10/31/2018 - Who Needs Jimmy Butler When You've Got Uhh Derrick Rose

10/31/2018 - A Truly Brilliant Solution To The Problem Of People Wearing Non-Spooky Halloween Costumes

10/31/2018 - Hall Of Famer Willie McCovey Dies At 80

10/31/2018 - After Eating Nothing But Pure Shit For Two Days, Maryland Dumps DJ Durkin

10/31/2018 - Christian Pulisic Went Off Today

10/31/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Notice The Facade Of The Snakes

10/31/2018 - Prep School Coach Doesn't Regret Saying "I'm Gonna Fuck You In Your Ass" To Player He Called "Retarded"

10/31/2018 - Borna Coric Leaves Skid Marks Everywhere

10/31/2018 - Pro Boxer Loses After His Eye Puffs Up To The Size Of A Baseball [Warning: Graphic]

10/31/2018 - Hail Of Beer Cans At Red Sox Parade Injured One Fan, Got Another Arrested, And Damaged The World Series Trophy

10/31/2018 - New Footage Shows The Moment Leicester City Owner's Helicopter Spun Out Of Control

10/31/2018 - The Sacramento Kings Are, Uh, Fine? Maybe?

10/31/2018 - Goth Bear Is Ready For Halloween

10/31/2018 - Coach Who Always Looks Like A Pile Of Dirty Laundry Scolds Reporter For Slouching

10/31/2018 - The Rockets Suck

10/31/2018 - Life Must Go On During A Military Occupation

10/31/2018 - Jimmy Butler Steps Up His Efforts To Get The Hell Out Of Minnesota [Update]

10/31/2018 - Red Sox Manager Alex Cora At Victory Parade: "We Scored 16 At Yankee Stadium, Suck On It"

10/31/2018 - How Long Can The Sixers Experiment With Markelle Fultz?

10/31/2018 - The Browns Are Being The Browns

10/31/2018 - Oh Look, Russell Westbrook And Patrick Beverley Still Hate Each Other 

10/31/2018 - Yes, WWE Wrote John Cena And Daniel Bryan Off Friday's Saudi Arabia Card

10/31/2018 - Here's A Connor McDavid Highlight

10/31/2018 - Bills Fan Faces Stiff Punishment After Cops Pegged Him As Dildo-Thrower

10/31/2018 - Maryland Is Big-Time College Football

10/31/2018 - The Cavs Can Even Screw Up The Firing Of A Lousy Head Coach

10/30/2018 - Kawhi Leonard Pestered Ben Simmons Into The Bad Kind Of Triple-Double

10/30/2018 - Jordan McNair's Father Feels "Like I've Been Punched In The Stomach" Over DJ Durkin's Reinstatement

10/30/2018 - Penguins Include Blue Lives Matter Flag In Ceremony Honoring Tree Of Life Victims, For Some Reason

10/30/2018 - Just Two Adult Humans, Standing Side By Side

10/30/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Shillings, Francs, Even Pesos

10/30/2018 - Rutgers Football Player Charged With Double Attempted Murder

10/30/2018 - What More Details Do Rafael Nadal And Novak Djokovic Need To Cancel Their Saudi Arabia Exhibition?

10/30/2018 - You Can't Escape The Peterman

10/30/2018 - Red Sox Fans Worship Tom Brady Shirt To Celebrate World Series Win

10/30/2018 - Whoa, Hey, Some Football Players Got Traded

10/30/2018 - Bleacher Report Accidentally Owns Ice Cream Shop Harry Giles Is Supposed To Like 

10/30/2018 - Mohamed Salah Is Smiling Again

10/30/2018 - The Booger Mobile Has Been Taken Down A Notch

10/30/2018 - Dumbest Man In MMA Cuts Extremely Racist Promo Video

10/30/2018 - Mitchell Robinson Is A Quiet Gem

10/30/2018 - Report: Board Of Regents Forces Maryland President To Keep DJ Durkin As Coach

10/30/2018 - The U.S. Women Are So Good, They Can Afford To Experiment

10/30/2018 - Keepers Wield More Than Just Guesswork In The Battle Against Penalty Kicks

10/30/2018 - Help! My Boss Just Followed Me On Twitter

10/30/2018 - Luka Dončić Appears To Be The Real Deal

10/30/2018 - Ass Team Of The Week: Eli Manning And The New York Giants Will Break You

10/30/2018 - Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie Retires Rather Than Keep Playing For The Raiders

10/30/2018 - Boxer Throws Punches At His Own Cornerman After Losing Fight

10/30/2018 - Ref Kicks Dildo At Bills Game

10/30/2018 - Baseball's Weirdest Team Makes A Weird GM Hire, But Maybe A Smart One Too

10/30/2018 - Klay Thompson Knows How To Break A Slump

10/30/2018 - Ty Montgomery Says He Wasn't Sure If He Was In The End Zone

10/30/2018 - Report: Prison Drug Use May Have Contributed To Aaron Hernandez's Death By Suicide

10/29/2018 - Patriots Knocked Down A Solid Notch Or Two By Devastating Fan Sign

10/29/2018 - The Bills Ran A Play From Tecmo Super Bowl

10/29/2018 - What The Fuck, Warriors

10/29/2018 - Joe Lacob's Attempt To Hose Oakland Taxpayers Out Of $40 Million Rejected By Arbitrator

10/29/2018 - Shaun White Earns Distinction For First Awful Celebrity Halloween Costume Of 2018

10/29/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Don't Stray

10/29/2018 - Even The Mighty Premier League Must Bow Before The Power Of America's Stupidest Sport

10/29/2018 - David Price Has Earned Some Peace And Quiet

10/29/2018 - Tasha And Jordan Schwikert Sue the USOC And USAG For Enabling Larry Nassar's Years Of Abuse

10/29/2018 - Mike Francesa Spends A Full Minute Trying And Failing To Pronounce Matt Vasgersian's Name

10/29/2018 - The International Gymnastics Federation Bans Cat Makeup For Gymnasts

10/29/2018 - Julen Lopetegui Shit-Canned From The Job Of His Dreams Four Months After Being Shit-Canned From The Job Of His Dreams

10/29/2018 - China And Russia Are Back On Top Of Men's Gymnastics

10/29/2018 - Interception Machine Jameis Winston Gets Benched For Ryan Fitzpatrick

10/29/2018 - Steph Curry Is Still Unreal

10/29/2018 - "Evolution" Was The Night WWE's Women Deserved. It Also Kicked Ass.

10/29/2018 - Barcelona Crushed Real Madrid And The Endless Cycle Of Death And Rebirth Begins Anew

10/29/2018 - Boban Marjanovic Can Ferociously Dunk By Just Kinda Leaning Back

10/29/2018 - Soccer Guy Gets Yellow Card For Celebrating Goal By Proposing To His Girlfriend

10/29/2018 - Ben Simmons Is Going To Need To Shoot At Some Point

10/29/2018 - Browns Don't Stop At Firing Hue Jackson, Shitcan Todd Haley, Too [Update]

10/29/2018 - Regis Prograis, The Swamp Creature, Is Evolving 

10/29/2018 - Iowa's Mascot Got Rocked In The Beans By An Errant Pass

10/29/2018 - The Browns Have Finally Fired Hue Jackson [Update]

10/29/2018 - The Situation In Post-LeBron Cleveland Has Become Very Grim Very Quickly

10/29/2018 - Eric Reid Explains Why He Called Malcolm Jenkins A "Neo-Colonialist"

10/29/2018 - Larry Fitzgerald Spiked The Ball To Get Back At His Garbage Son

10/29/2018 - Ty Montgomery Went Rogue

10/29/2018 - Rick Pitino Wants To Coach In The NBA, Just As I Would Like To Harness The Terrifying Power Of The Oort Cloud

10/29/2018 - Activists Display Huge "Trans People Deserve To Live" Banner During World Series 

10/29/2018 - Steve Pearce Had A Long, Strange Trip To World Series MVP

10/28/2018 - The Goddamn Red Sox Won The Goddamn World Series

10/28/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Gimme Chocolate!!

