9/30/2011 - "It's A Pretty Obscure Lockout. You Probably Haven't Heard Of It."

9/30/2011 - This Evening: Terry Francona Will Probably Be Having One Of These Kind Of Nights Tonight

9/30/2011 - October In September: Welcome To The MLB Playoffs

9/30/2011 - Brendan Shanahan Relates To NHL Players Because He's "Committed A Lot Of These Crimes" Himself

9/30/2011 - Former Boxing Champ Arthur Abraham (Illegally) Sets Berlin Speeding Record In His Ferrari

9/30/2011 - Deadspin's College Top 25 Or So: Buzz For The Yellow Jackets

9/30/2011 - Your Rays-Rangers and Tigers-Yankees Open Thread

9/30/2011 - Roger Goodell Has Reviewed Roger Goodell's Decision On Terrelle Pryor And Ruled In Roger Goodell's Favor

9/30/2011 - "We Were Packed In Like Sardines": Two Former Customers Review Detroit's Booty Bus

9/30/2011 - The Undervaluing Of Moneyball; Or, What You Can Learn By Watching With A Bunch Of Old People

9/30/2011 - Yes, ESPN Is Really Producing A Sitcom About Four Longtime Guy Friends Who Live Outside Of Boston And Watch Sports

9/30/2011 - Red Bull Arena Has Turned Harrison, New Jersey, Into One Of The Poorest, Most Lawless Places In America

9/30/2011 - Hey, Baseball, You Should Be Terrified Of The Tigers Bullpen

9/30/2011 - Your Viewing Guide To The 2011 MLB Playoffs

9/30/2011 - Roy Halladay Came Here To Bury, Not Praise The Cardinals

9/30/2011 - Pussyblocked By Tom Waits!

9/30/2011 - Terry Francona Out As Manager Of Red Sox, Who Promised "No Scapegoats," To Be Replaced By (INSERT HIGH-PROFILE MANAGER HERE)

9/30/2011 - Mike Ditka Is Angry About The Walter Payton Book He Hasn't Read

9/30/2011 - The "Play Tebow!!" Billboard Is Live In Denver

9/30/2011 - Let's Watch A Soccer Goalie's Epic Fail At Attempting A Clearing Pass

9/30/2011 - Hey, Craig Kimbrel! Don't Worry, The Internet Has Found Your Wallet

9/29/2011 - This Is One Of Those Soccer-Fan Celebrations Best Seen In Slow Motion

9/29/2011 - Big Yankees Fan Sings And Dances In Celebration Of The Big Red Sox Choke

9/29/2011 - JV Football Coach Suspended For Making Players Lie On Graves To Learn About Persistence And Rebirth

9/29/2011 - Forgive Us For Overlooking The Brewers Fan Drinking Through A Horse Mask Last Night

9/29/2011 - This 6-Foot-4, 320-Pound NFL Player Drives A Hello Kitty Convertible Smart Car

9/29/2011 - Al Unser Jr., Two-Time Indy 500 Champ, Arrested For Drag Racing While Drunk

9/29/2011 - This Evening: One Way To Convert A Penalty Shot In Hockey Is By Falling On Your Face

9/29/2011 - The Photos Of Yankees GM Brian Cashman That Broke Up A Marriage

9/29/2011 - Andy Roddick Has Had Three Wedding Rings In Two Years With Brooklyn Decker, His One Wife

9/29/2011 - The Cashman Photos

9/29/2011 - Last Night's Rays/Red Sox Madness, In Chart Form

9/29/2011 - Jeff Van Gundy Says "Very Few People Care" About The NBA Lockout

9/29/2011 - The Best Four Minutes Of Baseball Last Night, Presented In Split Screen

9/29/2011 - Matt Bryant Had His $3,000 Golf Clubs Stolen By His Chinese Food Deliveryman

9/29/2011 - The Fan Who Threw A Banana At A Black Hockey Player Did Not Know It Would Be Seen As Racist

9/29/2011 - Why It's OK To Hate Ron Jaworski And Jon Gruden

9/29/2011 - 20 Things Angry Buffalo Fans Wrote To A Female Sports Columnist Who Criticized The Bills

9/29/2011 - All The Baseball Announcers' Big, Joyous Calls Last Night (And Then One By Michael Kay)

9/29/2011 - A Sampling From One Artist's Effort To Draw All 295 Members Of The Baseball Hall Of Fame

9/29/2011 - Jose Reyes Is A Selfish, Gutless, Stat-Padding Quitter (Just Like Derek Jeter)

9/29/2011 - Dan Uggla Celebrated His Home Run Last Night By Dong-Bumping David Ross (Video)

9/29/2011 - Dan Shaughnessy, At Approximately 10 P.M. Wednesday: "The Red Sox Season Is Not Going To End Tonight"

9/29/2011 - SprtsCntr: The Collapses Were Epic, And So Were the Clichés

9/29/2011 - Watch Harold Reynolds And Dan Plesac React To Last Night's Baseball Games Like The Rest Of Us Did

9/29/2011 - Important Question Of The Night, Answered: Dan Johnson Did Not Go Deep To Some Dude's Nuts

9/29/2011 - And Your MLB Wild-Card Teams Are The St. Louis Cardinals And The Tampa Bay Rays

9/28/2011 - Let's Watch A Dutch Guy Scare The Living Hell Out Of A Chinese Guy On The Subway

9/28/2011 - Bosnian Cup Soccer Match Ends With One Team Getting Threateningly Chased Off The Pitch

9/28/2011 - Swedish Golf Course Hires Hunter To Shoot Two Fairway-Ruining Piglets Dead

9/28/2011 - Delonte West's Furniture-Store Job Application Is Absolutely Magical

9/28/2011 - Tonight: Anyone Hear Anything About This Rumor Involving The Yankees' GM?

9/28/2011 - Yankees GM Brian Cashman Possibly Caught In Messy Extramarital Affair

9/28/2011 - Here's Chad McGhee With Your Weekly Knox City Greyhounds Update And T-Shirt Sales Pitch

9/28/2011 - A Belarusian Goalie Participated In A Lionel Messi Trick-Shot Goal Today

9/28/2011 - Belligerent Galloping Lady Demonstrates The Funniest Way To Use A Treadmill

9/28/2011 - So Here's What Really Happened When A Pair Of Philly Football Writers Got Into A Fight Today

9/28/2011 - Your MLB Wild Card Shit Show Open Thread

9/28/2011 - In News Pretty Much Everyone Saw Coming, The Chargers Have Placed Bob Sanders On IR

9/28/2011 - Detroit Police Will Investigate The Ford Field "Booty Bus" That Its Officers Have Informally Investigated For A Year

9/28/2011 - The One Where We're Offered A Tape Of Two NFL Players Humping A Teenage Puerto Rican Prostitute (AUDIO VERSION)

9/28/2011 - A Very Quick Correction To A Very Dumb Rick Reilly Column

9/28/2011 - Bartolo Colon-O-Meter: The End Is The Beginning

9/28/2011 - The Ups And Downs Of Sidney Crosby's Scrambled Brain

9/28/2011 - Watch Bemused Florida Coach Will Muschamp Ask An Analogically Clumsy Reporter "What's A Padawan?"

9/28/2011 - Taylor Branch Expects Schools And Conferences To "Revolt" Against The NCAA Within Five Years

9/28/2011 - I Want Revenge On DirecTV

9/28/2011 - The Fan Who Threw A Banana At A Black Hockey Player Has Been Arrested


9/28/2011 - Bubba Starling, Golden Boy Royals Prospect, Busted For Underage Drinking

9/28/2011 - More Overwrought Fantasy Emails: Joe's Going To Carve You Up, Drink Your Blood, Rape Your Sister, And Beat Your Mother

9/28/2011 - The David Justice Lookalike Who Bombed Out Of Pro Baseball And Wound Up Playing David Justice In Moneyball

9/28/2011 - There Is An NBA GM Out There Who Doesn't Know How To Use Google

9/28/2011 - Jose Reyes Is One Point Ahead Of Ryan Braun For The NL Batting Title With One Game To Play (UPDATE)

9/28/2011 - An MLB Umpire Forgot The Count Last Night And Held The Game Up By Making A Phone Call (Video)

9/28/2011 - The $30 Product That Will Change How You Watch The NFL

9/28/2011 - SprtsCntr: The Wild-Card Races Tie It All Together

9/28/2011 - A Basketball Player Whose Life Was Saved By A Knee To The Groin

9/28/2011 - The Additional Rules For How To Cheer Like A St. Louis Rams Fan

9/28/2011 - How Has Steve Bartman Avoided Showing Up On The Internet After All These Years?

9/28/2011 - Giants Rookie Conor Gillaspie Had A Very Rookie Inside-The-Park Homer Last Night (Video)

9/28/2011 - Here's The "Wasted Man's Nightmare Stuck In A Funhouse" Video You Won't Regret Watching

9/27/2011 - After An 18-Second, 80-Yard Game-Winning Drive, Football Team Has To Answer To Guy In Banana Suit

9/27/2011 - Carlos Tevez Refused To Play In Manchester City's Champions League Match Today

9/27/2011 - Cleveland’s Sunday Tailgate Scene Also Included A Couple Who Ditched Their 9-Year-Old Foster Child

9/27/2011 - So, Michelle Beadle Apparently Sucked On Linda Cohn's Leg Today

9/27/2011 - Deadspin Classic: A Prayer For Steve Bartman

9/27/2011 - Today In Exploding Toilets News

9/27/2011 - Watch A Norwegian Soccer Player Score A Goal From Midfield With His Head

9/27/2011 - The C-Roll's Happy Ending: A Back-Row Handjob At A Marlins Game (NSFW)

9/27/2011 - I-Team: Which Former Phillies Prospect Was Filmed Reverse-Cowgirling At The Coliseum?

