Jalen Rose Does Some Method Acting To Discuss LeBron's Post Game

1/5/2012 - The First Two Points Of Kenneth Faried's Career Came On This Silly Rudy Fernandez No-Look Alley-Oop

1/5/2012 - Here's Hipster A-Rod, Cindy Crawford, And Torrie Wilson In A Photo Capturing The Moment America Collapsed In On Itself

1/4/2012 - The Orange Bowl Brought Us The Schrödinger's Cat Of Touchdowns

1/4/2012 - FBI Docs: How George Steinbrenner Made An Ass Of The FBI Director

1/4/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: We Can Just Sit And Talk For Hours And Hours

1/4/2012 - Analyst Trent Dilfer Would Rip Quarterback Trent Dilfer

1/4/2012 - Jerry Jones Repeatedly Insists That Tony Romo Was The Fourth-Best Quarterback In The NFL This Year

1/4/2012 - Tim Howard Just Scored A Goal

1/4/2012 - We Simulated The NFL White Vs. Black Race Bowl On Madden So You Don't Have To

1/4/2012 - Things You Don't Expect To See On SportsCenter: Chef Emeril Lagasse Shilling For BP

1/4/2012 - On Second Thought, I Won't Call A.J. Daulerio A Porny Douchebag

1/4/2012 - Demba Ba Drew First Blood For Newcastle Against Man U With This Fantastic Volley

1/4/2012 - Nomar Garciaparra Tried To Convince Astronauts The Moon Landing Was Fake, And Other Stories From Six Years In Red Sox PR

1/4/2012 - Jets Backup QB Greg McElroy Slams "Selfish" Teammates In Radio Interview

1/4/2012 - Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee: Brett Favre

1/4/2012 - Other Non-Profit Groups Want Nothing To Do With Jerry Sandusky's Charity

1/4/2012 - Rick DiPietro Gets Injured While On Injured Reserve

1/4/2012 - Cocaine, Suicide, Women, And Guns: An A.J. Daulerio Story

1/4/2012 - Your Complete Guide To Which Republican Presidential Candidates Are Like Which Quarterbacks

1/4/2012 - U.K.'s Royal Mint Releases Coin Explaining The Offside Rule

1/4/2012 - Alex Ovechkin Accused Of Spitting In Opponent's Face

1/4/2012 - ShortCenter: Michigan's Kicker Was Thinking About "Brunette Girls" Before His Game-Winner

1/4/2012 - This Virginia Tech Fan Is More Fascinated By Her Cleavage Than By The Sugar Bowl

1/4/2012 - Holly Rowe Will Beat Up Anyone Who Tries To Steal Her Interview

1/4/2012 - Cheer Up, Eagles Fans: According To Comcast, You Made The Playoffs

1/4/2012 - No, Brad Nessler, West Virginia Is Not A City In Virginia

1/3/2012 - Emre Colak Scored A Pretty Nice Goal In Galatasaray's Match Today

1/3/2012 - Of Course Flyers And Rangers Fans Brawled Outside Of Geno's Steaks After The Winter Classic

1/3/2012 - The University Of Houston Rolls Out A Shocker Of A Billboard

1/3/2012 - This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

1/3/2012 - Here's Mike Ditka Calling Dan Orlovsky A Polack, Then Apologizing

1/3/2012 - This Is The Third Time A Man Dressed Like A Woman And Chained Himself Up Near Her Local Walgreens

1/3/2012 - High-School Hockey Player Suffers Severed Spinal Cord After Accidental Check

1/3/2012 - Some Cross-Dressing Banjo Players Got Into A Brawl In Philadelphia On Sunday

1/3/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Take It Sleazy

1/3/2012 - Some High School Football All-Stars Pout When They're Assigned Jersey Numbers They Don't Want

1/3/2012 - If The Canadiens' Interim Head Coach Doesn't Learn French, He'll Probably Be Fired

1/3/2012 - Prince Fielder Could Be A Washington National This Season, And Other News Around The Hot Stove


1/3/2012 - Some Guy Got A Giant Tattoo Of Stevie Johnson's Head On His Arm

1/3/2012 - Steelers Safety Ryan Clark Won't Play In Denver On Sunday Because It Might Kill Him

1/3/2012 - At The Winter Classic, A New Year Belongs To Gary Bettman

1/3/2012 - For Some Reason, The Chargers Did Not Fire Norv Turner And A.J. Smith

1/3/2012 - Mavericks Play-By-Play Voice Mark Followill Will Not Tolerate Your Online Criticism [UPDATE]

1/3/2012 - All-White NFL All-Star Team Vs. All-Black NFL All-Star Team: WHO YA GOT?!