10/28/2018 - Adam Vinatieri Breaks NFL's All-Time Points Record, Receives Weird Congratulatory Video From Morten Andersen

10/28/2018 - Seahawks Ice Game With Punter’s Ballsy Fourth Down Run

10/28/2018 - Fitzmagic (Sort Of) Returns After Jameis Winston Gets Benched For Throwing Four Interceptions

10/28/2018 - The Steelers Went Full-Rutgers And Forgot To Field This Safety Punt

10/28/2018 - Seahawks Do Impressive “Batter Charges The Mound” Touchdown Celebration

10/28/2018 - Report: The Browns' Coaching Mess Might Require A Clean-Up

10/28/2018 - Florida State Got Whomped

10/28/2018 - Dave Roberts Helped The Red Sox Grind The Dodgers Into Dust

10/28/2018 - Cavaliers Quickly Put Tyronn Lue Out Of His Post-LeBron Misery

10/28/2018 - Mike Gundy And Tom Herman Cook Up Some Beef, Then Quickly Throw It Away

10/28/2018 - Leicester City Owner Aboard Helicopter That Crashed Outside Stadium After Match [UPDATE]

10/28/2018 - Jaguars Players Arrested, Released After "Misunderstanding" Over $64,000 London Bar Tab

10/27/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Juggle In The Rain

10/27/2018 - Iowa's Punter Connects With A Walk-On Defensive End For This Fat Man Touchdown

10/27/2018 - Wake Forest's Matt Colburn Runs All Over Louisville, Who Pulled His Scholarship In 2015 

10/27/2018 - Simone Biles Gets A Vault Named After Her Just 24 Hours After Going To The ER For A Kidney Stone

10/27/2018 - This Weekend Is The First Clásico Of The Rest Of Our Lives

10/27/2018 - Leicester City's Daniel Amartey Stretchered Off After Horrific Leg Injury [WARNING: GRAPHIC]

10/27/2018 - Hell Yeah, Clemson Scored A Fat Man Touchdown

10/27/2018 - La Liga Willing To Go To Court Over Barcelona's Match In The U.S. After FIFA Announced Its Opposition

10/27/2018 - The Warriors Don't Give A Shit About Fergie's Feelings

10/27/2018 - Walker Buehler Is A Goddamn Stud

10/27/2018 - Fucking Max Muncy Won The Longest World Series Game In History

10/26/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Hang Glide Off The Moon

10/26/2018 - Hawks Owner Tony Ressler: I Was A Big Dumb Idiot But Now I'm All Better

10/26/2018 - Not Even A Kidney Stone Can Stop Simone Biles

10/26/2018 - Fergie's Ex-Husband Calls Out That "Prick" Draymond Green For Laughing At Her Dreadful Rendition Of The National Anthem

10/26/2018 - Does Robin Lopez Have Teeth In His Hair? An Investigation

10/26/2018 - Suspected Mail Bomber Cesar Sayoc Has Sports Takes

10/26/2018 - NFL Admits Helmet Hit That Baker Mayfield Complained About Should Have Been Penalized

10/26/2018 - A Taxonomy Of Calls For Unity In The Hardcore Scene

10/26/2018 - After Roman Reigns's "Raw" Moment, Where Is The Line In WWE?

10/26/2018 - Idiots Are Giving Aliya Mustafina So Much Shit For Returning To Competition After Having A Baby

10/26/2018 - There’s Gonna Be A Live Deadcast Party In Nashville And Y’all Are Invited!

10/26/2018 - Mail Bombing Suspect Appears To Be Incoherently Passionate About Youth Soccer

10/26/2018 - Woof, The Thunder Really Cannot Make A Bucket

10/26/2018 - The Horror Of Tony Saunders's Arm Break

10/26/2018 - Normal Joe Flacco Bought A Mattress From Sean Payton's Brother Down The Jersey Shore

10/26/2018 - Race-Baiting Troll Phil Mushnick Is Really Reaching For Excuses To Be Racist Now

10/26/2018 - Damian Lillard Scored 34 Points In A Half And Blamed It On A Heckler

10/26/2018 - Why Didn't The Raiders See If They Could Get More For Khalil Mack?

10/26/2018 - Oh Lance

10/25/2018 - Dolphins Improvise Delightful New Way Of Advancing Upfield

10/25/2018 - Dolphins Gifted Red Zone First Down On Highly Suspect Illegal Contact Penalty

10/25/2018 - Report: The Broncos' Ownership Situation Is Getting Messy

10/25/2018 - Daryl Morey Is Daring Tom Thibodeau To Say No

10/25/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Got Me Acting Lame

10/25/2018 - Bucks Owner Wes Edens Is Being Subpoenaed In The Wall Street Sex Dungeon Lawsuit [Updated]

10/25/2018 - Despite His Insistence, Kirk Minihane Does Not Seem Ready To Return To His Radio Show

10/25/2018 - Donovan Mitchell Woke Up And Lit Up The Rockets

10/25/2018 - Washington Post Takes Desperate Phony Britt McHenry Seriously, With Embarrassing Results

10/25/2018 - The Only Thing Left To Do Is Yell About The World Series

10/25/2018 - Juventus President Says He Divined Cristiano Ronaldo's Innocence By Looking Into His Eyes

10/25/2018 - The NFL Actually Fired An Official

10/25/2018 - WWE Is Officially Going Ahead With Its Creepy Saudi Propaganda Spectacular

10/25/2018 - Police: Half-Nude Cornell Runner Took Acid, Attacked Women And Threatened To Rape Them

10/25/2018 - Investigation Finds Toxic Culture At Maryland Football, Concludes Program's Culture Isn't Toxic

10/25/2018 - How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?

10/25/2018 - WWE Says Saudi Arabia Show Will Go On

10/25/2018 - Mike Francesa Rants About Reporter Who Made Fun Of His Expensive App

10/25/2018 - Oh Yeah, Duh, Kawhi Leonard Is Still The Shit

10/25/2018 - Let's Briefly Check In On The Minnesota Timberwolves

10/25/2018 - When Gordon Hayward's Ankle Bent The Extreme Wrong Way

10/25/2018 - Emergency Football Show Weekly: The Eagles’ Super Bowl Hangover

10/25/2018 - Steph Curry Is The Master Of G-Rated Humiliation

10/25/2018 - Jets Say Bilal Powell's Injury Could End His Career

10/25/2018 - Giannis Is Also LeBron Now

10/25/2018 - Everson Griffen Back With The Vikings After Mental Health Evaluation: "I'm Taking It One Day At A Time"

10/25/2018 - The Dodgers Might Be Outsmarting Themselves

10/25/2018 - Public Service Announcement: Do Not Tug On Steph Curry's Brother's Shorts For Any Reason

10/25/2018 - The Red Sox Are Rolling And It Blows

10/24/2018 - Clearly Steph Is Bored With Basketball As We Know It

10/24/2018 - Pelicans Brass: Please Stop Calling Our GM A Pile Of Poop

10/24/2018 - NBA Admits Refs Were Suckered By Joel Embiid's Theatrics

10/24/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: We're So Confused

10/24/2018 - Days After Eric Reid Called Him Out, Malcolm Jenkins Goes To Bat For Colin Kaepernick

10/24/2018 - What The Fuck Is The Deal With This Weird Fake UFC "Trade"? 

10/24/2018 - Red Sox Invite 2004 Players To Throw Out Game 2 First Pitch, Except One Guy For Some Reason [Update]

10/24/2018 - This Tweener Lob Is Devious And Perfect

10/24/2018 - All Three Defendants In College Basketball Corruption Trial Found Guilty

10/24/2018 - German Soccer Player Bites Off (And Maybe Eats?) Chunk Of Opponent's Nose

10/24/2018 - Skateboarder Says Former Pro, USA Skateboarding Executive Abused Her With "Sex Lessons" When She Was 14

10/24/2018 - Jim Boeheim To LeBron James: I Am Not Big Mad

10/24/2018 - Report: University Of Michigan Gymnastics Coach Arrested For Having Sex In Public With Gymnast

10/24/2018 - Let’s Remember Some Guys: 1990 Football Guys

10/24/2018 - Joel Embiid And Andre Drummond Are Beefing, We Got Some Basketbeef Here

10/24/2018 - Arbitrator Denies Eric Reid's Grievance Against The Bengals For Asking About Anthem Protests

10/24/2018 - Broncos Cut Chad Kelly After He Allegedly Trespassed And Got Hit With A Vacuum Tube

10/24/2018 - And Now Jon Gruden Is Losing The Locker Room

10/24/2018 - Russian Soccer Fans Injured By Terrifying Escalator Malfunction

10/24/2018 - Giants Trade Damon Harrison, Prepare For Long Winter Of Tanking

10/24/2018 - Alex Cora Can Do No Wrong

10/24/2018 - How Does Sidney Crosby Keep Doing This?