9/27/2011 - This Evening: Let's Watch 10 Stadium Demolitions In A Row

9/27/2011 - Rory McIlroy And Caroline Wozniacki Give Themselves An Insufferable Couple Nickname: Wozzilroy

9/27/2011 - Watching The Bengals Can Be A Fate Worse Than Death, Says Dying Bengals Fan

9/27/2011 - The Curse Of Dopey "Curse Of The Bambino" References, And Other Dumb Things About The Red Sox's Stretch Run

9/27/2011 - Matt Kemp Poses Shirtless, Sometimes Spends Too Much On Clothes, Wants A Woman He Can Shop With

9/27/2011 - Screw You, And Screw Your Man Card

9/27/2011 - Report: Arvydas Sabonis Suffered A Heart Attack Today

9/27/2011 - Black Hockey Player Pays The Bigotry Forward, Calls Sean Avery A "Fucking Faggot"

9/27/2011 - The NFL's Evolution, As Measured By Dan Dierdorfisms

9/27/2011 - We Remind You Once Again That Dan Shaughnessy Is Putrid

9/27/2011 - Cleveland's Sunday Tailgate Scene Includes Stand-Up Trailer Blowjob And Boxer-Brief Beatdowns

9/27/2011 - FC Barcelona Asks Nike For Jerseys That Won't Weigh Them Down With Their Own Sweat

9/27/2011 - Watch Jamie Dukes Be Totally Inappropriate With His Female NFL Network Co-Host (Video)

9/27/2011 - Rihanna's Bikini Top Offends Northern Ireland Farmer In Quaintest Dispute Ever

9/27/2011 - Some Guy In Taiwan Dropped His Daughter To Try To Catch A Baseball (Video)

9/27/2011 - SprtsCntr: Tony Romo Became A Grown Man Last Night

9/27/2011 - Growing Up On NFL Violence In A Violent Neighborhood

9/27/2011 - A Cockroach! And It Was Crawling Across The Field At Cowboys Stadium!

9/27/2011 - Atlanta Braves Have Had A Rough September, According To Newspaper's Middle School Line Graph

9/27/2011 - The Cowboys Didn't Lose Last Night, But It Wasn't For Lack Of Trying

9/26/2011 - Your Redskins-Cowboys Open Thread

9/26/2011 - Ozzie Guillen Says The White Sox Should Fire Him, Because He "Had A Great Team And They Played Like Shit"

9/26/2011 - The Irish Rugby Team Wins One For The Displaced

9/26/2011 - This Evening: Big Papi, Little Pee-Pee

9/26/2011 - Marvin Lewis Guarantees A Victory Over The Bills This Week, Because Why The Hell Not?

9/26/2011 - Did Buffalo Outsmart Bill Belichick?

9/26/2011 - Some Random Fan Joined The Cleveland Browns In Their On-Field Celebration Yesterday (Video)

9/26/2011 - Old Man Jack McKeon Will Retire After Wednesday's Game

9/26/2011 - Agent David Falk Says If The NBA Doesn't Start On Time, The Whole Season Will Be Canceled

9/26/2011 - Forget Boston, The Braves Are Going To Blow Their Playoff Spot

9/26/2011 - Deadspin I-Team: Ron MacLean's Shirtless Beer Guitar

9/26/2011 - Presenting the Kansas City Chiefs' 2011 Season Highlight Video, Featuring Matt Cassel

9/26/2011 - Should Michael Vick Stop Protecting The Ball And Start Protecting Himself?

9/26/2011 - John Lackey And The Convenient Myth Of The Boston Spotlight

9/26/2011 - SprtsCntr: For The Record, Mike Vick Is Not Complaining

9/26/2011 - Let's Watch Mark Sanchez Get His Face Put Back Together

9/26/2011 - Here's A Soccer Referee Who Takes Dives Just As Well As Any Player Does

9/26/2011 - A Soccer Player Melts In The Sweatiest Press Conference Ever

9/26/2011 - Ravaged By Irene: Oddibe McDowell's Water Bill Is $73.07 This Month Because Of A $21.00 Stormwater Fee

9/26/2011 - The New Jersey Nets Announce Their New Name

9/26/2011 - The Bills Grabbed A Lot More Than A Victory Yesterday Against The Patriots

9/26/2011 - The Sunday Night Football Crew Mentioned Peyton Manning 26 Times: A Compilation

9/26/2011 - TMZ Report Brings John Lackey Close To Tears During Awkward Post-Game Interview

9/25/2011 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jim: Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

9/25/2011 - Matt Schaub Brought A Ping Pong Ball To A Shootout: Your Sunday NFL Roundup

9/25/2011 - Referee Eats It In Raiders-Jets Game

9/25/2011 - If You Don't Get In His Face, Mark Sanchez Will Eat You Up: Your NFL Late Games Open Thread

9/25/2011 - The Biggest Loser In This Street Fight Is A Weave

9/25/2011 - "You Know Tom Coughlin Will Not Be Happy About That": Your NFL Early Games Open Thread

9/25/2011 - This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

9/25/2011 - Football-Recruit Impersonator Gets Arrested For DWI In Real Coach's Car

9/25/2011 - Did Kirk Herbstreit Drop An F Bomb In The LSU/WVU Booth Last Night?

9/24/2011 - Here's Video Of A Black Guy Hosing Down A Racist Lady In Motorized Wheelchair (NSFW)

9/24/2011 - After Further Review, Referees Still Likely Blew A Pivotal Extra Point Call In The Syracuse/Toledo Game

9/24/2011 - Your College Football Night Games Open Thread

9/24/2011 - Jayson Werth Meddled With The Nationals "Presidents Race" Again Today

9/24/2011 - Watch Marquis Maze's Incredible 83-Yard Punt Return For An Alabama Touchdown

9/24/2011 - This Week In Magnificent Mugshots

9/24/2011 - Notre Dame Really Wanted To Lose Today, But Pitt Wouldn't Let Them

9/24/2011 - Former Orioles Pitcher Mike Flanagan Threatened To Commit Suicide Several Times Before Doing So

9/24/2011 - Your College Football Afternoon Games Open Thread

9/24/2011 - Maradona's Totally Sorry About Kicking That Fan In Dubai

9/24/2011 - Jayson Werth Can't Even Help His Favorite "Racing President" Nationals Mascot Win

9/24/2011 - Your College Football Early Games Open Thread

9/24/2011 - Dodgers Game Marred By Giants Fan Trying To Interrupt The "Don't Stop Believing Guy"

9/24/2011 - They Cried Tears Of Joy And Praised The Heavens When The Brewers Clinched A Division Title

9/24/2011 - Deadspin's College Football Top 25 Or So: Tiger Eat Tiger

9/23/2011 - C-Roll Stash: Cleavage At The Ballpark, Cleavage At The Boxing Match, And An O.J. Simpson Cameo (NSFW)

9/23/2011 - Deadspin's Guide To Moneyball

9/23/2011 - In Which Will Carroll, At The Bottom Of The Sea, Hits Himself With A Hammer

9/23/2011 - This Evening: Erin Andrews Gets Ready For Game Day At WVU

9/23/2011 - Pearl Jam Fan Notes: Eddie Vedder Hates Me; Or, How To Kill Your Idols With A Used Condom In A Sorbet Cup

9/23/2011 - When Rap Ruled The World: A White Boy MC's Photo Album, 1986-1991

9/23/2011 - Yes, The Marlins Let "Leo Nunez" Play For Several Months Even Though They Knew He Forged His Identity

9/23/2011 - I-Team: Was Bruce Bochy Giving Interviews On The Shitter Last Night At Dodger Stadium?

9/23/2011 - "Life Is Like A Jump Shot": Reviewing The Unremarkable History Of NBA Rappers

9/23/2011 - Craig James And Jesse Palmer Share A Moment

9/23/2011 - The Surfer Grifter Surfaces, Hires Attorney, Threatens Lawsuit, Etc.

9/23/2011 - The Fake Outrage Over Fake Injuries; Or, How To Piss On An NFL Sideline Without Anyone Seeing

9/23/2011 - Billy Beane On His Pet Names For Brian Sabean

9/23/2011 - The Chicago Baseball Experience: Come For The Losing, Stay For The Unsanitary Food

9/23/2011 - Former UConn Star Tate George Charged In $2 Million Ponzi Scheme

9/23/2011 - Cockblocked By Coldplay!

9/23/2011 - Anyone Care What David Brooks Has To Say About Amateurism And The NCAA?