1/3/2012 - Michele Bachmann Is Just Like Tim Tebow, Says Most Inevitable Campaign Ad Ever

1/3/2012 - What It Sounds Like To Sit Next To The World's Most Annoying Miami Heat Fan

1/3/2012 - Kris Humphries: Douchebag Homophobe

1/3/2012 - Mike Milbury Referred To The New York Rangers As "The Blue Shits" Yesterday

1/3/2012 - If You Wanted To See Journeyman Infielder Jack Wilson Kick A Football Into A Moving Jet-Ski, Here You Go

1/3/2012 - Some Dude Got Arrested For Breaking Into Wrigley Field And Ripping Ivy Off The Walls

1/3/2012 - ESPN Thinks Helmet-To-Helmet Hits Are Pretty Great

1/3/2012 - Dwight Howard To The Nets Is Almost A Done Deal, Reports... Jermaine Dupri

1/3/2012 - Was Matt Flynn's Big Game A Fluke?

1/3/2012 - Yes, The Yeti Is Real, And It's A Fan Of The South Carolina Gamecocks

1/2/2012 - Yep, It Looks Like A Wisconsin Assistant Coach Ate A Booger At The Rose Bowl

1/2/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Break's Over

1/2/2012 - "Pedobear" Showed Up At The Houston-Penn State Game Today

1/2/2012 - Your Rose Bowl And Fiesta Bowl Open Thread

1/2/2012 - Your Rangers-Flyers Winter Classic Open Thread

1/2/2012 - Spelling Is Still A Challenge In Georgia

1/2/2012 - Redskins Mgmt. To Players: Wham, Bam, Thank You, Men

1/2/2012 - The Capital One Bowl Brought Us The Rare Defensive PAT

1/2/2012 - Jason Taylor's Final Locker Room Speech Was Actually Pretty Touching

1/2/2012 - Brian Urlacher's Injury Horrified His Teammates, Brought Them To Prayer

1/2/2012 - The New York Times Has A Five-Point Plan For Fixing College Sports

1/2/2012 - And Now The Bucs Have Fired Raheem Morris

1/2/2012 - Presenting The Best Deadspin Comments And Commenters Of 2011

1/2/2012 - Your Afternoon Bowl Games Open Thread

1/2/2012 - Rams Fire Steve Spagnuolo And GM Billy Devaney

1/2/2012 - Adrian Peterson Had The Saddest New Year's Party

1/2/2012 - License Plate Guy Hates The Cowboys And Has The Banal Novelty License Plates To Prove It

1/2/2012 - Drayton Florence Saved The Best For Last In Earning NFL Flop Of The Season Honors

1/1/2012 - Michael Beasley Did Not React Well To Seeing His Injured Finger

1/1/2012 - Oh No, Z-Bo! [UPDATE]

1/1/2012 - John Abraham Is So Excited To Go To The Playoffs He Could Just Kiss You: Your Sunday NFL Roundup

1/1/2012 - This One's For All The Tostitos: Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

1/1/2012 - This Time, It's The Rim That Rejected Kris Humphries

1/1/2012 - Here's Another One Of Those 105-Yard Kickoff Returns We Were Told We'd Never See Again

1/1/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Air Your Grievances

1/1/2012 - Something Appears To Be Wrong With Chris Kuper's Ankle

1/1/2012 - Bengals Country Is Experiencing Rapid Growth: Your NFL Late Games Open Thread

1/1/2012 - David Akers Is Now Throwing Touchdown Passes

1/1/2012 - Helmet-To-Helmet Tackles Are Especially Painful If You're Not Wearing A Helmet

1/1/2012 - Your Dumbass NFL Play Of The Season Stars Packers KR Pat Lee

1/1/2012 - LeBron James Gets Engaged, Preemptively Breaks His New Year's Resolution To Stop Being So Tacky

1/1/2012 - Darrelle Revis Is The Michael Jordan To Brandon Marshall's Bryon Russell: Your NFL Early Games Open Thread

1/1/2012 - Sunderland's Ji Dong-Won Delivers Last-Second Winning Goal, Then Makes Out With A Fan

1/1/2012 - Jason Taylor Says Goodbye To Miami Fans With Message On His Forehead

1/1/2012 - Drew Bledsoe Is A Big Fan Of Caddyshack, Filming Televised Nose Pickers With His Camera Phone

1/1/2012 - Illinois Ball Boy Later Flagged For Unsportsmanlike Conduct While Attempting To Pick His Friend's Nose At Fight Hunger Bowl

1/1/2012 - No, Kathy Griffin, Your Attempts To Seduce Anderson Cooper Will Not Be Enhanced By Getting Naked