10/23/2018 - Blake Griffin Overwhelms The Sixers, In 2018

10/23/2018 - Shameless Joel Embiid Flop Gets Andre Drummond Tossed From One-Possession Game

10/23/2018 - The Rapidly Expanding Rajon Rondo-Chris Paul Beef Now Includes Daryl Morey And Glen Davis

10/23/2018 - Zach Smith Is Gloating Online About His Disorderly Conduct Plea Deal

10/23/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: You're All I Need

10/23/2018 - Money Awarded To Plaintiffs In The NFL Concussion Settlement Is Evaporating

10/23/2018 - Rajon Rondo Claims "Tampering Of Evidence," Denies Spitting On "Horrible Teammate" Chris Paul

10/23/2018 - Police: Ex-Boyfriend Shot Dead Utah Track Athlete, Then Killed Himself

10/23/2018 - Markieff Morris Shamelessly Yanks Seth Curry's Shorts From The Bench

10/23/2018 - Did You Hear About This? The Giants Have Two Players Named Eli, And They Traded The Wrong Freakin' One!

10/23/2018 - The 19 Boringest Athletes Of All Time

10/23/2018 - The Horrifying Tale Of Clint Malarchuk's Brush With Death

10/23/2018 - Broncos QB Chad Kelly Arrested After Allegedly Trespassing In Stranger's Home, "Mumbling Incoherently"

10/23/2018 - The NFL Broke Former Players Like Me. Here's One Way To Fix Us.

10/23/2018 - Ass Team Of The Week: Sean McDermott Cooked Up The Butt Meat And Derek Anderson Is Serving It

10/23/2018 - Derek Carr Denies Crying During Game: "Not One Tear. Not One Time."

10/23/2018 - The John Smoltz Urban Legend That Was Too Good To Check

10/23/2018 - Luka Dončić Is Having A Ball

10/23/2018 - It's Just Always Gonna Be Like This For The Wizards

10/23/2018 - LeBron James Is The Worst In The NBA At Clutch Free Throws

10/23/2018 - Report: Derek Carr Has Lost The Confidence Of His Teammates, Possibly Because He Cried

10/23/2018 - Celebrating Goober Shooed Away From Lakers Bench After Hitting $30,000 Half-Court Shot

10/22/2018 - The Celtics Should Consider Doing More Scoring 

10/22/2018 - Roman Reigns Announces Leukemia Diagnosis On WWE Raw, Relinquishes Universal Championship

10/22/2018 - Don't Miss The Kemba Walker Show

10/22/2018 - Cristiano Ronaldo Faces, Mostly Dodges Questions About The Rape Allegation Against Him

10/22/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Todo La Noche

10/22/2018 - Everyone, Including The FA, Is Overreacting To The José Mourinho-Marco Ianni Thing  

10/22/2018 - When Mesut Özil Is On His Game, He's A Goddamn Marvel

10/22/2018 - The Bills Did Not Get The Derek Anderson Renaissance, But They'll Give It Another Shot

10/22/2018 - Cheese Is Cascading From Jimmy Butler's Pores As If From A Grater

10/22/2018 - Raving Cavs Fan Yells At Amused DeMarcus Cousins Because He "Destroyed The League"

10/22/2018 - The Cowboys Found Several Ways To Beat Themselves

10/22/2018 - Patrick Peterson "Desperately" Wants Out Of Arizona

10/22/2018 - Raiders Officially Pack It In, Trade Amari Cooper To The Cowboys

10/22/2018 - James Dolan Holds Grudge Against WFAN For Months Because One Host Hated His Harvey Weinstein Song

10/22/2018 - Western Kentucky Found One Of The Strangest Ways To Lose A Football Game

10/22/2018 - Jaguars Fan Knocks Texans Fan Out Cold With Devastating Sucker Punch

10/22/2018 - Here’s The Best And Loudest Of Dodgers Fans On The Local News

10/22/2018 - Trae Young Is Letting It Fly

10/22/2018 - Rae Carruth Has Been Released From Prison

10/22/2018 - Jaguars Junction: Week Seven

10/22/2018 - DeVante Parker's Agent Calls Adam Gase "Incompetent," Says The Coach Should "Make Himself Inactive"

10/22/2018 - Philadelphia Union Players Rip Home Field Conditions After Loss

10/22/2018 - My Goodness, The Jaguars Are A Mess

10/21/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Get High

10/21/2018 - Old Man Wayne Rooney Has Officially Dragged D.C. United Into The Playoffs

10/21/2018 - Justin Tucker's First Career Missed Extra Point Came At The Worst Possible Moment

10/21/2018 - Eric Reid Calls Malcolm Jenkins A "Sellout" And "Neo-Colonialist" After Panthers Win

10/21/2018 - Mitchell Trubisky's Hail Mary Pass To Kevin White Comes Up Painfully Short

10/21/2018 - Blake Bortles Gets Benched, And The Jaguars Are Tumbling

10/21/2018 - The Eagles Blew A 17-0 Lead At Home In The Fourth Quarter

10/21/2018 - Eric Reid Tries To Settle A Score With Malcolm Jenkins In Panthers-Eagles Coin Toss, Scuffles With Zach Ertz

10/21/2018 - Mitchell Trubisky Runs About 70 Yards For Eight-Yard Touchdown Run [UPDATE]

10/21/2018 - Mike Vrabel Fucked That One Up

10/21/2018 - Yasiel Puig Homered, Crotch-Chopped, And Enjoyed Himself In Game 7

10/21/2018 - Predators Coach Peter Laviolette Rewards His Team By Partially Committing To A Furry Look

10/21/2018 - Chris Sale Does Not Have A Belly Button Ring, But It'd Be A Lot Cooler If He Did

10/21/2018 - Ohio State Was Thoroughly Spanked

10/21/2018 - Brandon Ingram Shoves James Harden; Rajon Rondo Brawls With Chris Paul [UPDATES]

10/20/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Building Pyramids Out Of Coke Cans

10/20/2018 - Report: Mike Leach Called Pac-12 Official "A Total Coward" In Series Of Texts About Player Safety

10/20/2018 - Michigan State's First Score Comes From "Philly Special"-Type Play

10/20/2018 - Lionel Messi Taken Off After Painful Arm Injury Against Sevilla [Update]

10/20/2018 - Rutgers Still Doesn't Know How To Deal With Kickoffs

10/20/2018 - Report: NBA Teams Want Unfettered Access To Medical Records Of Prospects Before Killing One-And-Done

10/20/2018 - Devin Bush Jr. Takes His Hatred Of Michigan State Out On Midfield Spartan Logo After Pregame Scuffle

10/20/2018 - José Mourinho No Longer Tolerates Over-Celebrating, Apparently

10/19/2018 - It'll Be Fun To Watch LeBron And The Lakers Become Instant Oatmeal

10/19/2018 - The Jaguars Don't Want To Wait For Their Hamstrung Running Back

10/19/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Last Year's Model

10/19/2018 - San Francisco Giants Owner Charles B. Johnson Donated To Super PAC That Made That Super-Racist Radio Ad

10/19/2018 - We're The Deadspin Staff. Let's Chat!

10/19/2018 - Let's Remember Some Guys: Treasure Trove Guys Vol. V

10/19/2018 - Odell Beckham Jr. And The Giants Aren't On The Same Page On Drinking Water

10/19/2018 - More And More Wrestling Fans Are Wondering Why Wrestlers Don't Have A Union

10/19/2018 - The IOC's Pro-Olympics Propaganda Video Is As Shameless As It Gets

10/19/2018 - Can Breaking Become An Olympic Sport And Still Keep Its Soul?

10/19/2018 - Wimbledon Weenies Finally Make A Little Progress With New Fifth-Set Tiebreak Rule

10/19/2018 - Nik Stauskas? Nik Stauskas!