9/23/2011 - Orlando "Zeus" Brown, Tackle Best Known For Suing The NFL After Taking A Penalty Flag In His Eye, Dead At 40

9/23/2011 - 15 Seasons Later, The Blues' Would-Be Third Jerseys Are Still The Worst Ever

9/23/2011 - Dan Shaughnessy Wants The Red Sox Barred From The Playoffs Even If They Qualify

9/23/2011 - The Big East Is Reaping What Its Founder Sowed

9/23/2011 - Ohio Bobcats Get Black Jerseys, Completely Lose Their Shit

9/23/2011 - U.S. Ambassador Of Headers And Beautiful Goals Abby Wambach Gets Another One

9/23/2011 - Football Is Even More Exciting With A Spanish Announcer

9/23/2011 - SprtsCntr: ESPN Has A Thousand Words for "Will Play"

9/23/2011 - Bill Belichick, Terror Of The High Seas, On Roller Skates

9/23/2011 - Let's Watch A Russian Oligarch Preemptively Attack A Fellow Tycoon On A Talk Show

9/22/2011 - Fan Throws A Banana Peel At Black Player In Tonight's Flyers/Red Wings Game

9/22/2011 - Peruvian Goalkeeper Gets In Trouble For "Sexist, Denigrating" Comments About A Female Referee

9/22/2011 - Today In Marcus Camby Got Arrested With Weed In A School Zone News

9/22/2011 - ESPN's Jenn Brown Doesn't Think Highly Of Bitch Butch Jones

9/22/2011 - MLB's "Path To The Pennant" Programming Has Seemingly Taken An Unexpected Turn

9/22/2011 - Maradona Kicked A Fan Before Winning His First Game As A Coach In Dubai Today

9/22/2011 - Bryan Stow Speaks His First Words Since Dodger Stadium Beating

9/22/2011 - C-Roll Stash: In Which Unspeakable Things Happen To A Flagpole At A NASCAR Tailgate (NSFW)

9/22/2011 - Ferran Adria Will Provide Avant-Garde Food Particles To FC Barcelona's Future Lionel Messis

9/22/2011 - This Evening: Mariano Rivera's First Baseball Glove Was Made Out Of Cardboard (Video)

9/22/2011 - Andray Blatche Made Pitiful "Team Building Workout" T-Shirts For His Wizards Teammates

9/22/2011 - The Cincinnati Bearcats Think The Cincinnati Bearcats Logo Is Worthy Of Being Protected By Velvet Rope

9/22/2011 - Put A Björk In It: How A 14-Year-Old Album Is Still Influencing Music

9/22/2011 - Terry Francona Says Sphincters Remain Unclenched In The Red Sox Clubhouse

9/22/2011 - Pearl Jam Fan Notes: Joe Buck Talks About The Night Eddie Vedder Made Him Squeal

9/22/2011 - Statistics Are Ruining Baseball

9/22/2011 - Pearl Jam Fan Notes: The Perks Of Bartending Near Wrigley When Eddie Vedder's In Town

9/22/2011 - Jamaal Charles Takes A Ride On The Fantasy Meat Wagon

9/22/2011 - Dear Fox, Your Graphics Blow

9/22/2011 - Pearl Jam Fan Notes: Eddie Vedder And His Suitcase Full Of Wine Stroll A Tennessee Runway

9/22/2011 - Lady Gaga Won’t Empower You For Shit

9/22/2011 - Rashard Lewis Is "Willing To Sacrifice" Himself For The NBA Owners' Sins

9/22/2011 - If The '90s Braves Were Doctoring The Ball, More Power To Them

9/22/2011 - Some Asshole Tossed Either A Streamer Or A Cash Register Roll That Hit A Soccer Referee In The Head (Video)

9/22/2011 - Djokovic-Federer Had Nothing On Christ-Satan, Says Writer Who Is Not Joking

9/22/2011 - SprtsCntr: Coming To You Live From Michael Vick's Hippocampus

9/22/2011 - Logan Morrison Would Like To Borrow Your Black Flag T-Shirt

9/22/2011 - Presenting What Could Be The First Nasty Face-To-Boards Hit Of The NHL Preseason

9/22/2011 - Today In Desperate Craigslist Casual-Encounters Posts

9/21/2011 - Six-Foot 200-Pound Red Kangaroo Hurts 80-Year-Old Ohio Man "All Over"

9/21/2011 - Kobe Bryant Makes A Cameo In UC Irvine Athletics's Horrendous "Love Shack" Video

9/21/2011 - If You're Comfortable Watching Girls Run Facefirst Into Soccer Goalposts, Watch This

9/21/2011 - Somebody Stole A Minor-League Baseball Mascot's Head And That Makes People Sad

9/21/2011 - Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape Partner Isn't Proud Of Brawling With A Rapper During Vegas Fight Weekend

9/21/2011 - Here's Chad McGhee With Your Weekly Knox City Greyhounds Update

9/21/2011 - Cops: A Couple Of Pounds Of Marijuana Got Shipped To The Home Where Two Cincinnati Bengals Live

9/21/2011 - More From The C-Roll Stash: Boobs And People With Boobs Eating Ice Cream (NSFW)

9/21/2011 - Your Pearl Jam Fan Notes Contest Assignment: One Ed Vedder, Captured.

9/21/2011 - This Evening: LeBron James Has A Dream, Cupcakes

9/21/2011 - Fox NFL Sunday Analysts Are Really, Totally Not Transparently Excited About The X Factor

9/21/2011 - Erin Andrews: Limber

9/21/2011 - Delonte West Was Tripping On Antipsychotic Drugs The Night He Got Pulled Over With Three Guns

9/21/2011 - I Bought My Ticket But The Game Was Gone: Pearl Jam And The SuperSonics, 1990-2008

9/21/2011 - The Vince Young Imposter Has Been Breaking Hearts All Over D.C.

9/21/2011 - A Drunk's Guide To Watching Rugby

9/21/2011 - A Paranoid Rampage Jackson Says Jon "Bones" Jones Has Spies In His Camp

9/21/2011 - ESPN The Magazine Invites You To Read An Entire Issue About How Good Boston Sports Teams Are

9/21/2011 - How Dan Snyder Is The Elvis Of NFL Owners

9/21/2011 - What If HGH Could Cure Peyton Manning?

9/21/2011 - A Handy Timeline Guide To The Ongoing Hack-A-Shaq Saga

9/21/2011 - This Is Why You Suck, Lakers Fans

9/21/2011 - Mets Consider Making Citi Field More Homer-Happy

9/21/2011 - Partying Bruins Refused A Round Of Shots From Angry Canucks Fan Ryan Reynolds

9/21/2011 - Metta World Peace's "Stiff Cha-Cha" Doesn't Get Past The First Round Of DWTS

9/21/2011 - Joe Posnanski's Profile Of Bill James Will Get You Pumped For Moneyball

9/21/2011 - The Two Cops Who Beat Up A Maryland Student Last Year Have Been Indicted

9/21/2011 - NFL Sends Strongly-Worded Memo To Teams Telling Them To Stop Faking Injuries, Please

9/21/2011 - Cristiano Ronaldo Gives Fans The Finger, Denies Giving Fans The Finger (Video)

9/21/2011 - Here's Luther Campbell's Lawsuit Against Nevin Shapiro

9/21/2011 - Missing Homeless San Francisco Giants Fan Found In LA

9/21/2011 - "Hit 'Em In The Face As Hard As You Can," Then Pray: Pee-Wee Coach Shows Why Football Won't Be Getting Less Violent

9/21/2011 - SprtsCntr: Jonathan Papelbon Fails Amid A Swarm of Clichés

9/21/2011 - Michael Jordan's Golf Bag Would Like To Inform You That Michael Jordan Has Six Rings

9/21/2011 - Terry Bradshaw Looks Like He'd Rather Be Watching "The View"

9/21/2011 - There Was A Pretty Nice Goal In Today's Real Sociedad/Granada La Liga Match

9/21/2011 - When You Taunt A Lacrosse Hurling Opponent, You Might Get Kicked In The Balls

9/21/2011 - The Marlins Went Ahead And Misspelled Logan Morrison's Name On The Jumbotron Tonight

9/20/2011 - Man Arrested For Stealing Dolphins Jerseys Shows Up To Court In A Dolphins Jersey

9/20/2011 - Transgender Brawl In San Antonio Involves One Person Slamming Another Into A News Van

9/20/2011 - After Silent Protest Designed To Prove They Can Behave, Swedish Soccer Fans Misbehave

9/20/2011 - High School Football Player Undergoes Brain Surgery After Suffering Serious Concussion In Game

9/20/2011 - Presenting Your Larry Merchant Photoshop Winner, Runner-Up And Honorable Mentions

9/20/2011 - More From The C-Roll Stash: Reverse Cowgirl In The Coliseum Cheap Seats (NSFW)

9/20/2011 - Turkey Makes Soccer Games Less Drunk, Angry, Riotous By Banning Male Fans

9/20/2011 - This Evening: Disco Joe Torre

9/20/2011 - Feed Me To The Detroit Lions!

9/20/2011 - Deadspin Classic: Ines Sainz, You Give Me An Erection

9/20/2011 - Not The Bees!

9/20/2011 - How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Drake

9/20/2011 - Purple Drank And The Secret Of NFL Quarterbacking

9/20/2011 - This Is What It’s Like To Be Hungover At 34

9/20/2011 - Is The Justice Department Responsible For Online Poker's Ponzi Scheme?

9/20/2011 - Deadspin Classic: The Forgotten Man Of Moneyball

9/20/2011 - Former IT Guy "Will Ruin Shaq," One Embarrassing Leak At A Time

9/20/2011 - Surfer Grifter Hits The Red Carpet At The Emmys, Possibly Responds To Allegations, Continues To Lie

9/20/2011 - In Which We Propose New Bathroom Zoning Laws

9/20/2011 - Carson Palmer Prefers Tailgating At USC Games To Losing More Games With The Bengals

9/20/2011 - Michael Boley Hugged It Out With The Kid He Nailed In The Face

9/20/2011 - Cam Newton, A Quarterback To Build A Dream On

9/20/2011 - The Weekend's Best Tackle Was On This Guy Running From The Cops

9/20/2011 - Texas A&M Fans Provoke Baylor With Waco Billboard: "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Conference Deal"

9/20/2011 - SprtsCntr: All New York, All The Time

9/20/2011 - Lady Gaga Poured Champagne Into A Disabled Section At The Giants Game Last Night

9/20/2011 - Ah Yes, The Old "Off The Back Of The Defender's Skull" Own Goal

9/20/2011 - The Enduring Myth Of Mookie Blaylock And Pearl Jam

9/20/2011 - Mike Stanton Hit The Ball About 900 Feet Last Night

9/20/2011 - The Rams Were A Real Pain In Ahmad Bradshaw's Nuts Last Night

9/20/2011 - Eli Manning Told Suzy Kolber He Was Impressed With How Big Brandon Stokley's Package Grew During The Game

9/19/2011 - Giants LB Michael Boley Celebrates His Return TD By Whipping The Ball At Some Dude's Face

9/19/2011 - Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

9/19/2011 - The C-Roll Stash, Part 1: Sex Above The SkyDome (NSFW)

9/19/2011 - NBC's Sorry That They Got Michael Vick Intercepted

9/19/2011 - Found: A Vintage Collection Of NSFW Footage Of Stadium Sex, Nip-Slips, Boob-Flashes At Sporting Events

9/19/2011 - This Evening: LOLMets, Now With Rookies Dressed As Cheerleaders

9/19/2011 - We're Not Saying You Should Vote Nickelback For Ottawa's Goal Song; We're Just Saying You Can

9/19/2011 - Mariano Rivera Just Became Baseball's All-Time Saves Leader (Video)

9/19/2011 - Vince Young Says There's A Fake Vince Young In The D.C. Area (Updated)

9/19/2011 - Kansas State In Uproar Over "Every Man" Slogan

9/19/2011 - The Kansas City Chiefs' Sad Cavalcade Of Torn Knee Ligaments

9/19/2011 - Mark Cuban Orders You To Get Rich For America, Pay Taxes At Undisclosed Rates

9/19/2011 - The Referee Tries To Explain What Happened In Mayweather-Ortiz

9/19/2011 - All The Details Of The Sarah Palin-Glen Rice Coitus You've Been Waiting For

9/19/2011 - Levante 1, Real Madrid 0: How Did The Team That's "Ugly, Poor, And Bad At Football" Beat La Liga's Rich Pretty Boy?

9/19/2011 - Michael Vick’s Head Injury Is The NFL’s Worst Nightmare

9/19/2011 - A Handy Map Of Where To Burn Your Couches When WVU Beats/Loses To LSU

9/19/2011 - Here's Video Of Charles Barkley Singing Karaoke This Weekend

9/19/2011 - Deadspin Music Week 2011: The PJ20 Edition

9/19/2011 - Rick Pitino Is Introspective About The Big East Exodus, Invokes "Good Old Abe Pagoda"

9/19/2011 - That Astonishing Raiders-Bills Game Had Its Heidi Moment

9/19/2011 - Rob Ryan's Play Chart Had A Photo Of A Woman In A Bikini On It (Updated)

9/19/2011 - EA Sports' New "Dive" Feature In FIFA 12 Could Have Been More Subtle

9/19/2011 - SprtsCntr: All Hands On Deck, Michael Vick Is Hurt

9/19/2011 - In Michigan, The Grandmas Shotgun Beers Better Than You

9/19/2011 - Cedric Benson's Ass Was Showing Yesterday

9/18/2011 - Sunday NFL Roundup: Rex Ryan and Mike Westhoff Discuss The Finer Things Edition

9/18/2011 - Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

9/18/2011 - This Poor Ball Boy Wasn't Trained In The Art Of Catching A Soccer Ball Before It Hits His Face

9/18/2011 - This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

9/18/2011 - Joe Morgan Led The World's Largest Chicken Dance With Attractive Ladies In German Dresses Yesterday

9/18/2011 - Watch Luke McCown And Mark Sanchez Take Quarterback Ineptitude To New Heights

9/18/2011 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread

9/18/2011 - Arkansas State's Football Coaches Have Uniquely Suggestive Play-Calling Signals

9/18/2011 - Watch Wayne Rooney Totally Flub A Penalty Kick Against Chelsea

9/18/2011 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread

9/18/2011 - Poll: 54 Percent Of Washington D.C. Sports Fans Disapprove Of Daniel Snyder

9/18/2011 - Photoshop Contest: Larry Merchant On The Edge

9/18/2011 - That Mayweather/Ortiz Fight Was Something, Wasn't It?

9/18/2011 - Here's Ringside Video Of The Controversial Mayweather/Ortiz Fourth Round (UPDATE)

9/18/2011 - This Is What Larry Merchant Looked Like Before Telling Floyd Mayweather He'd Kick His Ass In 1961

9/17/2011 - Here's UConn's Official Statement About The Iowa State Mascot Fiasco

9/17/2011 - It's Floyd Mayweather Vs. Victor Ortiz Fight Night In Las Vegas

9/17/2011 - An Italian-League Goalkeeper Got Knocked Unconscious From A Kick To The Head (Video)

9/17/2011 - Hey Look, More Photos Of Matt Leinart Hanging Out With Party Girls!

9/17/2011 - An Interesting Guest Will Visit The Pittsburgh Steelers Tomorrow

9/17/2011 - Your College Football Night Games Open Thread

9/17/2011 - Four Arrested During Attempted Burglary At Manny Pacquiao's L.A. Mansion

9/17/2011 - Iowa State Mascot "Cy" Types Cryptically About His Arm Getting Broken At UConn

9/17/2011 - Unemployed WR Terrell Owens Is The Selfish Driver Of A 2003 VW Beetle

9/17/2011 - Here's Video Of All Eight Goals In Barcelona's Victory Over Osasuna

9/17/2011 - Your College Football Afternoon Games Open Thread

9/17/2011 - Wife Of Former Vikings Player Charged In Fatal Hit-And-Run, Denies Knowing She Hit Someone

9/17/2011 - Strippers Help Australian Youth Football Team Celebrate A Big Win

9/17/2011 - Your College Football Early Games Open Thread

9/17/2011 - All Welshmen Are Named Gareth, And Other Early Lessons From The Rugby World Cup

9/17/2011 - Did Some UConn Fans Break The Iowa State Mascot's Arm Last Night?

9/17/2011 - Watch A High School Cheerleader Get Run Over By A High School Football Team

9/17/2011 - Boise State Calls Mississippi State's Misspelling And Raises Em A Misplaced Apostrophe

9/16/2011 - Notre Dame Fightin' Leprechaun Needs To Brush Up On His ’80s Anthem Music

9/16/2011 - College Football By The Numbers: A Deadspin Extravaganza Of Ranked Listings

9/16/2011 - This Evening: Kerry On, Colts Fans

9/16/2011 - The 25 Douchiest Football Schools In America

9/16/2011 - Your Field Guide To The Assorted Kerfuffles Over Moneyball, The Movie

9/16/2011 - What The Hell Did Crazy Dennis Rodman Say In The Bleeped-Out Portion Of This Interview That So Terrified The Interviewer?

9/16/2011 - Who's Smart And Good At Football? Presenting Your AP-U.S. News Scholar-Athlete Rankings

9/16/2011 - Charles Barkley Says Michael Jordan Should Buy A Dog, Then Maybe He Wouldn't Be So Angry All The Time

9/16/2011 - Dan Snyder Is Saving The World, According To Idiot

9/16/2011 - Goldy Gopher Dancing To A Forgettable 80s Song Just Might Save Minnesota Football

9/16/2011 - Rafael Nadal Was For Playing Tennis This Week Before He Was Against It

9/16/2011 - You're Not As Cool During A Hookup As You Think You Are

9/16/2011 - Watch A Nervous MLS Rookie Recite A Spoken-Word Love Poem To Hope Solo

9/16/2011 - Public School Forces Football Team To Forfeit Game Because Some Players Are Sexually Active

9/16/2011 - Hannah Cornett, The Surfer Grifter, Once Dated Tim Couch

9/16/2011 - The Idea Of Paying College Athletes Is Having Its Moment

9/16/2011 - Jim Leyland Is Finally Wearing A Fresh Pair Of Underwear

9/16/2011 - "Wombshifter", And All The Other Inappropriate Things Mike Tyson Said About Glen Rice Humping Sarah Palin

9/16/2011 - SprtsCntr: ESPN Licking Itself, Brought To You By Wendy's

9/16/2011 - Here's Video Of Bill Belichick Cursing At Derrick Mason Before Shouting, "Can You Look At The Scoreboard?"