10/19/2018 - Now That's A Guy To Remember

10/19/2018 - Here Is Just A Totally Absurd Von Miller Highlight

10/19/2018 - Bad Newspaper Photoshop: Manny Machado Apparently Needs Emergency Shoulder Surgery, Probably Not Worth $300M

10/19/2018 - Gosh, I Really Hope The Red Wings Can Manage To Win A Game This Year

10/19/2018 - Sue Paterno Endorses Candidate Who Got Penn State Its Wins Back

10/19/2018 - The Cardinals Shouldn't Be Allowed To Do This To David Johnson

10/19/2018 - David Price Tells Alex Bregman To "Post That" After Getting Blown Away By Nathan Eovaldi

10/19/2018 - Albert Breer Needs Help! He Is In Danger Of Drowning In All The Water He Is Carrying For NFL Owners!

10/19/2018 - The Red Sox's Superiority Starts At The Bottom

10/19/2018 - David Price Finally Broke His Postseason Hex

10/18/2018 - The Arizona Cardinals Are Toilet Soup

10/18/2018 - Markelle Fultz Is Still Struggling, But He Finally Made A Three

10/18/2018 - Report: Former USA Gymnastics CEO Cozied Up To FBI To Save Face During Nassar Investigation

10/18/2018 - Don't Fall In Love With Ted Cruz, Or You'll Live An Unfulfilled Life

10/18/2018 - Anthony Duclair Eats Shit, Gets Up, Scores Amazing Goal

10/18/2018 - Report: Los Angeles Will Be Saddled With The Chargers For At Least 20 Years

10/18/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Witness To Change

10/18/2018 - Cricket Dingus Caught Napping, Is Run Out Like A Dingus

10/18/2018 - Why The NFL Dumped Its Anthem Policy

10/18/2018 - Animation Festival Drops Kobe Bryant After Protest Over 2003 Rape Allegation

10/18/2018 - What Is John Elway Talking About In This Inane Political Ad?

10/18/2018 - Chloe Kim Nails Trick No Woman Has Ever Done In Competition

10/18/2018 - The NFL Is Screwing Over Defenses, And I Love It!

10/18/2018 - After U.S. Open Debacle, Serena Williams's Coach Says Coaching Rules Should Be Changed 

10/18/2018 - Referee Joins Fans' Goal Celebration, Sips Beer Off The Ground

10/18/2018 - DeAndre Ayton Is Good

10/18/2018 - Elfrid Payton Has Neat New Hair And Neat New Teammates

10/18/2018 - Kevin Durant Laughs Off Joe Lacob's Plea To Re-Sign With Warriors

10/18/2018 - Do The Capitals Or Golden Knights Have Any Chance Of Doing It Again?

10/18/2018 - The Perfect Wrestler

10/18/2018 - NBA Developmental League To Offer $125,000 Contracts To Top High School Prospects

10/18/2018 - It's Apparently Time To Recap The First 3/8 Of The NFL Season

10/18/2018 - Emergency Football Show Weekly: The Roughing The Passer Rule Continues To Vex Defenders

10/18/2018 - Thank God The Boban Show Is Back

10/18/2018 - No One's Really Sure What The Dolphins Did With Ryan Tannehill

10/18/2018 - Old Man Wayne Rooney Adds Ridiculous Free-Kick Goal To MLS Highlight Reel

10/18/2018 - Joe West Tries To Explain That Fan Interference Call

10/18/2018 - Andrew Benintendi Puts Boston One Win Away From World Series With Diving Catch

10/18/2018 - Former USA Gymnastics CEO Steven Penny Indicted, Arrested For Tampering With Evidence In Larry Nassar Case

10/17/2018 - Blake Griffin Had A Bad Start To His Season Thanks To Jarrett Allen

10/17/2018 - Jamaica Earns Country's First-Ever Women's World Cup Berth

10/17/2018 - Fan Robs Jose Altuve Of Game-Tying Dinger, Or Maybe Robs Mookie Betts Of Spectacular Catch

10/17/2018 - Knicks Fan Scores From Half-Court Before His Team Makes A Field Goal

10/17/2018 - Mar Ibarra, Mexican Women's Soccer Pioneer, Found Beaten To Death

10/17/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Nothing At All

10/17/2018 - Should Khabib Nurmagomedov Fight Floyd Mayweather? A Very Short Debate

10/17/2018 - Iranian Official: Women Will Not Be Allowed Into Soccer Stadiums Again Because "Half-Naked" Athletes Will Make Them Too Horny

10/17/2018 - Craig Counsell Pulled His Game 5 Starter After One Batter, On Purpose

10/17/2018 - WWE Is Not Handling The Backlash To Its Saudi Deal Very Well

10/17/2018 - Teen Baked Her Grandpa's Ashes Into Sugar Cookies, Fed Them To Peers

10/17/2018 - MLB Buys Astros' "We Were Only Taking Pictures Of Other Teams' Dugouts To Make Sure They Weren't Cheating" Defense

10/17/2018 - Kevin Durant's Brother's Instagram Comment Definitely Means That Kevin Won't Re-Sign With The Warriors

10/17/2018 - David Ortiz Went Nuts In The Studio For Jackie Bradley Jr.'s Grand Slam

10/17/2018 - Ellen DeGeneres, Drunk With Power, Tries To Set Up Naomi Osaka With Michael B. Jordan

10/17/2018 - ESPN President Jimmy Pitaro Delivers Hollow Speech About Sticking To Sports  

10/17/2018 - With Josh Allen Hurt, The Bills Will Start Not Nathan Peterman

10/17/2018 - Jayson Tatum Is Already Good At Everything

10/17/2018 - Yuki Kawauchi, The World's Most Famous Amateur Runner, Explains Why He's Finally Going Pro

10/17/2018 - Big Fucking Shock: The NFL's Move To L.A. Looks To Be A Financial Disaster

10/17/2018 - The NCAA Is Gaslighting You

10/17/2018 - After All That, Jimmy Butler Is Ready To Play For The Timberwolves Tonight

10/17/2018 - Whatever The Hell Jaylen Brown Did To Joel Embiid Here, It Ruled

10/17/2018 - The Brewers Hate Manny Machado's Guts

10/17/2018 - World-Class Asshole Sergio Ramos Proves He Did Not Stomp On Raheem Sterling

10/17/2018 - The Oilers Finally, Finally Scored A Goal Without Connor McDavid

10/17/2018 - Manny Machado's Wonderful Slide Finally Puts Everyone To Bed

10/17/2018 - Manny Machado Probably Kicked Jesús Aguilar's Ankle On Purpose

10/17/2018 - Cody Bellinger Celebrates Impressively Athletic Catch With Swan Dive Slide

10/17/2018 - Kristi Toliver Becomes First Active WNBA Player To Join NBA Coaching Staff

10/16/2018 - Reports: Indians Warned Red Sox Of Astros Employee Who Took Photos Of Dugout In ALDS

10/16/2018 - Rich Hill Surrenders Lead, Takes It Out On Candy

10/16/2018 - A Timely Preview Of The 2018-19 NBA Season, Which, Ah, Hm, Appears To Have Begun Already

10/16/2018 - Jamie Benn And Miles Wood Got Real Feisty With Each Other

10/16/2018 - Roberto Osuna Meltdown Lets Red Sox Run Away With Game 3

10/16/2018 - Report: Barcelona Distancing Ronaldinho And Rivaldo From Club After Players Endorse Jair Bolsonaro

10/16/2018 - Five-Foot-Six Tony Kemp Saves Multiple Runs With A Full Extension Catch At The Wall

10/16/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Come On And Slam

10/16/2018 - Jon Gruden Is A Broken Man

10/16/2018 - Louisville's Kemari Averett Arrested For Putting Gun To Girlfriend's Head, Threatening To Kill Her

10/16/2018 - Mary Bono Steps Down As USA Gymnastics President And CEO, Defends Anti-Kaepernick Tweet

10/16/2018 - There Should Only Be Two Sports At A Time

10/16/2018 - Maryland Football Parents Are Organizing Against "Narcissistic Sociopath" DJ Durkin's Potential Reinstatement