9/16/2011 - College Football In Mississippi Has Gone To The Dogs

9/15/2011 - Watch An Agile Woman Juggle Five Balls With Her Hands And Feet

9/15/2011 - Today In Great Quotes About Jayhawk Terrorism In Missouri

9/15/2011 - Stories Like This Confirm That Cleveland Needs Carl Monday Now More Than Ever

9/15/2011 - Jozy Altidore Scored A Nice Goal In His UEFA Europa League Match Today

9/15/2011 - Mississippi State Football Fans Make Up For Spelling Deficiencies With Classy T-Shirts

9/15/2011 - Mississippi State Football Fans Aren't Strong Spellers

9/15/2011 - Josh Hamilton Cost An Insurance Company $500K Last Night

9/15/2011 - FOX Sports Was Wrong, Asian Students Freaking Love College Football

9/15/2011 - Deadspin's College Football Top 25 Or So: Feeling Cocky

9/15/2011 - This Evening: LOLMets, Now In License Plate Form

9/15/2011 - Vladimir Putin Is Manly Sportsman Of Sport

9/15/2011 - Here's An Actual Sport That Requires Nothing More Than Holding A Beer

9/15/2011 - A Running Diary Of One Of The Greatest American Rugby Performances Ever

9/15/2011 - Who Does Andre Johnson Think Is The Best WR In Football? Not Andre Johnson

9/15/2011 - Cristiano Ronaldo Thinks He Knows Why You're Heckling Him, May Be Right

9/15/2011 - In West Virginia, Even The Old Ladies Spit On Opposing Football Players

9/15/2011 - A Rugby Glossary & Position Guide

9/15/2011 - This Is The Kind Of Horrible Surgery NFL Players Will Go Through To Play

9/15/2011 - You Can Now Buy The Amarillo Sox Mascot That Had A Huge Erection

9/15/2011 - Let's Go Deep Inside The Spine Of Peyton Manning

9/15/2011 - The NCAA's Pocket Universe Is Collapsing

9/15/2011 - Finally, A Chance To Dress Up Like The Super Bowl Grounds Crew

9/15/2011 - Rick Reilly Ate Gross Stuff Off Of A Carpet In The Name Of Journalistic Integrity

9/15/2011 - Former Heavyweight Boxing Champ Hunts Yeti, Finds Self

9/15/2011 - Cal Coaches Use Foolproof Technique To Connect With Their Team: White Person R&B

9/15/2011 - A Gruesome Wipe-Out Left This Surfer With Coral Lodged In Her Face

9/15/2011 - Can I Call You Back Later? There's A Foul Ball Screaming Toward My Head

9/15/2011 - SprtsCntr: Picking Apart Tony Romo

9/15/2011 - The Surfer Grifter: The Weird Tale Of Hannah Cornett And Her $20K Vegas Hotel Bill (UPDATE)

9/15/2011 - The Indians' Shelley Duncan Made Leaping Catches At The Wall Three Straight Times Last Night

9/15/2011 - A Seemingly Naked Australian Rules Football Player Got Arrested For Roughing Up A Thai Cop

9/15/2011 - Tom Brady Wants Patriots Fans To Get Rowdy, "Lubed Up" On Sunday

9/15/2011 - Watch A Mom Jump Into A Fist Fight Between Her Daughter And Another 12-Year-Old Girl (NSFW)

9/14/2011 - Here Are Eight Mugshots Of Amish Guys With Odd Hair And Beards

9/14/2011 - Sadly, There Isn't Video Of Those Prison Guards Who Stabbed And Maced People At The Albuquerque Hooters

9/14/2011 - Several Broncos Fans Plan To Spend Their Super Bowl Savings On "Start Tebow" Billboards

9/14/2011 - Presenting Footage Of Auburn's Eagle Mascot Crashing Into A Luxury Box Window

9/14/2011 - Here's Chad McGhee With Your Weekly Knox City Greyhounds Update And Blistering Jerry Jones Take Down

9/14/2011 - If You're In Manhattan On Sunday And Would Like To Watch Football With Us, Please Stop By, Penis Breathers

9/14/2011 - Dead Team Walking: A Night Of Suffocating Solitude With The 2011 New York Mets

9/14/2011 - Great Moments In NCAA Hypocrisy: How Penn State Defended Its Integrity, Seven Years After It Sold Out (Updated)

9/14/2011 - This Evening: Let's Have A Look At Soccer's Latest Dive Of The Year Candidate

9/14/2011 - The Losingest Losers Extend Their String of Losing Seasons

9/14/2011 - My Team Threw For 731 Yards And Lost

9/14/2011 - Read Braylon Edwards' $14 Million Slander Lawsuit Against The Busboys Who Said He Attacked Them

9/14/2011 - The 61-Year-Old College Kicker Is Doing Well, Has To Use The Bathroom A Lot

9/14/2011 - Palin Splash

9/14/2011 - This 2008 CBS News Sarah Palin Campaign Headline Now Has A Whole New Meaning, Doesn't It?

9/14/2011 - Here's Sarah Palin Reporting On Glen Rice's Michigan Team Three Months After They Allegedly Humped

9/14/2011 - Meet The Miami Marlins (New Look! Same Slightly-Below-.500 Taste!)

9/14/2011 - I-Team: Which College Basketball Team Guaranteed A Walk-Out If They Made The NCAA Final?

9/14/2011 - Curt Leskanic Had A Ridiculously High Breathalyzer Score During His DUI

9/14/2011 - Why Yes, Jaguars Fans Tailgated With A Skeleton In A Bloody And Torn Steve McNair Jersey

9/14/2011 - Ines Sainz Showed Up To Jets Practice Today In Four-Inch Heels And An Azure Cocktail Dress

9/14/2011 - Skip Bayless Finally Faces Down Chris Bosh After A Year Of Calling Him "Bosh Spice"

9/14/2011 - Is This The NFL's Juiced Ball Era?

9/14/2011 - Chris Carpenter Was Not Pleased With Himself After Giving Up A Game-Tying Homer Last Night (Video)

9/14/2011 - Alexandre Pato And Leo Messi Create Some Great Goals As AC Milan And Barcelona Kick Off The Champions League Season

9/14/2011 - This Is Just The Saddest Tigers Headline Ever

9/14/2011 - SprtsCntr: Milestones For The Boston, New York, And Philly Teams You Never, Ever Hear About

9/14/2011 - Your Study Guide To The Atlantic's Massive, Withering Story About The Wretchedness Of The NCAA

9/14/2011 - Sparks Really Did Fly When Alex Avila Took A Foul Ball Off His Facemask Last Night (Video)

9/14/2011 - New Biography Claims Sarah Palin Had A One-Night Stand With Glen Rice In 1987

9/13/2011 - Arizona State's QB Has Most Arizona State Bicep Tattoo Ever: "Live Life To It's Fullest"

9/13/2011 - Today In Hilarious Baseball Stat Acronym Humor

9/13/2011 - This Evening: Tupac Shakur, Dead 15 Years To The Day, Forever A Dookie

9/13/2011 - Maybe Justin Bieber Isn't The Most Loyal Maple Leafs Fan After All

9/13/2011 - Jay Mariotti Pleads No Contest And Is Already Back on Twitter Promoting A Book

9/13/2011 - We've Distilled The Most Thrilling Moments From NFL Films' Bill Belichick Documentary For You

9/13/2011 - Was Sebastian Janikowski's 63-Yard Field Goal The NFL's Longest 63-Yarder?

9/13/2011 - Theo Epstein Says The Red Sox's Nosedive Is "A Tremendous Opportunity"

9/13/2011 - TASER® Trademark Hounds Insist Man Using "Taser" At Stadium Fight Was Not Using TASER®

9/13/2011 - Millionaire Or Pauper: What Are College Athletes Worth?

9/13/2011 - Today In Mistress-Related Scuba-Gear Death News

9/13/2011 - Alternate Footage Of The Cowboys/Jets Taser Fight

9/13/2011 - The Same Ref Who Worked The Seahawks-Steelers Super Bowl Will Work This Week's Seahawks-Steelers Game

9/13/2011 - West Virginia Athletics Requests That Students Refrain From Wearing "West Fuckin Virginia" T-Shirts

9/13/2011 - What Are the Odds That You Know A Murderer?

9/13/2011 - Tom Brady Is No Novak Djokovic

9/13/2011 - Fat Curt Schilling Air-Mails A Ceremonial First Pitch

9/13/2011 - The 2011 MLB Rookie Hazing Costume Collection

9/13/2011 - The Russian Backwater Samuel Eto'o Now Plays Soccer In Is Too Dangerous For Samuel Eto'o To Live In

9/13/2011 - St. Louis Rams Release Adorable Video To Help Teach Their Fans How To Cheer

9/13/2011 - Maryland Athletics Requests That Students Refrain From Yelling "Fuck You" At 11-Year-Olds During Football Games

9/13/2011 - The USA 3-On-3 Women's Basketball Team Only Had Two Healthy Players At The World Championships. How'd They Do?

9/13/2011 - SprtsCntr: ESPN Is Writing Tom Brady's Name All Over Its Trapper Keeper

9/13/2011 - Jonathan Toews Went To A Hockey Camp And Checked A Child To The Ice (Video)

9/13/2011 - How Did Tony La Russa Cost The Cardinals The Game This Time?

9/13/2011 - Tom Brady Doesn't Need Wide Receivers To Pass For Hundreds Of Yards

9/13/2011 - Reds Scrub Juan Francisco Hit This Home Run All The Way Out Of The Stadium

9/13/2011 - Cowboys Fan Didn't Just Taser A Jets Fan; He Tasered A Marine On 9/11

9/13/2011 - Sebastian Janikowski Rewarded Himself With A Dip After His Record-Tying Field Goal

9/13/2011 - Sebastian Janikowski Just Tied The NFL Record With A 63-Yard Field Goal (Video)

9/12/2011 - Your MNF Late Game Open Thread

9/12/2011 - Here's Ron Jaworski Saying Shit On Monday Night Football (UPDATE: And His Awkward Apology)

9/12/2011 - Here's Manny Ramirez's Mug Shot After His Arrest On Domestic Dispute Battery Charges In Florida (UPDATE)

9/12/2011 - Joe Barry Carroll Refused To Give Up His Seat To A White Lady, Is Now Suing

9/12/2011 - The NBA Fines Michael Jordan $100,000 For Saying The Most Inoffensive Things Ever

9/12/2011 - Your MNF Early Game Open Thread

9/12/2011 - Celebrating Serena Williams, Tennis Traditionalist

9/12/2011 - Jay Cutler Doesn’t Need To Be Loved By You

9/12/2011 - When The Flag Is Up, You May As Well Shoot For YouTube

9/12/2011 - This Evening: The Nationals' Rookies, Hazed To Dress As Smurfs, With Stephen Strasburg As Papa Smurf

9/12/2011 - A Brief Dispatch From Las Vegas On The Occasion Of The Jets Beating The Cowboys On 9/11

9/12/2011 - UCF Student Fights With Police Officers And Loses, UCF Fans Respond With Thundersticks

9/12/2011 - Bartolo Colon-O-Meter: Roy Hobbs Meets Sisyphus

9/12/2011 - Watching A Boxing Beauty Contest On A Night Of Crappy Americana

9/12/2011 - Justin Bieber Is A More Dedicated Sports Fan Than You

9/12/2011 - Help Us Finish "The Snydering" (Our Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder Group Fiction)

9/12/2011 - If There Is One Man Who Can Pull Off Socks, Sandals, And A Blazer, It's Probably Michael Vick

9/12/2011 - Charles P. Pierce Takes His Red-Hot Career To Grantland

9/12/2011 - NC State's Basketball Coach Will Jump Out Of A Plane And Land At The 50-Yard Line For, Um, "Military Appreciation Week"

9/12/2011 - The NFL Goes Out of Its Way to Make People Look Stupid

9/12/2011 - We Could Watch Tony Romo Take A Snap To The Gut Over And Over Again

9/12/2011 - How Sportswriters Became Obsessed With NCAA Scandals

9/12/2011 - MLB Physically Took FDNY And NYPD Caps From The Mets To Keep Them From Wearing Them Last Night

9/12/2011 - Freak Out Even Mo-ah, Red Sox Fans: Tampa Bay Just Added The Minor Leagues' Best Pitcher To Its Bullpen

9/12/2011 - Clydesdales Genuflecting Toward Lower Manhattan, And Other 9/11 Inanities

9/12/2011 - SprtsCntr: Merril Hodge Has A New Toy

9/12/2011 - Ines Sainz Wanted Everyone To Know She Was At The Jets Game Last Night

9/12/2011 - We've Found The Unluckiest Soccer Team In The World: Off The Woodwork 3 Times In 3 Seconds

9/12/2011 - Once Upon A Time, Serena And That Same Chair Umpire Laughed Off Her Hindrance And They Replayed The Point

9/12/2011 - Brian Billick Said The Rams "Had Some Sex With The No-Huddle Offense"

9/12/2011 - Chris Myers Needed A Bourbon On The Rocks To Get Through Lions/Buccaneers

9/12/2011 - Behold This Bumbling Romo-Sanchez Lowlight Reel

9/12/2011 - Tony Soprano Probably Saved The Jets By Having The Cowboys Whacked

9/12/2011 - Lone Lokomotiv Yarolslavl Player To Survive Crash Dies

9/12/2011 - 9/11 Stadium Brawl At Jets-Cowboys Game Includes One Fan Zapping People With A Taser

9/11/2011 - Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

9/11/2011 - Your Week 1 NFL Roundup

9/11/2011 - Looks Like Somebody Pissed Themselves At Today's Chargers Game

9/11/2011 - Before Losing The U.S. Open Finals, Serena Williams Told The Umpire She Was An Unattractive Hater

9/11/2011 - Watch Cam Newton's First All Growed Up Touchdown Passes

9/11/2011 - This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

9/11/2011 - Red Sox Fans, Now's The Time To Freak The Fahhk Out

9/11/2011 - Young Kansas City Fan Just Seems To Get What Coach Haley's All About

9/11/2011 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread

9/11/2011 - Here's Video Of The Friday Night Fights At A Detroit Eatery

9/11/2011 - Today In News About Youth Coaches Getting Arrested On Child-Pornography Charges

9/11/2011 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread

9/11/2011 - Presenting Details Culled From The Heroic, Romantic Tale Of How Dan Snyder Courted Mike Shanahan

9/11/2011 - Here's A Picture Of An Amorous Moment Between A Yankees Starting Pitcher And Backup Catcher

9/11/2011 - Even The Great Lionel Messi Dives Sometimes

9/11/2011 - Denard Robinson Took Just 21 Seconds To Lead Michigan's 80-Yard Game-Winning Drive Over Notre Dame

9/10/2011 - Daniel Snyder Finally Dismisses His Dumbass Libel Lawsuit Against The Washington City Paper

9/10/2011 - M-Bish, Who Smokes That Kush, Totally Calls His Fellow Tenth Graders Out As Tools, Dirty Rags

9/10/2011 - Your College Football Night Games Open Thread

9/10/2011 - Watch Novak Djokovic Steal The U.S. Open Crowd, Momentum And Semifinal Match From Roger Federer

9/10/2011 - Brian Kelly Gets The "U Mad Bro?" College GameDay Sign Treatment

9/10/2011 - Here's Video Of The Goal-Line Stand That Kept Auburn's Winning Streak Alive

9/10/2011 - Your College Football Afternoon Games Open Thread

9/10/2011 - The Video That This Phillies Fan Made May Be The Strangest Fan Video You'll Ever See

9/10/2011 - Watch A Chelsea Player Take Cleats To His Back And Decide For Yourself Whether It Was Intentional

9/10/2011 - Your College Football Early Games Open Thread

9/10/2011 - Your U.S. Open Semifinals Open Thread

9/10/2011 - Now The Phillies Have Decided To Affect The Outcome Of Milwaukee's Sausage Races

9/10/2011 - At Least Four Arizona State Fans Went To Last Night's Game In Blackface

9/9/2011 - Colin Cowherd Got A Prostate Exam Today, And You Should Get One Too

9/9/2011 - This Evening: Welcome To Green Bay, Randall Cobb. How About A Handjob?

9/9/2011 - Grizzly Relays And Rugby Widows: Deadspin's Dispatches From The 2011 Rugby World Cup

9/9/2011 - Just In Time For 9/11, Today Is Anthrax Day In The Bronx

9/9/2011 - Deadspin's College Football Top 25 Or So: Lightning Round

9/9/2011 - Where Did Ryan Fitzpatrick Go To College, Again?

9/9/2011 - Paul Hamm Is Just Another Unemployed Drunk Male Gymnast Now

9/9/2011 - The Saints And Packers Did Not Look Like Football Robots

9/9/2011 - Joe Paterno's Presidential Medal Of Freedom Is Closer Than Ever

9/9/2011 - Grantland Republished David Foster Wallace's Epic 2006 Essay on Roger Federer, And You Should Go Read It Now

9/9/2011 - Always Clean The Blood Off Your Hands Before You Hook Up

9/9/2011 - LeBron Introduces The World To His Sister LeBre'sha, Who Is Actually Just LeBron In Drag

9/9/2011 - Here's Rony Seikaly Looking Like A Haggard Drag Queen While DJing At Burning Man

9/9/2011 - Snooki Will Not Wave The Green Flag At This Weekend's NASCAR Race After All

9/9/2011 - Visor-Wearing Phillies Fan Proposes At Phillies Game To Girlfriend Holding Bud Light, So Now They Can Go Have Horrible Phillies Children Together

9/9/2011 - Joe Morgan Will Lead The World's Largest Chicken Dance For Cincinnati's Oktoberfest

9/9/2011 - Football Coach Says His Team "Don't Need No Meows, No Cats" In Presser Of The Year

9/9/2011 - Here's The Tom Brady UGG Commercial That Will Air On Monday Night Football

9/9/2011 - Saints-Packers: A Ridiculously Fan-Pleasing Season Opener

9/9/2011 - The Deadspin Guide To Trolling NFL Players On Twitter

9/9/2011 - Dan Snyder Is Suing Washington City Paper Over A Story He Has Never Read, Because Dan Snyder Is A Prick