10/16/2018 - Nick Bosa Ditches Ohio State To Get Ready For The NFL

10/16/2018 - I Am The Youngest Pro Shuffleboard Player In Florida

10/16/2018 - The Texans' Red-Zone Offense Is Enough Of A Reason To Fire Bill O'Brien

10/16/2018 - Contract The Timberwolves

10/16/2018 - Montana School District Denies It Knew About Athletic Trainer's Decades Of Sexual Abuse 

10/16/2018 - Ukrainian Tennis Twins Banned For Life And Fined $500,000 For Match-Fixing

10/16/2018 - Sydney Leroux Dwyer Reveals She Recently Suffered A Miscarriage

10/16/2018 - This Sure Looks Like World-Class Asshole Sergio Ramos Stomping On Raheem Sterling [Update: Ramos Is Innocent]

10/16/2018 - Peter Gammons's Tweets Have Gone From Nonsense To Spicy Nonsense

10/16/2018 - Ass Team Of The Week: The Raiders Are A Pestilence

10/16/2018 - State Senator Karin Housley, Wife Of Sabres Head Coach, Once Compared Michelle Obama To A Chimp

10/16/2018 - Alex Bregman Tries To Get Under Nathan Eovaldi's Skin Before Game 3

10/16/2018 - Two Games For Chokeslamming Says Nothing About Mike Matheson's Intent, But A Lot About The NHL's

10/16/2018 - Orlando Arcia Is Hilarious

10/16/2018 - The Packers' All-Out Blitz Won The Day

10/16/2018 - The Dodgers Are Pulling The Plug On Yasmani Grandal After Nightmarish Game 3

10/16/2018 - Aaron Rodgers Adds Another Career-Defining Victory To His Résumé 

10/15/2018 - Manny Machado Had Some Questionable Slides Against The Brewers

10/15/2018 - Report: Le'Veon Bell Will Not Return For Steelers' Week 7 Bye

10/15/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Trying To Place A Name On What It's Called

10/15/2018 - Maybe Paco Alcácer Sold His Soul To The Devil For The Power To Score Whenever He Wants

10/15/2018 - Seahawks And Trail Blazers Owner Paul Allen Dies Of Cancer At 65

10/15/2018 - Text Messages Show Bill Self Working With Shady Adidas Consultant To Recruit Player

10/15/2018 - Steelers Want Vontaze Burfict Punished For His Latest Dirty Hit On Antonio Brown

10/15/2018 - Smarmy Coach K Says His College Basketball Isn't Dirty At All

10/15/2018 - One Of The World's Worst Soccer Teams Scores One Of Its Best Ever Goals

10/15/2018 - Novak Djokovic Is On A Blistering Tear

10/15/2018 - Simone Biles Has All The Power, And She Knows It

10/15/2018 - Iowa State Accelerates The Marching Band Arms Race With Inflatable Dinosaur Costumes

10/15/2018 - Rafael Nadal And Novak Djokovic Look Forward To Being Pawns In Saudi Arabia's Shameless Image Rehab

10/15/2018 - Joe Flacco Has Somehow Found A Way To Stand Even Stiller As A Wide Receiver

10/15/2018 - The Sacramento Kings Are Going To Be Apocalyptically Bad, But Harry Giles Will Be Fun

10/15/2018 - Despite Evidence To The Contrary, Adam Thielen Insists His Touchdown Dance Is Cool

10/15/2018 - Jalen Ramsey Has Reached The "Give The Same Answer To Every Question" Stage Of The Season

10/15/2018 - Look! On The Pitch! It's Messi! It's Ronaldo! It's A Goalie Goal!

10/15/2018 - Patrick Mahomes Is A Drug

10/15/2018 - Breeland Speaks Says He Let Tom Brady Go Because He Was Afraid Of Being Penalized

10/15/2018 - Asshole Patriots Fan Throws Beer On Tyreek Hill After Fourth-Quarter Touchdown [Update] 

10/15/2018 - Witness This Titans Fan’s Epic Struggle To Hold His Sign Right-Side Up

10/15/2018 - Broncos Fans Are Fed Up With Case Keenum

10/14/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Candela Me Quemo Aé

10/14/2018 - The Ravens' Defense Kicked Marcus Mariota's Ass

10/14/2018 - Welcome Back To The Blake Bortles Experience

10/14/2018 - Bruce Irvin Is The Only Raider Having A Good Day

10/14/2018 - Cooper Kupp Carted Off After Nasty-Looking Knee Injury [Update]

10/14/2018 - Emmanuel Sanders's Finger-Wag Celebration Cost The Broncos Dearly

10/14/2018 - Kenyan Drake Experienced The Full Spectrum Of Emotions In The Dolphins' Nutty Overtime Win

10/14/2018 - DeSean Jackson's Butterfingers Prevent Incredible Game-Winning Play For The Bucs

10/14/2018 - Poor Nathan Peterman Reaches New Low With Brutal Game-Ending Pick-Six

10/14/2018 - Jimmy Butler Is Willing To Own The Villain Role Against The Team He Still Plays On

10/14/2018 - Jadeveon Clowney Tackled Chris Ivory By A Single Dreadlock

10/14/2018 - Chargers Score TD With The Help Of Russell Okung’s Obvious False Start 

10/14/2018 - Panthers Rookie D.J. Moore Had An Utterly Disastrous First Half

10/14/2018 - No Flags Thrown After Helmet-To-Helmet Hit On Amari Cooper

10/14/2018 - JuJu Smith-Schuster And Dre Kirkpatrick Renew Hostilities With Tender Helmet Kiss

10/14/2018 - Leonard Floyd Suplexed Danny Amendola Into The Turf And Gifted The Dolphins A Score

10/14/2018 - Evgeny Kuznetsov Is A Goddamn Wizard

10/14/2018 - Report: The Raiders Are Ready To Start Blowing It Up

10/14/2018 - Brock Osweiler To Start Over Ryan Tannehill Against Chicago And Likely Die

10/14/2018 - Report: Aaron Hernandez Was Sexually Abused As A Boy

10/14/2018 - Sixers Apologize For Mike Muscala's Dad's Tweets About "African American Mental Illness"

10/13/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Here Lies They-Ran-Outta-Luck

10/13/2018 - Gibraltar Wins First Competitive Match In Its History

10/13/2018 - Benches Clear As Florida And Vanderbilt Coaches Get Into Shouting Match

10/13/2018 - USA Gymnastics Appoints Interim CEO And She Has A Take On Nike And Colin Kaepernick [Update]

10/13/2018 - Report: Knicks Waive Joakim Noah After Center Refused Buyout

10/13/2018 - Rutgers Forgets To Field Kickoff, Gives Maryland Incredibly Long Onside Kick

10/13/2018 - Pat Riley Denies Calling Tom Thibodeau A Motherfucker And Takes Shot At Danny Ainge In Statement

10/13/2018 - MMA Fighter Ties Bellator Record With Six-Second Knockout

10/13/2018 - Colin Kaepernick Somehow Left Off 49ers Gallery Celebrating Past Highlights Against Packers

10/12/2018 - Brewers Reliever Brandon Woodruff Bonked A Huge Dinger Off Clayton Kershaw

10/12/2018 - Browns Owner Jimmy Haslam Will Help Keep The Columbus Crew In Town

10/12/2018 - French Police Investigate Whether PSG's Champions League Blowout Of Red Star Was Fixed

10/12/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Ça Plane Pour Moi

10/12/2018 - Emergency Football Show Weekly: What's The Deal With NBC's Green Zone?