9/9/2011 - SprtsCntr: There Is Only The NFL

9/9/2011 - The Heartbreaking Hockey Funeral For Lokomotiv Yaroslavl

9/9/2011 - Michele Tafoya Seems To Be Staring At Whatever Al Michaels Finds So Funny

9/9/2011 - When The DEA Raided A Texas High-School Volleyball Coach's House, They Found Steroids And Blow

9/8/2011 - The Reports Of NFL Special-Teams Excitement's Demise Were Probably Premature

9/8/2011 - Two Ladies Enter This Street Fight, One Leaves Topless (NSFW)

9/8/2011 - Curtis Granderson And The Orioles's Mascot Shared A Moment This Afternoon

9/8/2011 - A Man In "Crotchless Chaps-Style Spandex With His Genitals And Buttocks Showing" Played With Fire

9/8/2011 - Deadspin NFL Kickoff

9/8/2011 - Your First Game Of The NFL Regular Season Open Thread

9/8/2011 - Carl Everett Was Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting A Member Of His Family

9/8/2011 - Pig Poops On Own Balls (Photo NSFW Because Pig Is Pooping On Its Own Giant Balls)

9/8/2011 - This Evening: The Guy In The Blue Shirt Behind Brooklyn Decker Would Like You To Know He Plays With Himself

9/8/2011 - Semi-Cryptic NFL Wagering Advice From A Committed Gambler

9/8/2011 - Fox Sports Canceled The Show That Made Fun Of USC's Asian Students

9/8/2011 - Andy Roddick Totally Flipped Out Over The Court Still Being Wet At The U.S. Open (Video)

9/8/2011 - Trolling NFL Players On Twitter: A Gallery

9/8/2011 - Oscar De La Hoya Wore A Full-Body Fishnet, Because, C'mon, Who Doesn't After A Few Drinks?

9/8/2011 - I Feel Bad About Peyton Manning's Neck

9/8/2011 - This Can't Be Good: Peyton Manning Reportedly Had Additional Neck Surgery Today

9/8/2011 - George W. Bush Will Narrate A Two-Minute Intro To An NFL Pregame Show On 9/11, And Not The Ones On CBS, NBC, Or ESPN

9/8/2011 - Like The Real Thing, Fake Brett Favre Just Won't Go Away

9/8/2011 - The Bunt Home Run And The World-Famous Sneaker Company That May Not Exist

9/8/2011 - Nyjer Morgan Is Trying His Damnedest To Engage Albert Pujols In A Middle School Fight

9/8/2011 - Life Is Crap Without Something To Look Forward To. The Week 1 NFL Jamboroo

9/8/2011 - Here Is Bill Walton Dressed As A Water Bottle, Because We Love You

9/8/2011 - Roger Goodell Is Shifting Liability Onto The Help

9/8/2011 - Gordon Hayward Is Just Playing StarCraft All Summer

9/8/2011 - Kid Shoots 20,317 Baskets Over Labor Day Weekend, Is Randomly The Son Of My Eye Doctor

9/8/2011 - Panthers' New Cornerback Learns He's The Panthers' New Cornerback From Twitter

9/8/2011 - Iman "Justin Bieber" Shumpert Is Here To Give You Nightmares

9/8/2011 - Here's The Dash Cam View Of Olympic Gymnast Paul Hamm's Drunken Arrest In Ohio Last Weekend

9/8/2011 - Well-Meaning Nats Fan Breaks Out The "HE'S BACK KKK" Jersey For Stephen Strasburg's Return

9/8/2011 - The Flying Squirrel, Like The Cleveland Indians' Playoff Hopes, Is Getting Away

9/8/2011 - The Dumbass Who Blamed Bryan Stow For Getting Beaten Into A Coma Wants To Watch Michael Vick Blow His Knees Out

9/8/2011 - Kobe Bryant Was Briefly On Twitter Tonight And Like That, He Was Gone

9/7/2011 - New Zealand's Sex Workers Expect The Rugby World Cup Will Be Quite The Lucrative Affair

9/7/2011 - If You've Ever Wanted To See Derrick Rose Play With A Taiwanese Hand Puppet, Today's Your Lucky Day

9/7/2011 - Today In Great Headlines

9/7/2011 - PNC Park's Acoustics Are So Good That You Can Hear A Home Run Hit The Empty Bleachers

9/7/2011 - Here's Chad McGhee With Your Weekly Knox City Greyhounds Update

9/7/2011 - This Week's Florida Youth-Football Fight Involved A Cheerleader, Her Mom, Her Coach And Two Other Teens

9/7/2011 - This Evening: A.J. Burnett Doesn't Even Want To Get Anyone Out Anymore

9/7/2011 - Found: Ole Miss Hat Girl Is Hanna Nutt, Coach's Daughter

9/7/2011 - Shaq Listed "Binnochulars" Under "Special Skills" In His Miami Police Application

9/7/2011 - Aaron Rodgers, Everybody Wants To Know: What Do You Think Of Tony Plush?

9/7/2011 - Deadspin Hall Of Fame 2011: It's Time To Nominate The Worthiest

9/7/2011 - Why We Care About The New Kickoff Rule

9/7/2011 - So This Is Why Black People Don't Play Fantasy Football

9/7/2011 - Was Arturo Gatti Murdered? A New Investigation Into His Death Says Yes

9/7/2011 - Pat White Now Joins A Storied History Of Mid-2000s West Virginia Football Failures

9/7/2011 - "God Made NASCAR," According To Pro-American Internet Commenters

9/7/2011 - Does The NFL Have The Moral High Ground?

9/7/2011 - Le Mans Driver Loses Wheel, Stops To Pick It Up, Continues With Wheel Riding Shotgun

9/7/2011 - You Are Not In A Happy Place: A Player's Farewell To The NFL Preseason

9/7/2011 - Chris Kluwe And Nate Jackson Have Made Up

9/7/2011 - Yes, This Is Dwight Howard Dancing In A Nightclub With Mongolian Children (Video)

9/7/2011 - Maryland's Football Helmets Are Awesome, And They Didn't Rip Off A Bunch Of Roller Derby Girls

9/7/2011 - Doomed Lokomotiv Yaroslavl Plane Was Banned In Europe Due To Safety Concerns

9/7/2011 - Milan Lucic To Cop Questioning Him About A Fight With His Girlfriend: "Do You Know Who I Am?"

9/7/2011 - Phillies OF John Mayberry, Jr. Has Requested That His Agents Set Him Up With The Sexy Mermaid From Pirates Of The Caribbean

9/7/2011 - Baylor Is The Big Swinging Bear Dick Of Texas Football

9/7/2011 - Colts Rule Peyton Manning Out For Sunday Vs. Texans

9/7/2011 - We've Given Maryland Football's Dramatic "Pride" Video An Earthquake Panic Remix

9/7/2011 - Soccer Player Disgraces Self, Team, Descendants Forever With Awful Penalty Kick

9/7/2011 - One Way To Get Coordinated Is To Stop Picking Your Nose

9/7/2011 - Plane Carrying KHL's Lokomotiv Yaroslavl Crashes In Russia, Leaving Just One Survivor; Former NHL Players Among Dead (UPDATE)

9/6/2011 - Nick Nolte Admits Late Night Warrior Boozing In Random Pittsburgh Apartment Was Bad Idea

9/6/2011 - This Evening: Ole Miss Hat Girl Has Creepy Online Suitors

9/6/2011 - Apologies To Andrés Cantor, But Mountain Biking Announcers Are The Craziest

9/6/2011 - Tim Tebow's Jersey Sales Are Down Because They're "All Out Of Size Sexy"

9/6/2011 - Missouri Western Footballers Save Baby's Life, Doom Baby To Life Of Missouri Western Fandom

9/6/2011 - Bartolo Colon-O-Meter: Plagued By Indecision

9/6/2011 - Doug Flutie's Daughter Is A Patriots Cheerleader, After Four Rejections

9/6/2011 - Former Browns RB Arrested For Allegedly Driving His Car 147 Miles Per Hour

9/6/2011 - Milwaukee Brewers, Texas Tech Are Both Very Very Texas

9/6/2011 - Almost Six Years Later, One MMA Fighter Is Still Campaigning For The UFC's Fastest Knockout

9/6/2011 - A Definitive Guide To Karaoke Manners

9/6/2011 - Roger Goodell Enforces The Laws That Roger Goodell Came Up With Just Now

9/6/2011 - A Reminder: Rick Reilly Promised To Eat Things Stuck In Your Carpet If Peyton Manning Didn't Start Game 1

9/6/2011 - Watch Leo Messi Dribble Past Half The Nigerian Team To Set Up This Goal

9/6/2011 - Listen As Mardy Fish Calls Jo-Wilfried Tsonga A "Dumbass" During Their U.S. Open Match

9/6/2011 - Tiger's Former Mistress, Rachel Uchitel, Is "Almost Happy" Her Fiance Died On 9/11

9/6/2011 - Steve Carlton Really Was A One-Man Team In 1972

9/6/2011 - ESPN's Fantasy Guru Thinks "Rapelisberger" Is Worth Having As Your QB

9/6/2011 - City Of Vancouver Says Stanley Cup Riots Were NHL's Fault

9/6/2011 - SprtsCntr: Peyton Manning Has An Ouchie

9/6/2011 - Dwyane Wade, Chris Paul, And Carmelo Anthony Can't Dance

9/6/2011 - Maryland's Play-Calling Last Night Was Even More Unsightly Than Its Uniforms