10/12/2018 - Pennsylvania Gov. Candidate: "I'm Going To Stomp All Over Your Face In Golf Spikes"

10/12/2018 - The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Little Cat Launching A Sneak Attack 

10/12/2018 - Tom Thibodeau Seems Pretty Okay With Jimmy Butler Taking A Doo-Doo On His Whole Team

10/12/2018 - Dead Sports Fans Should Get A New Bit

10/12/2018 - T.J. Watt Got Fined $20,000 For Breathing Near Matt Ryan's Leg

10/12/2018 - Saquon Barkley Is So Good And It Just Doesn't Matter

10/12/2018 - Simone Biles Unveils New Vault No Woman Has Ever Done Before, Remains Invincible 

10/12/2018 - This Is Why The Penguins Kept Phil Kessel

10/12/2018 - Usain Bolt, Aspiring Soccer Player, Scores Two Goals In His First Start

10/12/2018 - You Can't Hide Eli Manning

10/12/2018 - The Jets And Predators Are Brawling

10/12/2018 - Give In And Enjoy The Leafs

10/11/2018 - When The Future Is Bright

10/11/2018 - Odell Beckham Jr.'s Extended Meltdown Continues

10/11/2018 - Let Us Now Enjoy Two Thrilling USMNT Goals, Truly The Only Meaningful Events In The Colombia Friendly

10/11/2018 - Report: Pat Riley Called Tom Thibodeau A Motherfucker For Trying To Squeeze Him On A Jimmy Butler Trade

10/11/2018 - Report: The Giants Fined Odell Beckham Jr. For The Lil Wayne Interview

10/11/2018 - James Rodriguez Defies The Laws Of Physics And Ruins Some American Scrubs

10/11/2018 - Connor's Back

10/11/2018 - Report: Police Investigating Possible Sexual Assault During Football Hazing Incident At Northern Virginia High School

10/11/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Drop The Pill And Then Say Hello

10/11/2018 - Jimmy Butler Called A Players-Only Meeting To Smooth Things Over. Unless He Didn't. Unless He Did. This Is Exhausting.

10/11/2018 - Which Episode Of I Love Lucy Is This Embarrassing NBA Media Slapfight Like?

10/11/2018 - Report: Eli Manning Is Losing The Giants' Locker Room

10/11/2018 - WWE Taking Tens Of Millions In Saudi Money Sure Looks Awful

10/11/2018 - Which NBA Team Is Most Like Your Favorite NBA Team?

10/11/2018 - Report: Untrained Pac-12 Exec Was Allowed To Reverse Controversial Targeting Penalty

10/11/2018 - Everyone Needs To Relax With Their NBA Previews, Please

10/11/2018 - John Gagliardi Was The Only Good Coach

10/11/2018 - Hugh Freeze Gets New Job In Football League That Doesn't Exist Yet

10/11/2018 - What Can We Learn From Four Stadium Deals That Don't Suck?

10/11/2018 - Vlad Guerrero Jr. Actually Not Good, According To Brain Genius Who's Proudly Never Watched Him

10/11/2018 - Wolves Cancel Today's Practice, Block Out Media, And We're Talking Mark Wahlberg Now

10/11/2018 - Chelsea's New Plan For Dealing With Racist Fans: Send Them To Auschwitz

10/11/2018 - Khabib Nurmagomedov Threatens To Quit UFC If His McGregor-Attacking Buddy Is Fired

10/11/2018 - Report: Dodgers Cut Minor Leaguer After Being Told He Sexually Assaulted Maid

10/11/2018 - What's Up With The Golden Knights?

10/10/2018 - Trae Young Did A Very Trae Young Thing To Beat The Spurs

10/10/2018 - Michael Kay Says Yankees Lost To Red Sox Because Math Can't Account For The Soul Of A Baseball Or Whatever

10/10/2018 - Report: Adidas Allegedly Funneled Money To Families Of DeAndre Ayton And Dennis Smith Jr.

10/10/2018 - Jimmy Butler Continues Trashing The Timberwolves And Karl-Anthony Towns In Post-Practice Interview

10/10/2018 - Astros Reliever Ryan Pressly Confronts Cleveland Fan Taunting Roberto Osuna About Domestic Violence

10/10/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: A Check And Some Dap

10/10/2018 - Report: Jimmy Butler Showed Up At Timberwolves Practice To Humiliate The Stars And Yell At The GM

10/10/2018 - Udonis Haslem Sues Animal Hospital For Denying Him His Rightful Dog Semen

10/10/2018 - Vladimir Putin To Khabib Nurmagomedov's Father: Please Be Nice To Khabib 

10/10/2018 - Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Taking BP Is 35 Seconds Of ASMR Bliss

10/10/2018 - Cristiano Ronaldo's Lawyer Claims Documents Related To Rape Allegation Were Doctored [Update]

10/10/2018 - Report: Tigers Announcers Whose Beef Turned Physical Won't Be Back Next Year

10/10/2018 - Joe Flacco's Wife Thinks He Needs To Try Harder At Wide Receiver

10/10/2018 - The Latest Antonio Brown Story Is Weird Even For Antonio Brown

10/10/2018 -  

10/10/2018 - Colts Lineman Matt Slauson Played Almost An Entire Half With Two Broken Vertebrae

10/10/2018 - Free Solo, The Alex Honnold Documentary, Is The Year's Most Disturbing Movie

10/10/2018 - Roger Federer Literally Couldn't Hit This Ball

10/10/2018 - Happy One-Year Anniversary To This Bullshit 

10/10/2018 - This Predators Banner Is So Embarrassing

10/10/2018 - The Flyers' Home Opener Went So Badly, They're Swearing

10/10/2018 - Game 4 Winning Pitcher: "I Thought Ángel Hernández Called A Good Game." Game 4 Losing Pitcher: "He's Absolutely Terrible."

10/10/2018 - Red Sox Survive Near Ass-Shitting, Eliminate Yankees

10/9/2018 - Good Dog Throws A Mean Alley-Oop

10/9/2018 - Mike Clevinger Is Just Ridiculously Angry At Robert Flores For Sharing A Silly Video

10/9/2018 - Less Than One Month After Saying "I Ain't Trying To Fight For No Title," Derrick Lewis Will Fight For The Title

10/9/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: I'm Laying Low

10/9/2018 - Belfast Giants Hockey Player Denied Ass-tonishing Goal By Boring Refs

10/9/2018 - Bortles...Unleashed!

10/9/2018 - Giants Give Up On Former Top-10 Pick Ereck Flowers

10/9/2018 - Italy Set To Unleash Lasagna Upon Poland

10/9/2018 - Two Russian National Team Players In Trouble For Racist Chair Attack On Government Official

10/9/2018 - Jimmy Butler Adds An Arbitrary Deadline To His Trade Demand

10/9/2018 - Good Dog Interrupts Soccer Match, Is Rudely Denied Belly Rubs

10/9/2018 - Stop Using The Same Fucking GIFs Over And Over

10/9/2018 - Everything That Happened After The Fight Was Great For Conor McGregor

10/9/2018 - No, It's Not Good News, It's Never Good News And Never Will Be Again

10/9/2018 - Detroit Arena To Replace Conspicuously Empty Red Seats With Less Conspicuously Empty Black Seats

10/9/2018 - Former NFL Linebacker's Solution For The Struggling Eagles: Hump Less

10/9/2018 - Michael Thomas Stayed Up Late To Needle "Goof Ball Con Artist" Josh Norman On Twitter

10/9/2018 - Nick Kyrgios Is Just Another Grump Railing At The Umpire Now

10/9/2018 - Ass Team Of The Week: The Ravens Won The Ass-Off

10/9/2018 - Angel Hernandez Is Just Guessing Over There

10/9/2018 - It Is Hazardous To Look Directly At Alex Smith's Lowlight Reel

10/9/2018 - Steve Kerr Says "I Don't Want To Be Here," Gets Ejected, Waves Goodbye

10/8/2018 - Red Sox Make History With Savage Game 3 Beatdown Of Yankees

10/8/2018 - Refs Flag Excessive Celebration After Drew Brees Breaks All-Time Passing Yardage Mark [UPDATE]

10/8/2018 - Chris Bosh's Teeny Son Has Yet To Learn The Way Of The Baller

10/8/2018 - Fire The Suns Into The Sun

10/8/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Back To The Top Of The Slide

10/8/2018 - The Brewers Have Played This All Perfectly

10/8/2018 - The Biggest Game Of The Premier League Season Was Kind Of A Dud

10/8/2018 - When You’re Down 14 And Score A Touchdown, You Should Go For Two

10/8/2018 - "Hold On, Hazel! I Had To Pee!"