9/5/2011 - Your Miami-Maryland College Football Open Thread

9/5/2011 - Watch A-Rod's Spectacularly Stiff Entourage Cameo

9/5/2011 - "You Mad Bro" Sign Kicks Off High School Football Racism Controversy

9/5/2011 - Rob Ryan On Rex's Foot Fetish: "Naw, I Mean Hell, He Is A Little Freaky I Guess"

9/5/2011 - Rafael Nadal's Leg Cramps Made For An Awkward Press Conference Yesterday

9/5/2011 - Adidas Recognized The New Libyan Goverment Before China Or Russia Did

9/5/2011 - Catholics, Conservatives Call For Brian Kelly's Job; Not Because He Lost, But Because He Cursed

9/5/2011 - Former Louisville Basketball Player Breaks Leg In Most Horrific Way Possible (Video)

9/5/2011 - I-Team: A "Totally Single Virgin" Investigative Status Report

9/5/2011 - Your MLB Open Thread

9/5/2011 - Your "Do You Want A Tennis Open Thread?" Open Thread

9/5/2011 - Deadspin Classic: Meet The Mets' Sad Fan

9/5/2011 - Jim Tressel Embarrasses Roger Goodell By Self-Imposing Goodell's Stupid Idea Of Justice

9/5/2011 - Peyton Manning Will Likely Miss His First Career Start On Sunday

9/5/2011 - Justin Bieber, Like Everyone Else, Is Capable Of Beating Steve Nash Off The Dribble

9/5/2011 - Ron Artest Has Never Looked More Graceful

9/4/2011 - Soccer Player Carlos Tevez Checked Himself Into A Clinic Because He Got Depressed And "Ate And Ate"

9/4/2011 - Florida A&M Basketball Player Fatally Stabbed, Apparently By Her Girlfriend

9/4/2011 - There Was A Guy With A Sock In His Mouth At The U.S. Open This Afternoon

9/4/2011 - I-Team: Who's The "Totally Single Virgin" Who Advertised Her Phone Number At Fenway Park Today?

9/4/2011 - Some Phillies Fans Went To Miami And Interfered With The Marlins Right Fielder

9/4/2011 - One T-Shirt Stood Out In The West Virginia Crowd

9/3/2011 - Spain And Chile Decided To End FIFA's Fair-Play Day With A Scuffle

9/3/2011 - Your College Football Night Games Open Thread

9/3/2011 - This Week In Unintentional-Dong Submissions

9/3/2011 - A Southern Gentleman Expresses His Feelings Toward BYU With A Single Finger

9/3/2011 - Weather Forces Evacuation Of Notre Dame Stadium

9/3/2011 - Usain Bolt Held Back, But Still Made Really Fast People Look Really Slow Again Today

9/3/2011 - Here's The Memorable Part Of Auburn's Otherwise Forgettable Fourth Quarter Against Utah State Today

9/3/2011 - UFC Announces First Fight On Fox; "Fair And Balanced" Coverage On Fox Sports Ensues

9/3/2011 - Your College Football Afternoon Games Open Thread

9/3/2011 - Watch An All-Male Dance Troupe Take The Field At Halftime Of The Saints/Titans Game

9/3/2011 - This Year, You'll Be Able To Get Fresh Ink At Islanders Games

9/3/2011 - Fox Sports Apologizes To "The Entire USC Community" For Segment That Singled Out USC's Asian Students

9/3/2011 - Your College Football Early Games Open Thread

9/3/2011 - On Behalf Of Broncos Fans, The Denver-Area Real Estate Market Exacts Revenge On A Former Coach

9/3/2011 - Wonder If This TCU Fan Still Wanted Some Loving After His Team Blew A Gigantic Comeback

9/2/2011 - Fox Sports Does Humiliating Whiteface Routine

9/2/2011 - This Evening: Ronnie Woo Woo Pays His Cable Bill

9/2/2011 - The New Grantland TV Commercial Is Flirting With You

9/2/2011 - Today In Unfortunate Headline Apostrophe Placement

9/2/2011 - Cockblocked By Peruvian Hallucinogenics!

9/2/2011 - We're Sick Of Joe Theismann All Over Again

9/2/2011 - Never Teach Your Kids About Lightning

9/2/2011 - Surfing, Like Most Things, Is Better With Flares

9/2/2011 - The Italian Basketball Team Will Run Circles And Circles And Circles And Circles Around Everyone At EuroBasket

9/2/2011 - MMA Fighter Has A More Racist Fantasy Football Team Than You

9/2/2011 - Watch As Clay Hensley Takes Out His Frustration On A Water Bucket

9/2/2011 - An Instructional Video On How To Pretend To Hit A Forehand Like Rafael Nadal

9/2/2011 - Fred Taylor Retires A Jaguar, But How Much Does His One-Day Contract Pay?

9/2/2011 - Today In Shameless Corporate Behavior: The Redskins Hawk Obsolete Donovan McNabb Souvenir Cups

9/2/2011 - Is This Wisconsin OC Paul Chryst Drinking And Dipping His Way Through A 51 Point Outburst?

9/2/2011 - SprtsCntr: Let the Russell Wilson Slurpfest Begin!

9/2/2011 - Whoever Broke Into Chris Cooley's Art Gallery Did Not Care Much For The Art

9/2/2011 - Couch Burning Is No Longer Encouraged At West Virginia

9/2/2011 - 11-Year-Old Does Not Get $50,000 For Impossible Shot Hockey Shot, But Gets Next Best Thing: Nothing

9/2/2011 - Matt Cassel's Burden Is Heavier Than Anyone Imagined

9/2/2011 - The Boston Pro Lacrosse Team With A Mascot Who Loved Lap Dances Has Suspended Operations

9/2/2011 - So This Is What A Brawl In An Emergency Room Waiting Room Looks Like

9/1/2011 - Presenting A Great Point From Novak Djokovic's U.S. Open Match Against Some Guy Tonight

9/1/2011 - Jockey Who Drove His Car Into A Race Track Security Guard Was Not Permitted To Ride Horses Today

9/1/2011 - Yeah, Ryan Braun Is Still Hearing About His Failed Inside-The-Park Home Run Trot

9/1/2011 - This Tip About Scantily Clad German Soccer Ladies Totally Buried The Lede

9/1/2011 - Here's Video Of A Ref Getting Gang-Jumped During A Florida Youth Football Game

9/1/2011 - The First Announcer Flub Of The College-Football Season Arrived After Just 21:28 Of Game Time

9/1/2011 - Look At This Fucking Hoopster: Libyan Rebel Edition

9/1/2011 - Deadspin Kicks Off The College Football Season

9/1/2011 - This Evening: Steve Young Getting A Haircut Counts As A Party At BYU

9/1/2011 - Your College Football Kickoff Open Thread

9/1/2011 - Holy Balls Christina McHale Is Ripped Too

9/1/2011 - The Wall Street Journal Counted How Many Times Mike Pelfrey Licked His Pitching Hand Tuesday Night

9/1/2011 - Independent Investigation Reveals Two Key Causes Of Vancouver Riot

9/1/2011 - Turns Out Ohio State Is Not Done Suspending Its Players For Minor Infractions

9/1/2011 - There's A Campaign To Keep Nickelback From Performing At The Winnipeg Jets' First Game, Because Nickelback Sucks

9/1/2011 - Al Golden Bites His Tongue, Says Miami Suspensions Are Fair

9/1/2011 - Gael Monfils Took The Tennis Trick Shot To A New Level Today

9/1/2011 - Introducing Deadspin's College Football Top 25 Or So

9/1/2011 - Welcome Back To College Football, Where God's Away On Business

9/1/2011 - Now Comes The District Of Columbia To Protest The Dumbassness Of Dan Snyder's Dumbass Libel Suit

9/1/2011 - Bruce Feldman On Leaving ESPN: "In The Last Six Weeks, I've Seen What They're Capable Of" (UPDATED)

9/1/2011 - On The First Play In School History, Tennessee High School Goes All The Way

9/1/2011 - The Guy Who Wanted To Own The Mets, Like Everyone Else Ever Involved With The Team, Has Quit On The Mets

9/1/2011 - Holy Balls Marion Bartoli Is Ripped

9/1/2011 - For A Grieving NHL, Dustin Byfuglien's Drunken Boating Arrest Should Be No Laughing Matter

9/1/2011 - SprtsCntr: Did You Know ESPN Airs College Football?

9/1/2011 - Ronaldinho Ignores Teammates And Physics, Scores On A Corner Kick

9/1/2011 - ESPN Will Put Unranked Texas In The Top 25, Now That They Own The Longhorn Network

9/1/2011 - Dwight Howard Went To The Mall In Japan And Dunked On A 12-Foot Giraffe

9/1/2011 - Today In Really Awful Bicycle Injuries

9/1/2011 - This Is What Team Deadspin Looked Like At Last Night's Company Outing To The Mets Game

9/1/2011 - Watch Reggie Miller Watch Ryan Braun Trip And Fail To Complete An Inside-The-Park Home Run