10/8/2018 - Marcus Maye Would Have Had A Pick-Six, But He Ran Out Of Gas

10/8/2018 - Ilya Kovalchuk Is Back And He Doesn't Look Half Bad

10/8/2018 - Report: Man Conspicuously Omitted From Mavericks' Sexual Harassment Report Has Finally Been Fired

10/8/2018 - Khabib Nurmagomedov's Dad On His Son Fighting In The Stands: "I Am Going To Regard This Severely"

10/8/2018 - The Dolphins Politely Waited Until The Second Half To Doo-Doo Their Pants

10/8/2018 - Things I Lost In The Fire

10/8/2018 - The USWNT Looks As Good As Ever And Is Rolling Toward The World Cup

10/8/2018 - Markelle Fultz Is A Deranged Weirdo Who Doesn't Know How To Use His Limbs

10/8/2018 - The Raiders Had First-And-Goal At The 1 And Didn't Give It To Marshawn Lynch

10/8/2018 - Let's Remember Some Guys: WrestleMania Vol. V

10/8/2018 - Jason Garrett Got Burned By Playing It Safe

10/8/2018 - Wrestling Magazines Were Bloody, Dumb, And Sleazy, And I Loved Them

10/8/2018 - The Hurricanes' Victory Celebration Rules

10/8/2018 - Three Thai Tennis Umpires Banned For Life For Betting And Match-Fixing

10/8/2018 - This Is The Greatest Penalty Kick Of All Time

10/8/2018 - Ronald Acuña Is Doing His Best To Carry The Braves

10/8/2018 - The Rockies' Playoff Run Was A Four-Game Whimper

10/8/2018 - Pete Carroll Gave Sean McVay A Second Chance To Make The Game-Winning Call

10/7/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Don't Even Pass Me That

10/7/2018 - This Hit On Brandin Cooks Was Somehow Not Flagged

10/7/2018 - Dubious Roughing Call On Michael Bennett Sets Up Vikings Touchdown

10/7/2018 - Linval Joseph Scores Ultimate Fat Man Touchdown

10/7/2018 - Graham Gano's 63-Yard Game-Winner Caps Off Wild Ending To Giants-Panthers

10/7/2018 - Blake Bortles Never Gave The Jaguars A Chance

10/7/2018 - Here Are All Five Of Mason Crosby’s Missed Kicks Today

10/7/2018 - Chris Jones's Day Included Embarrassing Blake Bortles And Punching A Guy's Ass

10/7/2018 - Report: Maryland Football Players Get Jackass Maryland Booster Kicked Off Michigan Trip

10/7/2018 - JuJu Smith-Schuster Gave Birth To A Football

10/7/2018 - Odell Beckham Jr. Follows Up Trashing His Teammates By Muffing Punt, Surrendering Touchdown [Update]

10/7/2018 - Manchester City's Riyad Mahrez Sends Penalty To Infinity And Beyond 

10/7/2018 - Eric Reid Continues Pregame Protest

10/7/2018 - Odell Beckham Jr. Gives Brutally Honest Interview About Eli Manning And Struggling Giants Offense

10/7/2018 - Arsenal Needed Just 15 Seconds To Craft The Best Team Goal Of The Season

10/7/2018 - J.R. Smith And Marcus Smart Are Keeping The Cavs-Celtics Rivalry Alive And Well

10/7/2018 - That's Why The Yankees Bet On Gary Sanchez

10/7/2018 - Report: Mike Pence's Gutless Political Stunt At A Colts Game Last Year Was Expensive

10/7/2018 - Derrick Lewis Followed Up His Shocking Comeback Knockout With A Legendary Interview

10/7/2018 - The Mess At UFC 229 Was Dana White's Own Making

10/7/2018 - Khabib Nurmagomedov Taps Out Conor McGregor, Attacks Conor Coach In Crowd, All Hell Breaks Loose [Updates]

10/6/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: When I Was A Young Boy

10/6/2018 - Report: Potential NBA Expansion To Seattle May Not Happen Until 2025 At The Earliest

10/6/2018 - Drew Lock Throws Pass To Fallen Receiver, Results In Pick-Six

10/6/2018 - How The Hell Did Iowa Pull This Off?

10/6/2018 - Texas Is Back Thanks To Kicker Cam Dicker

10/6/2018 - José Mourinho's Job Saved By Former And Current Scapegoats

10/6/2018 - Michigan Fullback Reminds The World That Some White Men Can Jump

10/6/2018 - Clayton Kershaw's Tiny Adorable Kid Offers Good Take On Her Dad's Dominant Performance

10/6/2018 - NFL Admits Derek Carr Actually Fumbled The Ball Against The Browns

10/6/2018 - Junior Seau's Family Is Finally Getting Money From The NFL

10/6/2018 - This Gylfi Sigurdsson Goal Was Just So Goddamn Pretty

10/5/2018 - SafeSport Bans Swimming Coach Sean Hutchison For Sexual Abuse

10/5/2018 - Beer-Covered A's Fan Made Peace With Beer Throwers And Partied With Them

10/5/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Days When We Raged

10/5/2018 - What Is Your Dumbest Flight Fuck-Up?

10/5/2018 - There Is Video Footage Of Jordan McNair's Final Practice, But Maryland Refuses To Release It

10/5/2018 - Khabib Nurmagomedov Is Going To Fuck Conor McGregor Up, Unless Conor Fucks Him Up First (He Might)

10/5/2018 - Bobi Loves Tobi

10/5/2018 - Q&A: Reporter Antje Windmann On Convincing Ronaldo's Rape Accuser To Speak, And Why Media Was So Slow To Pick Up The Story

10/5/2018 - Clay Travis, Whose Book Didn't Sell: Nobody Likes Me Or My Book

10/5/2018 - A Small Story About Nightmares

10/5/2018 - It's The Perfect Storm For Offenses In The NFL

10/5/2018 - Iran's Supreme Leader Features Aly Raisman In A Pro-Hijab Video

10/5/2018 - Kyrie Irving Says He Intends To Re-Sign In Boston Next Summer

10/5/2018 - The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Determined Dog And His Powerful Tongue

10/5/2018 - José Mourinho Is Cornered 

10/5/2018 - Elbows Aren't Supposed To Bend This Way

10/5/2018 - This October, Root For Your Coworkers' Misery

10/5/2018 - Brandon Ingram Electrifies Lakers Crowd With Uh Inbounds Defense, No Really

10/5/2018 - Artemi Panarin Is A Monster, And A Monster Headache For Columbus

10/5/2018 - Report: Mavericks Report Omitted Name Of Employee Who Sexually Harassed Colleagues

10/5/2018 - Adam Ottavino Overthought It

10/5/2018 - Hernan Perez Went On A Gatorade Odyssey And Got The Wrong Guy Anyway

10/4/2018 - Yep, Max Muncy

10/4/2018 - Brian Bowen's Dad Describes Black Market Payments For Top Recruits At Every Level Of "Amateur" Basketball

10/4/2018 - Brewers' Big Name Acquisitions Come Through In Game 1 Walk-Off Win

10/4/2018 - Yankees Further Endear Themselves To Boston By Crossing Hotel Workers' Picket Line

10/4/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: I'm Not Ready To Make Nice

10/4/2018 - Melisa Reidy-Russell Overcame Baseball's Bureaucracy And Took Control Of Her Own Story

10/4/2018 - It's A Chargers Home Game

10/4/2018 - J.R. Smith Will Give Fan $600 For Tossing His Phone Into Construction Site

10/4/2018 - Jon Gray's Strange Season Looks To Have Reached A Depressing End

10/4/2018 - Portuguese Soccer Officials And Juventus Offer Dumbass Thoughts On Cristiano Ronaldo Rape Allegations

10/4/2018 - Prosecutor In Farcical Brett Kavanaugh Hearing Was Part Of Same Office That Let Kevin Johnson Walk Away From Sex Abuse Charges

10/4/2018 - Fancy Bears, The Hackers Who Leaked All That Doping Data, Were Agents Of The Russian Military All Along

10/4/2018 - The Hater's Guide To The MLB Playoffs

10/4/2018 - Today I Declare To You That The Following Wideouts Are Dogshit

10/4/2018 - Floyd Landis Is Using Lance Armstrong's Settlement Money To Start A Cycling Team

10/4/2018 - Khabib Nurmagomedov Wrestled A Bear, Became A National Hero, And Is Ready To Smash Conor McGregor

10/4/2018 - Fame And Fantasy In The Heavyweight Battle Of The Atlantic

10/4/2018 - Patrick Mahomes At All Times Sounds Like He Just Ate A Big Bowl Of Chili

10/4/2018 - Let's All Get Irrationally Hyped For Elias Pettersson And The Canucks

10/4/2018 - This Is Supremely Fucked Up, Don't Do This

10/4/2018 - Aaron Rodgers Is Taking Shots At Mike McCarthy Again

10/4/2018 - We're One Game Into The Season And Brad Marchand Is Already Being A Prick

10/4/2018 - Beefy Baseball Boy Luke Voit Is The Yankees' Not-So-Secret Weapon

10/4/2018 - Athletics' Feel-Good Season Smashed Up And Ruined By Vile Yankees

10/3/2018 - "Near"

10/3/2018 - Nick Saban Is Very Angry At Alabama Fans For Not Attending Guaranteed Win Against Garbage Opponent

10/3/2018 - Capitals Set New Record In Brutal Season-Opening Thrashing Of Boston

10/3/2018 - Capitals Erase Barry Trotz From Season-Opening Banner-Hanging Ceremony 

10/3/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: There's No One In The Place

10/3/2018 - Another Empty Congressional Hearing About Sexual Abuse In Sports Came And Went 

10/3/2018 - Georgia Dismisses Student From Baseball Team For Allegedly Shouting Racist Slurs At Quarterback Justin Fields

10/3/2018 - Brooks Koepka Feels Really Bad About His Shot That Exploded A Woman's Eyeball

10/3/2018 - Addison Russell Suspended 40 Games For Violating Domestic Abuse Policy

10/3/2018 - Why The Fuck Isn't Kobe Bryant A Pariah Yet?

10/3/2018 - Tom Wilson Gets 20(!)-Game Suspension For His Hit On Oskar Sundqvist

10/3/2018 - Barcelona Combine Two Leaping Volleys To Produce A Beautiful Goal

10/3/2018 - Kei Nishikori Shows That Sometimes It Pays To Play Dead

10/3/2018 - Nobody Was Prepared For The Horrors Modern Warfare Brought To Civilians

10/3/2018 - Canucks Ban Video Games On Road Trips, Because Fortnite Is Well On Its Way To Ruining The NHL

10/3/2018 - I Can't Stop Watching This Gorgeous Long Ball

10/3/2018 - Jim Harbaugh Forgot To Do The Assigned Reading On "Homecoming"

10/3/2018 - Are The NHL's Mini-Dynasties Dead?

10/3/2018 - The Time Aretha Franklin Called Dave McKenna A Liar  

10/3/2018 - Kyle Freeland Is A New Kind Of Rockies Pitcher

10/3/2018 - A 2018–19 NHL Season Preview Of Every Team, From Best To Islanders

10/3/2018 - Manhunt Is On For Aston Villa Fan Who Chucked A Cabbage At The Team's Manager

10/3/2018 - The A's Are Full-On Bullpenning, So Let's Get Weird

10/3/2018 - Brave Rock Men Thwart Pesky Bear Children In NL Wild Card Slog

10/3/2018 - Javier Baez And Nolan Arenado Share Warm Hug During Live Baseball Play

10/2/2018 - Roger Goodell Thanks Toilet President For Tacking Canadian Super Bowl Ad Ruling Onto Trade Agreement

10/2/2018 - No One Involved In Putting Malik Monk Into Hornets Preseason Game Notices He Isn't Wearing A Jersey

10/2/2018 - Please Do Not Stalk Jordan Bell

10/2/2018 - Second Lawsuit Says USA Diving Ignored Ongoing Sexual Abuse By A Coach

10/2/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Don't Look Back!

10/2/2018 - Everton's Richarlison Came Up With The Most Embarrassing Penalty Kick Of The Year

10/2/2018 - The Atlantic Follows LeBron's Lead By Hiring Jemele Hill To Talk About Sports And Politics

10/2/2018 - Rhea Butcher's Podcast Is For Baseball's Overlooked Fans

10/2/2018 - Horse Walks Into Bar, Fucks It Up

10/2/2018 - You And I Are Eating Too Much Chicken

10/2/2018 - Mexican Rodeo Will Blow Your Chaps Off

10/2/2018 - Ass Team Of The Week: Do Not Ever Feel That You Must Respect The Dolphins

10/2/2018 - Maybe Kobe Bryant Didn't Flinch Because He Had No Reason To

10/2/2018 - HBO Was Bad For Boxing

10/2/2018 - WWE Raw Segment Goes Off The Rails When Seattle Crowd Won’t Stop Booing SuperSonics Joke

10/2/2018 - Georgia Investigating Alleged Racist Remark Made By Baseball Player Towards Football Player

10/2/2018 - Las Vegas Police Reopen Investigation Into Alleged Rape By Cristiano Ronaldo

10/2/2018 - Woman At Ryder Cup Gets Hit With Brooks Koepka Shot, Says Her Eyeball Exploded

10/2/2018 - Broncos Say Referees Admitted To Missing Chiefs' Delay Of Game During Winning Drive

10/2/2018 - Reports: Golf Beefs!

10/2/2018 - Report: Le'Veon Bell Plans To Return To Steelers For Week 8

10/2/2018 - Patrick Mahomes Has All The Moves

10/2/2018 - Improvised Lefty Pass Highlights Another Heroic Performance From The Unreal Patrick Mahomes

10/1/2018 - Report: Crowdfunding Drives For College Football Player In Critical Condition Shut Down Over Fear Of NCAA Violations

10/1/2018 - Ron Baker Sucked A Contact Lens And Then Put It Right In His Damn Eye

10/1/2018 - Markieff Morris's Bad Temper Is In Mid-Season Form

10/1/2018 - Alex Trebek Opens Pennsylvania Gubernatorial Debate With Joke Question About The Eagles

10/1/2018 - Report: Former NBA Try-Hard Chris Dudley Once Allegedly Smashed A Pint Glass On Someone's Head While Defending Brett Kavanaugh

10/1/2018 - Deadspin Up All Night: Beautiful Gift

10/1/2018 - Kyrie Irving Is Sorry For Ironically(?) Perpetuating The Flat Earth Theory

10/1/2018 - Naomi Osaka Has Various Tea-Related Feelings About Her Bizarre U.S. Open Final

10/1/2018 - Tremendous, Compounding Boners Lead To Incredible Own Goal

10/1/2018 - Todd Bowles Hates Risk, Loves Meaningless Field Goals And Punts

10/1/2018 - Orlando Arcia Came Out Of Nowhere To Help The Brewers Win The NL Central

10/1/2018 - The Last Two Minutes Of The AFL Grand Final Were Thrilling Even If You Don't Know What You're Looking At

10/1/2018 - Game 163 Is One More Chance For A Catcher To Take One To The Dick And Balls

10/1/2018 - Jayson Werth To Cop After DUI: "I'm Just Not Sure I Trust You"

10/1/2018 - Earl Thomas Is Why Le'Veon Bell Holds Out

10/1/2018 - Mike Gundy's Weekly Phone Call With The Press Got Hacked And The Audio Is Wonderful

10/1/2018 - Report: Maryland Football Lived Up To Its "Toxic Culture" Label

10/1/2018 - NBA 2K19's Brand Humping Is Craven, Shameless, And Straight-Up Evil

10/1/2018 - All You Need Is Spite: A Very Emotional NHL Season Preview

10/1/2018 - Alvin Kamara Never Goes Backwards

10/1/2018 - Sloane Stephens Feuds With Opponent: "Fucking Bitch Tried To Hit Me"

10/1/2018 - Jaguars Junction: Week Four

10/1/2018 - Cristiano Ronaldo Calls Rape Accusation Against Him "Fake News"

10/1/2018 - What If The Eagles Just Stink?

10/1/2018 - Even In Victory, Jon Gruden Is Haunted By His Dumbass Choices

10/1/2018 - Khris Davis Hit .247 For The Fourth Year In A Row

10/1/2018 - Mike Vrabel Showed Brains And Balls

10/1/2018 - LeBron, In A Lakers Uniform, Doing LeBron Stuff

10/1/2018 - Doug Marrone Has Been Waiting Four Years To Stick It To The Jets